I want the gold to be prepared if Cudgeon's plan goes wrong. Try to win all my supporters for my plan. I'm pretty sure Lope will be on our side, Cahartez too and maybe even Vinyáya. She always had a fondness of me. I am good looking after all. "You can t be serious!" "I never make any jokes", Root claimed, without flinching an eyelash. "Never."

Artemis eats a rare delicacy ;) [Artler]

A young centaur comes knocking at the Fowls' door, looking for safety from an enemy. Only she's no centaur. And this 'enemy' isn't just another fairy out to get her. It's something bigger. And it's getting stronger. As if the pressure isn't high enough, there's also a really awesome species at risk of extinction. Not the best summary I've ever written. T for language and stuff.

Holly gets a call from Artemis in the middle of the day, so she flies to the manor as quickly as possible... she knows it must be urgent. But why EXACTLY is he so desperate to see her? Is it more... or much, much less important than she thinks?

Artemis and Butler have fallen for each other. The only problem is that Artemis Fowl senior isn't exactly an Artler fan. Now Artemis must choose between his birthright and the man he desires in this epic battle of family vs. love. Artemis/Butler slash. Yaoi lemon.

Small stupid one-shot I got bored review how ya want rated T for some reason

Artemis, Athena, and Trevor now know they are the Greek gods of their world. Their mission? To find the others. (This is the last installment of a trilogy that starts with my story 'The Other Magical Creature' which you don't HAVE to read, but I would say that you should read the 2nd installment 'Athena's Inter-dimensional Adventure', because it explains things you should know.

I feel that there is not enough stories about Butler and the academy, this is my attempt at remedying that. Chap.3; Routines

Trouble Kelp was supposed to be having a good day. But then he remembers he lost a bet, and his brother won't give him a moment of peace, and he still has to be on time for his date.

Artemis Fowl II. Juvenile genius, fairy trapper, savior of the People (on numerous occasions)…and big brother to two troublesome twins. Yup, reduced to headache-inducing babysitting. Brilliant. Of course, the appearance of an old friend during a fierce storm tends to make things a bit more interesting… Rated K friendship/family

A collection of random stories/drabbles/oneshots. It's really just a bunch of the random crazy ideas bouncing around in my head. A bit of every pairing under the sun will probably eventually be found here. Also now have some The Last Guardian drabbles!

It's Halloween week guys, which means its time for my halloween special. Artemis gets invited to a halloween party held in his honor. But what he doesn't know is that his friends set it up so he could lose his 'pureness'. And who's the sexy angel? Slash and drinking. Lots of OC's. Enjoy my pretties!

Rewritten! AU in which the fairies are human. When Holly Short runs into the mysterious Artemis Fowl on a rainy night in the park, they soon become friends. As they continue to grow closer, will romance blossom between them? Can Holly help Artemis through his pain? Artemis x Holly. Warning: Contains Suggestions of Child Abuse

CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN. AU in which the fairies are human. When Holly Short runs into the mysterious Artemis Fowl on a rainy night in the park, they soon become friends. As they continue to grow closer, will romance blossom between them? Can Holly help Artemis through his pain? Artemis x Holly. Warning: Contains Suggestions of Child Abuse

Artemis Fowl II's Atlantis Complex is acting up again, this isn't good. he's scared of fours, counting his words, and worst of all, he isn't smiling. When Holly comes over, she makes it her mission to get his smile back. Too bad for Artemis she comes to a ticklish solution. :D

The strange eons have come, and death lays dead on the road. Those who cannot move on find themselves living their lives again and again. As Artemis and Holly struggle to survive in these strange repeats of time, it becomes clear how much they need not only their wits, but also each other. Groundhog Time Travel, eventual A/H.

Myths are truths that often become distorted as time goes on but even then they're still there to warn and tell of something. The Battle of Taillte, was it really just humans who fought and beat the Fairies, who were more technologically advanced than the humans, or were there others who aided them. Whatever it is Artemis needs to find out soon before history repeats itself again.

There were very few things that could really make one fear Trouble Kelp. One of those things was his little brother Grub. Trouble loved him, and the only reason that he would harm anyone intentionally would be because someone had dared to lay a finger upon his baby brother's head. Little brother Grub and overprotective Trouble.

Holly is annoyed with Mulch... Again. Luckily, she has a boy genius friend. Whether or not he'll help is another matter...

We all know the story, that's why we are here. We love the story so much, that we want to write our own little pieces of their universe, but nothing is the same as reading the story, without any idea of what is going to happen, and falling in love with it again. So here is my way of expressing love of a series. You all know the story, now welcome in, brand new characters!

Artemis Fowl II. People who've read the series know him as the cruel, cold genius who is changed by the elf he kidnaps. In Queen of Fey, Artemis is the vindictive Surface Lord who has united the Surface Lands under his own name, and is the ruler of the entire world. There is only Haven and Atlantis left out of his control. HIATUS.

In which Artemis mulls over the rather unwanted presence of a certain MI6 agent. (Artemis Fowl X Alex Rider Crossover) (Also published under 'Inconvenient' in the Artemis Fowl x Alex Rider Crossover Category).

"... Did he just faint?" "Yeah. Yeah I think he did." In which Foaly smarts and Artemis can't stand the sight of blood.

Artemis has changed back into the monster he was at ten, and is now trying to destroy Haven. It is up to Holly, Foaly, and Trouble to avert the disaster and protect the people. Along the way, Holly unveils a secret that her parents took to their graves. Post TLG, H/T, constructive criticism welcome! Rating for kissing (scandalous, I know!) and awesome (violent) fight scenes.

What if Artemis had never lied to Holly in The Time Paradox? What if he was the one to kiss her, and not the other way around? AF:TTP re-write. Rated T for language and innuendo. Chapter Five: After falling into a giant barbecue Artemis is in a race against time. Problem is, Holly's got a serious head start. And she has no idea how the game has changed.