Let's say the Bird is played by two women. We'll call them Holly.

"There's an us?" "There's always been an us."

[One Shot] Sometimes we can venture outside the lines, but only others can go above and beyond. [Twelve Shots of Summer: Second Raid]

Captain Catherine 'Cate' Donpino, the head of the SFPD major crimes department, stumbles across some rather weird suspects and is taken to the Lowers Elements by Officer Holly Short. Within hours Cate finds herself centered to probably the most adventurous but also dangerous mission of her life. Including new friends and perhaps even romance... DISCONTINUED (stops at a cliffhanger)

The younger step-cousin of ASSoSSSaC, ASSoASSaAaP will have shorter and more outlandish fics. Woo! Crazy!

Sequel to Forever and always. Hazel has moved out of the house with Sam, so A decides to get an apartment . . . And a college education, at the insistence of her mother. So she leaves home, not knowing she will soon become forever changed.

Post-The Arctic Incident. Not canon-compliant, as far as I know. Artemis holds the coin Holly gave him, and he remembers her declaration of respect.

The inevitable does not happen and Artemis finds himself outliving Holly. Artemis is not a stranger to grief. This was how he has always mourned - by not mourning. Oneshot.

Sequel to When I Saw You! Artemis Fowl now has two teenage twin daughters. Join them, and see what hilarious misadventures they end up in. Oh, yes, did I mention their bodyguard, Juliet's son? Rated T because I am more paranoid than our favorite, carrot loving centaur!

TLG SPOILERS There was no hiding the regret. It kept her awake at night, and haunted her dreams. If she could have one last chance to speak to him, she would tell them those words. And those would be the only words she would say, because nothing else mattered. All that mattered was that she loved him, forever and always.

When Artemis was young, Holly was always the invisible angel at his shoulder, keeping him safe and prodding him onto a better path. Maybe someday, he will have a chance to return the favor.

Artemis Fowl thinks he's too cool for school. And the rest of the world, too. He considers himself above the common man, as any fan of the series will know. But can a punk like Di prove him wrong when countless geniuses thrice her age have failed? Why don't you come and find out? (T for violence in future chapters)

Just drabbles. Or not. Fine, then- humorous misadventures. Random weirdness. You know what I'm trying to say (or maybe not. Just read the first chapter to get the gist of it).

For Artemis, the evening was an exercise in reading people. For Holly, it was an exercise in tolerating Artemis, that sneaky mud twerp. The couple from the other table Artemis was picking on suddenly looked alarmingly familiar. Holly panics. A/H

Set after TLG, will be A/H and will likely contain some fluff and possibly adult content but nothing too graphic. Since their first encounter Artemis and Holly have been inextricably drawn together to save the world. Now they must save each other; and with conspiracies, a terrorist attack in Haven and mythical beasts loose in London, they may finally be out of their depth...

Pre-TLG/Non-TLG compliant. Basically me obsessing over TAC & wanting to know what happens as Arty recovers, so this is my take on it. Picks up right after the last scene of TAC. I'm a sap & a drama queen but there is a plot. T as of Chap 14. Eventual A/H, but the romance really isn't the main focus, hence it not being 1 of the genres. Cover art courtesy of ArtyDanna on deviantart.

Nanometer long stories about totally random stuff that occurs in the lives of the Artemis Fowl characters. Rated T for exessecive cussing and some sexual stuff. Mostly cussing.

You can't cheat death, and even if you think you have, the universe keeps score and it will get even. But Artemis has never been able to accept the end and when death comes for him this time it is no different. As the ether draws him further away from who he once was he must fight with everything he has to stay whole. *IN THE PROCESS OF A FULL REVISION*

First ever fanfic so please do not hate. Basically a story where Artemis goes to school in New Brunswick Canada and metes a strange girl who seems almost as mysterious as he himself. Will try to update regularly if the first chapter is met with positivity. Only rated T 'cuz I'm very paranoid, more so than Arty. Post TLG

When magic interrupts and alters biology, Artemis and Holly find themselves in an unthinkable situation, one that will change their lives forever. (Warning: Mpreg.)

When Julius decides to recruit Artemis into the LEP, the initiation takes a turn, in the wrong direction, and Holly and Artemis have five hours to figure out who was the culprit, and how to take back what was theirs. Please Rate and Review, my first fiction. COMPLETED

Artemis Fowl is alive again. But how will he manage his relationships with his family? His friends? Butler? Not to mention a certain elf . . . Rated T just in case, cause I'm more paranoid than our favorite, carrot loving centaur.

Artemis and Holly are in a foest. Artemis has been infected with a deadly disease inflicted by Opal Koboi. Will he survive?

Artemis has returned from the grave about 2 weeks, so why does he feel the need to return? One shot Post TLG. Re-uploaded because I don't know how to computer.

Set after the final book: Life has returned to a semblance of normalcy and Artemis is once again attending school at his mother's request. But there is a new character added to our slightly dysfunctional gang, a girl who knows things she shouldn't. Well, he had been complaining of boredom lately...