Short drabbles or one-shots about Artemis and co. Taking requests. May be A/H or Opal/Artemis in later chapters. Basically all the genres but mainly humour and friendship. Review!

Artemis fowl was, and always has been, a deadly aponent . Of course Artemis has always had one fatal flaw. In this story Artemis learns that taking a leaf out of Butler's book could one day save his life, and that of all his friends.

She didn't said anything else. She just didn't know how. How can you say goodbye to someone who is you? Who is engraved in your very own existence?

One-shot. Grace says her first words. Cuteness and love all around! This is set before the books! Grace is my OC if you don't know. Everything explained inside!

a collection of one and two shots in which assorted characters prank Butler set after The Last Guardian[mostly] PLEASE READ!

Artemis and Holly are getting married, and it seems they will live happily ever after, but Constantine's brother has other plans.

Holly is a vampire from a vaccine that went wrong and she was the test subject. So she's the only vampire elf of her kind and she is hunting artemis for his blood.

A brief poem that my brain spat at me. Takes place near the end of the last book, so spoilers abound. Hartemis.

'Snark, cynicsm and an undeniably selfish heart, all in one person. Really,' Holly thought sarcastically, 'what more could people want in Artemis Fowl? ' Drabbles.

CO-AUTHORED BY STEINBOCK. Everyone has a past-some people's are just more hidden than ere may be valid reasons for it,but regardless this fic-set will aim to reveal just some select snippets of the people, places and experiences that shaped the world's best bodyguard into what he is today. Latest Chapter: A not-at-all-sensible sneak-peek at The Gang on Fanfic. Nuff said. Enjoy!

A parody of The Berry Hunt Song (don't judge!). Sung by Artemis! Inspired by a conversation between me and a friend. Drabble length. Enjoy!

In which Artemis tries to brainwash his four year old daughter, Carson Fowl. Will Holly allow it? [Howl, Hartemis]. P.s., if you are a child of four years old, please, I beg you, do not try this at home, okay? Oh, and if you're a four year and and you're reading this, you have my respect- you're most likely an time-traveling alien, cyborg, or extreme child prodigy. I don't own pic.

What if Artemis Fowl wasn't always an immaculate boy genius, and Butler wasn't always an intimidating bodyguard? Join Artemis and the gang as they get a day off from being part of the cast of one of the most popular young adult series in the world, and see the true sides of their characters. Projected rating: T for language. Tongue-in-cheek fourth wall-breaking story.

Sequel to Artemis Fowl and the Final Resolution. On a vacation from the Lower Elements, Artemis and Holly run into a few one-sidedly familiar faces from the forgotten past. Oneshot. Reviews are appreciated.

After TAC. The humans find out about the People. They know Artemis Fowl II was First Contact. Both worlds are at war, and they both need Artemis on their side. Artemis needs to choose between his species, family and friends. A/H Reviews are appreciated.

When he was young, Artemis Fowl II never believed in the supernatural and the paranormal. To him everything has a logical or a scientific explanation even the most bizarre occurrences. But nevertheless, among the stories his father told him, the story of little Eleanor Fowl had a lasting impact on him with an experience to match. (Because it is Halloween!)

Inspired by a scene from Time Paradox. What if, in every book, Holly got revenge on Artemis... by cutting his hair? Humor/fluff

Artemis is ill, but the symptoms just aren't adding up. With his condition getting worse and worse, the faeries must get involved. But is it too late? With trouble in Haven, how can Artemis save the two worlds again if he's unconscious! It seems everyone needs his genius at such a crucial time, but Artemis is in need of some help himself...

Holly's got a secret...

First FF! Artemis has been brought back from the dead, but there's something off with him. Could it be that the villainous Fowl is back, and ready to pull his biggest heist ever, one that could cost lives? Can Holly bring back the old Artemis, or is he too far gone to be saved? Rated for content in later chapters (maybe?). (I had no idea what categories to put this in...)

A series of chapters and scenes about Butler and Artemis' father/son and brother/brother relationship throughout the years. Loads of fluff and angst. Pre, during, and post book series. Chapter 2: Artemis from 4 to 5 1/2 years old.

Artemis knows Butler's secret, but what he doesn't know is how serious the affliction is…

It has been a month since Artemis Fowl came back from the dead. But he can sense there is something different about the way his family act around him.

Butler isn't well, and Artemis is growing sicker by the day. (Set after The Time Paradox, in place of The Atlantis Complex. Graphic content warning, no sex scenes as of this chapter.)

Picks up right where TLG left off. Artemis is back. There has to be some catch, right? Moreover, Opal has cheated death as well and becomes a ghost. Her plan for revenge is possibly her most devious one yet and right at the center of it is Foaly. The plot is about to get deliciously twisted.