Meeting the parents is scary, but joining your significant other's family for the holidays is outright terrifying. And if those holidays are for a different religion, then the learning curve is horrific. Holly is not looking forward to Christmas at Fowl Manor, but perhaps there's something waiting there to make all the stress worthwhile. Fluff, baby. All the fluff.

It shouldn't be expected that they will always win. Or always have won. And if, just once, Holly and Artemis did lose, what else must have been lost? Only the freedom of an entire civilization, under the geis. Subjugation and an impossible redemption.

Artemis does not believe in the PARAnormal or SUPERnatural. Only in science. Yet, when left alone for a few minutes in Police Plaza, Artemis comes across some traces of an old comrade. Traces that can not be explained. One-shot, Halloween-themed.

Part of "The Broken." The story of Koboi's incarceration, rescue by Opal, and their final realization: no one deserves future Empress Koboi...but herself. PLEASE BE ADVISED: I only posted half the story here. The rest is at the Archive of Our Own.

That which is in locomotion must arrive at the half-way stage before it arrives at the goal.

Rupert was having a good day. You know what? No. Not a good day. He was having a great day. An AWESOME day. And when a kindly gnome gives him some free flowers, he knew just the elf who would really appreciate them.

Filing. Meetings. Paperwork. Hordes of the undead descending upon you and your coworkers, ravenous for their succulent brains. Wing Commander Vinyaya should really get overtime for this. A sequel to "In Another's Eyes."

A little one-shot. Perhaps consider it the long-lost chapter of "Fowl Shorts." Or perhaps not. Artemis manages to convince Holly to try something, despite all her misgivings, and the result is...to be expected, really.

It couldn't be true not now. Holly uttered one word full of concern; "Artemis..." Foaly accidentally stumbles upon some dreadful news for the future of Artemis. With help from Holly, an answer is to be found. To make it worse, an old enemy presumed dead is attempting revenge. Will Artemis regain his memory, figure out the evil plan and save not just The People, but himself? PostTLG

'It's hard to see the future with tears in your eyes, and Myles is afraid that his family will go completely blind.' How can you cope with tragedy when you deny that it ever happened?

Artemis has his mental problems. And Holly has her social problems. What is Holly's secret? How is Trouble involved? ArtemisXHolly HollyXTrouble. Rated T cause the Aliens are after me.*Runs around, and finds tin foil hat* WHERE IS IT! SORRY- My postings are all stopped for now, my houses' hard drive is down, there for my nexted planned chapters are at hold. Will be sorted out

In which Angeline decides to celebrate Artemis' twenty-first birthday the traditional Fowl way - complete with folk music, merrymaking and Irish step-dancing - and Artemis feels like weeping. Hilarity Ensues. Epilogue to The Last Guardian.

Things have just started to settle down. Then a new enemy strikes,kidnapping Holly. And now there is one question on everyones mind. Who is Victoria Harrington the third and why does she want information? (Warning: may contain ArtemisxHolly. and two OCs. Don't like,don't read.)

The theory of the multiverse states that anything is possible, in alternate timelines. These stories chronicle alternatives to what happened in Artemis Fowl's story. Some small changes can result in vastly different outcomes. Warnings: spoilers for anyone who hasn't finished the series will eventually happen, as will odd pairings and major character death.

AU where Artemis loses interest in being the head of the Fowl Industries, and he composes music as he begins to take over the business. No Last Guardian in this verse. Once he becomes stuck on composing, Artemis finds musical inspiration in the most silent, stoic of places. Artler, fluffy slash. Disclaimer on my profile.

Part 1: Artemis and Butler find an amnesiatic girl sent from Opal and have yet to find out her purpose. And who she is. In Part 2: Artemis Fowl and Juliet Butler fall into mysteriously induced comas. The strange girl from America is called to Ireland to communicate Artemis's consciousness to Butler to figure out exactly what is going on in the Fowl Manor.

In which Artemis is in desperate need of lessons in the "Urban Language."

It was their number one unspoken rule to never speak of the truth they both knew. But as time passes and the truth becomes more and more tangled, Holly and Artemis realize that they have to talk about it, sooner or later. A oneshot about the inevitable conversation. Unapologetic A/H.

A deadly war is fought where Faeries and Lycans are at each other's throats. During this clandestine conflict, a Lycan civil war threatens to destroy nearly three millenniums of tradition, Captain Holly Short finds out a deadly secret, Commander 'Trouble' Kelp wages his own crusade and Artemis wages his own internal war. At the centre is the mysterious Lycan, Leviticus Dunkeld...

All Alexandra Leblanc wanted was an interesting birthday, but you know the saying, be careful what you wish for. Now when the Artemis Fowl gang shows up in her backward, what is she to do? You'll just have to read to find out.

Artemis Fowl the Second is definitely not a normal teenager. But this is a bit to overboard. When Artemis becomes a werewolf, will he stay with his family? What will be on his new road? And what about what he left behind?

A collection of lemons between various characters of the Artemis Fowl universe. Expect love, lu t and r@pe. Warning, pure lemon, nothing but lemons, some of you may be shocked, offended or disturbed by the following stories.

This is a story of how a small misunderstanding causes a big accusation about her. How will he react? How will the whole gang react?

a fast forward, AU of my other story called after math, except this one has a much less intricate plot knot to tie up all the holes. this is just for the AEC submission, to read the 'real' one, once i put up more chapters of it, check it out. also, The staff of should make all of the languages invested by the authors a thing

When the Fowls go on a skiing trip to Switzerland, Beckett decides to keep a journal. Nothing very exciting planned, just a light-hearted collection of silly stories. And one question from Beckett: what is a balatron?