Hello...um...I really have nothing to say. My best friend wrote this. I changed nothing. I just typed what was on the paper. I swear. To God. Swear. Rated M...

Artemis and Orion are playing a game called 'Alias'. It's a pretty old fic, but I didn't want to change the text, because it's so nostalgic ; Comments please ;)

Ihan lyhyt ficci Artemiksesta ja Orionista pelaamassa Aliasta... Hyvin vanha, mutta en ole alkuperäistä tekstiä sen nostalgisuuden vuoksi muuttaa ; Kommentteja, kiitos ;)

The Last Option is dangerous. It can kill. It is almost impossible to find. And only Artemis can find her. Light Holly/Artemis

Originally a set of out-takes for another fic, this is a collection of drabbles celebrating the ongoing, yet little known, romance of one D. Butler and one M. Paradizo. Because there's nothing a underage criminal mastermind likes better than an older (and more physically fit) lover.

Artemis Fowl signs on to be a consultant to the LEP. Little does he know that his newest job will put him in the most danger he has ever been, as he is put face to face with a revolutionary terrorist organization.

Artemis wakes up late one day and finds that his family is mysteriously avoiding him. They are putting up decorations, baking things, not telling him what day it is, and hiding boxes in the garden! Artemis goes to find out what is happening but no one will tell him. SPOILERS FOR TLG! DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ TLG! This is mainly a cute story for kids. :)

A collection of stories that are all quite different from each other.Some are heart touching whilst others are knee-slappers.One thing's for sure,though,you won't regret reading them.Please note that some of the stories might contain some TLG spoilers.

Thirty-something!Artemis and his wife come home to Ireland for Angline's Christmas party, as they do every year. And, as he does every year, Artemis drinks a little too much and indulges in a little self-loathing. An unexpected guest arrives in the midst of this and the night breaks with tradition, with long-lasting consequences.

What is this? A merge between Artemis and Orion! What happens when mortal enemies become one, will Artemis be back? What is Holly and Butler to do? And there's more, the Fowl family are celebrities in Haven, and there are rumors of ... Holly dating Artemis? When the outer threats are gone, the inner wrinkles have to be smoothed out, 'as smooth as a dwarf's bottom', or so they say.

This is really just a story that came to me all of a sudden.You don't need to R&R,because of that fact.In this story Artemis becomes very OOC and starts to do/say some very silly things.Rated T just to be sure.

Aremis has failed Holly and the People. How will she react, and what will he do? May become a multiple chapter affair, but for now just a one-shot. On Hiatus until I finish my other multi-chapter fic (February 22, 2013).

Nine months after the events in the last guardian, Artemis ponders his actions of forcing his soul into this clone body. Also on AO3.

When you make a decision you cant help but wonder if it was right or wrong, after her actions in the last guardian, Holly finds herself wondering the same thing. (first fic ever) Also on AO3.

Root has had a long day and when he returns to his beloved chair for some needed wind down time, he finds a less than pleasant creature has already taken it hostage with peanutbutter. THE ADVENTURES OF EMER IN BOOKLAND PART 1.

The fields surrounding the house were turning a beautiful golden shade, reminiscent of an expensive gown of bronze and aureate, rippling and stretching along the canvas of the land in a sparkling wave. The Irish boy himself was a mere addition to the photographic perfection. But his thoughts weren't on the scenery, and much less his own vanity. Because, who was he, really?

Athena, Foaly and Cabelline's adopted daughter, goes to Aunt Holly's work one day to find something shocking. Starring Athena and Capall, two OC's.

He always did love her voice. He had, at one point, accidentally heard her sing. It was the only time he heard it. And yet, he always brought it up, somehow. Never jesting, just pointing to the fact that it went so unappreciated by all except him. And then he would ask her to someday sing for him, at a moment of peace that he could really listen. Now, she owed it to him.

Post Time Paradox. Artemis and Holly can't sleep...A/H. Warning: Mature content. Some funny spots, though.

Myles finds out that he has a long lost older brother and he finally gets to meet him! Set after the end of The Lost Colony.

A collection of Artemis/Holly drabbles. Will only be updated if I have INSPIRATION.

Alternate Universe. Ever wonder what the life of a psychopath is like? This is beyond Death Note or Hannibal Lecter. When a boy genius loses his mind, no one is safe. Features swearing, sexual themes, and extreme violence. DISCONTINUED, TO BE REDONE.

Donovan Butler, Juliet's son, is madly in love with Artemis Fowl the third. She is everything to him, his past, his present and hopefully his future. But what if something got in the way of them? What if someone tried to betroth her to another? Will Holly coming back to her daughter affect Artemis III's new life? Please read and review! I'm no good at descriptions!

Foaly's Bio-Mechanical Bugs have gone haywire. Their bite is poisonous to any being that walks on (or under) the surface of the Earth. What will become of the world with these little Bugs loose?

From the minds of the Take-2-Pay-4-1 creators comes a brand new series, featuring the characters of the Artemis Fowl universe. E1: When Holly Short, investigator for the Agency is set on a mission to find Artemis Fowl the Second, unproven criminal mastermind, one would naturally suspect the genius being off on another scheme, but this time, the tables have turned. Fowl is in danger