Questions put to a few Artemis Fowl characters and - obviously otherwise there would be no point in this - their answers : Progress Status rated on whether anyone asks me for more! Finally updated and upped to a K plus because of mild bad language.

Telling my version of Artemis' childhood. R&R! More humor! What is Minerva's first impression as she meets Artemis?

An one-shot about Artemis, Orion and Holly.

Holly and Artemis go to a swing dance. Just a twoshot; me trying to be cute. as usual, T because I'm more paranoid than Foaly.

Artemis is being treated for Atlantis Complex and Holly is left waiting.

It's happening again. A theatre show, dinner at a posh restaurant...followed by arguments,explosions,car chases and hostage situations.When will the Fowls learn that there's no such thing as a quiet night out?It's a good job they've got Butlers around...

Holly and Artemis have always been there for one another... but what will result of their unlikely friendship? Rated T just 'cause!

My entry for the Halloween Challenge at Artemis Fowl Fangathering. A short one-shot that I wanted to post here too.

Sequel to Untitled, is set Eight months afterward. With Nicholas Fowl still out there, can Artemis outsmart an enemy who has killed him once? rated T, but Chapter One borders on M

For some reason, Holly has been acting strange, and it all started with the morning of fours. Trouble helps her down to the clinic, but then she acts just fine. But is she? Rated T because I'm paranoid like Foaly, and wear an aluminum hat XD!

Beckett has a DS. But something's wrong with it!

Trouble goes too far, and Holly does't appreciate that. Meanwhile Artemis is having a hard time trying to contact his best friend. Maybe she needs a vacation? Loads of A/H comedy fluff. R&R nice. I'll probably update on a regular basis. T for now.

Myles does a little experimenting...

The war between the humans and the Fairies has begun, but it doesn't look like the humans will win this one. Artemis Fowl is a human with contact with the People, he isn't safe anymore. In fact, the People are planning something...

Artemis Fowl prided himself on being an extremely direct man. However, in his twenty-five years of existence, he had learned that some things should never be said, true as they might be.

A parody of Deck The Halls for Artemis Fowl

Juliet serves cookies to Beckett and Myles. A plate with 4 cookies on it. Artemis goes crazy. Juliet decides to give little Arty a lesson in Chinese and on the number 4. Set during Atlantis Complex, obviously. One-shot.

Of short happenings that could happen in The Last Guardian.

Artemis Fowl contemplates the issues with remembering his real past. Please R&R

Artemis goes through a change. Physically and Mentally. Rated M for violence and language; I don't do lemons.

This is an account of the events that lead up to and inspired J. Argon's best selling book, The Artemis Complex, from Artemis Fowl's admittance to the clinic to his release as a moderately sane human. AxH Follows on from TAC so there are spoilers.

When there's a mix-up of chemicals, there's an infection spreading that just might be the end of our heroes... Can the gang put an end to the Zombie Apocalypse? Rated for fighting scenes, language, and possible happenings in the later chapters...

Some songs about the Artemis Fowl Series/Characters.

An unknown illness is sweeping through Haven, leaving the LEP very short handed. Holly, as the highest ranking officer left unaffected, is forced to recruit some very old officers and some very fresh recruits to help her uncover a conspiracy that could threaten the lives of every human and fairy on Earth. Adventure/Humour/Romance

A collection of one-shots featuring Holly/Everyone, because she's smart, she's talented, and she deserves the very best. First Chapter is Holly/Trouble.