In this installment of the series, Artemis and the twins are suspected victims of child abuse and are removed from their home. Artemis Fowl II is a genius, and begins a plan to get his famliy back together again. LOTS of angst.Rated T for heavy themes.

The perfect visit

Can Artemis be vulnerable? Yes, if a certain former Captain is involved. AU Story - Artemis X Holly

Artemis Fowl is twenty six. He has no memories of the People. He has just come back from his bodyguard's funeral. He is working the most boring job in the world. He has been falsely accused of a crime. But someone's watching, silent.

Colfer said that centaurs were not known for their poetry. Maybe that is simply because they keep their poetic musings to themselves . . . Thank you, Artemis, for bypassing the datacodes so we could read what's in Foaly's locked folder!

A brief clarification of the relationship between Artemis Fowl and Holly Short

One of the 1095 nights Butler stood out on Sister Superior and waited for Artemis to keep his promise . . .

Ever wonder just how Artemis Fowl I met Angeline Fowl? Of course, we have gotten hints and snippets, but the true story eludes us. No longer, my friends.

Artemis Fowl is the smartest twelve-year-old human on earth. Orion Fowl, his bubbly twin brother, is not. One day they do something monumentally stupid: they kidnap a fairy and ransom it for gold. AU. AF re-telling. Holly/Artemis/Orion love triangle.

Before the Arctic Incident, Artemis Fowl was a very cruel mud-man. A mafia boss, a mysterious boy, kidnappings, and nursery rhymes?

Artemis Fowl comfirms that this is tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth fairy. Fartemis Owl is missing and Arty goes on a mission to save him. Wish him luck! Journies through ZZZ parodies are never easy!

A collection of poetry dedicated to the analysis of Artemis Fowl's evolution as a character.

Artemis Fowl. Every fairy under the world knows his name. He is legend. Homicidal Pixies, Psychopathic American Businessmen, Bloodthirsty Demons, Time-Travel, Mind-Ravaging Complexes, Trolls, LEPrecon squads- He's faced them all down and won.

Artemis Fowl is all grown up. But his son isn't. Adrien Fowl, age 14, has always wanted to join the LEP Acedemy. But there are things out there he never predicted...

In which there is a little H/A fluff to brighten your day

"How does one describe Artemis Fowl? Various psychiatrists have tried and failed." And that is why Artemis is finally brought to Dr. D. Will the doctor succeed where others have failed? What terrible secrets are the master criminal and his family hiding?

Opal Koboi's version of the song Be prepared from the lion king.

In The Atlantis Complex, Artemis talks to his mother about a bake sale he attended. This is the story of that particular bake sale, how he rolled up both sleeves, and perhaps grew a little in the process.

Oneshot; Angeline Fowl wakes up in the middle of the night and discovers that Artemis is still awake as well. Just a random idea I had awhile ago.

After an almost fatal incident with Opal Koboi, Artemis is left to contemplate the more bittersweet factors of life.

Trouble and Holly's daughter has always wanted to be like her parents. But they seem to be too busy to pay much attention to her. Now Opal has teamed up with her crazy cousin Topaz. The LEP are in a desperate crisis and Coral Kelp sees her chance...

"Fine then," she almost purred. "Prove it." Artemis could only stare, his body frozen to the spot where he stood.

Something has infiltrated E1 Tara, the terminal is in lock down and officers are injured but when Holly and Trouble are sent to investigate things go down hill fast. This is beyond the LEP, its time to call in the Specialists.

The war over Holly's heart - the unpublished last chapter! I own nothing. Parody, so don't freak out. It's all in fun.

This is what I think happened during the "The Hamburg Incident" mentioned in first book of the Artemis Fowl series.