A list of 101 things Trouble Kelp never should have learned at the Academy- but did. Some ideas are worse than others. Some are just plain stupid. Some you might not understand. WARNING: Some not-so-nice content. Nothing graphic.

A parody to minerva paradizo to suds in the bucket by sara evans

A love poem in Holly's POV describing her relationship with Artemis.

Artemis has always been the one running the game. What happens when it's some one else's turn for "checkmate"? This time Artemis is the one who being played, until this opponent loses her focus. It's just too easy to fall for Fowl. See author's note.

Artemis's all boys school is being invaded by an all girls school! And even more shocking Butler's past comes to haunt him in the form of daughter he never knew about. Chapters being fixed.

Err, woman, rather. When Artemis gets hit in the head with a golf ball,he doesn't realize that someone wants him dead. The woman with the bad shot constantly occupies his mind, but she has her own secret that is about to get the best of her. Artemis&OC

There were times when Holly Short wished that there had been some magic left in her.

Holly and Artemis get kidnapped by Opal and Opal. Chaos ensues. H/A ship, set after TTP. Contains spoilers. Rated for violence.

One late night walking home can result in a very wierd morning.

What was really going on inside the pair's minds before the time tunnel?One shot, HollyXArty, with part of the song "Eternal Flame" by the Bangles

Really stupid. I just see everything as a colour, and I figured I'd write something about it. The colours of each characters personality.

A what if of The Opal Deception.

A little songfic that I got from Back To The Future.

Artemis invites Foaly, Trpuble, and Holly over for Christmas. This is my christmas present to all of you.

This is a Xmas Story that has lots of my Other Characters in it.Doesn't have much Artemis in it but it does have some relatives of the Fowls and the Butlers. It's a big family reunion sort of thing!Only rated K for a bit of violence & 1 implied kiss!:D

Just another little story about Artemis's childhood! A Christmas one though! :D

Juliet get's sick, so it's up to Artemis to put little Beckette and Myles to bed. A four part Christmas story. Happy Holidays!

I entered the manor, and met his gaze. His eyes were uneven, He's hair was black. What am I, a girl from a far away 3rd class country, to him? Then he smiled. A genuine smile. I raised my head, then smiled back. I finally belonged.

He dances, unaware of the invisible audience. One-shot Christmas special

Interesting things are bound to happen when Foaly bribes Holly to host a Christmas Consumer Products Live show, and she brings in Arty. Oneshot. I don't own AF.

Artemis gets an unexpected visitor on Christmas Eve. Haha, shortest summary ever. Look at all this room I have! Please R&R even if you don't celebrate Christmas. Christmas is kind of overrated anyway. I still have all this room! Ahh...this isOOPSNOMOREROO

When a kitsune takes a man's virginity, she also holds the power to his soul. What would happen if that soul happened to be Artemis Fowl's?

Holly just got the day off. What will she do today? Dun Dun Don! Holly's POV. PS: It sucks and I just realized I messed some important details up. Gah I'm an idiot, but I'm too lazy to go back and fix them. Sorry.

AU, chapter fic...Artemis is abducted from school by someone who seems to have a tie to Butler. Yes yes, bad summary. I'll fix it later ArtyMOC, ButlerMOC, ArtyButler

My entry for the Five Times Challenge, the reasons why Foaly tries to keep his thorny personality. Also a tribute to the late Commander Root. Don't worry, there are no ships in here apart from FC - C: Caballine, not Chix