Artemis is murdered and now four people are working to uncover the secrets of his life. Full summary inside. Spoilers for TLC. ON HIATUS!

After TEC. Oneshot. Holly feels guilty about Artemis having his mind wiped. Will she keep her emotions bottled up or can a certain elf make her feel better? HTof course!

A collection of drabbles, just a bundle of fun. When you get down to it, everyone has a normal, everyday life. For the case of Artemis, Holly and co., they don't know where to find theirs.

Artemis is back. His memories have returned. And he has to stay in Haven to be able to keep the one thing he wants. Summary sucks I know. Just read. WARNINGS IF YOU CAN'T DEAL WITH EXTREME OOC AND ARTY/HOLLY DO NOT READ THIS. I mean it! *frowny face*

[Being stalked, Artemis decided, was not necessarily a good thing] :: It's up to 5U3M4R1 to win the heart of Master Fowl! Direct parody.

I've written 10 drabbles, all are general. Read if you'd like.

She had never asked for his kindness. Never wanted it. She only wanted his apology, though his goodbye would suffice. [Insangeline, AngelineTimmy]

Post LC. Artemis spends some sweet quality time with a special someone. Enough said. My first attempt at a romance fic. One shot. Read and review!

Artmis Fowl is not insane, is not going insane, and never will be insane. But there are those around him who think otherwise. [Yaoi! Fowl x OC. Slightly AU future!fic, mild TLC spoilers] Because insanity isn't supposed to be a pretty face wearing a smile.

Artemis meets the girl of his dreams and he'll do anything for her. At the same time St. Bartleby's rugby team tryouts are starting. What happens when Arty's girl tells him to join the team? better than it sounds. R&R please!

Love is a work of art.

A little 5 minute poem, based on the poem from 10 Things I Hate About You. Holly's POV, ArtyHolly pairing.

Love is a war. War is a game. And Artemis Fowl knows how to play. [AH? Sure, why not. If not, then you can insert the characters of your choice] R&R, please.

It just didn't make sense. He was the one doing this, and he was doing it to himself. He should be in control, he should be able to stop, but he couldn't. For once Artemis had no control, and that scared him.

A pointless scene I felt like writing. I was quite bored. Anyway, Holly comes to the surface for a simple chat with Artemis and Juliet. Nothing more than that. Set after TLC, HollyxTrouble but not much of it. Please R&R, and yes, it's pointless but nice!

Artemis makes the mistake of falling asleep in Holly's company. With his laptop open. As Holly starts hacking files, she comes across one containing her name. What does Artemis really think of her? [oneshot, R&R, possibly a rewrite coming]

Yeah, it's Artemis Fowl gone soppy. But read the otheres first or you wont get it one bit! This was written with elfandproud

Again, READ THE OTHERES FIRST! But then read this because we are SO on a roll now!This was written with elfandproud

Ok, dont read this if you haven't read all the others first because you wont get it. But It is AMAZING!This was written with elfandproud

Read this, AND all the others because they rock sorry if that sounds bias and will make you're head explode with laughter! This was written with elfandproud

Ok, now you cant read this without reading like all the previous ones first... So yeah, READ THEM! Trust me they're worth reading! They're proper funny.This was written with elfandproud

The title pretty much explains it all. I am so grossed out by AH stories, I mean, come on people! Size does matter, in more than one sense. NOTE: Redundant since the Time Paradox-I've converted to AxH...Shut up! You just...SHUT UP!

You cant read this without reading the little talk, so read that. But yeah, this is a carry on from that and it's just as funny! You're sure to explode with laughter!This was written with elfandproud

From the creators of all the interviews, we bring you... well, I don't know exactly, lets just sayit's hardly a little talk! But it's hilarious! Just read it!This was written with elfandproud

We're back! And just as funny! You're sure to laugh out loud!This was written with elfandproud