Ptoly melons are dangerous my children... very dangerous... you shouldn't mess with them... you never know who could get hurt if you mess around with Ptoly melons... You will understand if you dare to read this traumatic piece of fiction.

It wasn't long ago that Artemis's grandmother was just an innocent old lady with a balaclava shop, but now she's been robbed twice! But this time the robbery is much more sinister and could mean the end of sanity for Artemis as well as his granny...

Artemis's new hair style has attracted a lot of attention, but what will happen when everyone suddenly realises just how stylish it is? Will Artemis be able to accept that he is no longer unique or could this be his undoing?

Trouble mourns Holly's death in a hundred word drabble... Implied character death, obviously, AU, obviously, with a MacBeth theme to it, obviously.

A sinful little oneshot that I made in my spare time. Poor Butler is tortured by Artemis as payback for a rather selfish act earlier in the day. Hope you like it, Kittens. ArtyxButler.

This is my first REAL story, so be nice. Also, if you don't like the HollyRoot ship, you'll want to stay out. Other than that, you have to read to see what happens. Oh and by the way, this takes place before TOD. Oh, and I don't own anybody. So there.

When Mulch set off on a regular excursion to the seaside he had no idea of the adventure he was embarking upon, an adventure that would bring danger, excitement and best of all a new best friend.

Society these days is really going downhill. An innocent old granny can't even run a decent balaclava business without being a risk from masked circus and halloween characters. What's the world coming to!

Artemis commits a terrible crime against his own dear wife, what will his horrific punishment be and will Holly ever be able to forgive him? And what kind of Penthouse doesn't have a maths room!

Poor Root can never get moments peace, even is his own home. What will become of the commander in this latest escapade?

Butler finally returns home after his delightful trip to the chipmunk fashion show and presents Artemis with the gift of his dreams. But will this image of perfection bring more pain than pleasure to the Fowl Penthouse?

Deep in the underground cavern's... deeper into the earth the Haven itself, lays a creature. A creature hidden from the world for centuries which has chosen now to awaken. With the risk of it destroying the world, please see account page for more info

1ST CHAPTER REWRITTEN! Set after TLC, Artemis goes back home, only to find that he's now an older brother and a wanted man.

Mary Sues, tell me who hasn't had these very same fantasies? Diverse pairings, diverse settings and diverse obituaries. A collection of oneshots. Everyone has their guilty pleasures...

Song fiction, ArtemisxHolly, hehe. Suicide included but nothing very awfull. It end rather weirdlast chapter, I meanWell, enjoy, folks

A crazy Australian girl who is NOT dropdead beautiful, NOT a supergenius and NOT affliated with fairies in any way is nevertheless determind to give Artemis a run for his money. AU after the Opal Deception.

This is basically just a short oneshot on Artemis's thoughts in school and how he feels when no one is watching. This takes place right before the second book. Read and Review....

Pride is a dangerous thing.

Trouble Kelp fell in love once, he never admitted it. The girl he loved is gone. All he has left is one song.

nearly two and a half years after Artemis Fowl's memories were erased, there comes a strange plee for help from an even stranger benefactor, and once again Artemis Fowl finds himself propelled into the world of the Fairies.

Holly undergoes a change after coming back from Hybras, and It's a change Artemis might end up enjoying................

[AU] The fairies and humans live together in harmony. Except two. What happens when those two are thrown together on a strange twist of fate and must attempt the most daring jailbreak in history? Will they succeed,or will their differences tear them apart

Butler finds himself in the midst of a puzzling dilemma, but within all this confusing, something beautiful, shiny and red is about to be discovered which could change the life of Artemis and the gang forever.

To Artemis it was just another day, but life had other ideas, life wanted to teach him an important lesson about the power of daytime TV and the dangers of obsession.

Another journey of self discovery takes Artemis to the edges of the earth in search of one of the world's most terrifying and fascinating creatures. Will his great quest be worth it? Or will it all be in vain?