Whoa...a strange pairing lies within, ye be warned. Here thar be monsters, and a lunaticial lassie who be drink far to many ice cubes. And who thinks she's a pirate. Mulch buys lots of toilet paper.

Something I cooked up in Math class. My first fic thats basically all about Foaly. To the song The Geeks Get The Girls by American HiFi. Rated for implied sex. No smut, promise! R&R

ExplicationsDate:cfchap2.ne tiens pas cpt tome4.Bien après Code Eternité, Artémis, ne se rappelle toujours rien des fées.Il va prtt se retrouver propulsé dans leur monde,au sein d'une guerre où rien n'est n'est aussi si simple qu'il n'y parait

Meet Audrey. she's half human half fairy, and Holly Short's half sister. Holly has gardienship over this fifteen year old, but things can change, and Juliet becomes an adoptive parent. Then, Holly disapears.is NOT a mary sue. Read and review!

Holly reflects over the past two months when she found Trouble passionatly kissing his exfiance Diana,when she gets a knock on the door...To Mamma Mia by ABBA [oneshotsongfic]

Welcome to the Cliches Compendium. I've covered everything, from Mary Sues to Crossovers. Rated for outrageously mushy, tragic and cliched scenes.

when Artemis loses an on line chess game, he gos to New York to find the girl that beat him. He finds raven, who owns the academy, but what happens when he attends the school?

Years after the OD, artemis is interviewed. he has a strange life, with strange people. He also has a dark secret... the title is not to do with Anne rice at all. Oneshot.

Foaly is being bombarded by clever viruses hidden in harmless disks and emails in a way that can't be possible. Holly thinks she has a way to bring Root back to life. And Artemis can't help. Being shut in boarding school with a hostile roommate feelings

How did Artemis feel when he heard the news about the Fowl Star? Sadness? Freedom? Things have changed. And they will never be the same...

What was the mistake Artemis was taliking about in the artic. Takes place between 2nd and 3rd book

There are two things you can never run from. Love and death. This is both. ArtemisHolly

Little Arty falls for the mysterious new foriegn au pair, and this time, he's gonna make it work! What could possibly go wrong? Who could POSSIBLY get kidnapped? This is a little unusual, but I garuntee at least one laugh.

His life is going better than ever after meeting Saia, a student in his school. Things soon begin to go wrong as memories are awoken and old feud revived. Will Artemis mange to save the fairies and his new found love? Contains Yaoi and Slash This used

Sometimes, Angeline wondered aloud, I wonder what Artemis would be like if his cousin hadn't dropped him on his head... How Artemis became a genius. And more. OneShot for now.

There is a new boy in town by the name of Kerisho Sugano what does he have to do with the refinding of The People? Or the finding of Artemis' heart through his icey shell? ArtemisOC Warning! YAOI Rating may change later on!

A small collection of short stories that my friends somehow talked me into writing. Rated for sick humor. Please dont kill me when you read it!

What happens when you mix Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, and some wacky aliens with a talkshow? Medium Rare! My first fanfic, please RR!

This is my first Arty story so, be kind ppl! We've ALL seen Artemis doing what he does best! Being a brilliant criminal master mind : But, have you ever wondered what his SCHOOL life is like? R&R! Chapter 8 up.

Ever wonder why Butler and Juliet are so different? Maybe its because Butler is older. Or maybe it has something to do with thier parents. Oneshot, songfic. Warning child abuse. To the song Numb by Linkin Park

Set after book 3--Artemis is having memory troubles, and he fakes a death. Holly worries, and returns to the surface to check on him. Sparks fly as a new enemy, who has hidden in the shadows all this time, finally decides to show himself. ON HIATUS.

Randomness again. They're clearing out Opal Koboi's house, and they come across a black box no one can open. Foaly gets mad, of course, and makes a pixie cry in the process. One or two chapters only.

Completely pointless. But I was bored. Pillow talk between Arty and Zack. SLASH Nothing but and other stuff... R&R. One Shot.

Artemis Fowl Senior maybe not as ignorant to his son's actions as Eoin Colfer leads on. Senior goes to great lengths to find out the truth behind The People, and Artemis II gets a rude awakening to fatherson actvities.

Oneshot. Sous la torture l'intelligence ne sert plus à rien , même une intelligence comme celle d'Artémis Fowl. Alors on devient fou et on chante , on chante une petite comptine, comme une ritournelle ...