Chapter eight up! Whats that you say? A scream off? With Rootsie the Rude and Lutefa the Loud at the mike? Count me in! Lutefa has now entered the scream off!

its me again peeps! Isn't this the WORST i've ever writen? how will you know if you don't READ it, huh?

Chapter nine is up! Finally! More Jesus freak fun! :D

ever wondered why the fairies have so many limitations? ever wondered how screwed up the Council was? ever wondered if monkeys are sentient?

Artemis offers his help to a fellow delinquent in escaping from their over bearing school. But is this girl all she seems to be? Read! Love! Read again!

Just a bunch of poems i've written. enjoy!

Written before EC; An alternative third book. An idea of what might happen to our twenty-year-old criminal when he gets dragged into another problem with the LEP; complete

Ever wonder what the hidden message in the first artemis fowl book was well I cracked the code with my friend and here is the translation.

Chapter... pant.. 12.. pant... up... dies Haven is trapped in a Time Stop while the world crashes down around their ears. Now the only one who can save them doesn't even know they exist... HollyArtemis. (Eternity Code spoiler)

Was there ever a time Juliet couldn't win? Was there ever a time when Domovoi Butler was just Dom?

Civil war. A violent catastrophe that leaves no survivors unscathed. The worst thing that could happen to a fandom. Until they found out about Boot Camp. The Fandom has been transported to Neverland, for the craic (and flamingoes), because fighters for t

Sequel to 'Revenge Fowl Style', full summary inside. please r&r )

LEP's celebrating1823anniversary.fairies around Holly soon have reasons to be afriad.they're being singled out and attacked by unknown villain.then artemis remembers.an unexpected evil takes revenge.HT

After EC. Artemis's mind has been wiped. He has no recollection of the things he has done to the fairies. But then he receives a mysterious package in the mail-a copy of a Booke. And the circle starts again...More revised chaps uploaded. (I'm not dead)

Crazy. You aren't encouraged to read this . . . unless you hate Hillary Duff. I wrote this in a hurry to get something done. Flame me if you wish, but consider my Academy! I hate this story . . .

My protecter is my guardian, my guardian is my slave. An abstract take on AF, with the characters likened to Greek myth. Butler is Ceberus, guardian of the Underworld. Juliet is the Sphinx, causer of problems and guarder of secrets.

This is a fic unlike anything that you've seen before; it doesn't have a genre and it has its own sparkling new ship - ArtemisOlder woman. A novella about seduction, corruption, sodomy, and other good stuff.

Set after the 1st book, Root ponders on Mulch's apparent death. Does he care? Will he mourn? You'd be surprised. A one shot, though i may upload more one shots under this story later... Disclaimer, Root and Mulch are Eion Colfer's, not mine. Sigh. :-

In between keeping the underground safe from trolls, humans and icecream, the LEP like to kick back, relax and... annoy each other.

Thanks to Mulch, Artemis's memories are back. How can he keep it from the people? How will he use his knowlege of the Fairy world?

Featuring a Mulch-Artemis team-up; and of course Holly is the agent sent to investigate it all - and of course it really goes for Holly's femininity. Please read and review!

hey again. you wanted more, you got more. this is now NOT a one off! i suppose i created it because i like Chix sssssooooooo much!

Rating just in case. An American girl visiting falls for Artemis. But what will happen when he discovers why she is in Ireland?

A twin, a band, and public schooling. Exactly what you wanted from a story.

Holly must rescue a changeling in America. What's this got to do w Artemis II? You'll find out, if you read and review. Edited and re-edited chapter 4 up, thanks for the heads up, Radioactive Bubblegum!