You know, I only just realized that I am sort of parodying my own fic. Weird. Anyone who read 'Crouching Secrets, Hidden Memories' will know Belle who happens to come into this fic. Weird and random humor, lots of plushies, and also a tuna sandwhich.

This is a little piece of PWP Plot? What Plot? and I’m prou—very ashamed of that. Artemis. Angeline. Plotlessness. An electronics shop assistant. Bad Tshirts with corny slogans. Pointlessness. Smug genius. Painfulness. Vindictive Juliet. A true

Spectra16 gets peeved an seeks revenge. More randomness. You people seem to like that.

i decoded the centaurian language at the bottom of the pages in Artemis Fowl- the Arctic Incident. Enjoy. a fun message from the people

First chapter is a little peek into Artemis's inbox and second chapter is the chat room! I think I'll start the next chapter real soon! Enjoy everybody! And don't forget to review! Because I do so LOVE reviews!

Holly is Foaly's science project, when she loses her memory!!! Now she is Human and doesn't know who she is, or how she got there... What happens when she finds herself in the arms of Artemis Fowl?

Holly Short is dead. Her baby daughter goes to the one person in the world who can protect her from Holly's psychopath murderer. This is her story the daughter, not the dead fairy or the psychopath. Abandoned.

What if Artemis's mother forces him to go to school? What if something really unexpected happens? My first Artemis Fowl fic, please, tell me what you think!

Artemis finds a network of underground tunnels beneath the Manor. But what he doesn't know is that an evil creature waiting there, waiting for the day it will be freed and can take the world in its evil claws once again. Does the world have a chance?

Artemis Fowl pays a girl to protect him from the government. But what will happen when he finds out that she's a spy? Will have future SLASH.

Artemis' college years. Rated PG for later chapters, possibly.

Chapter 5, 'The Project', is now up! Brandon meets his captor, while we learn what Artemis was working on with the fairies before tragedy struck.

With the rise of fierce competition in a less than legal word, Artemis Fowl must go to extreme lengths to protect all that his father established. Rated for humor and teenage hormones. Prologue

The Kelp family are unique, and widely respected. But not everything has been rosy for them... and when times are hard, they stick together.

Artemis has a long lost twin brother, what is he to do? AU.

Artemis plays checkers. Pointless

This is Clix's first mission. Will it go her way? (I know the summery sucks) R/R! No flames please!

FFBS welcomes you to a world of magic and fanfiction education, where characters you know and love/hate try to beat all the Mary-Sues they can out of you. Introducing the Canon Cannons, Mini Roots, and Brooms of Order! (I apologize for taking so long!)

I don't know what to say about this... It's mysterious, dark, and that's how I would describe it. Please read!

Holly's dad's funeral. Holly's POV. OneShot.

Something has drastically changed in Artemis. Fairies exist, so why not werewolves? And guess who just got bitten by one? You guessed it, Artemis Fowl. Now things are going to start to rapidly change for Artemis so fast he can't handle it. R&R!

Here we have a fine story in which Artemis Fowl's world runs into a completely different world. (yes it's a crossover) Read and enjoy!

Relatives in California, annoying 4 year olds, fairies....Do the math. Please R & R. (Chapter 15 up!!!)

20 years after TEC, a mysterious Mud Man goes after Artemis at the expense of the People. Things become even more complicated when his adopted son gets pulled into the mayhem of the Underground. Literally. Taken from an exclusive LEP file account.

Thea searches for intelligent life, and finally meets Artemis Fowl. He fulfills her dream by challenging her very intelligence. Then Thea does the unthinkable and falls in love with him. But can she melt his frozen heart? General/a little Romance/Humo