One-shots revolving around language quirks. Meaning wordplay, semantics, and awful puns. You've been warned!

Just as the wards failed and the doors were blown wide open by the blue furred Aires with Nargaks riding them, seven stars formed. Four black three gold. The air grew oppressive with the wizard's magic. It caused several several Aires to stop suddenly ans rear back. This threw the Nargaks from their backs. Those who chose to fight took their chances.

Junior Unspeakable Daphne Greengrass recruits Auror Harry Potter to recover a research document stolen from the Department of Mysteries. A document connecting an Ancient Magic to the potential creation of a fourth Unforgivable Curse. Will the two succeed, or will a new Dark Lord rise from their failure and begin a reign of endless terror? HP/DG.

The biggest mistake he made was assuming she knew he loved her. So he never out right told her so.

After the war has ended, Draco Malfoy discovers that the Dark Lord might not be as dead as everyone thinks. He intends to finish him once and for all, but he will need the help of Harry Potter. Drarry. Mpreg.

Lily ruins a surprise...

During Harry's third year at Hogwarts, he faces a Boggart during a DADA lesson. Harry's Boggart takes a form that no one expects, and Remus investigates the matter. Conversations dance around the issue, but Harry was not as elusive as he thinks he was.

Harry had grown up knowing Andrew is his brother, no matter what people kept saying. One day they find out they're wizards and not only that but they're both famous. Only one problem the wizarding world expect two White heros to rise. How will they react to a Black hero? rated T for discrimination and language. Harry/Tonks, Hermione/OC v.s Ron. BOOK 4 in Progress!

"Have you ever been trapped somewhere Halley?" Halley thought she would find her salvation in Hogwarts; it gave her warmth, food, and a chance to survive. But when the Chamber of Secrets opens, she learns once again that you can never trust a good thing. Eventual Fem!Harry/Tom

He came in looking for a book. He did not plan on finding a crying Hermione Granger hidden in the stacks.

Gone are the days of cupboards and bruises. The age of magic and exploring begins. Starts at GOF. Pairings still not decided.

In which Harriet is a monster and Tommy loves her for it. *Cross-posted on AO3 under user "apodius".

Harry tiene muy buena suerte… o alguien que lo cuida…

la guerra está perdida, pero sigue la esperanza de siempre… el amor. Hermione y Ron tienen un plan al respecto… viaje en el tiempo

Destiny is a quirky thing that can be and cannot be altered by our choices. A year before marrying James, Lily made a choice. A choice that would ripple and affect the destinies of Harry and his friends. Her name is Sapphira, aka Sunny, and she wants nothing to do with him.

Every year, the Holyhead Harpies pose for a calendar shoot as a means to boost ticket sales and grow support from their fans. Ginny Weasley isn't so sure she's a fan of the risque poses, but as the newest member on the team, she's willing to give it a try.

A world where Dumbledore didn't win against Grindelwald and didn't even have a change of heart regarding muggles. A world where Tom Riddle, Harry Potter and Elliot Emrys are born in the same year. A world where magic isn't limited by weak minds and corrupted politicians. A world where no one is Light or Dark, but inevitably bathes in shades of Grey.

¿Qué llevó a Severus Snape unirse a los mortífagos? El propio Severus reflexiona sobre su vida siendo rechazado y odiado por todos momentos antes de tomar la Marca Tenebrosa. Este fic participa en el Reto 70 "Desde Pinterest con amor" del Foro "Hogwarts a través de los años".

Harry se retrouve nu dans le lit de son parrain en compagnie dudit parrain ET de Rémus... pourquoi?

We all know about Harry Potter's famous adventures in Hogwarts, with his two best friends, Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger, and Harry's mortal enemy, Draco Malfoy. But, the story isn't as it seems. What if the true story of Harry Potter is this? What if Harry was separated from his friends... forever? What would become of him?

Hermione est devenue muette suite a un mauvais sort d'un camarade ou rival et que la plupart des élèves sont ravis car ils ne supportaient plus son caractère de "miss je sais tout". Cependant, elle remarque que petit a petit les personnes qui se moquent d'elle reçoivent des mauvaises blagues. C'est Draco qui est derrière tout ça, car il aimait bien être en compétition avec elle.

Ginny is treated to a Pre Dinner Show.

Harry is pleasured by his Slytherins

A woman Minerva loves. A wish Hermione has to reunite them. A plan that seemed perfectly simple, but turned out to be more complicated than the brightest witch of her age could ever have imagined. Meddling with time can be quite hazardous. MM/HG romantic. Femmeslash.

Two letters... plus one enchantment.