"Holy Shit Doctor, Its the Lightbulb Guy. Thomas Edison!" yells Ryan, "YES! We Know! You Dont Have To Tell Us Ryan!", "sorry Doctor..", "YES YOU SHOULD FUCKING BE".
"Gentleman, how may i help you", asked Edison. "Edison, SJWs from the future are using the Fake News Machine to discreidit you for being a guy who just steals ideas and kills people and animals", "no, i would never kill animals, thats fake news created by Nikola Tesla that dumb SJW nerd" cries Edison. "Well, you need to build a anti fake news machine to counter the fake news democrat machine". "okay, but ill need you to drive me to my invention factory, so my workers can help me build it". So the Doctor, Benni, Ryan, Bojack, and Edison get into the Doctors Based Tesla made by based Elon Musk to drive there. "why is it called a tesla" asks Edison.
Then Edisons employees made the Anti SJW ray, while he had sex with a bunch of strippers with his brother PT Barnam while watching Birth of a Nation. Suddenly the Racnoss (who have big juicy knockers) appear, and try to kill Thosam Edjson for being a white straight, male. Benni starts shooting at the Racnoss to hold them back, while Edison tries to build the SJW device. Edison tries to use his lightbulb gun to shoot the Racnoss with lightbulbs, but he dies and gets ripped apart and vored by the racnoss before the Anti Fake News machine is made.
But fortuantly the device is completed, so the Doctor and his frjends take it. Then drive off in the tesla, running over Nicola Tesla on the way. The Racnoss follow them, so the Doctor hook Edisons electric chairs onto all of their nipples, cooking all the spiders. AC DC power is later replaced by chad Elon Musks awesome power.
the Doctor drive the Tesla back into the Tardis.