Rick Sanzhaz walked into a intergalactic ghetto, "Burrpppp, time to groom some fucking children", "No, I will never let you fuck children Rick Sanchez… but you aren't Rick Sanchez are you" cried a male incarnation Romana (if the Doctor can be a woman, Romana can be a man). "No.. I'm Justin Roiland, and you are fucking Dead" he laughed shooting Romana in the chest, killing him instantly and forever. Justin Roland walked up to the children, "Yess.. time to get my fix", he stepped on a childs foot causing him to cry. "Yes, yes. Squeal like a piggy Morty! Squeal like a FUCKING PIG!" shouted mr Roiland as he unzipped his pants, whipping out his massive 2 inch peener "Hmmm.. time to give you some of my schezwan sauce, I'm gonna shove my seeds reaaaaal far up your butt Morty".
"Stop right there pedophile" shouted the Doctor, "Oh Shit! It's the Doctor! Fuck! Okay don't move, or I'll fucking kill all these fucking motherfuckers!", suddenly the Masked Doctor punched the shit outta Mr Roliand knocking out his front teeth. "Noo, nooo stop" screamed Justin Roland as all the incarnations of the Doctor came up to bash the everlovijg crap out of him. One of the doctors even regenerated into a dog so he could maul off justein rooliands genittals with his teeth, spitting it into his gaping slit throat causing him to choke to death.
"We did it, we killed Justin Rolland" celebrated the Doctors, "now let's go kill Dan Harmon". "Nooo, nooo please… I had nothing to do wit Nustin Roliands Pedofhlia", "no, but you are a pedo. Don't think we didn't forget about you baby raping video". "That was a fucking joke" screamed Dan Harmon. The Doctors pulled off the bags off some bound up people, Reaveling them to be Michael Walderon, Jeff Loveless, and that lady who wrote She Hulk. "This is what you Rick And Morty writers deserve for ruining the McU" said a masked Doctor, as he shot all of them execution style in front of mr Harmon, as he sobbed. "Alright Mr Harmon, your turn" smirked the masked Doctor pressing the weapon against his skull.
Suddenly a man kicked the gun out of the masked doctors hands. "I may be an asshole. But even I wouldn't execute someone in cold blood. Who the fuck are you dude?" replied the man who is revealed to be the REAL 14th Doctor. "I'm your shadow, your worst nightmare, your greatest obsession mate", "you… I knew it.. your Doctor Nasty", "Yes I am" laughed the masked Doctor taking off her hood revealing herself to be Jodie Shittaker wearing the exact same outfit as she did in Chibnall's fake version of series 12, but it's all black and red and evil looking. The real 14th Doctor saw Dan Harmon crying and covered in blood, "Good Lord what in the name of Elton's Abzorbaloff blowjob pavement slab in going on here", "Me and my mates are killing the Rick and Morty writers to get the Redditors on our side. When they see us, pretending to be you kill their greatest high IQ Richard and Mortimer writers, they will join us against you. They will become SJWs in spite of you". "Well Doctor Nasty, that'll never work. You know why? I got a witness" he pointed at Mr Harmon, "you'll never survive to save him. We are many, me and my mates. Us Timeless Children, you don't mess with us", "you and your fake noncanon Doctors cannot stop us. BOJACK! Professor Dinkles NOW!"
"Sure you grumpy old bastard" replied Professor Dinkles, and he and Bojack showered the area with bullets. "Call of Duty, man. I've trained for this", shouted Ryan. Suddenly the Doctor grabbed Mr Harmon and shot a grappling hook at the upper floors, as they swang upward and out of the grasp of Shittaker and her evil timeless child minions.
"Argh! Who's next? See, that's what I'm talking about! That's how you deal with things." laughed Bojack, but a evil SJw timeless child Doctor crept up behind him and Dinkles, "Hands up Alt Right Scum". But the Doctor slammed his Tardis into the fake Doctor, and the gang escaped into the Tardis as explosions erupted all around it. "AFTER THEM YOU FUCKING BITCHES" shouted the fake Shittaker Doctor in a rage. They all got into their tardises, and pursued the real Doctor. "HOLD ON" shouted the Doctor, as he manoeuvred between time eddys. "DESTROY THOSE DAMN DIRTY PATRICHARCHIAL FUCKS" screamed the fake 13th Doctor. All the SJW Tardis transformed into Battle Tardises and shot seven hundred billion missiles containing Black Holes and Solar Storms at the Real Dcotors Tardis. But suddenly the Doctor manuevroed the Tardis between a Vortex Traffic Jam, trapping all the Tradies and their weapons behind them. "FUCKKKKKKKKKKK" screamed Shittaker.
"We did it, we escaped those monsters" celebrated Bojack, "We Did, Whatever happens Chibs the Idiot will never stop us." Said Prof Dinkels "And He'll never turn me into a evil SJw Woman" smiled the Doctor. "That's what you think" smirked a bespectacled man on the Tardis monitor. "Chibs the Idiot, finally, we meet. How's being a cucked soyboy virgin going for you", "One of you is a spy, and you'll never find out who it is" laughed Chinballs. "One of us is a spy.. oh no" cried Ryan. Chinballs left the screen black, "If we have a spy here, they can inform Shittaker and her evil Doctor army where we are. We have to find whoever is the spy before it's too late". "I just gotta say guys, you guys are fucking awesome. I was a Trump hating SJW, but they turned out to be pedos, and you guys are very cool. So I'm gonna join you as a companion now" said Dan Harmon, "cool, glad to have you on board, but first we must find out who the spy is", "amen" said Bojakc.