"GODDAMNIT! WE MUST FIND THAT GODDAMN SPY!" Screamed the Bowlestrek Doctor, "But how will we do that, you grumpy old man?" Replied Professor Dinkles. "We must travel back to the past to 2005, the world was a much better place and much more accepting at that time. Without their supervillain powers of being a protective class in the worst way possible due to their so called oppression points. These not very nice people will trigger themselves to death. And that's what will happen to the spy". "Wow, that's a great idea Doctor" said Ryan Sinclair without a expression on his face. "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOY PLANK OF WOOD" screamed The Doctao.

Suddenly the Tardis shook violently, and sparks shot from the consol.e. "GODDAMNIT, THE SPY HIJACKED THE TARDIS! EVERYONE HANG THE CRAP ON"

Meanwhile, David Bowie was singing at Woodstock

"There's a starman waiting in the sky

He'd like to come and meet us

But he thinks he'd blow our minds"

Meanwhile, the Doctor, Benni, Professor Dinkles, and Bojack Sinclair hung tightly onto the Tardis as it fell towards Earth.

"I had to phone someone so I picked on you

Hey, that's far out, so you heard him too

Switch on the TV, we may pick him up on channel two

Look out your window, I can see his light

If we can sparkle he may land tonight

Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright"

"OH FUCK, WE'LL GONNA CRASH" screamed the Dsctor

"Let the children lose it

Let the children use it

Let all the children boogie

"There's a Starman waiting in the sky

He'd like to come and meet us

But he thinks he'd blow our minds

There's a starman waiting in the sky

He's told us not to blow it

'Cause he knows it's all worthwhile"

Suddenly, the Tardis crashed right next to David Bowie, absolutely crushing one of his guitarists.

Immediately the Doctor burst out of the Tardis doors, "OH FUCK, ITS WOODSTOCK, WE'RE NOT IN 2005. WE'RE IN 1969" he screamed. "cool, that's when Doctor Who was made" said Ryan, "I was born in this year, my mother and father had sex in Woodstock and gave birth to me" said Benni who was so old because he was born in 1969 (heh, 69, geddit?).

"Who the fuck are you? And why did you kill one of my guitarists" asked Bowie, the Doctor looked down at the body, then pulled it from under the Tardis, and held it over his head. "that's no guitarist" said Bowlestesk, "Thafs a Jodiebot"Then he tore the face off the body, revealing a android face. Before he threw the body into the crowd of weird hippies. "A Jodiebot? In my concert!? That's absolutely repulsive. You won't believe how much I hate those darn leftists" said Bowie. "We only want peace, love, and rock n' roll. What are these commies doing here?" said Jimi Hendrix. "I don't know, but me and my fam.. I mean companions will find out" said the Doctor.

"But Doctor, why can't we do drugs and fuck in the mudpit instead" cried Bojack, "BECAUSE ELITIST LEFTISTS ARE PLANNING TO DESTROY WOODSTOCK AND WE HAVE TO FOIL WHAT THEIR DOING!" Screamed the Docytor, while Benni awed at the amount of people piling up on the road and everywhere. "I sure, would've liked to bring Vilma here" he cried remembijg how she got murdered by a SJW Monster.

Meanwhile Santana was playing Soul Sacrifice while the Doctor and his team searched the crowds of hippies for any leftists.

While there, the Doctor accidentally bumped into The Rabbi from another planet, WhoPix, and Nerdrotic was passing them all Cocaine and heroin. "Holy crap, fancy seeing you guys here" said the Doctor, but they didn't recognise him, because they didn't meet yet. And even if they did know him, they were so high they probably wouldn't have recognised him anyway.

Meanwhile Jimi Hendrix was playing all along the watchtower as Professor Dinkles searched for any evil leftists.

"There must be some kind of way outta here"

Dinkles sniffed and followed footsteps

"Said the joker to the thief"

Dinkles caught someone handling Interdimensional LSD (a drug produced by JodiBots)

"There's too much confusion "

He saw the evil Chibnall fan who made fun of the Real Series 12 because he sucks.

"I can't get no relief"

He pounced.

You are the mean Marxist who plans to ruin Woodstock" Shouted Professor Dinkles in a squeaky angry voice. "Yes, I will destroy Woodstock and there is nothing you lads can do to stop me" laughed the person called Vincinel who is super mean to good writers like me.

Suddenly Vincinel pressed a button on his wrist, causing the hallucinations from the people who took his LSD to become so real, it created portal from behind Janis Joplin who finished playing Bobby McGee.

And Chris Chibnall, Anita Sarkeenisen, Rian Johnson, and the evil fake 13th Doctor played by Jodie Shittaker walked on stage.

Suddenly it rained, because god was sad.

"This is a new cool band, Chibnall and the Social Justice Rockers" said Vincinel on stage. "Oh no" cried Bowlestrek as they started to play.

"White Men are really bad, White Men are really Bad. White Man Bad! White Man Bad!"

The crowds booed and threw tomatoes at the evil SJW band, but they kept playing. "We have to stop them" said Ryan, "YES OBVIOUSLY" shouted the Doctor who was as furious as Putin when Wagner rebelled against Him in the Ukraine War.

"Mates, I may have a plan" replied Benni with a smile. But suddenly the Doctor started to get high and he started giggling hysterically. The Jodiebots laced the doctors food with drugs oh no. With the Doctor high off his mind, it is up to Benni to be the Doctor.

"Alright, here's what we have to do" smiled Benni. Dinkles, Benni, and Ryan took the music instruments from The Who, and started playing on stage next to the evil SJWs. "There are only two genders. There are only two genders. All lives matter, all lives matter" they sang.

Chibnall and the Social Justice Rockers got so triggered, they cried and screamed, and ran back into the portal. "There is still a spy among you. You cannot stop us from spying on you" cried Chibnall before running into the portal.

"We did it, we defeated the evil Chibnall supporters" celebrated Professor Dinkles. While the Who played 'We're not gonna take it'.

Meanwhile, the Doctor woke up in the middle of a crowd of hippies. "GODDAMNIT! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED THIS TIME" he screamed, "Benni saved the day" laughed Professor Dinkles, pushing the Doctor back onto the ground, licking his face all over. "AGHH GET THE FUCK OFF ME YOU FUCKIN DISGUSTING GOAT" the soctor screamED.

"You saved Woodstock. Who are you" asked the Who, "I'm the Doctor", "Doctor Who?", "Exactly".

Teen Angel played, and Benni was happy, and Ryan was having sex with a lot of women.

Before Jimi Hendrix played The Star-Spangled Banner to celebrate America and the cool Vietnam War, where Milhouse Van Nixon was fighting the evil SJW communists.

The Tardis Team was happy, was after doing a lot of drugs and stuff. They went back to the Tardis.