Once day, the Bowlestrek Doctor went to 1908 Vienna to buy some Haagen Dazs. "Mmmm that's some good icecream, I better not get goddamn fat from this", suddenly someone bumped into the Doctor, "Hey fucking watch it pal" shouted the soctor.
"I'm sorry, I got rejected from the Academy of Fine Arts. I'm so depressed" replied the man with the funny moustache. "Oh, it's okay pal. I don't even know what a fine arts is", suddenly some people started running towards the Doctor and the man with the funny moustache. "THIS IS CAPTAIN OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, LUDWIK RAGNORAK OF VEHICLE NUMBER 69420! STAND WHERE YOU ARE! YOU ARE CHARGED FOR CRIMES AGAINSST HUMANITY!"
"Oh shit, you have the Teselecta chasing you. Wuickly into my Tardis" screamed the Doctor as he pushed the man with the funny moustache into his ship.
"What are they", "Social justice police from the future sent to kill whoever isn't woke, so what did you do? Said something naughty on Twitter? Man spreaded on a bus", "I don't know, I just want to get rid of jews", "haha, I just want to get rid of juice too" laughed the Doctor.
Suddenly, the man with the funny moustaches drawing book fell out of his pocket and onto the Tardis floor. "Wow, man that's a nice drawing, those are some nice tiddies. Mind if I jerk off to this later", but before the man with the funny mosheche could protest, the Doctor ripped it out of the door, folded it up, and put it in his front pocket.
"Okay, here we are, Munich, one year into the futrue. The Teselecta won't find you hare", "thank you Doctor, for everything you've done" said the man with a tear.
"Here, I wont you to have this. My autobiography, Mew Kampf, it has a lot of stuff on my Great Replacement therory", "Oh thanks guy, I love replacing things. What's your name pal", "Adolf, Adolf Hitler".
"Haha, that's a silly name. That sounds like the name of that evil German guy", "Well, I'm not evil or german. So I'm not him".
The pair hugged and kissed eachother, before the Doctor left smiling, knowing he had done a very good deed.