As the Tardis team recovered from doing a lot of drugs and shit, they heard a distress signal. "I nead helfp, plepse, SJWs thay are Kiling me" cried the person on the other side. "Uh, Doctor. Should we do something about that" asked Ryan, "OF COURSE I AM, I AM THE DCOTOR" shouted the Doctor shoutly.

As the Tardis landed, they saw the body of Steffan Davres Movats. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Cried The DOCOTR. as he cried tears that were so hard they became bloody, blood literally flowed from his eyes and ran all over the floor. "Ugh, there's blood on my nikes" said Rain disaporintedly. "Stop crying you grumpy old bastard, the floor is all bloody silly", "DONT TELL ME TO STOP CRYING! STEFFAN DAVIES MOVAT IS DEAD", "ee, who's that" said Ryan. "THE GREATEST WRITER OF ALL TIME, AND WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID THIS. IM GONNA FIGHT HIM"

"It was me, I will destroy you NMDs and make Chibnall canon and he will turn you into a woman" laughed the evil that is Vincinel, "Whoa, that's the guy who promoted that weird rockband with the mean lady" said Dinkles, "Yeah, the Social justice rockers" said Rian.

"Yes I am, you lads are in real trouble now" laughed Vincinel,: "NO YOURE THE ONE WHOS IN TROUBLE LITTLE MAN! YOU SOCI L JUSICE GRIFTERS" the Doctor Shuoted pointing his Sonci PISTOL Walther Gun (proepls bullets with sOnic wavez).

ShooTing FURIOUSLY

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Vincinel aglitiey dogded the Bullets rlly cooly like Exho when he ducked Jinx's bullets in ArcANIE.

"Maybe you should shot better, you clumsy old bastard", "MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP" shouted Doctor 2 profeseor dinkles.

Sudenely vcincienel threw the interdiemenisonal LSD in powdered foam into the Doctors face. "Oh no, the Doctors drugged again" said Ryan without a expression on his face.

LITsen 2 Lankan PAK Final Macquarade 4 dis next bit.

Da Doctor then saw himslef, "no, I'm hallciunuting. you are not me. YOU AR E NUT ME"

The other Bowlestrek Doctor then walked up 2 him, wearing a shirt with the words "This is what a faminist looks like" and having his hair in a man bun like a milatlllenial people or a person of Zoomer generational origins.

"No, you are not heloujincating, I am rael" laughed the other Dofctor, "we are going to turn into a woman and be played by Jodie Shittaker", "No, THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS! ALL LIVES MATTER! DIVERSITY HIRING IS RACIST" shout3d our Doctor. "OMG! HOLY COULD YOU SAY THAT. TRIGGERED", "ANYTHIGN THAT PISSES Y'ALL OFF IS A WIN IN MY BOOK. SAY GOODBYE BECAUSE IM GONNA KILL YOU".

LIASTEN 2 LINKERN PAKR FIGHTING MYSLEF FOR DA NEXT BIT

SO THE DOCTORS FOUGHT EACHOTHER

"He's not doing to well isn't he" said Ryen as he watched the Doctor having a seizure on the graund. "No, he is fighting his shadow self" smiled Vincinel, "The Doctor is under our control, we will enact opuration Timeless Child" said RedRobbo, Vincinel's minion.

But suddenly the Doctor used some super Cool Judo mvoes agaist his evil sjw shadow self, and dogded his attacks.

"YOU DODGED MY ATTACKS! HOW! IAM YOU. OUR POWERS ARE MATCHED. YOU CANT DEFEAT ME", "WELL IT SEEMS LJKE I AM", "No.. it cannot be. You tapped into the Dimensional Merge to defeat me", "Dimensipnal Merge?" Asked the Doctor. But before the other Doctor could respond, he had already destroyed him.

The Doctor woke up (but not 'woke' woke. He became un-unconscious, not woke). "You might've defeated your shadowself, but you'll never defeat us. You"ll never defeat the Sith, you'll never defeat Team Rocket, and you'll never defeat Chibnall".

But then ACE WENT WEREWOLF JUST LIKE DANNY PHANTOM GO GHOST. AND PUNCHED VINCIENEL INTO A PORTEL.

"That portal is the Dimensional Merge" smiled TrueFan_bLLL, "now let's go back through the portal to class", "Class?" Asked Bowlestrek. "Yes anti SJW and anti gender studies Classes". "Oh cool, but can you bring my Tardis. So the students in the class pushed the Tardis through the portal. And Ace, Ryan, Dinkles, the DOCTOR AND trueFan_bLLL walked into Coal Hill School.

"Hello Son, ready for Class" smiled the Teacher, PeanutpUnchin. "I sure am" smiled Tyler_bLLL.

SO PeanutPunching pushed a lever and the school which is also a Tardis materialised into time. When the group walked out of the school. They saw Nazi Germany.

Credits play and Power by Kayne West plays

Dedicated to the masterful Steffan Davies Movat