"Hi Hitler, hi Felix Ragnorok Ludwig Wolfgang the III" said the Doctor as he stepped off the Coal Hill School Tardis. TrueFan was a good Hitler-Jugend an heiled Hitler an Shitler hailed back before French kissing both Kanye and Peanut and Felix Götterdämmerung Kristallnacht Ludwig Wolfgang Thor Ryan Reynolds Capaldi the third the second all at the same time. The Doctor heiled Hitler, hitler then heiled back. The Doctor heiled Kayne West, and Kanye West hailed back. The Doctor heiled Penaut, peanut heiled back. The Doctor heiled Ryan sicleair, Ruan Sineclair hailed back. The Doctor haield Prozfesor Dinkels, Porfessor Dinkels hailed back. The Doctor haield Ace, she didn't heil back. The Doctor hailed Tyler_bLLL, TRUEfna hailed back. The Doctor hailed Felix Götterdämmerung Kristallnacht Ludwig Wolfgang Koala Ryan Reynolds MCU the second, Felix Götterdämmerung Kristallnacht Ludwig Wolfgang Ebony the third heiled back.

They went drinking at the Beer Hall Putsh.

"Okay, let's look at some cool art, but not modern art bc that's evil globalist SJW crap" said Hitler, so they went 2 a art gallery with Hermann Göring. Runaway by Kanye West was playing on da speakers and all of Kyane West's cool music was playing in the art gallery. And herman Goring said "I painted all these with my own two hands".

But then the roof ripped open and the Rabbi from another planet desented from it. "Up yours liberals, I am the Rabbi from the anti SJW planet" he said shooting bullets into the Nazis and the Waffle SS guards, and Kanye and Felix Götterdämmerung Ludwig Wolfgang Moffat Chadwick Einstein the Dragon King the foruth. "Hey, Rabbi. WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING AT MY FRIENDS" cried the Doctor. "Doctor, those men are Nazis and they are actuelly left wing becus they are socialists called Natioenl Socialists", "holy sheit, I'm in a room with socialists" said The Boxotr.

And so the Rabbi from another planet, the Doctor, and Ryan Sinclair beat the living fuck outta Hitler. "THIS IS FOR BEING A DIVERSITY HIRE" shouted The Doctor kicking Hitler in the balls, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOY TALKING ABOUT" shouted Hitler but then rabbi grabbed Hitlers moustache and threw him by the musteche into the Mona Lisa tearing it to peaces. Then the Doctor ripped off Hitlers pants and saw he only had one ball and ripped off his ball. And Hitler screamed so much he dropped his pistol and it hit the floor and shot himself in the head.

But then Göring came back to life. "I am immune to bullets, for I am not human" laughed Göring. And the Doctor realsied that Göring was actually Voring. He called himself voring because he likes to vore a shitton of hamburgers and morphine pills and he was from clom. So the Doctor threw the destroyed Mona Lisa painting up Vorings asshole, and the paint was actually vinegar based which Abzolbaloff don't like just like the Slithern. So the Mona Lisa exploded inside Hermann Göring, and green blood and guts flew over everyone. Ryan looked at the green blood and guts all over his body with a blank expression. And Ace turned into a werewolf and ate the remains of Göring, "mmm mmmm, Nazi flavored vinegar marinated meat" she saviored eating the green flesh (not a reference to Green Death that episode made by the second doctor)

So the Dofcor took the Dead Hitler in his Tardis and put him on the floor in the fuhrerbuker and wiped his fingerpirnts off the gun that Hitler owned so he wouldn't have his fignerprints on it and be arrested 4 murder. Den put the gun in Hitlers hand and flew off. Eva saw Hitlers body and cried that Hitler committed die, but used a body double to fake her death and flew away in the Wright Brothers airplane (the Mona Lisa and the Wright brothers planes were both made by Leonado De Capreo, by the Doctor stole them to give to Felix Ludwig Wolfgang Trump the second as a gift)

Da Doctor then gave Poland back to the Poles, and Luxembourg to the Luxemberg people, but not France to the French because Macron is a neoliberal SJW. Invading countries is not okay, and the Doctor killed all the nazis for doing that.

Thenn the Doctor took Rabbi from another planet to Israel to invade Palestine. "Thanks for helping me" smiled the Doctor, "you're welcome" smiled the Rabbi. Suddenly Benni walked up to the Doctor and Rabhi, "Hello, what are you doing here" smiled Benni happily. "Vilma is acutally alive and she survived the Sjw monsters" said the Rabbi. And Vilma ran out of the Rabbis Tardis and hugged Benni. And Benni cried tears of joy "oh Vilma, I thought I lost you", "Oh Benni, BENNNNIII" she cried. And everyone was happy.

Then the Doctor went to Switzerland for vacation, because they were neutral and not political (just like the real series 12)

Meanwhile TrueFan walked out of the burning Berlin, hiding from American and Russian soldiers. He looked at a photograph of Jodie Shittaker. "Someday" he said, "someday you will be mine and we will be together forever". And then TrueFan walked into the Coal Hill School Tardis and traveled back to the 21st crntury.

Dedicated to the masterful BojackFan69