Author's Notes: Yes, the giant chakra entity gets 'horny' too.

CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:

-Anthropomorphism-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!

Kurama

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A few pebbles tumbled off of the edge as Naruto scuffled toward it, egged on by the hand on his back. He watched the little rocks disappear into complete darkness with squinted eyes, the fall so long he never even heard them hit anything.

"Nope."

Jiraiya crossed his arms sternly.

"Look kid, if you ever want to unlock the fox's chakra you're going to have to take some risks. I'm certain a life-threatening experience like this will do the trick!" He explained, tossing a hand toward the ravine.

Naruto's expression was particularly flat as he glanced back at the Sannin.

"Jiraiya, my wonderful mentor, I am not jumping into the bottomless death-hole." He looked back to the impossibly black crevice and shivered at its infinite depth. "There is no way - hhh!" The blonde was cut off with a gasp as he was shoved forward. He teetered on the precipice for a moment, waving his arms wildly in an attempt to balance himself when Jiraiya kicked him off.

"Ahhhhhhh!"

The Toad Sage leaned over the narrow gap to stare after his rapidly disappearing protege.

"Now concentrate! Concentrate really hard and summon the biggest toad you can!" He called down, cupping his hands around his mouth to amplify his voice.

'Fuck you you goddamn prick!' Naruto fumed in his head, hurtling through the air so fast he could hardly breathe, let alone give actual voice to the furious thought. As he descended further into the pit the already-waning light vanished and he clenched his eyes, ready for the impact.

One second.

Two.

Three, four, and five seconds more passed and he finally opened his eyes.

'What the hell?'

Instead of squashing into the center of the Earth like a bug, or ending up brutally impaled on some gargantuan stalagmite, he was... in a sewer?

"Oi, oi, what's goin' on -ttebayo?" Naruto glanced all around at the dank space. It was massive - and green, for some reason - and there were all manner of pipes lining the walls. And it was wet! He sloshed his way through ankle deep water and into a little hallway, following the leaky plumbing until he came upon a corner. He took a second to steel himself before slowly wading around it and into another large, dim room.

A room with giant metal bars running from the floor to the ceiling.

"The fuck..." He mumbled, creeping forward in trepidation. As he got closer he was able to make out a massive silhouette, shifting behind the equally massive cage. It seemed to rise up, more than doubling in height, and a huge pair of scarlet irises came into view.

"NINGEN, YOU APPROACH AT LAST."

The booming voice reverberated throughout the stale air with a bass that rattled Naruto's bones and he froze up, wide eyes locked onto the creature on the other side of the gate.

"HAVE YOU COME ONLY TO GAWK?"

It wasn't yelling - the thing was simply so large that its words carried a near-deafening volume.

Naruto shook his head rapidly and rubbed his eyes.

"Okay, step one complete..." He mumbled, watching as the shifting mass stalked forward into the light, revealing its vulpine face. "Now I just need to get its chakra..."

"MY CHAKRA IS MINE ALONE."

Despite the situation Naruto sheepishly rubbed the back of his head, not realizing he'd been heard. Seeing the bijuu sit down and merely look at him, he cleared his throat and folded his arms confidently - deciding he was safe with the bars between them.

"Hello, Kyuubi-san. My name is Uzumaki Naruto and, you see-"

"FOOLISH BOY. I HAVE KNOWN YOU ALL YOUR LIFE."

Naruto's polite disposition wilted at the insult and he jabbed a finger at the beast.

"Oi, you're the one that lives in a sewer, -ttebayo."

"IT IS YOUR MINDSCAPE. THAT IT IS THIS DECREPIT IS ONLY A REFLECTION OF YOURSELF."

The blonde pursed his lips, utterly bereft of a comeback for that one.

"Whatever... what's it gonna take for you to let me borrow your chakra, huh?" He asked bluntly. A deep buzz shook the water on the floor and he realized the fox was humming in thought.

"I HAVE SEEN THROUGH YOUR EYES THE JOYS ONE CAN EXPERIENCE FROM COUPLING. I DESIRE THIS EXPERIENCE FOR MYSELF."

Naruto deadpanned at the giant demon, completely unable to believe his own ears had heard correctly.

Surely he hadn't.

"You want to... have sex." He stated rather than asked, gazing lamely up into its red orbs.

"COUPLE WITH ME AND I SHALL SHARE MY CHAKRA WITH YOU."

"Aren't you like, just a big ball of sentient chakra, -ttebayo?!" Naruto pointed out incredulously, finally processing what the fox was saying. "Besides, how about a raincheck, ne, ne? I'll probably hit the ground any damn second if you don't help me right now!" He suddenly panicked as he recalled his current physical predicament.

"IT IS YOUR MINDSCAPE. TIME HERE MOVES AS SLOWLY AS IT NEEDS TO."

"Huh?"

"I WILL TAKE A MORE APPROPRIATE FORM."

Naruto watched as the creature was enveloped in a tornado of bubbling, thrashing chakra, swirling around it in a vortex of immense energy. The stuff dissipated as quickly as it came and when it cleared away the once massive fox was replaced with a rather human-looking woman, staring expectantly at him.

"Is this acceptable?" She asked in a voice that seemed equally non-demonic. Naruto actually did gawk now, trudging closer absent-mindedly as he took in her nude form. It had seemed normal at first glance, but as he got closer he could tell it was most certainly not. She had suitably thick thighs and wide hips, but her waist was far too slim and her breasts seemed to defy gravity, jutting out from her chest oddly. She looked more like some kind of amateur imagination than an actual person.

But her face was the most off-putting, with slanted, slitted eyes and an elongated mouth - like some kind of disfigured fox!

The connoisseur in him was awakened by the shoddy shapeshift and he stalked forward even closer.

"No." Naruto intoned as he got right up to the bars of the cage. "Your waist is too small, your chest is ignoring the laws of physics, and your face is horrific, -ttebayo." He listed plainly and made a motion with his hand. "Turn around."

The Kyuubi listened, spinning to show her back. Naruto's eyes zeroed in on her butt, large but properly shaped, and nodded to himself professionally.

"Bend over."

She listened again and Naruto also bent forward a little to inspect her pussy, stroking his non-existant beard.

"This part is pretty accurate, -ttebayo."

"I have seen countless female genitalia through your eyes." The Kyuubi offered simply and Naruto couldn't help the smug smirk that worked its way onto his lips at the proxy compliment.

This time there was no cover of red chakra and the blonde boy got to see as the demon suddenly changed forms again - her waist filling out until she was slightly chubby and her breasts sagging down so that they rested naturally on her ribs. Her face, as well, morphed into something fully human - however, not without a trade off.

Naruto squinted at the nine long, bushy red tails that sprouted out just above her ass - each one easily half his height.

Instead of human ears she also had two furry fox ears atop her head peeking out through her read tresses, but that didn't bother him as much.

"Oi. Get rid of the tails." Naruto ordered with crossed arms.

"I am the Kyuubi no Yoko, and I will retain some manner of my title." The Kyuubi stated, turning her head to lock her still-slitted eyes onto him. The declaration might have sounded more grandiose if she were still ten stories tall.

"...fine." Naruto muttered. "But this water is kind of, eughh..."

"It is your mindscape. Think it, and it will be so."

He closed his eyes and focused as hard as he could, imagining a lush, green field with a big, shady tree and burning orange sunset.

'Nothing quite like a good fuck in the soft grass with a nice, fresh breeze...' The blonde concentrated - really hard like Jiriaya said, even placing himself in the scene clapping Sakura's cheeks.

When he opened his eyes all he'd managed to do was drain the water down. It wasn't even gone - the floor was still completely wet!

The Kyuubi sunk onto her hands and knees and gazed back at him expectantly nonetheless.

"This is seriously happening, huh..." Naruto stared down at the prostrated demon in consternation. "So, we bang and then I can use your chakra?"

"Yes, that is the agreement."

"Y'know what? Sounds like a piece of cake, -ttebayo." He lied, trying to push out of his mind the fact that he was about to dick down the thing that killed his parents.

Naruto got down on his knees himself and, after a moment of hesitation, pulled his pants and boxers down around his thighs. The blonde wasn't exactly raring to go, grabbing his soft dick and jerking it around as he dredged up some mental stimulation.

Sakura squirting in his lap, Hana swallowing his cock, even just imagining what the prim and proper Kurenai might look like, with a river of spunk spilling from between those shapely legs - even though he'd never exchanged a single word with her in his life. The dirty thoughts did the trick, and he scooched forward in between two of the towering metal bars, lining his mostly-hard meat up with the Kyuubi.

'Here goes...'

Naruto grabbed all nine of the Kyuubi's tails in one hand and lifted them up to expose her slit - begrudgingly appreciating how fluffy the long apendages were. With her backside unobstructed, he slowly pushed his tip through the demon's soft folds and sunk into her pussy.

"Oh, fuck..." He moaned as he bottomed out, reaching a hand out to grab one of her hips. It was like a damn jacuzzi in there, perfectly hot and sopping wet - and the way her walls dragged against his shaft as he pulled out made his nuts tighten. With a little hitch in his breath he thrusted back in, his hips slamming into her butt and sending a ripple through the pillowy flesh.

"Damn, you feel great!" Naruto exclaimed, dropping her tails to grip her other hip while he began pumping in and out of her cunt. His initial hesitation was already entirely forgotten as he stuffed the Kyuubi no Yoko from behind, marveling at the way she spilled almost a cup of pussy juice every time he rammed into her. It was pooling between their legs unbelievably fast, and Naruto picked up the pace at the lewd sight.

Clap!

Clap!

Clap!

CLAP!

The loud slapping of flesh crescendoed as he hilted himself in the demon fox with a rough thrust and began shooting his load into her twat.

What was that, twenty seconds?

It was a new low, for sure.

"Ho - ly - shit!" Each syllable was accompanied by a squirt of spunk from his twitching cock, his hands tightly squeezing her waist while he finished emptying his nuts into her tunnel. When his orgasm finally tapered off he fell back with a grunt.

"At what point am I meant to derive pleasure?"

Even as he was catching his breath, Naruto shot up into a sitting position to lock eyes with the bijuu glancing back at him.

"What... the hell're you talking 'bout, -ttebayo?" He asked with a slight pant. "That wasn't good for you at all?"

"It was not." The Kyuubi answered plainly. "Should it have been?"

Naruto clasped a hand over his heart dramatically, his sexual pride wounded.

"Uzumaki, you're a hack!" He admonished himself, clambering up onto his knees.

Technically, the deal was complete.

But he'd be damned if he ever had any unsatisfied customers!

"Roll over!" Naruto commanded as he inched forward, unaware that he'd gone fully to the other side of the cage. The Kyuubi obeyed, laying onto her back without so much as a sound and once again locking her expectant gaze onto him. He stared right back in determination when he thought of something.

"Oi, oi. If you didn't 'derive any pleasure' then why the hell were you squirting so damn much?" He asked, looking at the wide puddle of cooling nectar resting between her thighs. Of course, he also took note of the little stream of sperm that drizzled out of her hole and leaked down, glazing her asshole and forming its own tiny puddle between her asscheeks.

"The ningen you couple with always seem to be excreting fluid from their genitals." The bijuu explained, as if it were obvious.

Naruto grimaced at the choice of words.

"Right..."

He grabbed the backs of her knees and unceremoniously sunk right back into the demon, moaning as her creamy snatch welcomed his stiff prick.

"This feel good?" He asked as he started rolling his hips, pistoning his meat in and out.

"No." She stated.

Naruto's eyebrow twitched and he reached a hand down to play with her clit. It was soft.

"What about this?"

"No."

He huffed, abandoning the squishy nub and releasing her other leg to grab both of her breasts, kneading and squeezing the huge tits before tugging on her pink nipples - which he noticed were also soft.

"This?"

"No."

"Okay..."

Naruto hummed in thought as he continued absently plundering her pussy, running through a mental list of all of the most common erogenous zones on the human body.

"Alright, tell me when something feels good, -ttebayo."

He grabbed both of her knees again and brought them together - leaving her feet dangling directly in his face - and then unabashedly stuck his tongue out and licked all the way from her heels to her toes, taking the tiny digits into his mouth and swirling his appendage between them. A couple strings of glossy spit connected his mouth to the soles of her feet when he moved away.

He dragged his tongue down her calves before letting her legs fall to the side and running his hands up her thighs while his dick slipped out of her cavern.

Naruto scooted back so he could lean down and plant his mouth in the little crease where her leg met her pelvis, licking up and down a few times before paving a wet trail up to dip into her belly button. His tongue swirled around the little divot for a moment as he glanced up to gauge her reaction.

Nothing.

It fascinated him just as much as it frustrated him, and a little spark of determination flared in his belly.

He scooched back forward and lined up his slippery, semen-and-grool-coated prick with her sticky asshole. The lubrication was plenty, the blonde pushing past her bumpy ring and sinking into the Kyuubi's tight passage with ease.

"Fuck..." Naruto released a lengthy moan as he steadily buried himself in the demon's ass leaving his nuts to rest on her fluffy tails. He didn't usually opt for anal, considering the necessary prep as well as the potential mishaps.

But the Kyuubi wasn't actually human, and so the typical concerns didn't really apply.

Nonetheless - she still showed nothing but apathy, and Naruto resumed the hunt for that special spot that might set her off.

While he set about pounding the fox's asshole, he moved up to her chest and grabbed one of her arms - which had been awkwardly at her sides this whole time, he noticed. Her slitted, scarlet eyes followed him as he lifted her bicep and dove into her armpit, licking and kissing the soft, usually sensitive flesh. He then swiped his tongue across her clavicle before leaning further up to suck on the hollow of her throat.

She remained utterly unfazed.

Naruto's gut lurched and he tried one last thing before his second orgasm hit, planting his lips on the Kyuubi's while his hands sifted through her red locks to massage her scalp.

Pap,

pap,

pap,

pap, pap, PAP!

With a final thrust, he embedded his cock into her butt and fired over a dozen spurts of thick jizz into the demon, the creamy stuff almost immediately overflowing out onto her tails.

Despite the sexual fatigue he shot up to his feet, dick still squirting cum, and pointed an aggressive finger at her.

"Something in there... had to get you off... dattebayo!" He declared through ragged breaths, watching as she rose to her feet with an unnatural fluidity. Both of her holes spilled copious amounts of his spunk down her thighs and she looked at him with the same, empty expression.

"No."

"Kuso!" Naruto cursed, stamping his foot childishly. He stroked his chin for only a moment when a figurative light went off above his head. "Oi, oi, oi! I think I might know the problem!" He babbled eagerly.

"Give me your chakra and I'll be back later with a fix, -ttebayo!"

"A deal is a deal." The Kyuubi said simply, flourishing her hand and ejecting him from his mindscape with full access to her chakra.

Gone, he never got to see the little, tiny, barest trace of a smile that graced the fox's lips.

Even with the lack of promised physical pleasure, her excitable host's undivided attention was something she could get used to.

Author's Notes: Don't worry if you're dissatisfied with the way things shook out - I didn't have a lot of time for this one and Kurama will return at some point. Next chap is much more of a typical one. eniox27, Yakumo is a great suggestion, totally forgot about her and I can definitely make a chapter for her - she won't show up for a while, though. Next part is Hinata, and will be up next Saturday (the 19th)!

Stand by for more lemonade . . .