Author's Notes: We have a lot of 'filler' to go before the Sasuke Retrieval Arc, so let me know if there are any obscure Naruto Part I characters you want to see - I already have a pretty long list but I'm sure I've missed some.

Special Thanks: eniox27, for suggesting the character Yakumo!

CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:

-Mild Masochism-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!


Kurama Yakumo

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Naruto slammed his fist on the desk, making a few papers waft up into the air and slowly drift down onto the floor.

"This is bullshit!"

The Hokage gave him a purely dispassionate look.

"You're going."

"But I just got a bunch of fresh bukijutsu!" He complained, staring down the older blonde.

Well, he didn't have them yet, seeing as his friend had quite literally kicked him out of her family's shop with a firm foot to his ass before he could actually grab anything.

"I don't care. The paperwork's already cleared. They wanted some help and I chose you." Tsunade craned her neck to glimpse some of the sheets that he'd scattered around her office and immediately determined they weren't worth picking up.

"Why?"

The Slug Sannin leaned forward in her chair with a dangerous glint in her eye.

"Naruto."

"Okay, yeah, I'm going. Simple, quick, easy little mission inside the walls, -ttebayo." He quickly placated her then ducked down next to her conspiratorially. "You seem high strung... if you ever want my face between those big cheeks again just let me know."

"Haah?!"

With the little tease he spun around, marched out the door, and hastily scampered down the tower's stairs before she could mortally wound him

The Godaime glared after him with a frustrated heat blooming on her face.

'S-Stupid brat...'

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On a desolate backroad of Konoha...

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Naruto pouted as he strolled along a dirt road toward a little house tucked away in some barren corner of the village. There were no food stalls, no ninja hopping on the roofs or cabbage carts rolling down the street... he was the only damn soul out here!

"This is basically a D-rank, -ttebayo... I thought I was gonna have some kick-ass solo mission outside of the walls..." He continued grumbling even as he stepped up onto his destination's decrepit porch and rapped his knuckles on the door.

He did not expect to see Team 8's sensei on the other side when it swung open.

"Oh, Naruto-san..." And it seemed she didn't expect him either... nor did she seem too happy about his presence. "Are you here from Hokage-sama?"

Naruto rubbed the back of his head, feeling a little shy in front of the beautiful woman.

"Uh, yeah. She didn't really tell me what's going on, -ttebayo. But I'm here to help!"

His confident declaration did manage to make Kurenai smile a little.

"Well, come in."

She stepped aside and he immediately recoiled at the run down interior her form had been obscuring. He was quite the slob when he was younger, but this was downright preposterous!

"Wow..." He mumbled as he stepped past the jounin. "Does anyone actually live here?"

"Yes. And she's why I've requested a fresh pair of eyes." Kurenai informed him, closing the door behind her. "It is... a delicate situation. You should sit."

"No thanks." Naruto chirped instantly, glancing around at the filthy foyer.

"Okay. The tenant here is a girl named Kurama Yakumo. She is a powerful genjutsu user, but struggles with a frail constitution... as well as a dark, alternate personality. She can be quite dangerous." The older woman gave him a brief rundown, face perfectly straight.

"What? I'm not a damn psychologist, -ttebayo! Why am I here?"

Kurenai frowned at the immature outburst and folded her arms.

"I don't know. I suppose Hokage-sama figured you for some level of competency."

"Okay lady, chill out." Naruto squinted at her, not appreciating the pulsing waves of sass that suddenly radiated from the woman. "What's the lo-down?"

"Yakumo-san is upset because I have decided not to teach her anymore. She wants to be a shinobi - but her physical fragility simply won't allow it." Kurenai took a few steps and leaned herself back against a rather dirty-looking wall. "She's upstairs. Last room on the right."

Naruto stared at her for a good thirty seconds, hoping to hear a loud 'psyche!' and see half the village of Konoha pop out of the woodwork to laugh at the elaborate prank.

This did not happen.

"Alright... I'm going in." He stated dramatically, beginning to slowly trudge up the old, creaky stairs. Kurenai didn't even spare him a look as he disappeared over the last step and began stalking his way down the hall.

Naruto crept over the gross-looking carpet with all the finesse he could muster, his pulse quickening as he got closer to Yakumo's bedroom door.

What was on the other side... an ancient hag? A creepy child in a white gown that fluttered despite a distinct lack of wind? Perhaps some ghastly specter that had taken corporeal form to better torment its victims?

That last one made him momentarily seize up before he grabbed the doorknob and pushed the door open.

"I told you to go away."

The voice was muffled, and followed by a quiet sniffle.

"Erm... ahem. Yakumo... chan?" Naruto called out after clearing his throat. Why did the room look empty?

'It's a damn ghost isn't it.'

A shifting mass of blankets and pillows rose up from the mattress in the middle of the near pitch black room, the various beddings sloughing off and onto the floor to reveal a pair of brown eyes peeking out from under a quilt.

"Who are you?"

No, it was just a girl hiding under the covers - and it sounded like she'd been crying.

"Uzumaki Naruto!" The blonde energetically jabbed a thumb at himself, his hero complex suddenly firing on all cylinders.

He had a girl to cheer up!

"Who?"

"The future Hokage, -ttebayo! Here to help."

Yakumo let her quilt slide off her head as she leaned forward to look him up and down.

"Kurenai-sensei sent you, huh? She can't even be bothered to come herself, anymore." She rolled to the side of the mattress and Naruto pursed his lips at her form. She was scarily thin, and it looked like she bruised easily because he noticed a chorus of dark mottling all up and down her right arm as she reached down to pick up one of her pillows.

"Well, I don't know about her, but I just want to make sure you're okay." He stepped into the room and teetered to the side as a wadded up blanket squished under his foot.

"I'm not." Yakumo slowly snagged another pillow off of the floor and piled it on the bed. "My own teacher doesn't even want to teach me any more. And without her, there's no way..." She trailed off, not sure why she was bothering to explain herself to a stranger.

Naruto kicked his sandals off and closed her bedroom door behind him.

"Hey, you want all these?" He scooped up as many blankets, quilts, and comforters as he could and peeked at her from around the mountain of fabric.

Yakumo nodded silently.

He shuffled over to toss them at the head of her mattress then zipped around the room to grab all of the remaining bedding and pillows.

"Do you like to make pillow forts or something?" Naruto asked with a grin.

"The bed hurts without extra padding..." She muttered somewhat moodily.

"Feh! That sucks. Watch this, -ttebayo!"

The blonde carefully pulled Yakumo up out of the bed and summoned a small troupe of clones.

"Wow..." Her voice was quiet and full of awe as she watched the doppelgangers rearrange all of her bedding, crafting an intricate little base of well-placed pillows and strategically stuffing in the gaps with the smaller quilts. They finished by laying a thick comforter over top, creating a huge, squishy plateau and leaving plenty of pillows and blankets to spare.

"I really wish I could do something like that." Yakumo frowned a bit, watching the duplicates 'poof' out of existence.

"You know, I heard you can do some pretty strong genjutsu." Naruto started, plopping down onto the makeshift setup. "I can barely even use that stuff."

The brunette girl perked up as she very slowly joined him on the bed.

"Really? But if you can use shadow clones, then you must be an elite shinobi!" She argued, sighing a little when she sunk into all of the blankets and pillows. "It's so comfy..."

"Nope! I don't know a single illusion technique, and I have a hard time breaking out of them." He tilted his head at her cheerfully.

"That doesn't bother you?"

"Sometimes, there's just stuff you can't do... which means you focus on what you can!" Naruto smirked at her. "There was this guy in the Chuunin Exams... he can't even use chakra - for anything! But he's so good at taijutsu that he still kicked my teammate's ass, and I know I wouldn't have done any better against him!" The blonde snickered, remembering how Sasuke had fumed when Gai's student wiped the floor with him.

"Rock Lee, yes! He is incredible..." Yakumo said reverently, having looked up to the martial artist for years. "I wished one day to become like that, only with genjutsu."

"Wished?"

"I know now that it was a childish dream." Her voice turned bitter. "Kurenai-sensei said as much."

"Who cares what Kurenai-sensei says!" Naruto shouted, making Yakumo jump slightly. "Maybe you'll never be able to use ninjutsu or taijutsu, but you can become a shinobi if you dedicate yourself!"

"B-But my body is so weak... it has been since birth." She stuttered, taken aback by the exuberant boy's outburst.

"So train it! You don't need big, burly muscles, or super speed - as long as you can stand on your own two feet, dattebayo!" He was really getting fired up now, always eager to inspire anyone that didn't believe in themself. "I bet you could even become a genjutsu-only Hokage if your illusions were strong enough."

Yakumo actually flushed with embarrassment, unused to any encouragement.

It was always 'be safe!', 'don't push yourself!', and 'careful, you'll get hurt!'.

Even her own sensei had cautioned her from trying to chase her dream.

So why was this random boy that'd barged into her room the first one to say any different?

"I don't know... do you really think that?" She murmured, gaze cast down into her lap.

Naruto gave her an animated nod.

"Look!" He pulled his jacket and mesh tee up from the bottom, revealing his stomach. "It's not like I'm ripped, -ttebayo." He did have a faint trace of abs, but was otherwise slim. "And how 'bout these?" Naruto rolled his sleeves up and flexed to show off his biceps.

They were pretty small.

"I've kicked plenty of ass with these little beauties." Yakumo giggled as he gave each of his arms a noisy smooch.

"So you're saying I can do some ass-kicking with these?" She rolled up the sleeves of her kimono, showing off bruised, unnaturally thin arms.

Naruto slammed a fist into his palm.

"Hell yeah you can!"

She gave him a little smile.

"Maybe... what about my bruises?"

"What about 'em?"

Yakumo shrugged and pulled her pantlegs up to show that even her legs were covered.

"They're pretty gross."

"Eh?" Naruto reached out and dragged his fingertips across her shin. "Does it hurt?"

She shook her head.

"No... these are mostly superficial from tossing and turning in my sleep... sometimes I bang my ankle on the bed frame and that hurts really bad."

"Oh. Well they're not gross, -ttebayo." His hand rubbed her calf soothingly and Yakumo's face burned red again.

"That feels good." She whispered, shyly averting her eyes.

Naruto grinned and grabbed her other calf, gently dragging his palm up and down her skin. His hands trailed down to carefully massage her feet when he heard a telltale breath leave her lips. The sound made his pants tighten and his stomach lurch as she spread her legs a little bit.

"Huh..." He mumbled, slowly tracing his hands up her legs until they rested on her inner thighs. "'S'this okay?" Naruto asked lowly, his fingers drawing little patterns on her trousers.

Yakumo nodded stiffly.

"I-I thought you, were making a pass at me." She was deathly quiet, almost as if she didn't want him to hear.

'Y'know, deciding to just randomly start caressing her legs is definitely kind of sexual...' The blonde conceded, continuing to rub her thighs anyway. He traced one of his palms all the way up until it was cupping her crotch and leaned forward to hover over her.

"I guess I am."

Yakumo watched with wide, brown orbs as Naruto lowered his face to hers, softly pressing their lips together while the heel of his hand worked her mound. She returned the kiss awkwardly, staring into his closed eyes and gasping into his mouth from the pleasure flaring up between her legs.

When he pulled back she chewed the inside of her cheek and glanced away.

"I'm sorry... I've never done anything like this before." She whispered with a slight hitch in her voice.

Naruto grinned.

"That's alright. Just relax." He slid his hands over her hips and hooked his fingers into the waistband of her pants then started tugging them down. The soft fabric moved over her skinny frame easily and Naruto threw the garment to the floor once her feet were free.

Her bruises really did cover most of her body, and even though he'd already seen some of them Yakumo was surprised when he didn't recoil at the sight of her legs. Instead, he simply grabbed her panties and pulled them off as well.

"You okay?" Naruto asked, pausing to give her time to think.

Yakumo nodded with a glowing face. She was far more embarrassed about her damaged skin being on display than anything else, but she still blushed a little harder at the way he was intently ogling her slit.

He nestled himself down between her legs and pushed her kimono up before curling his hands around her thighs.

"What are you doing?" She wondered out loud. Wasn't this the part where boys were supposed to be putting their thing inside right now? She knew that much, at least.

Naruto gave her a big grin.

"Making you feel good, -ttebayo."

The blonde planted a couple of wet kisses on the bottom of her snatch, then dragged his tongue up to her clit and back a few times.

"Oh!"

Yakumo stared down at him as he ate her out, digging his tongue through her folds and swiping it over her hole before plunging inside. Naruto let go of one of her legs to rub her stiff bean while his appendage pumped in and out of her tunnel and it didn't take long for pussy juice and spit to start spilling down onto the blankets, coating her butt in a slippery sheen that he couldn't resist taking advantage of. His other hand moved in to prod a finger against her asshole, pushing and rubbing the tight ring in little circles as more and more fluid leaked down from her twat. Once it was wet enough he pushed his digit into the cramped passage and started thrusting in and out in sync with his tongue's plundering of her pussy.

"Nn, nn, ah, ah, ahn!"

The frail girl certainly wasn't shy about vocalizing her enjoyment, panting and moaning loudly as both of her holes were plugged.

"It feels... i-it's - hhh!"

She came with a gasp, bucking her hips into Naruto's face and flooding his mouth with her cum. It poured out in voluminous waves - far too much for him to drink - and a copious amount of the stuff spilled down his chin, drenching the blankets and soaking her asscheeks with a sticky coat of musky liquid. As soon as her orgasm tapered off he was right back to licking her up, eagerly lapping at all of the tangy nectar clinging to her skin.

"Wow..." Yakumo's breath was heavy and she looked down at Naruto with lidded eyes. "My whole body feels good..."

It was true - there was a pleasant tingle radiating from her pussy all the way to her fingers and toes, even going all the way up to her head and filling it with a comfortable fog.

Naruto flashed a smug smirk up at her.

"I bet."

He rose up to his knees and undid his trousers, yanking them and his boxers down and freeing his rigid cock. It sprang up from its confines with a little bounce and Yakumo's eyes zeroed in on the tiny beads of precum dribbling out of the tip.

"Oh... you want me to use my mouth on you, now?" She asked, already trying to lean forward.

Naruto placed a gentle hand on her chest.

"Not right this second babe."

Her stomach fluttered at the pet name.

She'd never been called anything like that. Not a single boy had ever been interested in her, and that was before she became such a recluse.

"Babe..." Yakumo flushed dark red as Naruto's hands hooked the backs of her knees to spread her legs open, giving him room to scooch closer.

"You ready?" He asked, starting to push the head of his cock through her folds.

"Mm... mhm."

He drove into the skinny girl smoothly with a surplus of slippery saliva and grool helping his stiff shaft sink into her cunt and her resulting moan was so loud it was a wonder Kurenai didn't come knocking.

"Hoh, fuck." Naruto sighed as he stuffed her tunnel, letting her legs fall out of his grasp and sliding his hands up to her waist. Yakumo locked up slightly when his hands started to undo her obi.

"Um, I-I don't think you want to see... that."

The blonde had a pretty good idea of what she was thinking and he met her eyes while he unfastened her kimono, causing the silky robe to slide open and reveal her torso. Her entire chest and belly were absolutely covered in dark spots.

"You're beautiful Yakumo-chan. Some stupid bruises don't change that, -ttebayo." Naruto stated firmly, running his hands up to cup her tiny tits.

"O-Oh yeah? 'Cause Kaa-chan said boys will say stuff like that... just to get in your pants." Yakumo recited her mother dubiously, trying to ignore how good it felt to have her breasts gently massaged.

"Kaa-chan?" Naruto froze.

For some he reason, he assumed her parents were dead.

Otherwise why the hell was she living in this dump - alone?

"I moved out of my parents' house because I was sick of how they coddled me." Yakumo declared, having a pretty good guess as to what he was thinking.

"Oh."

Naruto shrugged, fingers going back to teasing her nipples while his hips started rolling, slowly pistoning his stick in and out of her dripping twat.

"Well, it's true." He asserted. "Besides... I'm kind of already in your pants... -ttebayo."

Yakumo flushed at that, her gaze shifting down between her legs to watch herself get fucked. She'd never even masturbated before, far too worried that the pain would override the pleasure, but as she watched the stiff pipe rhythmically spread her open she felt a little bitter.

How much of this had she missed out on?

Her view was suddenly obstructed when Naruto ducked his head down to take one of her boobs into his mouth. It was small enough that he could slurp and suck on the whole thing, lathering up her areola and tonguing the hard, pink nub before letting her spit-soaked flesh go with a jiggle. He licked his way to her other tit to give it the same treatment and dropped a hand to toy with her clit.

"Nn! It feels good..." Yakumo breathed, finally moving her hands around to rest on his back. "But I'm not that fragile..."

"Reary?" Naruto babbled with the nipple in between his teeth.

"Yes, really! D-Do me harder!" She commanded, unsuccessfully trying to buck her hips against his slow thrusts.

The blonde pulled his knees up for leverage and started pumping her pussy nearly twice as fast, making them both moan at the increased friction. Despite her small butt, a mild, lewd slapping sound started to reverberate through the room.

Clap,

clap,

clap,

clap...

He reached down to grab one of her little asscheeks and gave it an experimental squeeze.

"Ow!" Yakumo whined, jerking in surprise. "That - oh! - it hurt!"

The mixed sensations made her tunnel clench around his pounding cock and leak a little more nectar.

"Sorry..." Naruto mumbled, sliding his palm around to give her hip a soothing rub.

"Do it again."

"Oh..." He obliged and took the same cheek in his hand, squeezing it a bit harder this time.

Yakumo inhaled sharply and arched her back off of the bed as tiny thrills of pain shot down her leg and up her spine, clashing and mingling with the pulses of pleasure that were radiating from her cunt. The unique mixture made the toes on her right foot tingle and bubble while a wave of steaming pussy juice squirted onto Naruto's member.

"Kinky."

He moved his other hand down to grasp her other asscheek and started groping her butt, squishing the soft little glutes like he couldn't see the bruises all over her body.

"Ah, nn, ow!" The brunette wiggled wildly and reached her own hands up to roughly squeeze her tits as Naruto fondled her ass, all the extra pain driving her pussy crazy and in turn making the young shinobi fuck her all the harder.

"Oh, i-it's, I-I'm... mmm!"

It was enough to set her entire head tingling and she yanked her nipples desperately as she came again, this time drowning absolutely everything with her hot juices. Her crotch, booty, and asshole, Naruto's thrusting dick and swinging nuts, as well as his thighs and even his abdomen, and of course the blankets got the worst of it - getting utterly soaked through with a hurricane of sweet-smelling juice.

Some even splattered against her bedroom door, slowly sliding down the wood and leaving a sticky little trail.

Naruto hardly even noticed all of the moist carnage as her monumental orgasm caused her snatch to pulse and suck and grip his meat like it had a mind of its own, trying to practically steal the creamy prize straight out of his balls.

"K-Kami... ah! Yakumo-chan!"

And he had no chance of resisting, his pole twitching a few times before it began to shoot long, messy ropes of spunk even as it moved in and out of her twat. He'd fire a wad of jizz at her entrance, the warm splooge almost falling right out of her, then he'd slide all the way back inside to spray some of his batter straight into her womb. His frenzied hips continued to saw his sporadically spitting meat back and forth for over thirty more seconds, putting nearly as much semen on the blankets as it did in her pussy.

"It's... hah... it's hot..." Yakumo moaned, sliding her waist side to side as her hole was packed with cum. Of course her own orgasm felt great, but this was nice in its own way too. It felt like her small belly was being filled to the brim with a nice, warm cup of tea, and she could swear there was a little bump forming in her abdomen from all of the stuff he was putting in her.

When the blonde boy finally stopped cumming he collapsed to his side next to her, only barely cognizant enough not to crush the slender girl.

"I feel... really good." Yakumo worked herself onto her elbows through labored breaths, gazing first down at her sperm-filled snatch and then over to Naruto's softening prick, slumped over on his thigh and leaking a creamy, white line over his tanned skin.

She felt good right now, with so many endorphins bouncing around her skull, and for some reason his package was looking pretty good too.

Yakumo nudged him onto his back and locked her brown eyes onto his panting face as she squirmed the rest of the way out of her kimono.

"I want to use my mouth on you, now." She mumbled, slinking down to his waist and settling down in between his legs.

He was unresponsive, but that hardly deterred her as she came face-to-face with his meat. Up close it was so unassuming and squishy, and a thick heady scent clung to it, making her mind all fuzzy.

"I-I'll just... do it like this..." The inexperienced girl wrapped her lips around the whole thing, pressing it into the roof of her mouth with her tongue while she rested her hands over his thighs.

It was salty, and had an indescribable tang to it that she never would have guessed. While she rolled it around and enjoyed the musky scent and flavor it suddenly started to get hard again.

"Oh!" Yakumo let it pop out of her mouth with a shock. The shaft was pulsing, and she could see some veins starting to bulge against the skin as his cock got bigger and bigger. "I can't fit it all anymore..." She pouted before trying anyway.

The head slid back along her tongue and bumped the back of her throat where it spilled a few drops of precum, making her hum curiously.

'It's tasty!'

Shlllllp,

shulp,

shlop,

shulp,

shlup,

shlup...

Naruto finally sat up when she started to slobber all over his johnson, the loud noises of a clumsy, wet blowjob rousing him from his little coma.

"Ugh... oi." He reached down to pet her head appreciatively as she enthusiastically slurped his rod. "You don't have to do that, -ttebayo."

Yakumo let him plop out of her mouth again with a whole mess of saliva strings.

"I want to. You did it to me earlier and it felt really good." She explained, looking up at him with a blush. "But I don't really know what I'm doing..."

Naruto grinned.

"Okay, well... just pretend your mouth is a pussy."

She flushed a bit darker at his blunt language and wrapped her lips around him again.

"'ike 'is?"

Her question was a little garbled on account of his dick filling her face, but he understood nonetheless.

"Yeah... that's great, -ttebayo." Naruto affirmed, laying back down as Yakumo started to actually move her mouth up and down. In no time the lewd sounds of energetic fellatio were ringing out in the dark room, and the blonde's eyes fluttered closed in enjoyment.

Gluck,

gluck,

glk,

glk,

glk, ah...

"Just, hah... let me... catch my breath..."

...

...

...

Shlllk,

gluck,

glk,

glk,

gluck,

glk...

Neither of them were any the wiser when the door abruptly swung open with a frowning Kurenai standing on the other side, hands on her hips and ruby eyes slanted in slight concern. The frown evaporated in shock however, at the sight she was greeted with.

Yakumo - the frail, sickly, aloof Yakumo, was completely naked and the jounin did not need to see to know what her mouth was doing as her head bobbed over the equally nude blonde's crotch.

Nevermind her beat-red ass, or her swollen pussy that was oozing an absolute river of semen.

Kurenai stood rigid for almost ten seconds before finding the sense to close the door and march back downstairs with a burning face.

'Is that why Hokage-sama sent him?!'

Her little intrusion went entirely unnoticed as Naruto peaked, reaching a hand down to cup Yakumo's cheek while he started pumping her face full of cum. She let him spill the first two ropes on her tongue then took his dick out of her mouth and aimed it away, making him shoot the next few onto her messy floor while she took her time swallowing.

"Gnk, gnk, mmm... it tastes good." She popped his tip back into her mouth and drank another four spurts of spunk before aiming him at the floor again, her hand idly jerking his pulsing meat. "Gnk, gnk, gnk..."

"Holy... shit, Yakumo-chan..." Naruto wheezed, firing the rest of his load onto some sheets that were laying on the carpet.

He never would have guessed this was her first time with how well she milked his cock.

When she finally finished gulping down all of the jizz in her mouth she crawled up his frame and plopped her tiny butt in his lap.

From this angle he realized she was at least a few inches taller than him.

"I wanna go again, Naruto-kun." Yakumo murmured, flattening her hands over his pecs and instinctively grinding her sloppy cunt into his pole.

"Ugh... r-really?" Naruto's dick hadn't even started going soft yet, and her room was covered in bodily fluids.

"Yes, really!" She mirrored her earlier words. "I'm not as fragile as people think. Or even as I thought..." She added, starting to clumsily guide him into her cream-filled hole with one hand while the other roughly squeezed a tit.

"Damn right, -ttebayo! But... your room's kind of a wreck." He pointed out with grunt as the bruised girl sank onto his cock.

Yakumo glanced around her bedroom with a deep blush, acknowledging the mess even as she began to ride his prick.

Without a doubt, she would be stuck doing laundry all day long tomorrow.

But she'd be doing it with a smile, remembering exactly how each thing she washed had gotten dirty.

The blonde had unknowingly lit a naughty, kinky fire under the girl, and things were going to get a whole lot more messy before she was satisfied.

This was just the beginning of Kurama Yakumo's journey to becoming a master ninja!

...and the beginning of another journey, too.


Omake #8:

It was only happenstance he'd ended up giving his debriefing so late.

Although, anyone could have guessed where things were going when she sent her hidden ANBU away with a certain little glint in her emerald orbs.

"Kami, your cock feels so good!"

Clop!

Clop!

Clop!

Clop!

"Hhh, can you slow down, Tsu-chan? I'm kind of running on empty, -ttebayo..."

Her massive ass and thighs were clapping against him with a deep, fleshy impact from how hard she was bouncing on top of him.

"And you're going to break the damn desk!"

Indeed, her office desk was swaying dangerously as they fucked on top of it, a smattering of random documents having long since fallen to the floor.

"Fuck the desk!" Tsunade moaned, sifting her fingers through Naruto's sweaty locks and leaning down to give him a crushing kiss.

It was hot.

Passionate.

It definitely wasn't just sex, and as the young boy started stuffing the Hokage's womb with his load he felt a cold shiver run down his spine.

'Don't tell me...'

His severe train of thought was briefly interrupted as the wooden table's legs suddenly snapped, sending the two blondes to the hardwood in a wet, sticky heap of tangled limbs.

'...she fell too?'


Author's Notes: Next part is Hitomi (Hinata's mom), will be up this Saturday (January 14th).

(Re):

Naruhina 123: Haido's Knights, gotcha. I can definitely make a chapter with them!

giorno: Exactly how I feel, only brought that up 'cause I know there's some creeps out there. For the Omake, it won't work due to an upcoming chapter I have planned but it would actually be perfect for a different set of characters. Thanks for the idea!

Dark Link: Probably not for a while (if at all). Most characters will be one-off in this fic. You should just look for a Tenten-centric story, dude!

eniox27: Finally found it, thank you. And thanks for suggesting Yakumo as well! I'd completely forgotten about her.

Tony2Dirty: Review cracked me up. I picked Chouza since she said she slept with Chouji but was disappointed, thought it'd be funny if she went for his dad next. Also... the size difference is kinda hot to me...

Stand by for more lemonade . . .