Author's Notes: 20 chapters in! Feels like some kinda milestone. Thanks, all of you, for continuing to read this degenerate smut. ღ

Special Thanks: eniox27, for reminding me to continue Neji's eternal unrest! ღ

CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:

-Debasing-

-Incest-

-Yuri-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!

Hyuuga Hanabi

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At the Hyuuga Compound, in the middle of a rainy day...

First, he had to scale the perimeter wall.

Even against the current downpour it wasn't terribly difficult with a little chakra in his feet, though sometimes he'd get a few wild looks from passersby, watching him walk vertically up the huge barrier instead of using the gate like a normal person.

Next up was a mad dash through the courtyard.

Pretty much everybody here could see not only through walls but in nearly three hundred-sixty degrees as well, so he knew this part was pretty much a dice roll. He'd rush through the gardens as quick as possible and simply hope that no one was looking.

Well, he'd been lucky enough so far.

Once he managed to sidle up to the main building things became a lot simpler. Having been infiltrating this place just for fun long before he even met the heiress he knew a lot of things about it. Like the fact that using their sight near the bedrooms was forbidden for the clansmen - although he didn't doubt that some dozens of devious denizens definitely donned their dōjutsu for their debaucherous devices despite the determined decree.

'Feh... not that I can blame 'em -ttebayo.'

Naruto mantled up onto the deck, his sandals squidging against the slippery wood with a quiet, squeaky thud. Finally shielded from the rain he took a moment to shake the water out of his hair and then crouched down to stay out of the windows' view as he crept along the pathway. Most of the windows were small and high up to afford some privacy, but he was pretty sure no one else in the compound had the same unmistakable shock of spiky blonde hair that he did.

When he was a kid his height hadn't been much of a concern in that regard.

Not that his height was much different now, but the whiskered boy maintained a stark denial that he was anything less than one hundred-seventy centimeters.

'They'd totally see my hair if I stood up... -ttebayo. Gotta stay low...'

He slunk past the bedrooms a little faster than usual, both eager to get away from the pouring weather and also less worried about making noise due to the same noisy precipitation. After passing by exactly seven windows he craned his neck to scan for any signs of stray Hyuuga, out for a rainy stroll, and then shot up to his feet.

'Yosh! Now, should be unlocked like usual...'

He had to stretch all the way up on his toes in order to hook his fingers onto the window sill, and when he did he pulled himself up with a muted 'hup!' so that he could peer through the glass. His breath fogged up the window pane as he swept his eyes over the room.

Inside was short, thin girl with long, brown hair and an anxious look on her face.

She was laying naked on the bed with both of her hands between her legs.

'What?! D-Did I count wrong? This should definitely be Hina-chan's...' Naruto's mentation trailed off as the person in question came into view, equally as naked. She sat down beside the other girl and then leaned over to give her a kiss on the forehead while she fingered herself. 'Hinata-chan gets down like this dattebayo?!'

Even in his own head his voice was startlingly loud and for a moment he thought Hinata must have heard it too, because her gaze suddenly snapped straight to the window.

"Naruto-kun!" Her cry was muffled through the glass but her excitement was still pretty clear from the way she sprung up and bound over to him. "I-It's open... y-you can c-come in."

Still a little shocked, Naruto hung still for a second before pushing the window open and slithering on through. He doubled over the sill then tumbled down into the room, Hinata sticking her arms out to catch him so that he didn't smack into the floor. It ended with him in a bridal-style carry, and he leaned up to peck her on the cheek.

"Hehe, thanks, -ttebayo."

Hinata set him on his feet with a hot blush on her face.

"Ahem, so... who's this?" Naruto asked, glancing over to the bed at the slender girl. Her eyes were glued to his face and she still had a few fingers buried in herself, making him blush a little too.

"U-Um... th-this is Hanabi-chan..."

'Hanabi-chan... Hanabi-chan... why does that sound so familiar?' He rubbed his chin in intense thought but ultimately drew a blank.

"Huh... Hanabi-chan. So you wanted a little threesome with your friend, ne Hina-chan?" The blonde gave the shy girl a lecherous smirk, trying to get one of her cute, stuttery reactions.

She seemed unfazed though, at least by his comment, and crossed an arm over her giant tits with the red on her cheeks darkening.

"Ah... sh... Ha-Hanabi-chan is my... imouto."

One.

Two.

Three.

Naruto wiped the shocked look off of his face and threw his head back, laughing heartily.

"Aha, oh man, good one, Hinata... chan..."

Since when does Hinata tell dirty jokes?

'And why does she have such a shameful expression right now?!'

No, that was most definitely her little sister on the bed, he realized - and her name suddenly clicked.

'Imouto... breed my whole family...'

"O-Oi! Is this what you meant when you said: 'when I do Hanabi-chan'?!" Naruto recoiled, actually taken aback by such an indecent concept. "This is premeditated incest!"

It wasn't exactly like this was new to him considering some of the unspeakable things he'd engaged in within the Haruno household, but coming from Hinata it still gave him quite a start.

Hinata, for her part, would have giggled at his word choice if she weren't so embarrassed.

"Ah, N-No! W... Well, yes i-i-it's p... premeditated, but n-not from back then!" She screwed her eyes shut, folded an arm over her belly, and turned her knees inward, struggling not to faint for the first time in weeks. "I-It was Hanabi-chan's idea!"

Naruto pointed a finger at the still-masturbating girl and rolled his eyes.

"Oh, great, so you're both perverts!"

Hanabi jolted at his loud tone, sitting up in a hurry so she could slide off of the bed.

"S-Sorry! I'll go." She mumbled as she made for the door.

"H-Hanabi-chan..."

Naruto noticed the mistiness in Hanabi's pale orbs and hung his head.

'You went and made her cry, -ttebayo.'

Well, almost cry.

"Hold on! I was just... surprised."

Hanabi stopped and timidly turned around.

"So... this whole thing was your idea, huh?" He asked, scratching his cheek awkwardly.

"U-Uh, n... n-no... Hinata-oneechan said I could j-join... the next time y-you came over..." She was suddenly bashful now, crossing an arm over her tiny chest and cupping a hand over her leaky mound.

The sound of an un-oiled, rickety hinge creaked throughout the room as Naruto slowly swiveled his gaze back to Hinata, blue eyes narrowed flat.

"Oh. Really."

Whatever blood her body had left to spare flooded the chubby girl's face under Naruto's deadpanned scrutiny.

"A... Ano... l-let's just... g-get s-s-started..." She shimmied over to the bed and sat down, patently avoiding his stare. Hanabi on the other hand just watched him nervously, still waiting for him to kick her out.

But even if he had actually minded her presence he could never tell such a mousy-looking girl to get lost, and the blonde dropped down next to Hinata with a renewed smirk.

"At once, Hyuuga-sama." He pushed her onto her back and straddled her waist before diving down to bury his face in her tits.

"I-I t-told you n-n-not to call me that!" Hinata yelled, actually raising her voice in a rare display of assertiveness.

Naruto surfaced from her cleavage with an overdramatic 'puah!' while he ran his hands over her body, from her shoulders to her clavicle then down her sternum where he cupped her spilling boobs.

"Oi, oi, oi, so loud... d'ya want Neji coming in here... again?"

Her face contorted into an interesting mixture of shame and, oddly enough excitement as he fondled her breasts.

"N-No, I d-d-don't want him to see us... b-but I don't mind if Neji-niichan knows that I'm Naruto-kun's d-dirty slut..."

Naruto's eye twitched.

Before actually getting to know Hinata over the past few weeks he'd always had a certain image of her in his head. Maybe formed by how shy she was, or by the fact that she was the heiress to Konoha's most powerful and influential remaining clan. An image of a pure, innocent princess - composed entirely of sweets and flowers and over-polite mannerisms.

But this girl was depraved!

...and he knew exactly where she got it from.

"You been talking to Hitomi-chan about that kinda stuff again, haven't you." Naruto stated more than asked, giving her a particularly stale look even while he tugged on her stiffening nipples.

"A-Ahn! We... We a-always t-talk about it. Okaa-sama told me... sh-she said the best w-way to make your - m... m-my m-m-man happy is to offer up all of my h-h-holes." Hinata explained in only mild embarrassment. Really, it was only recently that she would nearly pass out just from being in close proximity to him, and now she was easily saying such lewd things that she managed to put a warm, scarlet tinge on his cheeks.

'Okay, me and that ero-onna need to have a damn talk next time I see her dattebayo!' The blonde declared internally, dropping Hinata's tits and looking away bashfully.

"Um... can... can you use my holes, too?"

"Eh?"

"O-Oh, Hanabi-chan!" Hinata awkwardly slid backwards on the bed until she was no longer under Naruto and then sat up. "Gomen... I f-forgot you were here..." She mumbled, reaching out to her little sister.

Hanabi climbed onto the bed next to Hinata, timidly cuddling up to her side while still staring at Naruto.

"L-Look at Naruto-kun's pants..." Hinata said, rubbing Hanabi's front with her hands briefly massaging her small boobs on their way to her legs. The boy in question almost felt like shielding his bulge when both of their searing gazes settled below his belt. "He's going to use that th-thing to m-make us his whores."

"Oi!" Other than the little shout of protest Naruto didn't really know what to say to that, watching as Hinata guided Hanabi's knees apart. As her legs slowly splayed open he could see a few strings of grool clinging to her thin thighs, forming a little sticky web in front of her puffy pussy. Her lips were already spread and her hole already leaking onto the sheets.

"You can g-go first, Hanabi-chan."

"W-Wait, just like that? It's kind of..." He trailed off, rubbing the back of his neck.

Hinata stared at him for a few seconds before a figurative light bulb popped above her head.

"Y-You're right... sh-she should learn to use her m-mouth first."

"That is not... at all... what - I - was saying." Naruto deadpanned again, his sentence losing steam half way through due to the heiress having already leaned forward to unzip his trousers. She undid his button next, and despite his supposed reluctance he still lifted his butt to help her tug his clothes off from the waist down.

Hanabi let out a tiny gasp when his rigid pole bobbed up from his lap, veiny and stiff with a trail of precum dribbling out of the tip.

"S... So I just, suck it... right?" She asked, leaning forward as well until she was on all fours and only an inch away from his crotch.

"Uh... sure, -ttebayo." Naruto actually felt his heartrate pick up as he watched the younger girl get closer to his pipe.

How was it that a pervert such as himself constantly found himself so flustered?

"Just don't use your teeth!" He added quickly just before her lips grazed his skin.

"I-I know, baka! I-I mean... N... Naruto-san..." Hanabi looked mortified for a moment but she simply screwed her eyes shut and went for it, wrapping her lips around his head and scooching a little closer. Her lack of experience was plenty clear from the way she glacially slid her mouth down his length, the back of her tongue rising up and only allowing her to swallow a single inch. She pulled off of him with a heavy exhale and a mouthful of spit spilling onto his lap.

"S-Sorry."

Naruto leaned over her to grab her hips.

"Here... lay flat... come a little closer..." He pulled her until she was flush against the bed from the waist down, then sat back while stretching his legs out into a 'v'. The new position allowed her to snug right up to his pelvis, with her small hands resting naturally on his thighs and her big, lavender eyes gazing up at his meat. He threaded a hand into her hair and guided her lips to his tip again. "Now, relax your tongue... and don't force yourself."

Hanabi swallowed thickly, laying transfixed by the looming prick in front of her for a few seconds before opening her mouth and taking him in once more. This time, with his advice, she managed to slurp up three times as much of his cock - her entire focus dedicated to keeping her tongue from flexing. She let out a quiet moan of surprise when he bumped the back of her throat, and when she backed off so she could take him in again he let out a moan that made her stomach clench. It was just a soft little sound - but earnest, and it had her ears burning and her pussy tingling. She bobbed her head again, then again and again, picking up the pace and getting a bit more comfortable with each repetition. And all of the naughty noises falling out of the blonde's mouth only served to spur her on, the young Hyuuga eagerly sucking his dick while he stroked her hair. Each one of his moans added to the growing pool of fire in her belly and she wiggled her hips needily as she serviced him.

Hinata couldn't help but feel a touch of envy, watching her little sister. Even after everything they'd done together - all of the times they'd hooked up, she still had yet to give him a blowjob. She was thrilled whenever Naruto made a move on her, but she never had the heart to initiate anything herself. He'd both licked and stuffed her pussy a frankly absurd number of times, considering their relationship had started only a month ago, but he'd yet to enter either of her other two holes!

'B-Before he leaves, I have t-to become Naruto-kun's cumdump... like Okaa-sama said! I c-can't call myself his woman unless he p-puts his stuff in every hole!' Hinata resolved, sliding three fingers in and out of her cunt with one hand while the other reached out to pet Hanabi's pussy. The brunette squeaked a bit when she felt her sister's fingers sink into her folds, but otherwise welcomed the naughty affection readily.

The sight sent Naruto over the edge and he moaned loudly as he started to shoot his load into Hanabi's sloppy, drooling mouth.

"Hah, hah... fuck, Hanabi-chan..."

He only sprayed a single rope into her throat though before she pulled away, coughing and spluttering from the sudden sensation while he took himself in his hand and squirted the entire rest of his orgasm onto her cheek. Each successive rope clung to her skin and formed a sticky glaze of cum - a thick, gooey coating of the stuff plastering onto the side of her face and even more of it splattering into her hair and dripping down her chin.

"Damn..." Naruto murmured, swaying back with a strained breath. "... that was - ach!" He teetered off the foot of the bed with an undignified hack, having totally forgotten he was so close to the edge.

"N-Naruto-san!"

"Ugh... please don't call me that..." He groaned from the floor.

It made him feel old, or perhaps stuffy, like he was too stuck up to let people address him familiarly.

"Oh... th-then I'll call you... Naruto-oniichan." Hanabi decided, peering down at him with a blush.

"That is infinitely worse dattebayo."

His complaint seemed to go unnoticed, her face abruptly contorting with pleasure.

"Onee-chan..."

Hinata's flushed visage came into view as she climbed onto her little sister - and while he couldn't see anything Naruto certainly heard the unmistakable sound of a wet pussy being plundered.

"I-It's time to let Naruto-kun h-have his way with this hole, now." Hinata stated firmly (by her standards), sliding all four fingers on her right hand in and out of Hanabi's snatch. She was a virgin, sure, but with the amount of times they'd fucked each other using that orange dildo and how aroused she already was the slender girl was plenty warmed up.

"Oi. Don't teach her weird stuff." Naruto protested again, without much energy. He had a feeling it was too late to say anything, and he turned out to be right when Hanabi pushed herself up onto all fours so she could back back against Hinata's pounding digits.

"H-Hai! Onii-chan, p-please use the hole between my legs!"

The blonde quirked an eyebrow and slowly clambered up to his feet.

"What happened to you being shy?"

"I want you to violate my pussy and make me into a woman!"

"Oi! Don't just pretend I didn't say anything!"

"N-Naruto-kun... h-hurry up and d-do Hanabi-chan s-so we have time to do it too." Hinata panted, moving over to make room for him on the bed.

Well, here he was again. In a morally dubious sexual setting - and not exactly through his own fault. It was certainly a recurring scenario over the last few months and not only had he not once managed to abstain from abject indecency, but every time he found himself in a situation like this it became easier to give in to temptation.

But he'd already cum once, so he could just leave, right?

Things didn't need to get any more debaucherous than they already had, right?

He was sated, right?

'More like, I've already cum once so why stop now?' Naruto concluded, skirting around the bed and plopping down next to the two sisters. The sudden addition of his weight made Hinata's entire body jiggle, shaking her frame like a cup of jello from her chubby belly to her thick thighs and flopping titties, and he eyed her with a perverted smirk.

"You just wanna get Hanabi-chan's first time over with, huh?"

"W-Well... n-no, h-her first time is precious..." Hinata blushed, the way she rubbed her thighs together impatiently betraying what she really wanted.

"Ah!"

Hanabi squeaked as Naruto wrapped his arms around her chest from behind her and spun her around to face the other girl.

"You don't have to just watch, -ttebayo."

He reached out to grab a handful of Hinata's doughy ass, kneading the squishy flesh for a second before moving his hands to Hanabi's body so he could massage her small tits..

"Mnn! Wh-What should I do?" Hinata asked, chewing her lip jealously at the sight of her sister being groped.

"Lie back."

She did, and Naruto couldn't help but admire her; mountainous mammaries cascading down the sides of her ribs, thunderous thighs instinctively splaying open, and of course her swollen pussy - red and sticky with arousal. He took Hanabi's long hair in one hand giving her a makeshift pony tail and then flattened a a hand on her back, guiding her down until she was face-to-face with Hinata's sopping cunt.

"Onee-chan..." Hanabi's mouth actually watered from the scent that was fogging up her head.

"Now, just enjoy yourself while you wait your turn." Naruto gave the heiress a rude grin, already lining himself up with Hanabi's slit.

"B-But me and Hanabi-chan h-haven't actually - ee!" Hinata gasped when her sister eagerly dove into her pussy, slipping her tongue into the soft folds with a delighted moan. "H-H-Hanabi-chan!"

'Oh. There's the embarrassed Hinata.' Naruto mused, piercing Hanabi's puffy mound and sinking all the way into her twat.

"Th-This is t-t-too dirty!"

Her shameful cries seemed to fall on deaf ears though, perhaps literally considering her thick thighs were smushed into the sides of Hanabi's head due to the fact that she had reflexively tried to close her legs. Either way the younger girl was enthusiastic in her ministrations, noisily slurping Hinata's labia while she nodded her head up and down to swipe her tongue over the slick flesh. Her inexperience shone through again as she spilled no shortage of spit and pussy juice - as well as cum, the load that Naruto put on her face becoming rehydrated and adding to the absolute mess she was making of Hinata's crotch.

It was pretty dirty, even by the blonde's standards, and he finally began pumping in and out of Hanabi causing her to squeak into her sister's snatch.

Pap! "Hnn!"

Pap! "Mmn!"

Pap! "Hnn!"

Pap! "Hmn!"

Each thrust saw his hips clapping against her small booty with a fleshy smack, making her firm cheeks wobble ever so slightly and getting another high-pitched moan out of her.

"Hah... Hinata-chan... your sister's pussy feels - un - great." Naruto called out with a mischievous lilt to his voice. "What about her mouth, -ttebayo?"

"N-N... i-i-it's - sh-she... I-I - wh- nn!"

His devious grin widened at the malfuctioning Hyuuga, and he leaned forward over Hanabi to get closer to her, forcing the younger girl to flatten against the bed.

'This is kinda nostalgic, -ttebayo.' He thought excitedly.

It felt like forever since Hinata had stuttered this bad, and seeing the heiress reduced to such a helpless, timid state while she got her candy licked stoked the little flame in his gut.

"Come on... she's doing such a good job! I bet it feels good, right?" He teased, vaguely aware that he was emulating Mebuki's behavior. "Just let it out, -ttebayo... cum."

"N... No - th-that's..."

"Being stubborn, huh? What is it? One mouth not good enough?"

Naruto slipped out of Hanabi and nudged her over so he could lay down beside her after pushing one of Hinata's legs to the side to make room for himself.

"How greedy..."

"W-Wait, Na-Na-Naruto-kun!" Hinata gasped as he planted his mouth on her inner thigh, kissing the pudgy flesh for a moment before drawing a wet trail with his tongue toward her slit. It was definitely cramped between her legs with two whole noggins crammed into the private space but Naruto simply tilted his face to the side and moved lower, letting Hanabi suck Hinata's clit while he lapped at her entrance. He gave her other hole some love too, flicking up and down with broad strokes to lather up both her pussy and asshole with spit.

"Nnnah!"

The added rimming seemed to finally push her over the edge and Naruto had to clench his eyes as Hinata started spraying her juices in his face like a jacuzzi jet. Most of it hit him square in the nose while Hanabi was fortunate enough to catch the bulk of her share with her mouth, happily swallowing the tangy nectar as fast as it came. When her twitching vagina finally stopped spitting its stuff the two of them didn't even give her time to come down, quickly licking up her thighs, folds, ass, and even pubes - greedily cleaning every last inch of her that her precious nectar had managed to coat.

Naruto sat back on his knees with a deep inhale and then gave Hanabi a swift swat on her butt.

Smack!

"Yosh! Move up, Hanabi-chan!"

She was reluctant to abandon her sister's tasty pussy so he spanked her again, this time tugging on her hair as well to pull her away from Hinata's crotch.

"Ehhh... Onii-chan no baka..." Hanabi complained weakly, swaying her posterior side-to-side as if trying to entice him into hitting it again. Instead he caressed it gently, his palms rubbing soothing circles in the red flesh and his fingertips adventuring between her cheeks to pet her tight ring.

"C'mon... give your onee-chan a kiss."

"Huh... k-kiss..." Hinata mumbled in a daze, still riding the endorphins of her orgasm.

Hanabi's eyes lit up at the notion of sharing a smooch with her sibling and she rose up to crawl on top of Hinata.

"Hnn... Hanabi... cha-"

Even though he'd seen a similar - and perhaps naughtier kiss between Sakura and Mebuki, the sight of Hanabi taking her sister's face in her hands while she poured herself into her lips still made his breath hitch in his throat.

'Fuck... that's hot...'

From where he was seated he also had a pretty particular view of their swollen pussies squishing together, an idle stream of their combined fluids seeping down Hinata's slit and into the bed. After staring for a good few seconds he crawled forward to join them. He slipped his cock back into Hanabi easily, driving into her sopping cunt and pulling right back out to set a rapid pace. With Hinata right below her his hanging nuts clapped against her mound every time to thrusted into the brunette, making them moan into each other's mouths as they kissed.

Surprisingly that little bit of stimulation brought the heiress over the edge again, and the ensuing mist of warm pussy juice that she doused Naruto's balls with had him feeling that telltale tingle as well.

"Ah shit..." Naruto let out a loud moan as he started slinging ropes into Hanabi's tunnel, rapidly stuffing the slender girl's womb with semen until the overflow actually made him pop out. Without looking he guided his pulsing tip back in a little too low, getting a muffled cry out of Hinata when she felt him spill a hot, creamy wad of spunk into her hole. He packed her pussy to its limit pretty quickly too, and pulled out of her with a lewd thought in mind.

"Y'know what..."

Just then the door slid all the way open to reveal none other than Hyuuga Neji.

Standing there.

Still.

Watching as Naruto sawed his stiff meat between the Hyuuga girls' navels while they made out so he could squirt his creamy batter all over their bellies. The excess spilled out down Hinata's sides and a bunch of it even managed to shoot up into her squishy, sweaty cleavage, where it got sloshed around by Hanaib's much flatter chest.

Mind you, he did not want to see any of this but the shock had gripped him so thoroughly that he froze in place for a few, horrible seconds.

They were not supposed to be here!

Hiashi had explicitly told him that Hinata was not present!

It was only for that reason that he'd accepted the man's request to come and make sure that her window wasn't left open, on such a rainy day.

Instead he was greeted to the sight of Naruto sinking his dick into Hanabi's ass while she ate -

Neji finally gained the sense to close the door, slamming it shut with enough force to crack the frame.

"I saw nothing. I saw nothing. I saw nothing..."

The little mantra almost worked but then an image popped into his mind of Hinata's moaning face with Hanabi's lips on her neck and Naruto's -

CRACK!

For the rest of the week there were no shortage of curious Hyuuga gossiping about why there was huge, Neji-shaped dent in one of the compound's hallways.

Omake #14: (Meta, Non-Canon)

In an alternate reality, where a couple of light-haired men never tutored a certain blonde-haired boy...

He was here at last.

Inside the legendary crypt - a place thought to be mere myth, and the one he'd sought for most of his life.

He'd spent his years fantasizing about what riches it held; golden goblets, copious coins or troves of ancient treasure. Perhaps a scroll with the knowledge to defy death or a blade capable of rending reality.

His imagination had run wild!

"Huhhhhhhhhh..."

But before him laid only a single pedestal, cracked and decrepit and boring. He could spot a single sheet of papyrus resting on its mantle and the sight had him groaning like a dehydrated zombie.

"Twenty years for this... uuuuuuuuuuu..."

Still, of course he was going to check it.

There remained a tiny, coping fraction of his brain that prayed it held some kind of impossible, universal secret.

He stalked up to the paper and snatched it off its display, squinting his eyes so he could read the faded penmanship.

"Hmm... 'THE COMPREHENSIVE COHESION OF FORBIDDEN SYNONYMS'... whatever the hell that means, lets see...

...sausage, pickle, peter - huh? Shlong, weenie, willy...

Would it have killed 'em to at least put these in alphabetical order, -ttebayo?

...tool, wang, knob, anaconda - Orochi-teme?! Er...

...peen, organ, dong... weapon.

Is this some kinda fuckin' code?"

He clapped a hand over his face in aggravation and the wind from the motion caused the papyrus to fold over in his grasp.

"Oh, there's more on the back. So...

...beef curtains, cooter, coochie, beaver...

Kuso! This isn't any less confusing than the front side dattebayo!

...fanny, axe wound? Sugar walls, sausage wallet... agh, come on now they're showing up in pairs?!

...muff, honey pot, flower... penis fly trap?"

It was all gibberish!

"Fuck this, fuck you, and fuck off." Naruto crumpled the prehistoric paper and tossed it over his shoulder.

And so, after a life-long hunt, the young blonde's days of treasure hunting came to a close without a single score.

"Turns out treasure hunting's bullshit, -ttebayo. Time to go lose my virginity!"

Author's Notes: Fun chap. Next part is Chouka (Chouji's mom, chose name myself since apparently Kishimoto never named her), will be up this Saturday (March 4th).

(Re):

eniox27: Shion confirmed, Koyuki and Fubuki (I think is her name? too lazy to check my list rn) both coming up pretty soon. Also Neji's suffering is still not quite over... ღ

Gammagyro: Rasengan vibrator, huh? Interesting, also appreciate all of the premise ideas, always good food for thought. Safety and care to you too. ღ

honter11: That trio could happen at some point, probably not for a while though. The list of upcoming chaps is very long! But like I said Ino's is soon and I'll make sure it's a good one. ღ