Author's Notes: My whole life I thought it was Akamichi. Baka mitai.

Special Thanks: Naruhina 123, for suggesting the use of Calorie Control.

CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:

-BBW-

-Bimbo/Unrealistic Proportions-

-Cheating-

-Fauxcest-

-Incest-

Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.

Enjoy your citrus!


Akimichi Chouka

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Friday night, at the Akimichi Main House...

"Puaaah! I am stuffed!"

A mountainous man slammed his empty mug down on the dinner table, rattling all of the dozens of different plates and bowls that were scattered across its wooden surface. Each one held something different, and whether it was sour pork or beef teriyaki, roasted veggies or a thick, dark curry, the sheer amount of food on display was nothing short of lunacy.

And of course, one could not overlook the once-veritable skyscraper of steamed rice sitting in the middle of the table which still towered over everything else even after being reduced by half.

Naruto watched the sated clansman stand up from his chair while rubbing one of his massive mitts over his belly.

'I would be scared if you weren't full after eating that much, -ttebayo.'

With the most powerful bijuu in his gut and the unnatural virility of his clan it was needless to say that the young Uzumaki possessed quite an impressive metabolism himself, able to put away a firmly formidable amount of food.

But he clearly had absolutely nothing on the average Akimichi.

"Thanks for the food, babe! I'll be out late with Kakashi-kun and Gai-kun so don't wait up." Chouza announced, already slipping on his sandals and snatching his coat off the rack by the door. "And Chouji, Naru-bo... don't go making too much trouble for my wife." He gave a menacing glance over his shoulder at the two boys who'd both stiffened upon hearing their names.

Then, after letting the tense silence hang for a few seconds he suddenly belted out a thundering laugh that vibrated their bones even from across the room.

"Just joking. Ja ne!" He threw up a hand in farewell and stepped out into the early night, closing the door behind him even as his family bid him farewell.

"Itterasshai."

"Matane Otou-san!"

Thud!

A heavy silence settled over the three remaining people at the table as they continued to eat, the only noise coming from the occasional clinking of chopsticks against ceramic. One of the boys - a large, pudgy, near one-to-one copy of Chouza - eventually finished first, hastily scarfing down the last bits of his rice with a few noisy grunts.

"Hom, hom... hom... hmn. Thanks for the food, Kaa-chan." Chouji spoke up while still chewing, placing his utensils down neatly across his bowl. "I have a team meeting with Asuma-sensei tomorrow so I'm going to bed a bit early."

The chubby genin rubbed the back of his head and got up from the table.

"So... er, good night Naruto. Kaa-chan."

"Night." Naruto mumbled, feeling more awkward by the second.

'Oi, jii-teme, Chouji-teme... I'm supposed to be your damn guest!'

He'd been coming over to their house for dinner for years, pretty much eating with them at least once a week ever since he'd been booted from the orphanage, so it wasn't like his being here was any kind of special occasion... but it still felt a little weird when the two of them just bailed so quickly after supper.

"Don't forget to brush your teeth, dear!" Chouka called after her son as he disappeared down the hall toward his room. She let out a sigh and placed her chopsticks down as well, pushing her half-eaten meal away from herself.

"Uh... sowry..." Naruto placated her around the saucy strip of beef dangling from his mouth.

"Oh, it's alright honey. Things have just been going at a much quicker pace around here ever since Chouji-chan graduated from the academy." She put her cheek in her palm and swept her eyes across the messy dining room. "Seems they can never get out of here fast enough..."

Naruto slurped up the meat between his lips and swallowed it without even chewing, then took his chopsticks and licked them clean.

Chouka smiled warmly at the childish behavior.

"Mind if I use the bathroom?"

"Hm? Of course not! I need to clean all this up anyway so I'll see you off once you're done."

"No way, Oba-chan! I'll be fast as hell so I can help you pick everything up -ttebayo." Naruto declared, sliding out of his chair and making a dramatic show of sprinting up the stairs. He heard Chouka give a little giggle and grinned to himself, glad he could cheer her up somewhat.

It made his heart clench to see that kind of blue look on anybody's face.

''Kay... bathroom... third door on the left. Or was it on the right... wait, maybe the second door... why are there so many doors?' He wondered, striding along the upstairs hallway. His visits to the Akimichi's compound were numerous to be sure - but they only ever consisted of quick little visits for dinner, or the rare occasion when he'd be invited over for a big breakfast. He'd never even stayed more than an hour at once and, really, had only ever had to use their bathroom a handful of times over the years.

So he wasn't terribly shocked when he picked a door at random and slid it open to reveal a huge bedroom.

Actually, gargantuan might be a better word!

"Oi, oi... my whole apartment could fit into half of this damn place -ttebayo!" Naruto called out in sudden irritation as he stepped into the room. The fact that he was committing a sincere invasion of privacy didn't even register with him, he was so fixated on the disparity.

The first thing to catch his eye was the bed - that massive, silk-laden platform in the very middle of the room, looking like it just might be able to field a twenty-person orgy all on its own. After that it was the walls, lined top to bottom with shelves which themselves were sporting all manner of books and cases and by his expert estimation there were also at least fifty or so different kinds of other furniture dotting the room.

No, he wasn't exaggerating.

"That's it... it's about time I get off my ass and find a new place..." The blonde continued grumbling. "...and by that I mean beg Tsunade-chan to do it for me."

He plopped down onto the double... triple... quadruple king-size mattress, his back thumping into the satin sheets with a quiet 'whoompf'.

"Ah! Ow, what the fuck?"

Well mostly a quiet 'whoompf', alongside the mild 'clack!' of his spine trying to bend the wrong way when it came into contact with something rigid. Naruto rolled over and slid an arm around the surface of the bed, raising an eyebrow at the rectangular bump that he felt under the covers. Whatever it was it was hard and sloped, and he hung partially off the side of the bed in order to snake a hand up under the bedding.

"Hmmm... hup, aha!" After a brief struggle he pulled the thing out from under the blankets then set it down in front of himself. "A binder, huh? It's pretty big... doesn't have a cover, -ttebayo. Wonder what's inside..."

If one thing was for certain, it was that this was not his binder. And if there was another, it was that this was not his bedroom. It should also be iterated that this was not even his house.

But curiosity was a powerful vice for the blue-eyed boy and he cracked open the heavy book anyway, eagerly flinging its cover to the side so he could glimpse its contents. Right away, on the very first page he came face-to-face with an interesting discovery. It was a large photograph, taking up the entire first slot and featuring a short-haired brunette woman facing away from the camera while she jutted her ass out.

"Damn..."

He couldn't help the way the appreciative word tumbled off his lips as he started at the lady's naked booty. That thing was massive, and from the way she hefted the cheeks up with her fingers sinking so deeply into the flesh it looked to simply be fat... which didn't add up given how slim her waist appeared to be.

Naruto flipped the to the next page and blinked when he was assaulted by a collage of assholes. Well, a collage of her asshole, to be specific. There were about a dozen different shots and angles of her tight, pink ring, each one with varied lighting and visibility. In some of them he could only just see the little bumpy hole peeking out from between her thick cheeks, and in others she was pulling said cheeks apart to put everything on full display, causing her butthole to gape open a little bit.

"Th-These are some high quality pics, -ttebayo..." He rubbed a hand over his crotch in sudden discomfort, trying the readjust his swelling package as he flicked to the next page. Similar to the previous one it was littered with a multitude of shots taken from behind her - this time the focus obviously being on the woman's fat pussy. In most of them she was bent over a bed to give the camera-person an optimal view of her snatch; legs pressed together in one shot and spread wide in the next, some of them showing her tugging at her labia in order to grant a slight view into her velvety tunnel. He spent a bit longer staring at this particular set of photos, swallowing thickly as he ogled her big, squishy-looking twat. Her lips were incredibly puffy and her folds formed a long pink slit that had him throbbing painfully against his trousers.

Still, at some point he managed to move on to the next group of pictures and this time he finally got to see a full photo of the mysterious woman.

"Holy shit."

Now let it be known that Uzumaki Naruto was a devout enjoyer of the female physique in just about all of its forms - though he had his preferences like anybody else.

But looking at the thick brunette from toe to head he would hard pressed to say that she did not have the perfect figure. Starting from the bottom and working his way up he admired her hourglass frame, those wide hips and hefty thighs exaggerated by her slim waist and the clear presence of defined abs. Yet just above her belly button rested the bottom of her breasts, the huge, hanging titties seeming to be slightly bigger than Tsunade's even though they were as perky as an A cup.

Her body simply seemed impossible and to top everything off she had a slim, angular face set with a sweet, loving smile.

"No way... it's gotta be Henge or something..." Naruto whispered intensely, his eyes greedily raking over the collection of nude photos. He turned the page again with his heart thudding in his chest and his prick twitching in his boxers. There were so many pictures! And they featured the same, stacked goddess in just about any pose the young pervert could have imagined. On her back, side, knees - legs in the air or against the wall, snaps of her groping her own boobs or spreading her big pussy wide open... and the further along he got into the naughty dossier the dirtier things got. There was one pic of her slumped over in an exhausted-looking heap while a stream of cum spilled out of her holes, and another where she flashed the camera a peace sign while she stretched her mouth as wide as possible to show off the sticky load of semen clinging to her mouth and throat.

'This is a damn... jackpot, -ttebayo!' The blonde declared in his head, feeling like he'd stumbled upon some kind of treasure. He used one hand to unzip his pants and then fished his cock out with practiced ease. Even if the lady in them was just using a transformation the polaroids were too hot to not rub one out, and he took his lip between his teeth as he started to stroke himself up and down.

'I-I'll be quick... then I'll hurry back downstairs...'

A soft moan left his throat when he flicked to a picture of the woman from behind, face down in the bed and ass up in the air with a thick glaze of jizz coating every inch of her from her waist all the way down to her calves. His jerking hand picked up speed and he leaned back so he could get comfortable, his head bumping into something soft just as he started to unfold his legs.

'They even got these nice cushions on the... walls...'

All at once he froze up with a horrible shiver wracking his skeleton.

He was sat by the very edge of the bed.

Nowhere near the wall.

"Oh, my... it looks like you found my photos, Naru-chan."

Naruto craned his neck back robotically to see Chouka standing behind him with a certain smile on her lips.

...

...

...

'Her photos?!'

He was so floored by the concept that she was the person featured so heavily in the binder that he didn't even bother to try and hide his indecency. No matter what way he looked at it the Akimichi mother was rotund. For her to be the same girl...

"There's no way... how old would these have been, then?" He wondered out loud, glancing back to the photobook and leafing through until he found a picture that clearly showed the woman's face. She appeared younger than Chouka by maybe a year at best - and he figured that her face being thinner probably accounted for most of the difference.

That meant these women were nearly the same age!

"Hmm... Chouza and I took those a few months ago, now." Chouka determined, hovering over Naruto's shoulder to take a peek for herself. "Do you like them?"

He'd left himself completely open in his stunned state, so he was wholly unprepared when her arm circled around his front and her soft, chubby hand took hold of his stiff meat.

"Uhh... O-Oba-chan..." He couldn't really think of what he wanted to say - in fact it was kind of hard to think at all once she started to jerk him up and down.

"We captured most of these on the same night you know. Oh, look at this one..." She turned the page to a photo of her mid-creampie. There was a slack, flushed expression on her face as she gazed down at all of the stuff spilling out around the thick cock buried in her pussy.

"Ah, fuck..."

Naruto twitched in her grasp, unable to stop himself from bucking into her fist at the lewd sight.

"I look good there, don't I?" Chouka pointed out, her fat tits and belly pressing firmly into his back as she leaned closer to ogle herself.

"Hah, why... are there so many... p-pictures... anyway?" Naruto asked between pants.

At some point over the past few seconds his brain had skipped right over the 'We shouldn't do this!' phase to the 'Fuck it.' phase, and he decided he may as well try to sate his curiosity while he let himself enjoy the impromptu reach-around.

"It's not often I have such a voluptuous body... so Chouza always insists on getting as many shots as we can." Chouka explained, suddenly squeezing his dick a little harder. "And this isn't the only set... we've made so many other collections of him taking me every which way under the Sun... but now..." Her voice trailed off into a little melancholy sigh.

'Chouza?! Wait, no shit he'd be the one taking the pictures!' The blonde realized, doubling back into 'We shouldn't do this!' mode for a moment.

"W-Wait, we shouldn't even be... I mean... what about jii-san?"

Chouka actually snorted in his ear and the scratchy noise sent a little tingle down his side.

"What about him? He said he's going to be 'out late'... with Kakashi and Gai. Rather, I bet he's riding that filthy slut that he's been seeing." She spat disdainfully.

Both her language and tone took Naruto for an absolute mind-bending loop considering he'd never so much as heard a peep of either in the decade and a half that he'd known the jolly woman. Her bad mood didn't last very long though and she turned her head to give him a big smooch on the cheek.

"Don't worry about Chouza, honey. I just want you to focus on Oba-chan's hand. You snuck in here for a reason, right? There's more pictures, look."

She flipped to another page, revealing a whole extra slew of filthy photos and Naruto slipped once again into 'Fuck it.' territory as he raked his eyes over them. One of her on her back, the camera affording a top down view of the thick, bulging outline in her throat created by the meaty cock she was swallowing. Then a different one, showing her laying on her shoulder blades and taking advantage of her slim waist to curl her lower body up so that the creampie in her cunt was able to spill straight down into her own mouth.

There was even a gag pic of her on her knees, looking at the camera hungrily while she pretended to blow a drumstick.

Oddly enough that was the one that really made Naruto's nuts tighten.

"Yeah... fuck, you're hot..." He breathed, laying all the way back against her while she rubbed him up and down. "But I didn't really... 'sneak' in here. I just forgot... which door was the bathroom, -ttebayo."

"Really?" Chouka brought her hand up to her face and gave her palm a few, good licks before dropping it back down to stroke his dick some more. "And that's why you got up on Oba-chan's bed, took out her pictures, and started playing with your little stiff soldier?"

Well.

He didn't exactly appreciate the way she described his johnson but he was utterly caught there. There really wasn't a singular legitimate reason why he couldn't have turned around the very instant he'd noticed that he opened the wrong door.

"I... It's not like I knew they were yours." He defended himself, his cheeks turning red in sudden embarrassment.

"Mhm... and now that you know, does it change anything?" She whispered right into his ear with her tongue sliding out to lap at his lobe. "Now that you know you were playing with yourself while looking at your Oba-chan's private pictures... oh! You're growing even bigger..."

"N-Not really..."

Naruto's tip was dribbling with drop after drop of precum at this point, each bead of the silky fluid getting quickly spread over his shaft by Chouka's sliding palm and making her handjob get progressively noisier.

Chlik,

chlik,

chlik,

chlik...

His lidded eyes landed on yet another of the pictures in the binder - this one of the woman smiling at the camera while she fingered her own ass. Instead of appreciating the dirty act though, he stared, hard, at her mouth.

'It really is Oba-chan, -ttebayo...'

Her face was a whole lot slimmer and her eyes even seemed to have a slightly different shape, but that cheery upturn of her lips was so dead on that it couldn't possibly be anyone else.

It's not that he thought she was lying when she claimed it was her, it was just...

"Haah, ha-nn... how... y'know... did you look like that?" He asked bluntly, returning his attention to her fat ass and thin waist. She felt him pulse in her hand and slowed down a little bit, taking a moment to drag her fingers up his cock and tease his glans.

"After all this time, don't tell me you still don't know about our clan's techniques." Chouka's tone turned admonishing as she squished his head between her fingertips.

"Y-You mean that one where you - ah! - become a ball? Or that other one... where you double in... size..." Naruto trailed off between pants and moans, feeling his orgasm beginning to mount in the form of an excited heat that pooled at the base of his rod.

Chouka made an amused little noise in the back of her throat and flipped the binder to the next page.

"I'm talking about kinjutsu, Naru-chan. One special to the Akimichi..." She pointed to one of the newly revealed pictures, drawing the blonde's eye to an absolutely ripped man sitting nude in a chair. He looked kind of like Chouka - in that his body made no sense.

A slim waist, cut abs, pecs big enough to be mistaken for tits from the wrong angle... he was a prototypical hunk.

Even Maito Gai - by far the most physically gifted shinobi in all of Konoha, did not have a physique anywhere near the man in the photo.

And to round out the unrealistic body standard he even had a fat brick in his lap standing up at least ten inches in the air.

'What did Ino-chan call these types of guys... a himbo?'

"Everyone knows the Akimichi tend to run a bit thick," Chouka resumed her explanation, as well as her stroking. "but we aren't just overweight for a love of food. We have the ability to stockpile calories and turn them into pure chakra... so it's important for us to actually maintain a high body fat percentage." She pointed now to a shot that once again featured her, kneeling next to her clansman and cradling his cock in her hands. "Because activating the technique for even just a few minutes consumes an immense amount of it."

"Shit... that's crazy. And look at Jii-san. Always knew he was jacked under all that insulation, -ttebayo..."

"Jii-san? That's Chouji-chan, dear."

...

...

...

One name.

That was all it took to short circuit Naruto's brain again as he gazed blankly at the images.

After all, in the very one she was pointing to the guy was stood in the buff with his massive dick resting in her hands.

And that image was so much tamer than the other ones his eyes ended up wandering to.

"Oh, you've gone all stiff. Don't tell me you're caught up on something so silly!" Chouka cooed into his ear, bringing her other hand over to cup his balls.

"S-Silly? You're touching Chou-kun's... O-Oi! You're licking it in this one dattebayo!" Naruto interrupted himself when he suddenly spotted a snapshot of the curvy woman tongueing her supposed son's rod.

"Naru-chan... don't you know why all of Konoha's strongest clans are so powerful?"

He wasn't sure if now was exactly the right time for a pop quiz, but he mumbled out a random guess anyway while staring at a picture of Chouji cumming on his mom's face.

"Doujutsu...?"

"Because they're purebred."

The last word put a hitch in his breath and some certain scenery in his head, and he grunted shamefully as he bucked into Chouka's hand.

"So what... y-you're trying to have Chou-kun knock you up here?" He asked bluntly, his blue orbs scanning over the rest of the page.

"Hah! What a filthy mind you have!" The older woman joked with a dramatic gasp. "No, no... this was just some familial affection."

"Familial affection?!" He gawked, looking now at a photo of Chouji laying down with his head on Chouka's lap, suckling on one of her massive titties from below while she tended to his rigid meat.

"Mmm. Chouji-chan had just tried going out with a girl for the first time... but once they got busy he was a little premature and their relationship ended before it even started." Chouka said with a sympathetic sigh. "Poor boy... he was so distraught. But the only way to handle these kinds of things is to practice..."

She moved one hand to flip to the next set of pictures then returned to Naruto's junk, still tugging him up and down while she massaged his sack.

"So we practiced, and practiced... mmn..."

His eyes widened into mini oceans at the next group of pics.

Cowgirl, doggy, missionary, sixty-nine, anal...

There were shots of her fucking her son a hundred and one ways from Sunday - as well as accompanying pictures of the aftermath.

"Fuck, that's so wrong!" Naruto asserted, unable to look away from the perverted imagery despite condemning it.

"Oh come now, I already told you we weren't trying to conceive, dear. We used a chakra contraceptive afterward."

Contraceptive?!

He was more concerned with the fact that he was looking at a whole slew of pictures showing his childhood friend Chouji, shooting what looked like multiple loads into each one of his own mother's holes!

"You're... insane - ah!" His head lolled back onto Chouka's shoulder when he felt his own load suddenly bubble up his shaft and start to squirt out of his tip. The first rope took them both by surprise, flying straight up into the air and raining down on them in a messy little coil.

"Hm, look at you getting all excited..." Chouka cooed, switching from elbow movement to wrist movement so she could rhythmically pump his bulging meat. "You don't have to be jealous Naru-chan. Oba-chan is always happy to give you some love, too."

Naruto let out a deep moan as he shot volley after volley of spunk, the hot, gooey stuff launching out of his dick like an artillery cannon and splattering down over his lap and the surrounding bed, painting the binder pages with his stuff... more than half of the incestuous photos became completely obscured by a thick coating of his semen .

She simply knew what she was doing - rolling her wrist around to stroke his twitching shaft in perfect sync with his shots all while her other hand gently cupped and kneaded his nuts to ensure as much of his batter as possible vacated the premises.

"There you go baby... let it all out... what a good boy."

Her motherly tone and encouraging words did a trick on him too, making him pant with pleasure and fling a couple extra lines of sperm right after he thought he was done.

"Oh, such a mess..." Chouka smiled at the creamy webs of cum he'd sprayed all over her bed. "Did you enjoy Oba-chan's hand that much?"

Naruto didn't quite have the breath to reply, simply resting the back of his head on one of her tits while he recovered from her skillful milking.

"Or was it the pictures that excited you?"

He suddenly had enough breath to reply.

"N-N-No, I m-mean..." Naruto stuttered, sitting straight up and glancing away shamefully. He didn't think it was hot that his oba-chan was apparently promiscuous! Nor did he get turned on, seeing a ripped version of his childhood friend use his oversized pipe to pump his own mother full of cream!

And no, he certainly didn't find himself aroused at how casually Chouka showed him all of this!

He suddenly brought his hands to lap to cover his stiff cock.

'The hell?! It didn't even go down!'

"Shh, shh, Naru-chan... it's a perfectly natural reaction." Chouka soothed him with a palm sifting through his locks and her other hand prying his hands away from his junk so she could once again wrap her fingers around his now-sticky meat. "But since you seem to like them so much, I'll make you a bet..."

'Bet? Wait, is she gonna call Chouji in here right now?!'

She was going to reenact the photos right in front of him!

It was too lewd!

Too indecent!

It made his dick throb and his stomach lurch, and Naruto blushed up to the roots of his hair at the thought.

"If you can control yourself longer than me, I'll perform the technique for you."

"Huh?"

"It's taken me months of carbo-loading to get back to my usual self, but if its a special treat for Naru-chan then I guess I wouldn't mind burning some of it." She planted a noisy smooch on his temple, then backed up and used her hold on his head to make him look her in the eyes. "But only if you win the bet!"

Oh.

She was just talking about letting him see her transformation this whole time.

For some reason he was kind of disappointed.

"I'm not going to make it easy on you either... lay back for me, dear." Chouka slid away herself then lifted her knees one by one in order to roll her pants down. Naruto crawled along the blankets until he found a spot that wasn't damp and dropped down onto his back before taking his trousers off as well. His confusing disappointment notwithstanding he was still solid, and the prospect of getting to fuck the goddess from the binder was more than enough for him to go along with her bet.

"Uh... so what are we doing, exactly?" He asked, idly stroking himself while he watched Chouka peel her panties off. They were positively drenched and the pink fabric left behind a whole mess of glossy fluid as she tugged it away from her pussy.

His oba-chan's pussy.

A woman who'd been there for him for almost as long as he could remember.

He should be weirded out, disgusted, appalled!

...but all he really was was stiff.

Naruto swallowed thickly, eyes drinking in the sight of Chouka's sloppy-looking snatch.

'I didn't realize she got so wet, just from jerking me off...'

"All you need to do is lay back, enjoy Oba-chan's mouth... and not get too excited..." She offered simply as she shuffled toward him on all fours. She kept going until she was hovering over his crotch, causing his knuckles to graze her chubby cheek.

"So I need to last longer than you, huh?" Naruto asked, letting go of his dick so Chouka could grab it instead. "That seems kinda unfair, -ttebayo... if you're using your mouth..."

"I have thousands of calories on the line, hon. If you want to see your oba-chan as a bimbo you're going to have to earn it."

The tubby woman gave him an uncharacteristically challenging smirk then stuck her tongue out to lap at his nuts.

"Shit! J-Just starting out of nowhere... ah, fuck..."

She was only licking his sack yet he was already having to concentrate to stop his hips from bucking instinctively - and it didn't help when he saw her thread a hand through her fat legs to start petting herself.

'Th-This is gonna be tough...'

He laid his head all the way back on the bed to deny himself any further visual stimulation as she licked her way up his shaft. Once she was at the top she swallowed his swollen tip and wrapped her soft lips around him tightly before sinking back down to his base. His cock snugged into her neck so easily he almost didn't realize she was deepthroating him until she rose up with her tongue pressing along the underside of his pipe, sending a euphoric tingle right up his spine.

This time he couldn't help himself, thrusting up into Chouka's slippery mouth with another moan.

"Haah, Kami you're good, Oba-chan!"

Chouka simply hummed in response and the added pleasure of the vibration had the blonde wincing in pleasure.

'C-Come on... I can't afford to lose this!' Naruto hyped himself up. There was too much at stake!

But whatever mental fortitude he tried to muster up seemed to be only a feeble shield against his oba-chan's sucking, slurping, slobbering mouth. Her head was bobbing in his lap so energetically, bouncing up and down all the way on his meat with her chin softly poking his balls at the bottom and his glans actually scraping her bottom lip at the top. Most people didn't or couldn't opt for such a technique since it meant going through the discomfort of having their throat penetrated over and over but the hefty Akimichi was gulping his cock just as easily as she might a bundle of noodles, or a piece of pork.

And even though he couldn't see her big, puffy pussy he could certainly still hear it being plundered by her pounding fingers, slipping and sliding in and out of her sloppy hole in a noisy cacophony of slick squelching. Combined with the gluck... gluck... gluck of her blowjob he knew he wouldn't last very long at this rate.

'Sh... Shit... fuck, it feels so good...'

Against his better judgement Naruto propped himself on his elbows to take a good look at Chouka and the sight made him bite his lip needily. Her face was flushed and slack, her lips were glossy with spit, and of course there was a warm curtain of the same stuff sliding down his prick. And after tilting his head to the side he was able to get an angle of her hand between her chubby thighs, shaking wildly as she finger-fucked her sopping cunt.

He felt that heat at his base again and, for a moment, wondered why the hell he was even trying to resist it.

'N-No! You can get a blowjob any time, idiot! But seeing Oba-chan the way she was in that binder...'

The concept helped steel his resolve, but it didn't change the fact that his nuts were tightening and his dick was starting to bulge.

'Tt... I'm gonna have to play dirty!'

Poof!

A nude clone popped into existence behind Chouka and gave his boss a deadly serious salute before diving into the chubby woman's backside.

"Hmn?!" Chouka pulled off of Naruto's staff with a confused moan when she suddenly felt a pair of hands sink into her big, doughy ass. They pulled her cheeks apart brazenly and then she felt a mouth attach itself to her pussy, lapping at every inch of flesh from her gooch to her fingers that were still buried in her tunnel. "Na-Naru-chan!"

Hearing her whine while she got her slit licked stoked the fire in Naruto's belly and he got up onto his knees so he could hobble a little closer.

"Oh! Th-This is cheating!" Chouka protested as he smacked her plump booty. "I... I'm going to have to disqualify you!"

'Ack! It backfired instantly!' The blonde dismayed in his head. If he hadn't tried to make her cum first he would have lost anyway, but he didn't think she would blow up his scheme so readily.

Regardless, contrary to his earlier thoughts it wasn't exactly the end of the world. She was still on her hands and knees with her fat ass wobbling from his ministrations and her dripping kitty soaking the blankets... and he was still rigid.

"Hmm... so I guess I'm not getting my prize then, -ttebayo."

Naruto slid a palm down to her hip and shoved, rolling her onto her back and getting an annoyed grunt out of his bunshin when it was toppled over by her legs.

"Oi, wa-"

Poof!

The short-lived clone didn't even get to voice its complaint, popping right back out of existence only moments after being born.

"That's fine. You're perfect just like this, Oba-chan."

Something in his voice was huskier than usual as he lowered himself over the portly woman, making all of the little hairs on her body stand up with anticipation.

"Honey, I-I never said - mpf!"

She was cut off by a firm peck on the lips and Naruto's tongue slinking straight into her mouth while he used his knees to spread her legs apart. He kept going until her massive thighs splayed all the way to the sides, then lined up his tip with her folds.

"Mmmuah! Haah... Naru-chan..."

Chouka was gazing up at him through lidded eyes, making his stomach flutter, and the way his name sounded coming from her wet, panting mouth did something else to him too. She was lying under him, nude from the waist down and entirely welcoming as he slipped his tip past her folds... he'd never seen her like this, of course, nor had he ever even thought of her in any kind of sexual context whatsoever.

She was the closest thing he had to mother, after all.

'Why does that just make me want her more...' Naruto wondered shamefully, swooping back down to plant another heated kiss on her lips as he sank into her pussy. He shouldn't want to at all, yet when she suddenly walked in on him masturbating to her photos he had let her jerk his meat without a second thought. Despite knowing that it was wrong all he'd actually felt - and still felt right now - was comfortable. She was simply someone he loved and that affection made him want to please her.

And fuck her.

"Paah... ah, your pussy feels great... Oba-chan." Naruto breathed into the side of Chouka's neck after surfacing from their seconds-long smooch. He rolled his hips over her pelvis to steadily piston his pipe in and out of her swollen twat, the constant motion causing her thighs, belly, and tits to jiggle animatedly. Having already been on the verge of cumming in her mouth he wasn't particularly surprised when the lewd sight reignited that fire in the base of his cock.

"Oh, you silly boy... taking me like this." Chouka brought one hand to cradle the back of his head tenderly while her other slid down along his back to massage his ass. "I was only teasing you about... goodness!" She trailed off with a startled exclamation, feeling his dick start to bulge and twitch against her walls at the same time that Naruto's thrusts became erratic.

He'd only just put it in and he was already about to fill her up!

Clap!

Clap!

Clap!

Clap, Clap, CLAP!

"Fuck, Oba... chan!" Naruto let out a strained grunt and gave her one last thrust, burying his staff as deep in her chubby pussy as he could just before he started to shoot his load.

"It's okay Naru-chan... let it out... empty all of your stuff inside Oba-chan..." Her soothing voice once again showering him with encouragement was entirely effective as he sprayed her insides with jizz, making his cock pulse and squirt out rope after rope after rope of molten batter. The hot cream flooded her womb quickly then overflowed out of her tunnel and down into her asscrack where it gave her tight hole a sticky glaze and, of course, formed a little lake on the bedding.

Once his orgasm finally tapered off Naruto sucked in a rib-cracking breath and fell over onto his side, sliding an eye open to admire the mess he'd made of his oba-chan's pussy.

"You did such a good job, Naru-chan! My belly is positively packed." Chouka spoke up cheerfully, poking her round stomach as if to suggest its size was entirely because of all the semen he'd just put in her. He traced his gaze from her sloppy cunt up to her smiling face and rolled over to face the other way, the realization of what he did dawning on him.

Or rather, the realization that he already wanted to do it again.

"Hey, don't turn away from me."

This time she was the one who rolled him over, putting him onto his back so she could climb on top of him.

Naruto clenched his eyes with a heavy blush blooming on his as she sawed her velvety folds into his package.

"Like I was telling you - I was only teasing you." She said, pulling her shirt up and unclasping her bra. "I'm going to show you, so don't be upset, Naru-chan. You know Oba-chan can't take it when you're upset with her."

"I'm not upset, -ttebayo!" Naruto yelled in embarrassment. It was bad enough that she was rubbing her creampie-filled hole on his meat while she talked, but for some reason the way she was talking to him had him swelling up even more than the physical stimulation.

"Shh, shh, shh... good boys don't raise their voice." Chouka murmured, taking one of her huge titties and leaning down to press the nipple against his lips. "They lay still and let Mommy take care of them."

In hindsight he would try to rationalize that it was shock which made him open his mouth, and not the burning, rolling pit of desire in his gut caused by the sudden escalation of kinky talk. Either way - he did, and Chouka rubbed a hand down the side of his face lovingly while he began sucking on her stiff, pink nub.

"That's better. Now... I'm going to change for you, so close your eyes Naru-chan."

The blonde obeyed, his eyelids sliding closed and shielding him from the ensuing flash of bright light. It only lasted for an instant and after it faded he opened back up to the familiar sight of that impossible figure; massive hanging breasts, thighs bigger than his torso, and an ass thick enough to stop a bullet. All while her waist, sides, belly, and pretty much everywhere else had slimmed down to the point of absurdity, creating a juxtaposition that made the rest of her look even fatter. Her figure was the very same as in the photos.

Except for the huge, brilliant purple wings that were emitting from her back, spreading wide and casting out a soft violet glow over the room.

"Wha d' 'ell'e dothe?" Naruto asked in bewilderment, his question barely intelligible around her nipple.

"It's Mommy's love for you..." Chouka sounded slightly dizzy and she looked it too, swaying backwards while she reached her hands up to squeeze her own tits. They were so big that she was able to sit nearly all the way up without her areola even leaving his mouth. "These wings burned away... every part of me that Naru-chan doesn't need."

He might have been confused by how she was talking, and acting, if it weren't for the fact that he could feel how soaking wet she was in his lap, her silky slit seeping a surplus of her nectar and his previous load all over his junk.

She clearly got off on taking her usual doting, caring personality to the extreme.

"So don't be jealous of Chouji-chan... because Mommy has enough love for both of you." Chouka breathed, gazing down at him with improper lust and finally guiding his cock back into her gooey passage. The two of them shared a long moan when she slowly sank onto his pole.

'Who woulda thought... Chouka-obachan could make a face like that...' Naruto mused in a daze. His eyes were oddly enough glued to hers even though he had a rare opportunity to ogle a woman with her unreal proportions. But her expression was such a mixture of maternal affection and carnal desire that he couldn't bring himself to look anywhere else, so he settled for simply enjoying her enjoying her bimbo body with his hands, running them up her huge, stupidly soft thighs to forcefully grip her hips while she began bouncing on his meat. Each time she rose up her whole squishy frame seemed to stretch vertically for a moment before she came clopping back down, her massive ass slapping into his legs with a wobbly recoil while her oversized melons crashed into her own belly - rippling and smacking together like a pair of asscheeks.

It was obscene, quite frankly, and the loud sound of her tits clapping against each other eventually managed to draw his gaze away from her lewd expression.

"Shit... I can't be-lieve Chou-kun... got t-to fuck you like this..." Naruto commented with a few hitches of pleasure breaking up his speech. Obviously the idea of the two Akimichi having sex was wrong by default, but for some reason the added layer of Chouka transforming herself just to let her son stuff her holes seemed extra naughty to him.

"I wanted him - mn! - to enjoy his practice... as much as possible... Oh, he was so cute, blushing and stuttering when I took him in my mouth..." Chouka started wistfully, sounding as though she were recalling some ancient, precious memory even though she said herself that the pictures were only from a few months ago. "Haa-ahn! He was such a good boy, plugging all of Mommy's holes exactly how she told him to!" Her voice rose a few octaves and she picked up the pace, beginning to practically jump up and down on his stiff meat like she was riding a bicycle on the world's bumpiest street.

Clop,

Clop,

Clop!

She slammed onto him one final time with a deep, bassy moan as she finally came, her cunt convulsing around his shaft wildly while her fat body was set into a manic jiggle by the arcs of pleasure radiating out from her pussy. Her hot, squirting juices doused Naruto's prick in droves, eventually forcing him to pop right out of her twat. Eager to regain some stimulation he tried blindly thrusting back up into her at the same time that she sawed her spitting snatch into his lap, resulting in him driving all the way up into her other hole.

"O-Oba-chan!"

Apparently he was the only one at all surprised by the abrupt development since Chouka simply reacted by dropping a hand to rub her clit while she resumed bouncing on his staff. Much like Hitomi her asshole was tight and snug, but somehow so elastic and Naruto's head fell back into the bed as his third load raced its way up his dick. Shooting, slinging, spraying, his bulging meat twitched and twitched inside of her butt, firing so much spunk into the tiny passage that he the pressure actually forced out of her body for the second time.

"That's not right, Naru-chan! You need to put it all inside of me!" Chouka chastised him, sounding genuinely upset at the few errant ropes that he launched onto the bed. She reached down to hastily stuff his squirting pipe back into her twat, making sure to slide all the way down on him so that his stuff didn't have anywhere to go other than her thirsty womb.

Which was already full by the way, the cramped space unable to accept any more batter no matter how much more of it he tried to fling up into her tunnel.

The ensuing overflow created on absolute hell of a mess, and Naruto took a dramatic inhale once he was done pouring his semen into the cooing woman.

"So much excess... how wonderful." The Akimichi woman showered him with praise, stooping down to try and give him a happy kiss but ultimately failing due to her absurdly fat tits keeping them apart.

"Hmph..."

Her wings flared up behind her back and Naruto gawked as he saw her body morph in real time, her breasts shrinking to half their size and the fat moving to tack on to her butt, making the gargantuan glutes even more massive.

'She can do that too?!'

With her boobs no longer in the way Chouka leaned close to place her lips on his forehead, pulling back after a few seconds with an exaggerated 'muah!'.

"You did such a good job, Naru-chan... just like Chouji-chan."

She sighed a little melancholic sigh, reminding him of how put out she'd been at dinner.

"He's so distant now... I should have savored that closeness more..."

An idea popped into the blonde's head, and after taking a moment to steal himself he struggled up onto his elbows with a thick blush.

"Then... why don't you... practice with him again." Naruto stated through a couple of awkward pauses. He knew what he suggesting, and he knew the stance he was supposed to have on it.

Yet he'd seen Sakura and Mebuki together more than once, sharing hot, passionate kisses with both pairs of lips at the same time - and more recently he'd been with Hinata and Hanabi, the two sisters possessing so much love for each other that it seemed the only way for them to express it was through sexual intimacy.

And of course, in that binder, he couldn't say it looked like Chouka and Chouji were having anything other than a great time.

"Again? It was only meant to be a one-time occasion, but..." Chouka started to grind both of her sloppy holes along the underside of his shaft, from the top of her puffy pussy all the way until her sticky ring scraped over his glans. "...Chouji-chan enjoyed himself so much! You're right, it would be cruel not to let him have me at least once more..."

Her words almost turned Naruto on as much as her grinding, and he reached around to fondle her plump ass while she reached down to line him up with her cunt.

'M... Maybe I really was being a prude, -ttebayo...' He considered, thinking back to his encounter with Tsume. It was a trifling thing, just some offhand little comment she'd made before sending him on his way, but it had always stuck with him and now he was thinking that maybe it was because she'd been right.

'But not anymore dattebayo! From now on, Uzumaki Naruto is going to fully embrace his sexual desires!' He declared as he speared his cock back up into his oba-chan's overstuffed pussy.

In Hi no Kuni,

in Tsuchi no Kuni,

in The Village Hidden in the Clouds and the One tucked away in the Mist,

Deep within The Land of Snow and even abreast the rolling dunes of Suna -

all across the globe there were at least a hundred people that shared a simultaneous sneeze... and a simultaneous thought, afterward.

"Must have been the wind..."


Omake #15: (Mild 4th Wall Break)

Sakura shifted around on her stool in discomfort while her boyfriend rambled about something.

Something!

She wasn't too sure what, considering she couldn't hear anything over her own heartbeat thudding away in her ears.

He'd chosen not only today, but exactly right this second to take her out to eat!

And not at the humble, sparsely visited Ichiraku's like usual.

The blonde must have developed a taste for luxury since the last time she saw him because he'd instead taken them to one of the fanciest establishments she'd ever set foot in.

"Blah, blah-blah blahblahblah... blah blah, -blahblahblahblah." Naruto declared firmly, fixing Sakura with a serious gaze.

"S-Sorry, what were you saying?"

She squirmed around a little bit more, her face flaming up under his intense scrutiny.

"Eh? You didn't hear me at all?"

He leaned forward to press their foreheads together.

"You don't have a fever, do you Sakura-chan?"

His voice was tinged top to bottom with sincere worry and that concern would have made her heart skip any other time...

"I-I-I'm fine m-moron!"

...but right now she was sitting in a crowded restaurant in front of dozens of people.

With a mintues-old creampie in her pussy.

She didn't mean to come here with him without even taking a shower! A hasty 'yes' is just what happened to slip out of her mouth when he ran into her on her way home from the Hokage tower!

And she knew she didn't need to hide her hookups, however it was more the who than the what that had her too embarrassed to say anything.

"Okay, -ttebayo. Uh, anyway... oh! Right, so, long story short some stuff happened and I've come to the conclusion that we need to make a pact." Naruto scooped up his drink and took a dramatic swig, wincing from the way it burned his throat.

It wasn't alcohol.

He just inhaled a little bit on accident.

"Pact?"

"Aghe-em... like I said some stuff happened and - oh by the way you didn't tell me Chouji was fucking hung!" He interrupted himself out of nowhere.

"Wh-What?"

"You slept with him, right? I'm just a little surprised you didn't mention the classified walking stick he keeps in his pants dattebayo."

Naruto shrugged, his air of serious suddenly absent as he recalled the images of his friend's johnson.

"Sheesh, we're talking ten inches easily-"

"Why do you even know that?!" Sakura piped up, momentarily forgetting her own predicament.

"Uh... yeah, stuff happened blah blah - so I think I've become enlightened." He started in for the third time.

She really wanted to know why he knew Chouji's dick size - and why he seemed so fixated on it - but she also wanted him to get to the point so she could go home and clean up!

"You're enlightened..."

"Mm. I think we should avoid hooking up with our friends' parents."

Sakura went stiff.

'He knows!'

"I mean, I'm not sure how things can possibly not be awkward when I have dinner at Chou-kun's house now, -ttebayo."

'He doesn't know!'

However, that did mean...

"You fucked Chouka-san?"

Naruto was a little surprised she could be so blunt.

"Er... yeah. Spur of the moment, -ttebayo..."

Sakura's blush flared up in full force now.

"Sh-She's known you forever - like, since you were born! That's like... d-doing it with your own kaa-chan you... p-pervert!"

"Oi! You're the one who's actually had sex with her real kaa-chan! Multiple times! Not to mention your tou-"

"Shhhut up, dumbass!" Sakura lunged at him to hastily clamp a hand over his mouth before he could continue to spill any more specifics.

A melty look of shame suddenly dominated her features - both from Naruto's words and from the fact that her sudden movement had caused her creamy snatch to start leaking down the insides of her thighs.

"We're in public!"

"Mmf, nn mn nn-nnn nd mf, -mn-nn-mm."

She didn't even try to decipher her boyfriend's muffled babbling.

"B-But... I agree with you. N... No more fucking our friends' parents."

'Wait, she's done it too? Who'd she have sex with dattebayo?'

Naruto had a burning curiosity to know, but he decided not to pry at the moment.

"Mmn, mf blegh..." Without warning Naruto stuck his tongue out to lick Sakura's palm, making her pull it away from his mouth.

"Ew, gross!"

"Hehe... but it worked. Now let's get some damn food, -ttebayo!"

As the evening went on the promiscuous couple managed to settle into a comfortable din while they ate their dinner (Sakura's pussy predicament notwithstanding), and the both of them internally resolved to uphold their mutual agreement.

It should be easy.

Repeat after the Narrator:

Just - don't - fuck -

your - friends' - parents.

They both broke the 'pact' less than a week later.


Author's Notes: Posting a lot later than usual 'cause this thing just kept on going. Next chap is Tsubaki, will be up this Saturday (March 11th).

(Re):

Naruhina 123: I don't really want to incorporate any crossovers in this particular fic, but thank you for bringing up Calorie Control (the Butterfly technique). Forgot it existed since Chouji uses it like once and then it pretty much never shows up again. Your suggestion helped inspire this chapter!

eniox27: The Hyuuga really be out here corrupting/getting corrupted by their families. Glad you enjoyed the chap.

Gammagyro: Man, hopefully everyone's doing well. Couple of reasonable ideas you have there, I think we'll be seeing something like that sooner or later. Wishing safety and health to you and your family.

giorno: The way you phrased this is absolutely unhinged lmao. Not sold on the actual premise but that does sound like a pretty hot foursome and a good chapter. There is one other chapter that needs to happen first though, and that one won't be for a little while so this one won't be showing up for a while while. Glad you liked last chap and thanks for the idea! I'll defo be using it in the future.

Stand by for more lemonade . . .