Author's Notes: Hit a pretty brutal wall like a third of the way through this one so I needed some extra time. Hope it doesn't show too much! ღ
Quick Info: Kazahana Koyuki - an heiress posing as an actress named Fujikaze Yukie - is the next in line to be the daimyō of Yukigakure. Her father (Sōsetsu) was killed in a coup by his brother (Dotō), who now wants to kill/kidnap her as well. Her goal is to bring spring to Yukigakure, just like her father.
CONTENT WARNINGS/TAGS:
Obviously for adult audiences only, all characters are 18 years or older.
Enjoy your citrus!
Kazahana Koyuki
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Early morning, inside the Hokage Tower...
"A movie star?!"
"That is what I just said, -"
"What kinda movies has she been in -ttebayo?"
"I don't know, and I don't -"
"Action? Thriller? Wait - ...horror?"
"Naruto -"
"Oh kami above please tell me she doesn't play s-some kinda s-soul-sucking spirit..."
Crack!
Naruto jolted up into the air from the sudden, loud sound of Tsunade's fist crashing into her desk.
"Interrupt me again." She challenged him, an inviting smile blooming on her face that did not match the way her eyebrow started twitching.
"Eheh... p... pass..."
"Then shut the hell up!"
Tsunade forcefully exhaled and leaned back in her chair. The energetic blonde had been even more so than usual this morning, constantly cutting her off and rambling on about utter nonsense while she tried to give his team their briefing.
It was beyond irritating.
"Your client is a movie star by the name of Fujikaze Yukie -" Naruto's eyes dilated at the name, making the Hokage briefly pause as if daring him to say something. He didn't though, and she resumed with a satisfied smirk. "- who has requested a protection detail for her trip to Yukigakure. You four are to escort her caravan there along with her personal bodyguards. They are already waiting for you at the South Gate. Understood?"
Naruto raised his hand like he was still in the academy, getting varied reactions of amusement and exasperation out of everyone else present.
"Hhh, what is it, Naruto?" Tsunade asked with a sigh and a roll of her eyes.
"Requesting permission to speak, Tsunade-chan!"
"I just said 'what is it' - and don't call me that!" She snapped with a blush filling her cheeks.
"Eh? What's wrong with Tsunade-chan, -ttebayo? Is Tsu-chan better?"
"Hokage - sama! Sh-Show some respect, brat!"
"What?! But I always call you -"
This time it was Tsunade doing the interrupting, the flustered woman suddenly chucking a paperweight at the blonde.
Smack!
It thudded harmlessly against the wall next to him, having only missed his face by a hair.
"Ts-Tsu-chan, calm do-own!" She threw another object before he could finish speaking and he decided to take his leave before she could give him a long range concussion. He heard another item clatter along the floor behind him as he galloped down the stairs, making him flinch.
'What the hell's her problem?!'
The rest of Team Seven stood around for a few seconds before awkwardly dismissing themselves, following down after their unruly team member while Tsunade's face turned eleven different shades of red.
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A few minutes later, at Konoha's South Gate...
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"This is it?"
The caravan was actually underwhelming, somehow, consisting of only a single horse-drawn carriage and a random smattering of stunt goons.
After hearing that it belonged to the Fujikaze Yukie, Naruto imagined that maybe there'd be a whole army of samurai and ninja and summons and...
Needless to say, he had a certain vision of the actress in his head.
"You must be Naruto-dono. Yoroshiku onegaishimasu." One of the guards greeted him while he walked around to the front of the group. The armored man bowed at the waist, all the way until his chest was parallel to the ground, and held out his katana.
"Sure..." Naruto offered noncommittally, ignoring the overly formal greeting and stepping up to the horse. The thing was pretty huge, with a shiny black coat and a shocking, golden mane of short hair. "Hehe... you're just like me, -ttebayo!"
The guard's grip on his sword tightened at the response he received, then faltered when Kakashi strode past him - bumping into him and causing him to drop his weapon in the dirt.
"Oh - sorry." The fabled jounin didn't spare him much more than that, simply continuing over to stand by his student.
'Th-These ruffians are supposed to protect the princess?!'
"Yo, Naruto-kun."
"Kaka-sensei... look at his hair!" Naruto exclaimed as he pet the horse's neck. It leaned into him excitedly, nodding and sputtering while its fellow blonde dragged his nails up to gently scratch its cheek.
"His? Actually..." Kakashi trailed off, taking a peek at the horse's distinct lack of... equipment. "Never mind. We're almost ready to get moving. Sakura's in the carriage with Fujikaze-dono, and there's one seat left..."
Naruto's gaze snapped to his sensei, a deadly serious expression overtaking his features.
"One seat?"
"Mhm. Our client doesn't want her escorts sitting beside her. That means two of us are walking with the rest of the detail." He smirked under his mask.
"Sasuke?"
"He said he wants to walk."
"And, b... by any chance... do you..." Naruto gulped as if his life were at stake. "...do you want to ride in the carriage?"
Kakashi acted like he was thinking about it.
Really thinking about it, with two fingers on his chin and his lone eye peering up into the sky.
...
...
...
"Nope!"
"Khaaa!" Naruto exhaled obnoxiously. "Th-Then I'll just go take my seat!"
He gave the horse one last, affectionate pat and then made haste for the vehicle just in case Kakashi conveniently changed his mind within the next few seconds.
"Remember, your meant to be guarding her body! Try not to do anything else to it!" Kakashi called after him.
Naruto tripped on his own sandals and stumbled face first into the carriage's door with a loud, clattering thud.
'H-He just said that in front of everyone, -ttebayo!'
It didn't appear that anyone else had heard - or if they did that they cared, but it still had him flaming up with embarrassment.
"Sh-Shut it, Ero-Sensei!" He yanked the door open and bound up into the wagon in one big step then immediately plopped down next to his surprised girlfriend.
"Oh! Hey, Naruto."
"Er... hey." He opened his mouth to say something else when someone else spoke up first.
"Close the door."
Their voice was bitingly cold, and Naruto found himself listening before he even realized it.
Click.
"This is the commoner accompanying us?" She spoke up again, fixing him with a glacial stare.
Sakura subtly elbowed Naruto's side, cuing him to introduce himself.
"Uh... yo! I'm Naruto." He piped up with his best, sunniest smile.
It did nothing to melt the other girl's freezing disposition.
"What an entirely unnecessary introduction, given I just heard her say your name."
"...right..."
Naruto shifted around his seat, briefly glancing to Sakura who looked like she was trying not to laugh, then straightened up.
"So... what are you going to Yuki for, Yukie-chan?"
"Address me so familiarly again and I will have you thrown from the carriage."
One of his hands suddenly shot up to his chest where it clutched at his heart dramatically.
'No way my favorite actress can be this mean!'
"S-Sorry... so, um, what are you going to Yuki for... Fujikaze-sama?" He asked again, wincing from the use of such a stuffy honorific.
"That is not pertinent information." Yukie declared succinctly.
"Ehhhhhh..." Naruto deflated in his seat like a ruptured balloon.
"Not what you pictured, huh?" Sakura grinned, leaning over to whisper in her boyfriend's ear. She knew about his love for the famous movie star, of course, and she enjoyed her films herself.
Some of them, anyway.
"The road ahead is secure! We're moving out!" A loud voice rang out from just outside the wagon, followed by the sound of someone rapping their knuckles on the vehicle's side. With the little signal the horse jerked into motion, its hooves beating a lazy rhythm into the dirt as it set a leisurely pace.
'Wait, we're moving this slow?' Naruto twisted around to gaze through the carriage's windows, deflating even further when he spotted Kakashi, Sasuke, and the trio of unnamed samurai strolling along the sides of the path. 'Oh, right... 'cause they have to walk with us...'
He turned back to face Yukie and sighed dramatically at her frigid air.
'This is going to be a long ride...'
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Some time later...
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"Psh, psh-psh psssh, ah, almost had it..."
"Naruto..."
"How did it go again... ta-ta-ta, psh-psh pah, no, wait..."
"Oi!"
"Maybe - pah ta-ta, psh ta-ta-ta, pah, hnnn..."
Sakura reached over to tug Naruto's ear, yanking him into her and using her other hand to pinch his lips shut.
"Kn-Knock it off... you're not just annoying Fujikaze-sama anymore..." She muttered with a surplus of exasperation.
Long ride did not begin to cover the apparent length of their journey, as they'd been steadily rolling along the road for some hours and had even stopped a few times already. To pluck errant twigs out of the wagon's wheels, or to give the guards time to scout the route ahead - or even just to give the horse a little rest.
It was also an understatement to say that the blonde was bored, cooped up in the little cabin with the standoffish actress and not a lot to do. No conversations to be struck up, no naughty fun to have with Sakura...
So he tried to entertain himself first by watching the slow-moving scenery... then by making ridiculous faces at an oblivious Yukie... and now he was trying to remember all of the themes to his favorite movies of hers.
Without much success.
"G'n, 'aku'a-an n's not like there's anything else to do..." Naruto complained, nonsensical grunts turning into actual words once Sakura took her fingers away from his mouth.
"There's not supposed to be anything to do - we're on a mission." She pointed out tiredly. Really, she wasn't enjoying this drab, dreary, dragging ride either. "Our job is just to stay alert and be ready for..."
"Bandits?!"
"Shin-ne, kuso yaro!"
Clang, twang, swish!
"Aaaagh!"
"...an attack?!" Sakura finished in a yell as the sounds of battle erupted around the exterior of the carriage.
A huge grin slid onto Naruto's face and he kicked one of the doors open then hopped out onto the ground, hands already in a 'cross' shape.
"Finally!"
"F-Finally?! Don't tell me... you're with them?!" Yukie exclaimed, staring after the exuberant boy with a legitimately worried expression.
"Heh... no, he's just... excitable..." Sakura offered lamely.
Even she was a little bit concerned at how eagerly he was to charge into the fray.
She couldn't exactly see anything from inside the carriage but she could hear him laughing up a storm, and imagined him dodging and ducking around the assailant's swords so he could bury that glowing blue orb into their chest. His clones sounded just as happy to join the mix too, shouting out animated warcries and commenting on their opponents state of defeat.
"Orrrrraaaa!"
"Hehe, got this one oyabun!"
"Ah - that one's running away, -ttebayo!"
"Tch, pansy..."
Kakashi's nose stayed buried in his book and Sasuke simply stood in place with his arms folded, neither one of them bothering to lift a finger while they let their energetic teammate thoroughly handle the situation.
The samurai also stood in place - but out of pure shock rather than nonchalance.
Whatever the bandits' plan was the encounter certainly could not have gone as they'd hoped, all of the men seemingly fleeing or falling unconscious within only a few minutes of Naruto having left the wagon.
So it was a surprise when one of them suddenly climbed into the cabin and tried to snatch up Yukie.
"You're comin' with me, princess!"
"Kyaa!"
Sakura watched him fist a dirty hand into the front of the actress's kimono and prepare to yank her out of the vehicle when he was abruptly yanked away, losing his grip on the distraught girl and stumbling back onto his ass.
"Shit! You guys were supposed to buy me more... time..." He trailed off with his gaze cast up the road at his few remaining companions, all knocked out and in the process of being tied up by what looked like an impossible amount of identical, blonde twins. "Wh-What the -"
The original Naruto didn't even let him express his bewilderment as he slammed a fist down on top of the man's head.
"Damn... can't believe I almost missed one, -ttebayo."
He tied him up too and then poked his head into the carriage.
"Uh... you guys alright?"
Sakura just gave him a relaxed 'uhuh' but Yukie actually looked shaken up, a hand clasped over her chest and wide blue eyes fearfully peering down at the apprehended intruder.
"Th... That s-stupid, worthless scum..."
Naruto laughed a bit awkwardly as he got back up and into his seat.
Even if he was a bandit trying to kidnap her, the way the insult rolled off her tongue was so sincere he couldn't help but feel a touch of pity for the guy.
"Er... yeah. Sorry about that. Guess he snuck around back while everyone else was fighting down the road, -ttebayo." He offered, rubbing the back of his head.
Yukie fixed him with an odd look, then narrowed her eyes.
"Get out."
"Me?!"
"N-No... her." The actress clarified, pointing a finger at a flabbergasted Sakura without even looking at her.
"Me?!" Sakura mimicked her boyfriend's indignant cry. "Wh-What did I do?"
"E... Exactly! You didn't do anything when that man was trying to s... steal me away!" Yukie stamped her foot on the wagon floor. "Baka!"
While Naruto was sent reeling by her sudden change in personality Sakura's brow twitched in irritation.
"What the hell do you mean?! He was only here for like two seconds!" She yelled, leaning forward to glare challengingly at their client. "I was just as surprised as you!"
"What good is a 'bodyguard' that freezes in surprise? No... I w-wouldn't feel safe with you in here, so get out! Marudo-kun is the only company I need."
Sakura sat in tense silence for a few seconds, face shifting through a myriad of interesting, mostly hostile expressions while she tried to think of what she even wanted to say to that. But before she could find something Yukie opened the door on her side and waved over one of the samurai.
"Remove her."
"Of course. Sakura-dono, please come quietly."
"L-Let me go! I need to give... Fujikaze-sama a piece of my mind!" Sakura struggled fruitlessly against the man's hold as he escorted her out of the vehicle.
'Oi, oi, it's like she's being arrested, -ttebayo...'
Once her feet were clear of the cabin Yukie reached out to pull the door closed with a dismissive 'hmph'.
"Fine! I'm already out here!" Marudo heard Sakura yell through the door. He leaned over to peek through the window and felt a nervous chill run up his spine when he saw her flaming green orbs peeking back at him - even as she batted the samurai's hands away.
'She's definitely pissed...'
Not at him, of course, but he was always wary of the very violence-capable girl's wrath regardless of who it was directed at.
He sat back in his seat with a huff and closed his eyes.
They weren't even halfway to Yuki - and now that he was alone with their unfriendly client the rest of the trip was going to feel even longer.
"A-Ano..."
Unless...
"Arigatou, Marudo-kun. F-For saving me..." Yukie mumbled with a slight blush and one finger twirling through her dark hair. "I guess I h-had you figured wrong."
Marudo was shocked at this development to be sure, but also...
"Um... my name... is not 'Marudo'." He pointed out slowly. "It's Naruto."
"Th-That's what I said!" Yukie declared with a pout, the flush on her face darkening. "S... So, arigatou... Naruto-kun..."
Naruto stared for a moment then once again gave her his sunniest smile, this time managing to get a tiny, shy smile in return.
'Hehe, maybe this ride won't be so bad!'
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A little bit later...
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The minutes had dragged by like hours.
Crept by, really.
It was cool and getting colder.
The wind seemed to be picking up.
Everything about this was horrible!
Even after snowflakes started falling down and soaking into the pages Kakashi just kept reading his smut, and Sasuke was pretty much as mission-oriented as the three samurai.
Leaving Sakura absolutely bored out of her mind while they trekked along into the Land of Snow.
And it didn't help that she could hear voices coming from the carriage - they'd been quiet and somewhat sparse at first but had steadily picked up steam until they were cheerfully going back and forth like old friends, taunting her with the obvious fun they were having.
'S-Stupid movie star bitch...'
Sakura's sandals crunched into the snow harder than necessary, the pinkette picturing their client's face under her feet as she stomped along with the caravan.
Inside the cabin...
"Okay but then they have laser swords! Fucking laser swords, -ttebayo!"
Yukie giggled at the passionate argument, having already grown used to her company's crass vocabulary over the past hour or so.
"Sure, but I have to say the plot was horrible. I mean, aliens from the moon... come on!"
"What?! That was like the coolest part! Fine..." Naruto conceded and cradled his chin in his hand. "...which one's next, then?"
"Hmmm... I think we got them all."
"No way! What about your... other movies?" He asked, scratching his cheek.
Her face paled for a second then gradually became redder and redder.
"O-Oh... you kn-know about those?"
Naruto leaned forward excitedly and dropped a fist in his palm.
"Know about them, -ttebayo?! They're the first ones I saw, and the reason you're my favorite actress!" He stated firmly.
It was just a small collection of lesser-known film adaptations that his sensei turned him on to a few years ago.
Called Icha Icha.
"Really? Y... You even like those scenes?" Yukie asked, voice dropping to a shameful whisper.
"Well... yeah." Naruto mumbled, blushing a little bit himself. "You're really good in them."
"I... It's not a-actually me on the screen..." The actress admitted. "They just use effects and makeup to put my face on a double."
"Damn! Those must be some really good effects -ttebayo. I had no idea it wasn't you, doing... that. So you aren't in any of those scenes?"
Yukie shifted in her seat, her eyes suddenly wandering around to look at anything other than the blonde across from her. After a few moments of silence her nervous squirming started to make him nervous too.
'M-Maybe I shouldn't have brought it up, -ttebayo...' He mused, waiting for her to say something.
She didn't, for a few more uncomfortable moments, and just when he thought he might have killed the conversation she finally spoke.
"'ve 'v'r 'n' 't."
She clearly said something based on the fact that he could see her lips move, but it was so quiet that he didn't know what - and with the way their easy-going chatter had grown slightly awkward over the past thirty seconds he decided not to ask in case he made it worse.
"Er... so what's Yuki like?" Naruto blabbed a random question in an attempt to change the subject.
Apparently she wasn't ready to move on though, because she abruptly leaned forward with an expression of utter interest on her face.
"Have you?" Yukie counter-asked, her blue orbs firmly fixed on him now.
"Have I... have I what?"
"Y... You know. Done it?" She once again lowered her voice as curiosity and embarrassment fought for control of her disposition.
Naruto blinked at the question, temporarily floored.
It'd been a while since anyone had asked him something like that. In fact, with his promiscuity being so well known throughout Konoha and even parts beyond, it'd been perhaps the better part of a decade since he last heard such a question directed at him.
Now, after everything he'd experienced, it seemed awfully juvenile.
And a little funny.
"Uh, yeah." He answered with a grin tugging on his lips. "What about you?"
Yukie paused, eyes widening then narrowing and then widening again.
"A-And... how old are you?" She whispered, once more responding to his inquiry with one of her own.
"Twenty..."
Naruto was beginning to see where this was going.
The way her eyes widened further didn't exactly make it hard to tell what she was thinking.
"N-No way... four yours younger than me..." She leaned back and gnawed on her lip a little bit before continuing. "How much? I-I mean... how many times? ...how many people?"
Now there was absolutely no way he could accurately answer that question.
Dozens didn't cut it.
Hundreds likely still fell short.
Honestly if he'd put a notch in his headband for every single person he'd slept with there probably wouldn't even be any metal left.
"Uh... a lot." He eventually supplied, settling for a vague but truthful response. "N-Not to make you -"
"What's it like?" Yukie interrupted him intensely.
"Fun... can I ask -"
"Fun? In what way? I mean - like, what about it... do you like?"
Naruto's eye twitched from being cut off a second time and he held out a palm an inch from her face.
Back in Konoha the Hokage felt a rush of satisfaction come over her for some reason.
"Hold it! Why're you so interested, -ttebayo?"
"W-Well... I've never... d-done it." Yukie answered, muttering the last two words as if they themselves were dirty.
He could guess that much with the way she was acting.
"And, I don't have any friends... so I've never talked about... this kind of stuff." She added gloomily.
"Aw... that sucks - wait, really?!" Naruto's sympathetic tone was swallowed by shock once he actually registered what she'd said.
She was an actress after all, and while her role as the protagonist of a few Icha Icha films went under most everybody's radar her mainstream films were huge - easily selling out both in tickets and physical copies within hours every time a new one dropped.
She was famous and rich, and surely had no shortage of both fans and executives clamoring for her attention.
She should be drowning in friends!
"Y-Yeah. My position makes having friends... difficult."
"Your position? I thought it would have been the other way around, -ttebayo..."
Yukie stared at him hard with her hands fisting in her lap, then leaned forward.
Forward forward, until her face was almost touching his chest.
It was a pretty small carriage.
"Uh... Fujikaaampf!" Naruto's yelp of surprise was muffled by her hand clamping over his mouth as she tugged him down so that their heads were side by side.
"I... I'm not supposed to tell anyone this... but I don't care anymore!" She whispered fiercely, using her hold on the front of his jacket to keep him close. "I'm a princess."
"Mn nn mn k n the Princess Gale movies?" Naruto asked loudly with her hand falling away from his face halfway though his sentence.
"No, moron! A-And keep your voice down..." She rose her head slightly to peek out both windows and then lowered back down. "An actual princess. Chichi was the daimyō of Yukigakure, which makes me next in line -"
"Was?"
"...he died. Fourteen years ago."
Naruto turned to look at the side of her face and felt a little pang in his chest. She didn't seem nor sound too affected, but he could guess that along with the way she been acting at first that she'd just become good at putting on different faces.
"So... why aren't you the daimyō yet?"
He saw something like fear flash in her eyes for a brief second.
"Oji-san... won't allow it. He'll do anything to stop me from taking the seat."
The blonde's eyes widened as he was hit with a realization.
"So those bandits..."
"Yeah. Most likely sent by Oji-san. My cover as an actress can only do so much to hide me." She muttered spitefully.
Hiding.
By the sounds of it she'd spent her entire life that way, pretending to be an actress instead of her people's daimyō, surrounded by only samurai and bandits instead of friends.
All because her uncle wanted control of Yukigakure.
It even made Naruto a little mad, and he backed away slightly so he could look at the princess face to face with his hands moving to clasp onto her shoulders.
"Naruto-kun -"
"Don't worry about that teme. Lucky for you you managed to score Konoha's future Hokage as your bodyguard, -ttebayo." He interrupted her with a determined grin. "I won't let your oji-san or any of his goons lay a finger on you."
"As if I haven't heard that same thing from a long list of former bodyguards." She retorted, trying her best to sound dismissive.
The color that flooded her cheeks gave away how she really felt though.
"Oh really? And just how many future Hokage have you recruited, Yukie-chan?"
"M-Minus that part... idiot. Anyway, my names not Yukie, it's Koyukinn!"
Her sentence ended in a muffled squeak when the wagon came to a halt, jostling the two of them back toward his seat and causing her mouth to land directly on his.
"Apologies, Fujikaze-sama! The carriage hit a stone buried in the snow!" One of the samurai barked from outside the cabin. "We're stopping to remove it - and scout further ahead!"
Koyuki didn't even hear a word that he'd said, her entire conscious focused on the blonde in front of her and how soft his lips felt under hers. They squished so pliably beneath her weight, like the world's most comfortable pillow made just for her to rest on.
"M'um, Mkn-nn?"
After staying pressed up against him for almost thirty dizzying seconds she finally jerked away with wide eyes.
"S-Sorry!"
Naruto sat upright, leaned back into his seat, and made a show of wiping his mouth before smirking down at her.
"Why would I want an apology after getting a kiss from a princess?" He teased. "If anything I should be asking you for another one, Koyukin."
"I... It's Koyuki..."
"I like Koyukin. It makes it sound like we've been friends forever -ttebayo."
Koyuki flushed dark red at the intimate nickname, her heart thudding in her chest as she straightened up.
Friends forever.
"I d-don't mind it, I guess... and I wouldn't mind... g-giving you another kiss." She mumbled shyly.
Naruto simply raised an eyebrow.
He was just trying to keep the mood light after hearing about her rather depressing predicament, but apparently she took his teasing seriously.
"For saving me... and liking my movies... a-and being my first friend..." Koyuki edged a little closer with each clause, eventually scooting all the way off of her seat.
"Woah, woah!" Naruto piped up. "I'm probably not supposed to be kissing my mission client -ttebayo."
Instead of saying anything the blushing girl just snapped the wooden blinds shut on both of the windows, causing the inside of the carriage to dim considerably.
"And what if one of your guards opens a door?"
"Th-Then I'll reprimand him for violating my privacy." Koyuki retorted with a tinge of irritation in her voice. "I thought you wanted another kiss..."
Well, he was just teasing when he said that, but that didn't mean he didn't want a kiss from his favorite actress.
Naruto tilted his head and smiled, unknowingly making her heart race a little faster.
"I do."
"Then sh-shut up and let me kiss you..." She swept her hair away from her face and tucked it behind her ear. "H... Here I go..."
Naruto had to squeeze down the laugh that tried to bubble its way out of his throat as she closed in.
''Here I go'?'
Koyuki clenched her eyes shut and awkwardly pushed herself into him, simply holding her mouth against his while he brought a hand up to cup her cheek. The kiss only lasted a couple of seconds but when she pulled away there was a glint in his lidded, blue eyes that made her stomach flip and she dove back in for a third time, puckering and parting her lips so she could smooch him over and over again. Each one became progressively less controlled - and less neat, her tongue coming out at some point to clumsily trace his mouth resulting in her spit dripping down his chin.
"The road ahead is clear, but it seems a storm may be coming in! We're going to pick up the pace, Fujikaze-sama!"
Tap,
tap!
Without any further warning the carriage started moving again, the sudden motion jerking them toward Koyuki's seat this time. Standing in the mini aisle as she was, she would have fallen down if it weren't for Naruto reaching out to grab her.
It was purely incidental that his hands happened to land right on her butt.
"Hmn! Naruto-kun..." Koyuki pulled away again, panting and drooling while he squeezed her backside. She looked like she wanted to say more - like she had a hundred things running through her mind that she wanted to blurt out - but she ultimately settled for expressing herself through more kisses, crashing fully into him now and nestling her lower body down between his legs. The only thing that kept her from sliding all the way down to the floor was his hold on her ass, and she instinctively ground her navel into his crotch while he kneaded her cheeks through her kimono.
"Puah... you're hard..." She pointed out breathlessly against his mouth. She could feel his bulge poking and scraping her belly insistently, lighting a fire beneath her skin where it touched.
Naruto moved one hand to grasp at the middle of her butt and dragged the other up her side to rest on her hip.
"Who wouldn't be... with you all over them, -ttebayo..."
The temptation of giving her plump booty a firm smack was monumental, but the fact that the six people just outside would almost certainly hear managed to help him abstain.
Barely.
"Sh... Should I..." Koyuki paused and her blush turned an atomic red when she reached down to feel his stiff package. "I-I'm going to take care of this..." She decided, her tone changing from questioning to assertive.
"So confident! Is it really your first time?" Naruto joked. Despite his taunting attitude he felt a rare fit of butterflies fluttering about in his belly as he watched her sink down to her knees.
Fujikaze Yukie was kneeling between his legs.
A famous woman whose mainstream movies he'd been obsessed with for eight years.
And whose other films he'd been a fan of for the past few.
He never imagined he'd ever even meet her, and though he'd had the occasional fantasy he obviously never thought he'd actually see her peering up at him with those cloudy, blue eyes while her slender fingers tugged his zipper down.
The sight was more than enough to get his heart racing.
"J-Just because I'm a virgin, doesn't mean I don't know what a blowjob is." Koyuki declared. With his pants undone she didn't hesitate to start pulling them off along with his underwear.
Naruto lifted his butt to help her shimmy the garments down along his legs and his rigid cock immediately sprung to attention once free of his boxers, popping up and knocking against Koyuki's chin. The contact made her recoil slightly in surprise.
"I dunno... right now it just looks to me like you don't know what you're doing, -ttebayo."
"I'm the older one here! So... s-stop teasing me so much..."
The princess pouted up at him then tentatively touched her fingers to his shaft, a long, shaky exhale leaving her once her hand was curled all the way around him.
"It's hot..." She murmured. "I didn't expect it to be so hot..."
Naruto swallowed thickly as she inspected his meat, nudging it this way and that so she could view it from various angles. After sating her visual curiosity she leaned in to nuzzle her nose up against him, placing it flush with the spot where his base met his balls.
Sniff...
"O-Oi!"
He jerked back in surprise, fortunately remembering to keep his voice down.
"What the hell are you doing?"
Koyuki slid a little lower to press her nose into his sack and took another deep breath.
Sniff...
"Haah... It smells good..."
Naruto covered his face with both hands in embarrassment while the sheltered girl continued sniffing his junk, her curious inhales slowly traveling from his nuts up to his tip. It wasn't particularly late in the day, seeing as the caravan had set out so early in the morning, but it'd still been a few hours since he showered and he felt like there was no way he smelled 'good'.
But if his cock could be considered clean enough to suck then surely it was clean enough to sniff, and if she was lying about him smelling good, then...
'Why is she still smelling it...'
She spent a lot longer breathing in his manhood than she had simply staring at it, drinking in the musky, heady scent for nearly a whole minute before finally pulling away with a dark flush on her cheeks.
"I-I want to taste it..."
"Are you asking for permission?" Naruto deadpanned, his dry voice muffled by his palms. He spread his fingers to peek through the gaps to watch her move back in and open her mouth, fully expecting her to treat his stick like a piece of hard candy.
Instead she put her parted lips on the side of his dick and flicked her tongue across it like she was trying to give him an especially naughty french kiss.
"Hm... It's salty..." She mused after taking a moment to savor the flavor. She slipped her mouth up to his head and did the same thing, poking her tongue out to lap at his glans and then going a little further to prod at his hole.
They both moaned at the same time - for different reasons - as she licked up a fresh bead of precum that her inquisitive tasting managed to garner.
"Mmn! This is even... saltier! And tangy, too..."
Naruto chewed his bottom lip and fisted his hands in his seat beside him, struggling not to voice his pleasure when she started licking and slurping the head of his cock. Her once soft grip switched to a forceful squeeze while her slurping mouth went to town on only his very tip, sending tingly bolts down his shaft and making him buck his hips reflexively.
"H-Hey, hold still!" Koyuki complained, wincing from the way his abruptly cock scraped up her cheek.
"I-I thought you knew what a blowjob is!" Naruto whispered back, reaching one hand out to try and stop her from licking him. "This is more like... a really weird tonguejob -ttebayo."
"So? It tastes good... j-just let me do this some more and then I'll... do it the 'right' way."
"But if you just lick the tip like that, I'll cum way too fast. Already, I almost..." He trailed off with a huff.
"Really?" She pushed his hand out of the way then swooped back in to wrap her lips around his tip and flick her tongue over his sensitive meat.
"S-Seriously, I'm going... to... shit..." Naruto hissed as her slick appendage writhed over his glans.
There was no lurch in his belly, or pressure in his nuts, or really any other kind of warning other than the heat that raced along his length before he started squirting his batter onto her tongue. The spot she was attacking was too sensitive and the way she quickly lathered it up too intense, causing him to twitch and pulse and shoot his load far earlier than usual.
Koyuki hummed thoughtfully, her eyes crossing so she could watch the blonde's bulging pipe stuff her mouth with spunk. She let each rope he fired past her lips simply collect, and even as he continued shooting Naruto slanted his eyebrows at her.
'D-Don't tell me...'
Her cheeks continued to swell and puff with the strain of holding all of his jizz and she had little creamy trails of cum beginning to leak out of the corners of her mouth. He wasn't even quite done when she suddenly pulled away, turned her head...
"Bleh..."
...then let the entire mouthful of semen she had saved up fall to the floor in a big, sticky mess. It didn't splatter much on contact, thick as it was, but some of the stuff still managed to splash up and sprinkle the seats.
"Wh-What the fuck?!" Naruto whisper-yelled, staring wide-eyed at the puddle of evidence on the floor.
"You... can't expect me to swallow all of that..." Koyuki said through only a mildly labored breath.
"I though you said it 'tasted good'! N-Now, there's no way we can clean this up..."
"It did, but I can't d-drink it. It would be like... drinking syrup..." She stated offhandedly. She finally let go of his staff and brought her hands up to daintily wipe his cum off of her face, then licked her fingers clean. "I-It does taste good though."
"Oi, what about the... mess, -ttebayo? The guards -"
"Won't open the doors without my say-so."
She climbed up onto his seat and pushed him over, putting him on his back as he twisted around to stay facing her. The behavioral contrast was stark compared to how she was just a few minutes ago, and there didn't seem to be anything shy about the way she ran her hands up his chest to cup his face.
"S-Still..."
"Naruto-kun..." Koyuki let his name drift thickly in the air while her smoldering blue eyes devoured his face - tracing along his whiskers and hanging on his lips, still wet from her earlier kisses, then carving their way up to swallow his own bright blue orbs. The way she looked at him made his heart hammer against his ribs, and the way she stooped down, too, reignited the butterflies in his stomach as she licked and kissed his mouth. Her hands wandered down from his cheeks to her waist where they dove into her kimono, her knuckles bumping against his dick in her haste to undress.
"Mmn, ha, w-wait, Yukie-chan." Naruto stammered out after gently pushing her back.
"I-I hate that." She pulled back to frown at him.
"Huh?"
"My fake name... call me what you did before."
"Oh... s-sorry, I'm just really used to your stage name -ttebayo."
"Say it."
"...Koyukin?"
The ruddy flush of pleasure on Koyuki's face darkened and she tried to move in so she could kiss him some more but he stopped her with a hand over her mouth.
"We're probably almost there. Yuki, I mean." He pointed out. By carriage it was less than a half-day ride to the snowy country and they'd already been on the road for a couple of hours.
They had to be pretty close.
"My guards won't open -"
"What about my team?" He interrupted her. She paused for a second, having clearly not considered them, and then sat up on top of him.
"What about them?"
"They'll open the door even if we tell them not to... especially Sakura-chan." He added, shivering as he imagined the incensed pinkette ripping the vehicle apart like a flimsy toy.
"So?"
"S-So..."
"Do you not want to do it with me?" Koyuki asked with her voice dropping low and another small frown forming on her face. "Who cares if some commoners see?"
"O-Oi."
"I just want to be close to someone." She continued in a weak whisper, ignoring his little 'oi' of protest.
Naruto chewed his lip at the brief flash of hurt that crossed her face before she turned away. She was about to climb off of him when he reached out to snatch her wrist.
'I guess if she doesn't care about getting caught...'
That didn't mean he didn't care, considering if Tsunade found out it would mean a long-winded lecture for him about not developing romantic relationships with clients and how doing so could lead to some unprecedented domino effect of political repercussions somehow resulting in another Great Shinobi War, but...
If that came to pass he would leave it to 'future him' to sit through.
'Current him' had a lonely girl to please.
"Hold on. I never said I didn't want to do it, Koyukin." He declared, sitting up. He clasped his hands onto her hips and tugged her toward him while angling his body forward, causing her to lay back on the seat with him hovering over her. "In fact, I really, really wanna do it with you."
Koyuki's downtrodden expression melted into one of anticipation as he ran his hands all the way down her thighs to the hem of her kimono then slipped under and rose back up to her hips, massaging her bare skin.
"And not just because you're hot, or some kind of fancy princess." His fingers hooked themselves into the waistband of her panties and slowly dragged them down her frame. "It's because even though I only just met you, you feel special to me... and I think I want to be close to you, too."
He knew he was laying on thick, without a doubt, but nothing he said was a lie per se.
Embellished - and 'romcom'ified - but not outright untrue.
"I-I didn't ask for this c-cringy spiel!" Koyuki cried quietly, hiding her face in her hands much like he had earlier. "I j-just want to... lose my virginity..."
Naruto smirked at her and held up her removed panties, slinging the damp garment around one finger like a lasso.
"Oh yeah? So any old goon would work, huh?"
"N-No, that's not..." She stopped, reached up to swat the underwear out of his hand, then pulled him down onto her. "What'd I say about teasing me so much..."
"Sorrymph." He barely managed to get out his insincere apology before she smushed her lips into his again, one of her palms resting on the back of his head to keep him close while the other slithered down between their bodies to clumsily undo her obi. She managed, after a few seconds of awkward untying, and they both gasped when her robe fell away, letting his warm, semi-hard cock press up against her naked belly.
Naruto ran his hands down her sides to her hips, then around and underneath her to squeeze her soft ass as he ground himself against her navel. His meat stiffened further and twitched eagerly from the stimulation, dribbling and smearing a few drops of precum onto her skin.
"Fmm, haah... put it in..." Koyuki demanded breathlessly, panting heavily from their long, wet string of kisses.
"Nhh, are you sure? I mean for your first time we should probably -"
"Yes."
She tossed her left leg off the seat and pressed her right into the backrest, spreading her thighs as much as she could in their current position inside the cramped little wagon.
Naruto moved to nip at her earlobe and dropped a hand to feel her exposed slit, his fingers sinking into her slippery folds briefly before sliding up to pet her clit.
"Okay... just tell me if you want to stop." He mumbled lowly in her ear as he guided his tip through her labia.
Koyuki nodded shakily, a throaty moan bubbling up and falling out of her mouth from his lips and voice as well as the brand new sensation of his rigid cock slowly, slowly pushing its way into her pussy. It felt weird and tight, as if something was pressing down on her tunnel instead of filling it up, and just as the third inch of his dick started sliding in the mild discomfort suddenly turned into a sharp flash of pain.
She let out a muffled squeak against the side of his neck which, on top of the way her entire body tensed up, made Naruto pause.
'Oh... right...'
He didn't sleep with a lot of virgins and the ones he did were usually shinobi, so he'd almost forgotten what the first time could be like for a girl whose hymen was still intact. He pushed himself up so he was hovering over her and looked down with a sympathetic wince forming on his face when he spotted the tiny red stream that leaked out of her stretched cunt.
"D... I didn't say to stop..." Koyuki complained in a strained voice, gazing up at him through one teary eye and reaching up to try and pull him down again.
He dodged her grabbing hands easily.
"I'm not. Just letting you adjust."
Naruto held her hip with one hand and rubbed soothing circled into her flesh with his thumb while his other returned to her clit where it strummed the stiff nub up and down like a mini lever. At first it didn't seem to do much for her, but as the ache of her ruptured hymen continued to gradually fade little bolts of pleasure began to cut through the pain, sparking into life under his fingertips and racing down her legs. He grinned, seeing her tense expression morph into a slack one, and traced his hand up her side to push her kimono off of her chest before slipping under her bra to fondle her tit - squeezing and massaging the squishy mound with his palm scraping over her soft nipple, steadily causing it to harden.
Combined with the stroking of her clit she was panting and moaning again in no time, and Naruto took the sounds of enjoyment as his cue to get moving again. He pulled out half an inch then sank back in with interest before pulling out by half and then driving in a little deeper than before, sawing his hips back and forth and feeding her a little bit more cock with each thrust. Once he bottomed out his hand left her clit to circle around and grope her ass while he stayed still, his nuts cradled by her cheeks and his tip twitching eagerly inside her pussy.
"You okay?" Naruto murmured, sliding his other hand to her other titty to give it some attention too.
"Y-Yeah... it still feels, nn... weird... but it doesn't hurt anymore..." Koyuki moaned, enjoying how he played with her chest and butt. His hands on her body felt good, more so than she could have thought, and she wondered if he would like it too.
So she stretched her arms out to grope his ass, her fingers digging roughly into the taut, tanned flesh and even prodding inward to touch his tight, bumpy ring.
"O-Oi!" Naruto jolted at the contact, incidentally jostling his jimmy in her tunnel.
"S-Sorry... I was just curious." She mumbled, sounding cowed.
"It's fine... I guess... I was just surprised, -ttebayo." He mumbled back with a dark blush blooming on his cheeks.
He really shouldn't be too startled considering Tsunade liked to give him rimjobs to help get him up a little faster in between creampies, but having the sensitive area touched out of nowhere did still give him a bit of a shock.
"Hh-nn... it's so big..." Koyuki groaned as he started to pull out.
"No... you're just really, really tight..."
Her lips and walls gripped his retreating meat like a finger trap, almost refusing to let him leave her velvety embrace, but he managed to keep going until only the head was still inside. An involuntary moan left his mouth when he carefully drove back in, and again when he pulled his hips away. Every one of his slow thrusts helped her pussy relax a little more, making it easier and easier for him to plunder the wet cavern.
"Mn-nn-nn-mn-nn..."
And as he picked up speed a chain of staggered moans began reverberating throughout the tiny vehicle, each one accompanied by the soft 'pap' of his pelvis clapping into hers.
"K-Keep it down, Koyukin... or we'll get caught." Naruto chastised the princess after leaning down to whisper in her ear.
"B-B-u-ut it's sta-arting to fee-eel so good..." She stuttered, sliding her hands around to cradle his waist. That heavy, uncomfortable pressure was gone now, and all she was left with was the feeling of his dick scraping and stuffing her twat in ways she didn't even know she wanted. She could feel his girth stretching her out and his nuts slapping the bottom of her butt, his breath on her neck and his fingers still teasing her nipples, and before she knew what was happening she tensed up again - this time from pleasure rather than pain as her spasming cunt released a hot, frothy flood of cum around his pounding meat, making the blonde hunch over and groan.
'Shit...'
It was tight enough without her pulsating walls sucking and massaging his staff and the creamy nectar she was spilling didn't help him hold out either, the blush on his face turning a bit shameful as when felt another orgasm begin to mount. They'd been fucking for barely two minutes and he was already shooting again, spraying spurt after spurt of spunk into her snatch without even stopping.
Koyuki bit her lip and dug her nails into his skin.
"Nn... it's so-o hot... and th-ere's so much..." She breathed in awe, feeling him pack her womb to the brim with semen and then keep cumming, slinging lines upon lines into her already-full tunnel even while he hammered her pussy. All of the excess spilled messily down her ass, coating her cheeks and hole before continuing on to form a pool on the seat that quickly became a waterfall, pouring onto the floor.
When he was finally done Naruto sagged down over her with a heavy exhale.
"Sorry..."
Koyuki shifted around slightly underneath him.
His weight felt nice on her.
"I-I don't mind."
"Really?" He craned his neck to look up at her. "I can usually go a lot longer, -ttebayo."
She suddenly sat all the way up, flinging the blonde back onto his knees.
"Longer? Y-You mean... that can last longer?"
"What? You're damn right it can." Naruto declared a little too loudly in his determination to defend his sexual stamina.
Koyuki's eyes lit up and she clasped her hands in front of herself.
"Then... can we do it again?"
He looked her up and down appreciatively - dark hair clinging to the front of her face, kimono barely hanging on to her shoulders, bra ajar, revealing stiff, pink nipples, and of course her sloppy slit, still leaking jizz...
The answer seemed obvious.
"Well, I don't see why n- wait, wait, wait. There's no way in hell we have time for that -ttebayo." He changed course mid-sentence. From the corner of his eye he glimpsed the cum-covered floor, which, for the record, reminded him to look down at the seat.
The absolutely ruined seat.
"Please?" Koyuki murmured, reaching out to grab his hand.
"Oi. We already have this huge mess to clean... somehow..."
"Just one more time, Naruto-kun."
"Are you even listening to me?"
"I... I thought you wanted to be close with me..." She glanced away with a hurt expression.
It might have been believable if she didn't peek back at him to see his reaction.
"That's not going to work."
Sniff.
"My first friend... doesn't even want me..."
Naruto squinted at her.
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The storm had come at some point during the rest of the trip, rolling in on the back of a freezing wind that whipped about an endless sea of frozen flakes. They hadn't even quite made it into the heart of Yuki considering the snow was so heavy they could hardly see a foot in front of their faces, the caravan instead settling for an inn only a few miles from the village.
Fortunately, the place had an enclosed stable, warm enough for their poor, shivering horse.
The inside of the place was a bit of a sopping mess after Sakura, Kakashi, and Sasuke had all waddled into the lobby with enough frost clinging to their clothes that they could be mistaken for a trio of snowmen from a distance.
Outside two of the samurai had set off into the blizzard, adamant on preparing the daimyō's seat for Koyuki's arrival.
Leaving only one, who still stood waiting next to the parked wagon.
The lone guard gave the vehicle's door a few antsy raps and then crossed his arms.
"Fujikaze-sama! Your room is ready for you!" He belted out, raising his voice over the howling wind.
There were a few beats of naught but said wind rushing through his ears before someone replied.
"Uh... she's asleep, -ttebayo! A-And she told me not to let anyone wake her up..." Their muffled voiced rang out through the thin door.
"Naruto-dono, I must speak directly-"
"And she told me to stay with her, in case of another attack!"
"Naruto-dono, the storm -"
"Oi, that's just what she told me. If you wanna wake her up I'm not dealing with whatever fit she throws..."
The samurai froze, pictured a cranky Koyuki throwing a tantrum at a snowed-in inn in the middle of nowhere, then turned on his heel.
"You're right, the lady needs her rest. Be sure to see her inside when she rouses!" He called behind him, trudging over to the hotel's doors and wondering how the hell she was even sleeping in this cold.
Inside the carriage...
Naruto's hand was still clamped over Koyuki's mouth while he stuffed the naked princess from behind, raiding her creamy cunt a little harder now that there was (presumably) no one within earshot.
He almost hadn't managed to muzzle her in time.
"Haa... that was close. I thought - nn! - for sure he was gonna open the door." He muttered as he watched Koyuki's supple booty squish beneath his thrusts. She wrenched his palm away from her face and then pushed him back onto one of the seats with her butt before turning to face him. All of the movement caused even more spunk to slough down out of her pussy, caking further onto her thighs and - of course - the floor.
"Y-You're close... right? I want to, hm... see you do it again." She declared through a few pants.
"Really? But - come on - I... mean..." Naruto's attempt at reason lost steam when she got down between his legs and grabbed his sticky cock. She buried her nose in his nuts and eagerly stuck her tongue out to lap at his asshole, all while her hand stroked him up and down.
"Ah, fuck, h-hang on... you're gonna make me... hit the ceiling!"
Koyuki apparently had no intention of hanging on, the horny girl far too busy enjoying the musky scent of his balls and the salty taste of his skin to bother listening too him.
For perhaps the dozenth time Naruto felt that boiling, liquid heat mounting at the base of his dick, and he threw an arm out to try and contain the incoming mess. When the first rope squirted harmlessly into his palm he thought he'd succeeded but then her jerking hand bumped into him and the next rope got deflected right onto the wooden blinds.
"Wh-What a fucking... mess..." Naruto moaned, eyes rolling back as he gave in to Koyuki's milking. Once his hand fell away there was nothing stopping his load from flying up and splattering onto the roof spurt by spurt until the whole thing was painted white, and only moments after that it started to drip back down - plopping onto her back, both of their heads, and trailing down the walls and seats.
Gazing around at the absolutely chaotic cumshot he deflated in his seat much like at the start of their trip.
Cleaning this - was impossible.
Everyone finding out - was unavoidable.
And Koyuki moving up to greedily slurp his junk - was not helping.
'Wait a minute! Maybe if we get some white paint we can just paint over this, -ttebayo!'
So went the next couple of hours, with one coping Uzumaki and one affection-starved princess continuing to ruin the inside of her personal carriage while most everyone else wondered what was taking so long.
The thing was cheap anyway.
Omake #17:
Two weeks later...
Naruto tiptoed nervously into the moonlit office, looking like some kind of cartoon thief.
Instead of stealing anything though he simply dropped a single, flimsy sheet of paper onto the room's cluttered desk.
"Yosh... mission complete!"
With the little self-congratulatory whisper he quickly twirled around to try and sneak out the front door.
Step...
step...
step...
step..
Too slowly, it seemed, as the door suddenly swung open followed closely by a pale, dainty hand reaching in to flick the lights on.
'Mission not complete! Mission not complete!'
The panicking blonde twirled back around and made a break for the window only to find it locked.
"Naruto?"
He clumsily fiddled with the latch for a few, unsuccessful seconds and then hung his head dramatically.
"H... Hai, Hokage-sama?"
Tsunade's heels clacked noisily on the hardwood as she strode into the room.
"Hokage-sama? What's that about?" She asked bluntly, sounding none-too-pleased.
"Er... n-nothing... anyway I was just here to deliver the mission report... and it's delivered, -ttebayo. So bye!"
He tried to bolt toward the door but didn't even make it two paces before the Sannin snatched the back of his jacket collar and yanked him back to herself.
"Where are you going so fast, anyway?" She cradled the back of his head in one hand and brought her other up to cup his whiskered cheek. "I missed you, you know..."
'What?!'
"Uh... last time you seemed kinda mad when I called you by your name... I thought you might still be mad." Naruto explained with a flush on his face.
She was holding him so tenderly.
"O-Oh..." Tsunade looked a little embarrassed at that and leaned down to touch their foreheads together. "Only because there were others present." Her voice dropped to a low, thick whisper, making his heart stutter.
"I'm sorry, so please... don't stop calling me by my name."
"Okay... Ts... Tsunade-chan."
She dragged her thumb over the corner of his mouth affectionately then replaced it with her own lips, kissing him needily and massaging his tongue with hers.
When she pulled back there was a string of saliva still connecting them and her blazing honey eyes peered down at him heavily.
"It sounds so beautiful when you say it."
Naruto blushed up to ears as she came in for another kiss.
'The... the roles have been reversed...'
She even picked him up and placed him on her desk so she could climb on top of him and have her way with him.
'I'm getting rizzed by my Hokage!'
Author's Notes: Omake is two weeks in the future but the next chapter will take place before this omake. Next part is Fubuki.
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Naruhina 123: Thanks! List is long and keeps getting longer - at this point Shippuden won't begin until Part 45 at the earliest. As for the suggestions I'm not looking to do any Crossovers/OC in this story - however there will be some wanted/evil kunoichi showing up! ღ
Batros940: Yeah had to wrap it up but leaving people wanting more is a good thing right? Right? ღ
eniox27: Glad you enjoyed! ღ
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