Hey! Hey, you! Yes, you. What are you doing here? Ah, who cares. Anyway, I was kinda kidnapped, and now I'm about to be brought before the Dark Lord himself. Wanna come? Might be entertaining. Name's Ruby, by the way. Ruby Potter. Squib twin-sister of the boy who lived. Or am I? Who knows? *wink* Now come on, let's have some fun. I promise nothing bad will happen to you. Probably.
Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,759 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/22/2021 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete