Compilation of one shots for the Procrastination Bootcamp of the Quidditch League competition. Rated T just in case, each story will have seperate warnings if needed. Yes, the title is a pun based on The Tales of Beedle the Bard. Also yes, I am aware I'm not funny.

Remus Lupin, James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew are in their sixth year, and trying to ace their Patronus Charm before the rest of the class! Some of them find what they're looking for, while one wishes he hadn't. An old one-shot I found lying around and thought I'd post! Thanks!

The happy ending they had hoped for never came. But the vow they made to each other was heard by someone who gave Harry and Ginny a chance to try once more to save their world and the ones they love. But will their choices make a better world than the one they left? Or will they be doomed to fail before they even begin? Philosopher's Stone rewrite, first in the Return Series. HP/GW

Una nueva generación de estudiantes está en Hogwarts y los Weasley se han vuelto una de las familias más famosas e influyentes de todos los tiempo, las vidas de estos jóvenes no son tan fáciles como imaginas, porque las vidas simples y humanas destruyen sus almas igualmente; el desamor, la nostalgia, la presión social, la ambición, las amistades, los celos, la familia, la muerte...

COMPLETE. The twins are responsible for the Percy/Arthur row: After Penelope's petrified, Fred and George notice that Percy's become a shadow of himself. He barely gets out of bed and his grades are slipping. They decide to help by making a potion to help make Percy ambitious again! They didn't expect this to backfire dramatically as Percy gets lost in his own ambition. Canon. TW.

Hermione regresa a casa para encontrar a sus hijos más pequeños cuidando a su esposo en lugar de al revés. Basado en un meme. Dulzura familiar.

After an unexpected birthday surprise, Harry finds himself taking care of a baby in need. However, his life has taught him that no one is safe around Harry Potter. So, how else can he protect the child but to kill off Harry Potter and become someone new. And, who best to help him than the person who would really like him to not be James Potter's son...Severus Snape. Creature!Fic

AU. Post War. OC. Married life. Slice of Life. Lemon. Plotless.

AU. OC. Timer Turner. One shot. Severus retires to the 1910s, content to live a quiet country life making potions and cremes for Muggles. After a healthy baby is delivered with Severus's help, he is shocked when a woman is given to him as payment!

A One - Shot where Hermione and Ron discover far more than they wanted to when searching for their best friend Harry.

COMPLETE. Starting in the year 2020, magic is now public knowledge! Enter Leticia Lunetti, a 12 year-old girl who has always believed she was normal...that is until a thunderstorm suddenly appears over her head. Whisked away to Hogwarts, unsure of her true parentage, Letti just wants to survive her first year. But will an ancient enemy put that plan to rest?

Snape is gonna end up being a father figure to Harry but this is NOT snarry related at all.

Reading the Potter and Black Family Grimoire, Harry Potter realizes that he needed the best witch as a life partner. So, with advice from his ancestors and careful planning, he wins the heart of the best witch in Britain because a Black always gets the best and a Potter always marries the most loyal. Cunning Harry Potter.

When I was but a baby left on a doormat, someone was there. Someone saved me. This is my story, my life as I learn that the world is not black and white, evil and good. It is always about compromises, the answer never lies at the end of a spectrum, never in the extremes but in between. If you balance out White and Black, the result is gray- and gray is what I am.

Harry has always been different. Not only because he is the boy who lived, something he truly never was, but mostly because he isn't a boy at all. Harry Potter starts Hogwarts, but no one realizes, because his name is now Harriet Dursley. Haven grown up with a loving family, which accept her, what challenges will she face in a much more close-minded world?

Meet me where the falling stars live. I will wait for you day and night. - Alexandra Vasiliu This is NOT a Dramione story!

Ember Rowle and Harry Potter were enemies and polar opposites. He was a saint, the 'Boy Who Lived', the one who was destined to destroy the Dark Lord and she was the daughter of a convicted Death Eater, a Slytherin and best friends with Draco Malfoy. Even with all these things considered it was as if they were magnets.

An AU where the marauders and Regulus end up in 2022. Plot twist: Regulus and James are dating and this is revealed through a history lesson the marauders have to attend during their time in the future. Something to note is that I wrote Regulus as someone who never became a Death Eater, because James Potter would never have dated a pureblood supremacist.

After getting his body back Voldemort went to kill Potter. Unfortunately, well fortunately, he finds out that Potter is one of his mates. He takes his submissive home with him. Time for the dark lord to change some of his plans. Mentions of abuse and self harm. Light bashing. Dumbledore bashing. Granger bashing. Molly, Ginny, and Ron bashing.

Hermione una noche impulsada por su valentia, no sabia que en el momento que entro al bosque, su destino estaria mas que marcado. Ahora, con la maldicion corriendo por sus vena, entendia que por siempre estaria unida en cuerpo y alma, a la bestia que escondía en su interior, Draco Malfoy. Este fic es ganador en los Premios Dramione Awards 2013, Mejor Dramione Rated M.

Hermione is doing research at the Dragon reserve and gets injured. Just a sweet moment when Charlie stops by to check on her.

Zoe is about to start her first year at Hogwarts. What house will she be in? Do you know or will she surprise you?

George wants more than anything to break the curse he's under, but little does he know what he'll find on the way. [Fairytale AU, written for THC]

Voldemort is out of coffee. Who is going to refill his mug? Crack!Fic. Don't bother coming in if you want something canon. Honestly.

Sirius bondit de son lit sur lequel une pluie de paillettes venait de s'abattre. Il était habitué aux réveils surprenants depuis qu'il était ami avec James Potter, Peter Pettigrow, et Rémus Lupin, mais il était ordinairement celui qui les mettait en œuvre. OS