It was a pleasant day, really. Good breeze, not too hot. Just the sort of thing you'd want, for the French countryside. A shame Harry Potter was there investigating a murder.

"It takes two to make an accident." -F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby. One-shot. Draco/Hermione, Ron/Hermione, Lavender/Ron.

Neville has been visiting the fourth floor of St. Mungo's for years now. Never did he ever imagine that one day, after the Second Wizarding War, that ward would give his family a second chance. Oneshot.

Every Muggle-Repelling Charm in wizarding Britain falls. The wizarding society collapses. Hermione finds herself hunted and alone, when she stumbles across the first wizards she's seen in months. A story of how sometimes our worst enemies become our allies. Heed the warnings inside. Complete!

Growing up in France and trained and raised by the Lestranges, Hermione is sent on her very first mission. It is an easy one: Go to Hogwarts as an exchange student and earn Harry Potter's trust. But everything gets tangled, plans go astray, and Hermione is caught up between lies, deceit, and two different sides.

""You are married?" The way he asks the inevitable, it is more like a statement than a question. I can tell by the look in his eye that he's trying to puzzle me out, but he's coming up short. I'm certain he wonders why I'm holding his hand and staring at him the way I know I am. I hope he sees the love in my eyes."

Crouch's attempt to Portkey-ify the Triwizard Cup goes horribly wrong, and Harry Potter winds up on the floor of Gringotts, where he learns some surprising truths about his parentage and lineage. Look out, world-Hadrian Winston Churchill, the lost Heir of Britain's legendary Prime Minister, is back, and he's not happy! Crack taken seriously. OC's, Evil Dumbles, Weasley Bashing.

Hermione wakes up in labor with no memory of herself, her life, or the man calling himself her husband. Is she really married to Ron Weasley? Why can't she remember? And what does a man in black have to do with anything? Warning: Slight Non-con (non- con is Not HG/SS) and darkish themes.

"Are you absolutely sure you want this? You can't get revenge and keep your spotless reputation," he reminded. The look on her face was set, her eyes shone with a rage not directed at him. "Sometimes revenge is a choice you've got to make." Fueled by the pain of watching Ron snog Lavender Brown, Hermione seeks the help of Draco Malfoy in order to get revenge. 6th year, Dramione.

A collection of oneshots about queer characters. [9] Lee/George - Fred's argument: It's not blackmail if you're twins. [10] Ginny/Hermione - Ginny's bad luck. Hermione isn't so sure. [11] Lee/George - Skateboarding, iced coffee, and kissing in cars.

The yule ball is fast approaching and Harmony is stressed, She has a dress likely to give her dad a heart attack, A date who seems intent on keeping her at arms length despite her wanting more. And she has to dance in front of a hall full of students some of whom want to see her flat on her face Cough- slytherins-Cough. Female Harry potter. Swearing, Offensive language later on

The twins are up to no good and Adrian Pucey really needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. This story contains British swearing offensive language and Fem!Harry / Female Harry potter

Severus is about to get a very unexpected surprise for his seventeenth birthday. Female Harry Potter, Fem!Harry, Snarry Don't like Don't read. Teenage Severus Snape, Teenage Harmony Potter. No Voldemort. Seriously AU. Fluff, Fluff and more Fluff. Seriously book an appointment with the dentist if you're wanting to read this. WSF verse but can be read as stand alone if you want.

The Potter family is attacked by Voldemort. Voldemort manages to succeed in killing the two parents, but when time comes to kill the young Harry the killing curse is deflected. A feat of magic so great it sends ripples through the ambient magic of the world. Ripples that only one man feels... Merlin himself. With the tutelage of the Merlin Emrys, Harry faces the magical world.

Soul mates are something out of fairy tales. Some people spend their whole life searching for theirs while others never find theirs. For Emma Moody and George Weasley their soul mate bond started at the moment they were conceived. Can this elegant fairy/witch half-ling keep up with her round-bunches red head Weasley or will she fall into the twins insanity. OC rights only.

The war is over, and Minerva and Horace find comfort in one another's company and mourn their fallen students... all of their students.

AU. After working together, Fleur finally asks Hermione out on a date. After mistakes are made, how long will Hermione play hard to get? Fleurmione.

After her first year at Hogwarts, Ginny is determined not to keep a diary. At least, not a proper one.

AU, one shot set in the "A Tale of Two Brothers" world. Harry and Ron get drunk. They're not the only ones drinking too much. Warnings: Dark. Spanking/corporal punishment of a teenager. Violence.

drarry in antarctica / don't actually take this fic seriously lol, it's crack

It's the middle of Harry's 5th year. Umbridge is trying to make his life absolutely miserable. She wants to expose his 'lies' when she is given 7 books all about his life from kids that are from the future. What will happen? Warning: Spoilers if you haven't at least read the books or seen the movies.

Muggle AU - He was the star striker on the Varsity football team. She has fancied him from the second she saw him. He has a secret. Can his mother push them in the right direction?

A story where Ron Weasley doesn't understand. SSHG. Contains Ron-bashing. Don't like? Just don't read.

Harry Potter was a magical child that brought magic to millions of people around the world. But what if, some things changed? What if, with the addition of a few mysterious strangers, Harry Potter completely lost the plot and found a new route. Taking both canon and fanon into account, what if things were more than what they were? Harry Potter, all of it, done differently.

A side pairing one-shot set inside and after, due to the use of flashbacks, the story True Allegiances. It explores the hinted at the relationship between Draco and Charlie.