Teddy was the last person you would expect to cause trouble when you saw him.

Fred and George decide to test some of their merchandise during Snape's potions class. The resulting mayhem results in Snape awarding the Twins house points for the first time ever. How did this happen? Featuring a trashed classroom, the phrase Page 394, and an utterly flustered and hacked off Umbridge.

Harry is in a pranking mood

HPTN slash. AU. Harry was born with a power the Dark Lord knows not: the magic to see into shadows, to walk the shadows, and to send the shadows everywhere. This changes his life rather dramatically. Amoral Harry, seven parts. COMPLETE.

When Harry betrays Hermione she turns to his worst enemy in a bid to get her revenge, because it's her, not Astoria Greengrass who should be sitting on that throne. But she's not the only one out for revenge, and in this dangerous game of retribution she must be wary of forgetting what her true goal is. Regency - French Revolution AU

Slow burn. Hermione is a police psychologist working closely with Chief Officer Harry Potter on a case involving Bellatrix Lestrange. First time author. Please review. Rated M for slight violence and sexual content.

All of a sudden Hermione is living two lives and she doesn't know what to do.

"Up to that point, everything had been unexpected - meeting Weasley in Romania, the sudden mutual interest, bumping into him in London… and yet, when Weasley's lips crashed onto his, Draco wasn't surprised." Charlie/Draco. Oneshot.

After a normal, happy childhood with the Dursleys, an intelligent, powerful, ambitious Harry arrives at Hogwarts, ready to leave his mark on the wizarding world and become the greatest wizard the world has ever known. HP/DG/SB/FD/OC. AU.

Crackfic . Another year at the school. What could possibly be different in this cliched, jaded, world?

It is Severus Snape's first staff meeting as the new Potions Master and Head of Slytherin. It goes as well as could be expected.

Harry finds himself feeling younger than he has in his entire life, and he doesnt want to stop feeling like this.

What happens when Harry challenges Cho to a Quidditch rematch? Warning: suggestive.

FULL SERIES COMPLETE! Dumbledore is dead. Bellatrix is back. And Voldemort is ready. Draco Malfoy faces his most difficult challenges to date when Voldemort realizes that there is a traitor among the Death Eaters. Will the Hallows and Fawkes the phoenix be enough to save Draco? Or must he pull out the last of his guts to take down the Dark Lord? Disclaimer: HP isn't mine.

Everyone knows the saying never say never but does James. James says never to things but fate has another ideas.

Défi maître des potions de la Gazette des bonbons au citron. Votre personnage bat les Weasley à leur propre jeu en leur faisant une farce grâce à une potion. Les jumeaux Weasley sont célèbres pour leurs farces et leur humour parfois douteux. Mais si un jour quelqu'un décidait de se venger ?

Before HBP, Ron's two older brother twins George and Fred have been selling a Soul mate potion, a blue liquid that would write the name of your soul mate on your arm and have them glow blue. Ron has been getting bombarded with questions and is done with it, when an accident occurs and Ron feels like he must take the potion to prove a point what will occur? Ron finding his Soul Mate

Vernon Dursley has vanquished all notions that magic ever existed, but when Dudley's cousin, Harry Potter, comes to him after an argument with his father, he tells him that magic truly does exist, so long as you believe in it.

For centuries, the Ollivanders have brought a higher form of wandmaking to the British Isles, and for Garrick Ollivander, it has always about more than making the wand or putting the wand in a person's hand, but rather the fascinating interaction of the two - even when that wand lands with one of the world's darkest wizards.

Depuis combien de temps n'est-il plus revenu en Angleterre ? Quelques mois ? Quelques années plutôt. Il ne sait pas ce qu'il l'a poussé à revenir dans ce pays qu'il a fuit au lendemain de la guerre. L'amitié sans doute, l'amour peut-être. Où bien cette rencontre étonnante en terre d'Irlande.

This was just a one shot to celebrate Harry's birthday. Drarry; HPDM; smut; lemon; porn with no plot; plot what plot;

Something is bothering Scorpius, but he doesn't know who to tell and his parents and house-elf are getting worried.

Il y a Dean et ses pinceaux, Neville et ses plantes, Luna et ses rêves, Seamus et ses rires. Et puis il y a tout ceux qui vont et viennent. Il y a leurs blessures. Et puis il y a la vie qui continue et le temps qui avance. Et eux qui veulent prendre le temps de profiter d'un petit thé et de ces moments qu'offre la vie.

Les sorciers comme leurs condisciples moldus ont toujours aimés s'entourer d'animaux domestiques en tout genre.  Hiboux, chats, crapauds, rats.  Ainsi que d'animaux plus rares.  Chiens à trois têtes, phénix, boursouf, serpents géants.  Et puis il y a toute ces créatures fantastiques qui font rêver les sorciers.  Dragons, Hippogriffe, calmar géant, Velane.

Sirius is concerned about the new exchange student, Remus Lupin / oneshot