AU. Snape and a rubik cube.

A series of crack! These are mostly very short, very bad stand-alone stories exploring the insane ideas encountered in serious fic. Anything goes, including various if not all ships and any tropes I can think of. Rated just to be safe.

Here we have a story where your average muggle is going about their day and somehow stumble upon magic. With this story I'm doing something special, YOU can submit your own character, where I will create their universe as they stumble upon Magic. The requirements are in the first chapter, and I will only use them, should all requirements be met. Enjoy!

Ron's always had a temper and difficulty expressing his feelings in positive ways. Hermione knew that when she married him. So getting upset over the things he says and how he's phrasing them is selfish and immature. It's not like he's hit her or anything. (HC fill)

A cambio de un vial de sangre de dragón para salvar la vida de su hermano, Hermione Grenger se ofrece a sí misma como sacrificio a uno de los clanes británicos de cambia-formas dragones. Debido a que los cazadores humanos de dragones mataron a su madre, Draco Malfoy desprecia a los humanos. ADAPTACION SACRIFICED TO THE DRAGON DE JESSIE DONOVAN.

The year is 1978. The First Wizarding War is underway. Chaos is afoot and mistakes are punishable by death. Will Hermione Granger survive long enough to see a happy ending? Or will she die like the rest of them. After all, terrible things happen to wizards who meddle with time.

This is encompassed of one-shots for The Golden Snitch: Ollivanders Wand Shop Competition!

— nighttime? that's something different / flobberworms (for the golden snitch 'world vegan day')

Harry has a crush on someone. Draco is going to find out who.

Albus Potter suffers from Hanahaki Disease.

A pounding headache just wont go away, an unlikely party leaves harry thirsty for more. * * Disclaimer * * I do NOT own Harry Potter or any of the characters. I just play with them. yaoi(eventually) Story first :P Sorry Lemon seekers.

Harry has wanted to find out the identity of his mysterious and wonderful pen-pal for years, but the consequences of finding the truth will change his future forever. Not to mention his grip on the truth of the past.

— the question is, how real are you? / albus dumbledore, poetry (for the golden snitch 'mexican day of the dead')

Ron and Hermione's time at Grimmauld place over the summer before 5th year is probably the longest we go without knowing what is happening to them. This is my take on how they spent their summer together. *Fluffy moments, dramatic ones, some jealousy for good measure. 3rd person, Hermione's perspective, Ron/Hermione, hints at Lupin/Tonks. Good to read between GoF & OoTP.*

In a world run by Voldemort, Harry tries to get by as an unnoticed half-blood until he discovers a strange diadem which sends him into a coma for over a year. He finally awakens and is made to return to Hogwarts to complete his seventh-year that he missed, and it is there that he meets the new Dark Arts teacher, Professor Riddle.

Luis Wesley siempre ha tenido la duda de que Bill en verdad sea su padre, no solo por su no parecido en nada con el y los Wesley sino tambien por la diferencia de actitud, por que comienza a investigar y entre las cosas de su madre encuentra una foto donde una joven muy parecido a el es como si se viera asi mismo en versión femenina, desde entonces desea encontrarla. NO fans de Bil

We all know how the story goes. But what if Harry was in fact... a girl named Mattie? What if the Dursleys were actually nice, the teachers at Hogwarts not that bright and the Headmaster not that gentle? What if Hermione was stupid, Ron a rich snob and Draco a sensitive little kitten? Please note that this story is purely humorous.

This story is set in 6th year at Hogwarts. Draco has to get rid of the grudge he has against Hermione because they were partnered together for a project in Charms. When they become friends everything changes. Should Draco choose Hermione over his family? (I own the plot but J.K Rowling owns everything else.)

Follow the adventures of Christopher Spencer as he discovers the wizarding world of the Allagash River Valley

Juste un petit poème que j'ai écrit pour le cours de français il y a environ une semaine. SVP review et laissez-moi savoir ce que vous en pensez. *Attention, il est composé de plein de sens cachés!*

Una poción de amor es capaz de cumplir tus sueños y deseos con la persona anhelada por imposible que parezca...pero ... y si llega a las manos, o labios equivocados? cuan desastroso se puede volver tu día?

Severus Snape reflects on the path his life has taken him. Written for the "I Want To Dance With Somebody" Daily Prophet competition. Inspired by Queen's 'We Will Rock You'

Hermione ha sido capturada. Nunca pensó que las cosas fueran a cambiar tanto. Traducción de mi primer Tomione. One-Shot-Songfic. La canción NO me pertence. Disfruten C:

What happens when the Slytherin prince and the mudblood brightest witch of their age are coincidentally in all the same classes and paired in most of them. How does Draco manage to face Hermione and apologize before they get forcefully shoved together. Will she return his feelings or will she return to the books in which she hides behind.

Headmistress Minerva McGonagall meets the new Hogwarts' Ghost — none other than the ever-cheerful and mischievous Fred Weasley. Her immediate delight is followed by a small family reunion. One-shot.