A collection of more-or-less humorous oneshots. Many of these snippets leap into my brain as a result of reading too much fanfiction.

An irreverent but in-character parody of the MLC where Snape and Tonks show the Wizarding World what they really think about arranged marriages. Nominated for the Multifaceted Awards Round Four in the Laughter and Pride categories. Gloriously AU since HBP.

While Harry was staying at Daphne's house he is kidnapped by Dumbledore and beaten nearly to death the marauders find out their old friend who sold the potters out has escaped azkaban and is on his way to kill Harry what will this year have in store for the Golden Crew Dumbledore death Ginny BASHING ginny created a demon potion and kissed harry and created two demons inside him

Draco Malfoy, a formal enemy of Hermione's. That used to bully and tease her. He returned to school at Christmas after the war. With no one to trust. No 7th years went back to Hogwarts. Except for Hermione. They became friends, then developed feelings for one another. But Draco haven't told Hermione something. Something that will ruin everything.

Sometimes it was hard to argue with the greatest wizard who ever lived. one shot.

Saurez-vous reconnaitre tous les personnages présents ici? J'avais envie d'écrire sans y mettre un seul nom. J'avais envie de revoir certains personnages. Tous les personnages, ainsi que l'univers d'HP appartiennent à JKR notre déesse à tous.

"Didn't you ever had this feeling that you are searching for something…but you don't know what? It's like…when you are looking for a specific word to describe something…but you don't know what it is…it just doesn't dawn on you" Lily said and looked at Scorpius intensely and for the first time, Scorpius saw the color of her eyes, a mixture of browns and greens.

Many years ago, Remus Lupin and Lily Evans stumbled upon diaries that mirrored each other and allowed long distance communication. Then Remus fell into another world and met the handsome Sirius Black and his friends. Now they must all go on the run to protect the secrets they know. (From the Casefile on Harry Potter by Draco Malfoy, with bonus annotations by Hermione Granger.)

Harry Potter, a prince of Pivet in Eastern London, plans revenge for the death of his parents. Whilst on his journey through sorcery and magic, he meets a king and a commoner who aid him in battle.

A standard mission for a government agent as the wars opening shots are fired.

Harry wasn't Lily's only child. What if she had a daughter? But with Serverus? Ron and Dumbledore bashing. Rating may change! On HIATUS!

Mythology AU, Persephone/Hades AU: 'He stares in rapture as she bits down and her blood-red lips match the future she has created for herself.' :: Or, Persephone stays willing and decides her own fate:: Gin'Tonic gift fic for Malhearst

Natalie Baker was a shy girl. She was the quietest girl at Lilian School. She was year 12 at her Primary school in England age 17. She had few friends and got good grades. She was a Daddy's princess with no Mother because she died "accidentally". A big secret has been kept from her with a sick twist. AU, Non-magical, based off Bates Motel, Rated M for violence and language.

After 15 years, relationships between the Hogwarts class of 98 students have matured. Draco and Hermione's cordial relationship begins to evolve into something more. EWE

Alphard goes to the Potters and asks for a favor.

The war is over, Ginny Weasley is attending her last year at Hogwarts as Head-Girl when she is interrupted from a conversation by a innocent first-year. My first One-Shot

join Dierion(die-rion) and his gang as he help save hogwarts alongside harry potter.

After seeing too many "what if Harry was a girl" stories I decided to write one where EVERY character was of the opposite gender, starting with the Marauders Era. Social expectations are very different for all of the characters and repercussions are seen throughout wizarding society. AU (obviously)

It's their 5th year at Hogwarts and the Marauders are back! But this year, they get their soulmate tattoos. Is James really destined for Lily? Sorry, I suck at summaries but LxJ and eventual SxR

The war is over! Many students return to Hogwarts to complete their final year...little do they know of the staff's plan to bring even more unity to the community. This should get interesting...

Harry has been called to become the defender of Magic. Unfortunately, his life was not going in the proper direction. Therefore, it took a bit of intervention for him to find his proper soul mate...umm mates?

Pansy has no intention of giving up on Draco Malfoy. Who cares that he's proposing to Hermione Granger? She'll do anything she can to stop the marriage. But somewhere along the way, motives change, confusion reigns, and maybe, just maybe, it isn't Draco she wants, after all... Pairings: Any and all combos of HG/PP/DM

Magical Britain has the worst luck with Ministers for Magic. In a world of enchantments, curses, and potions, is it JUST luck and coincidence? Order of the Lily AU.

Draco selalu merasa kesepian, tapi ia lebih baik mati daripada mengakuinya. Kehidupannya begitu monoton, seakan-akan ia hanya penumpang dalam mobil kehidupannya. Ia kesepian, tapi ini jalan yang ia inginkan, jalan yang ia pilih, akan lebih baik ia sendirian dan kesepian daripada kemudian berusaha mencari sesuatu untuk menghilangkan rasa kesepiannya dan kemudian kehilangan hal itu.

Freshly divorced, Hermione decides to leave the country and takes a train trip to the South of France, reminiscing about mistakes she had made... (Sequel to "Her Wedding, His Funeral"). One-shot. Dramione.