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An Hour After Dimentio Crossed Dimensions
Ganondorf, the great king of evil… the man responsible for the fall of Hyrule in his own timeline. The man who replaced his Twilight counterpart despite the fact that it was still him.
The man who had caused such destruction in Hyrule… was sitting down on a couch, watching Isabelle having a tea party with Elise, Sakura and the Zelda from the Link to the Past era. Though he seemed a bit uninterested in such endeavors.
He was more interested in Gerudo Town ever since Master Hand showed him how it was doing. Prosperous, carefree, happy… what more could the Gerudo King ask for?
"My people are dying, King Ramses." Ganondorf said. "Your land is suitable for life and longevity, but the winds in Gerudo bring death. If we could just have a few of your resources, we could attempt to turn our lives around."
"Gahahaha! Oh Ganondorf… aren't you being dramatic? The Gerudo love the desert… your people have it made over there! I do appreciate your visit, Ganondorf… but-"
"Ramses, listen to me! Gerudo Desert has strong winds that would be enough to kill a child!" He said, feeling an intruding presence as he turned his head to a window, watching Young Link and Zelda pull away from the window. He then turned back to the king. "Your majesty… I have been your ally for a long time, and I have helped you before… so if you could just-"
"Ganondorf, you are just being dramatic. While it is true Gerudo Valley is hot and dangerous, your people have survived worse. The Gerudo are a strong people, and you are their king. If you can handle a little wind, then I'm sure your people will fair just fine."
"You don't understand. Our vegetation-"
"Enough! You may leave, Ganondorf."
Ganondorf clenched his fists, standing up. "Very well." He said as he walked off with a scowl on his face.
"That fool…" Ganondorf mumbled quietly. He will admit that he did act rashly, but given the circumstances, he was desperate to get Gerudo Town the love and care that it needed… even if it meant stealing the Triforce for itself.
Now that Master Hand had showed him that Gerudo Town had survived, he was a lot more… grateful. Sure, he's still bit of an ass, but the revelation did mellow him out a bit, causing him to have pleasant chats with the Links, give off some advice to those struggling… or having some tea with Isabelle, even though he didn't feel like having some at the current moment.
He wanted to go back to Gerudo Town and see how much has changed, but never got around to doing so, what with Smash fights, saving Link from a Shroob attack and just him keeping to himself at times… but he desired to go back to Gerudo Town.
Zelda glanced over at the Gerudo King, drinking her tea. She knew that look… he's been giving that same look for a few weeks now. Contemplating on whether or not it's a good idea to go to Hyrule in a different era.
"Hey… why don't you just go to Wild's era and go visit your old home."
"I do not think that is a good idea, Zelda."
"Pffft! You don't know that until you try it." Zelda said as she yanked his arm off of the couch and started pushing him.
"Oooh, are we pushing Ganondorf to a new era?" Elise asked excitedly as she happily helped him, causing Sakura to sweatdrop.
Ganondorf tried to resist, but Zelda was insistent… he would try to flee, but he knows exactly what happens when you try to run away from this particular Zelda, as he had been in her Triforce of Wisdom plenty of times when they dueled.
There was no escaping it… he was gonna go to the Wild era whether he liked it or not. He let out an annoyed sigh. "Fine… I will go."
"Oh good!" Zelda smiled. "I knew you would see it my way."
He opened up a dark portal. "I will return." He said and then walked in, quickly closing the portal so no one would interfere.
Ganondorf walked out of the portal, seeing the vast desert in front of him. He let out a chuckle… in a way, it felt a bit nostalgic to him. He saw the town in front of him and walked through the desert. As he walked, he would notice a large camel-like structure in the middle of the desert.
Strange, I've never noticed that before. Ganondorf thought as he continued walking until he reached the town.
"You think we'll ever get some shade at these posts?" A Gerudo guard wondered.
"I doubt it. The sun isn't that bad today." The other spoke.
"I'm just say-… wait, who's there?" The guards pointed their spears at Ganondorf.
Heh, still doing their job, I see. He thought to himself.
"Who are you!" One of them demanded.
"Sav'aaq. I come in peace."
"Sav'aaq?" The Gerudo women looked at each other.
"I wasn't aware of a Gerudo male being born yet, let alone a fully grown one."
"Perhaps this is a long lost Gerudo king?"
"Hmm… perhaps? He does look like one of us…"
The guards put their spears away. "You may enter, Gerudo King."
BGM: Gerudo Town (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Thank you." Ganondorf said as he walked through, and once he entered town, he couldn't believe his eyes. The city had been well taken care of, flourishing, everyone care free… Hylians dancing with Gerudo, Zora chatting with Gerudo…
Everyone was happy… and Ganondorf couldn't believe it. The last time he was there, everyone was so miserable, the winds were perilous and filled with death! And yet… things were way different.
Footsteps approached him as he saw Urbosa approaching them. "Sav'aaq, fellow Gerudo. I was not aware of a Gerudo male being born. Perhaps a fellow Gerudo thought it was necessary to hide you until you were old enough to set foot into our town."
"Who are you?" Ganondorf asked. He couldn't help but admire how gorgeous she looked, especially those well toned muscles.
"I am Urbosa, champion of Hyrule. And you are?"
Ganondorf let out a chuckle. "Ganondorf."
End BGM
Urbosa let out a gasp. "Ganondorf… as in… the Ganondorf Dragmire?!"
"That is correct." Ganondorf said, his arms folded and had a proud smirk on his face. "I see you have kept Gerudo Town well under control." He said. "I have to say, I'm impre-" Suddenly, he was surrounded by Gerudo aiming their spears at him. "Hmm? What is the meaning of this?"
"You have some nerve coming back here, Ganon." Urbosa glared, pulling out her scimitar.
"Hmph, I see my legacy lived on in infamy." He chuckled. "Put down those spears and-"
WHAP!
A 2X4 smacked him upside the head from a strong Gerudo. "Oooh…" He groaned as he fell to the ground, KO'd.
"Take him to the throne room. Now." Urbosa ordered as some Gerudo saluted and dragged the King of Evil away.
"Apologies, Lady Urbosa. We had no idea it was him." One of the guards said.
"Do not worry about it. I will handle things here." Urbosa said and walked off.
A few minutes later...
Ganondorf let out a groan, reaching for his head to rub but he felt restrained. He turned his head to see his arms in chains and tied to two pillars. He let out an amused chuckle. They think they could restrain him with these chains? Adorable.
"So, you came to." A voice said as he would look to see Urbosa staring out a window. "I have something to ask. Why?" Urbosa turned around, her arms folded and giving him a glare. "Why, of all times, would you show your face here? Why did you come back?"
She walked over to him. "In case if you hadn't realized, you've caused a lot of trouble for Hyrule. Your legacy lived on in infamy to the point where you become the Calamity. In one such timeline, I fell to your calamity, but my descendant came to this timeline to save me and together, we stopped the calamity for good."
She stopped walking, clenching her fists. "So why..." She started trembling in fury. "Why did you come back?!" She yelled, punching him in the cheek hard enough to make him stumble. "You've caused destruction, chaos, because of your newfound power, you created a race of Molduga and terrorized the calming sands of Gerudo!"
"You think I wanted to come back?" Ganondorf shot back, getting up as the Triforce of Power glowed where he effortlessly broke through his chains and tore them off his wrist and got up in Urbosa's face, but she didn't even flinch. "I didn't even want to get back into Smash Bros, yet here I was, brought back for the Ultimate Tournament while my Twilight counterpart goes back to his era! You think I wanted it, to go back and getting hit with another Falcon Punch, frozen by some childish mountain climbers or getting hit with a Judgement attack from some flat nothing? I did not want anything to do with it, yet Master Hand brought me back!"
"What does that have to do with anything?"
"Because he brought me here one day and I saw how prosperous it was. I will admit, it brought a tear to my eye... and because of that, I mellowed out a bit."
"Well, congratulations. But that doesn't answer my question on why you specifically came back now, not to mention why you decided to wage war on Hyrule and destroyed everything that-"
"BECAUSE KING RAMSES WAS A FOOL!" He yelled, which was enough to surprise Urbosa.
"What?"
Ganondorf moved past Urbosa and walked past her throne, looking out into the vast desert. "Look at this desert, Urbosa. What do you see?"
"I see a vast desert waiting to be explored. I see vast resources waiting to be uncovered and flourish across this desert."
"Ha! Don't make me laugh. All I see is harsh winds ready to slaughter anyone who is foolish enough to underestimate its embrace. In the day, the dry arid climate was enough to dehydrate anyone and make anyone fall under its might. In the night, the sudden chill would be enough to freeze everyone to the core, killing them without remorse. It was all the same, those winds brought death."
"That was the Hyrule long ago... but this is a new era of Hyrule. Times change, and so do the winds." Urbosa said. "Tell me, how was King Ramses a fool?"
Ganondorf folded his arms. "My people were suffering under these winds. I went to Hyrule Castle in hopes the royal family would listen to my pleas. Unfortunately, Ramses refused to listen, saying i was just being dramatic. The Gerudo are a strong race, he said. They can withstand a little wind."
"Well, let's put you in his shoes. Would he have known how perilous Gerudo Valley was if he lived inside his land all his life? More than likely, he could not relate to your problems. If you had invited him over, he would have been more sympathetic. You... did do that, right?"
Ganondorf scowled. "I was competely desperate, I wasn't thinking straight."
"You were consumed by desperation and anger, that's a deadly combination... and because of that, you let the Link of your time take the Master Sword, leaving the Triforce heavily unguarded and was ripe for the taking. You let the power get to your head."
"I may have acted rashly."
Urbosa raised an eyebrow. "May have? That is the biggest understatement of this era i've ever heard. It's incredible how you have one piece of the Triforce while my little bird has all three pieces of it. I never thought I would see it apart, let alone the Triforce of Power itself."
Urbosa then rubbed her chin in thought "Now that I think about it, that would technically mean there are two Triforces of Power in this era. Fascinating..."
"Is that right? The child managed to gain all three pieces of the Triforce herself? How interesting…" He smirked.
BGM: Disquiet (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
Urbosa scowled. "If you lay one finger on Zelda, I will not hesitate to strike you down."
Ganondorf chuckled. "Try as you'd like, Urbosa… only the Master Sword and Silver Arrows can strike me down."
"Oh, I'm well aware." Urbosa said as she grabbed a crossbow off of her throne and aimed it at him, to which he turned around with a raised eyebrow.
"Silver arrows, I take it?"
"What do you think?"
Ganondorf smirked, walking over to her and placed the crossbow into his chest. "Well, what are you waiting for? I'm the most despicable man in Hyrule, after all. I brought ruin, destruction and yes, I even created the race of Molduga when I was high on power. I could create a more powerful version of a Molduga… something that will strike terror to Hyrule. Perhaps I can give it wings and have it fly to Hyrule Castle where it will decimate everything and destroy this era's Link and Zelda."
"You wouldn't…" Urbosa glared, her hand slightly trembling.
"I may be weak to Silver Arrows… but I do not fear it." He grabbed the crossbow. "I do not fear the Master Sword." The Triforce of Power glowed, where he easily crushed the crossbow with his grip and tossed it to the side. "And I do not fear you." He said, smirking as Urbosa backed up a bit, a hint of fear in her eyes. "You might be fearless, but I can see that even you fear me."
Urbosa let out a growl. "Get out."
"Oh, is that all you can say?"
"I said… get OUT." Urbosa said, raising her hand to try to slap him, but he caught it easily and tightened his grip, causing her to wince.
End BGM
"Lady Urbosa!" A Gerudo came running over. "We got trouble! A large Molduga is-… oh, lover's quarrel? I'll just… leave you two be."
"No!" Urbosa said. "I'll handle this." She said, prying her grip off of the Gerudo King. "Soldiers, get to your stations. Do not let that Molduga get into the city!"
"Yes ma'am!" The Gerudo saluted and ran off as Urbosa unsheathed her Scimitar.
"As for you, Ganondorf… you can watch as we slay your precious Molduga." Urbosa said and walked off, readying her shield.
Ganondorf let out a chuckle. "Oh, this should be interesting."
Out at Gerudo Desert…
"With all due respect, Lady Urbosa… does he have to be here?" A Gerudo soldier asked, looking at Ganondorf who was leaning against a boulder with his arms folded, a smirk never fading.
"Just ignore him." Urbosa said as the sand started to move in front of them. "Get ready. Here it comes!"
BGM: Intense Battle with the Molduga (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
The Molduga rose out of the sand and charged at the Gerudo, but they quickly dove out of the way as Urbosa charged ahead and quickly slashed at it repeatedly. The Molduga quickly whipped its tail at her to knock her back, but she quickly recovered as she closed her eyes and charged up her lightning abilities.
The Molduga turned around in the sand and charged at Urbosa, but she swiftly dodged the lunge and rapidly attacked the creature with lightning-based attacks. It then charged at her again, but this time, Urbosa stomped her foot on the ground as ice pillars rose up. "You cold?" She said, snapping her fingers as lightning struck the ice pillars, and in turn, struck Molduga and stunned it.
Ice pillars just like the boy? Ganondorf thought with intrigue, watching the Gerudo women attack the Molduga before it dug underground, and then Urbosa felt the ground move beneath her as she dove out of the way as Molduga breached out of the sand, then she quickly froze it in Stasis. Stasis too? Fascinating…
Urbosa swiftly slashed at the gigantic beast with grace, then when the Stasis ended, Molduga fell toward the sand in a daze where she and the other Gerudo kept attacking it until the Molduga snapped out of its daze… but unlike other Molduga, it swung its tail on the ground repeatedly, splashing up sand in the air and blinding the Gerudo.
"Nnngh! I can't see!"
"Hold yourself together! This one's smarter like the rest of them." Urbosa ordered as they tried to attack the Molduga, but it had already disappeared… and then the Molduga would quickly strike down the Gerudo in its blinding dust cloud, and Urbosa would be thrown to the boulder where Ganondorf was at.
"Nnngh!" Urbosa grunted, having had her spine take the full brunt of it as she fell on one knee, wincing.
"You seem to be handling it pretty well."
"Quiet…" Urbosa glared as the Molduga rushed at her as she attempted to get up and move, but she let out another grunt, wincing hard. Damn! I hurt my back pretty hard there… She said, gritting her teeth as the Molduga launched itself at Urbosa, ready to eat her up as she closed her eyes.
End BGM
Suddenly, at the brief moment, the Molduga started to whine. Urbosa opened her eyes, and saw Ganondorf holding the Molduga back effortlessly.
BGM: Intense Battle with the Molduga - Critical Hit (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
"What…?" Urbosa said in surprise as Ganondorf threw down the Molduga to daze it, as he would then get into position, the Triforce of Power glowing as a dark aura enveloped his fist.
"HrrrrAAAAAAAAAH!" Ganondorf yelled, deliving a powerful Warlock Punch to send it flying into the sky.
End BGM
Meanwhile, at the Yiga Hideout…
"Mmm, come to papa~!" Kohga grinned, peeling open a banana as a shadow cast over him. "Hmm? Now who's blocking out my liiiii-HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF BANANAS!" He yelled as the Molduga landed right on top of him. "MMMMPH!"
The Molduga let out a groan… before falling into the pit and leaving behind a flattened Kohga. "Oooooow…" He groaned as Sooga walked by and saw him.
"I'll go get the shovel to scoop you out, Master Kohga." He said and walked off.
Back with the Gerudo…
"Why… why did you save me?"
"Hmph, you still have a lot of potential to rule Gerudo Town. It would have been a waste if you were to be killed prematurely."
"I… I could've handled myself just fine." Urbosa said, struggling to stand up but found herself being helped up by Ganondorf and her arm wrapped around her shoulders. She looked at one of the Gerudo. "Send for Mipha… tell her I'll need her assistance."
"Yes ma'am." The Gerudo nodded, as Urbosa handed her the Sheikah Slate where the Gerudo would then teleport to the tower near Zora's Domain.
Back in the throne room…
"You may have saved me, Ganondorf… but that does not excuse your actions in the past."
Ganondorf let out a chuckle. "I am not asking for forgiveness, nor do I deserve it. I am a monster, after all… even if I had mellowed out a bit."
"Still… you have my thanks, Ganondorf." Urbosa said.
"Let me ask you something. How did Gerudo Town survive after all this time?"
"Why, after your supposed defeat, Nabooru came by and spruced the place up with her sage powers. She even made it more hospitable and habitable for us."
Ganondorf's eyes widened in surprise. "Nabooru?! That traitorous Gerudo brought life to this place?!"
"You call her traitorous… but we call her the savior of Gerudo Valley. Because of her actions, we named the Divine Beast after her, Vah Naboris."
Ganondorf closed his eyes… before letting out a hearty laugh. "Heh, apparently that traitor was good for something after all."
"Now, let me ask you something. That whole thing with you attempting to intimidate me… were you just testing me to see if I was worthy to lead the Gerudo?"
Ganondorf let out an amused smirk, turning his back on her. "I have no idea what you're talking about." He said and walked off right as Mipha came in.
"I'm here! Where does it hurt?" Mipha asked before turning to Ganondorf. "Who was that, by the way?"
"…An opportunist." Urbosa said.
Ganondorf took one last look at Gerudo Town before letting out a chuckle. "She's done a better job than I would have done." He said to himself. "Gerudo Town is in the right hands." He then opened up a portal and walked in, the portal closing behind him as he walked back into the Smash mansion.
"So, how'd it go?" Zelda asked, filing her nails.
"Just about as well as you'd expect." Ganondorf said.
"Good to hear… by the way, someone was looking for you. They're out in the front yard."
"Oh really now?" Ganondorf walked off, heading outside and looking around the front area of the Smash Mansion. "Is anyone out there? Show yourself." He said, then seeing a flashing light that caught his attention as he walked further towards it… and once he got closer, he would see an X on the ground.
"An X…?" He wondered.
"X as in X MARKS THE SPOT OF YOUR DOOM!" A voice yelled as a laser struck Ganondorf.
"Rrrgh!" He grunted as he felt himself turning to stone as he turned around to see Fawful approaching him.
"Nyah ha ha ha ha! I have bagged the King of Evilness!"
"Rrrgh! Who are you!"
"Me? I am Fawful… the last person you'll ever see!"
Ganondorf smirked, the Triforce of Power glowing in his hand as he reached for Fawful. "You fool… you think mere petrification will stop me? I will bust out of here and I WILL-" He was completely petrified right after.
"I HAVE CHORTLES!"
Mellowed out, still an arrogant dick.