this is just an extremely short one shot that is only two paragraphs long that me and my friend jokingly came up with right after finishing our animal science final. its just something that will take about a minute to read if you are bored and you want a quick laugh. its about a small interaction between dobby and harry.

Albus Severus Potter is sorted into Slytherin, his worst nightmare has come true. Now that a Prophecy predicting the third rise of Voldemort coming from 'The house of snakes', Albus and his new friend Scorpius must fight to protect the house they've grown to love.

I have one job tonight. To keep Draco Malfoy from getting through to the Room of Requirement while the others are practicing. 5th Year. Written for the QLFC Round 5. **Still don't own HP

FULL TITLE: HOW TO MAKE A BAD IDEA WORSE: GALAS, GAMBLING, AND A BEARSKIN RUG. Part four in the series of sexy misadventures between Hermione and Sirius. This is the LAST and FINAL installment, so enjoy!

"If you're here to tell me that I'm supposed to save the world, is there any way I could pass on that? I mean, I don't want anyone to die, necessarily, but really don't want to go through that."

Perhaps inspired by the dire state of their world and their old shared obsession over the Boy Who Lived, Colin Creevey brings Romilda Vane to Madam Puttifoot's Tea Shop on Valentine's Day, 1998. To her surprise, Romilda discovers that perhaps this isn't the worst of holiday outings.

Lo se todo sobre Karen. Como es, que le gusta... Pero sigo sin ser capaz de pedirle salir.

Harry and Ginny have a secret. AU soulbond.

Since Ilvermorny, the North American wizarding school, was released, I decided to be nice to my inner 11 year old and send myself there.

James is a member of the order of the phoenix, one of their student members. Lily over hears a meeting where it reveals Snape is a member and James' brother. What will she do, join them or betray them? Will sparks fly between James and Lily? Who else is a part of this? Will Voldemort find them out?

This is a oneshot about Tedromeda in which the couple enjoys a little moment of privacy at Hogwarts where their relationship has to be kept hidden.

Perceraian memang menyakitkan. Terkadang itu adalah satu-satunya jalan menuju kebahagiaan. Benar, bagi Draco dan Hermione, tapi tidak untuk Ron.

Albus et Scorpius savent que leur relation serait beaucoup plus aisée si leurs parents arrivaient à s'entendre.

Ripped out of their time, bonded together and changed into something not-so human was most certainly not on the top of Harry, Ron and Hermione's to-do list. Harry/Hermione/Ron -REWRITE- Updated irregularly. Part 1 and 2 Complete. Part 3 being written.

Next Gen-ish, with a bit of a twist. There hasn't been a set pairing yet but I feel there will be, perhaps even more than one. Be for-warned as well that there is mentions of character death throughout the story. This is about the Man-Who-Lived-To-Save-Everybody but maybe not...everybody, and finding out that somethings aren't as lost as you've always thought. Maybe some will read?

Co by se stalo, kdyby se kromě klasických čarodějů, čarodějek, mudlů a různých kouzelnických bytostích vyskytovali ve světě ještě bilokanti? Mocní čarodějové s úžasnými schopnostmi. Jenže o tom Kate vůbec netuší. Až do svých jedenácti let vyrůstala v dětském domově, kdy se jí často zdávalo o černovlasém brýlatém chlapci s jizvou na čele. Potom ale nastala změna.

Wolfstar, getting together, Sirius POV, Muggle AU. Rated M in case. Music by Sirius is similar to Message to Bears. Friendship. Co-staring HP cast. ;P ...I stick around just to eat my sandwich, taking small sketches of him with my artistic eye - for later. My book is placed in front of me like a medieval shield of an old warrior – I am defending my secret.

Olivia Weasley (fem!Ron) reflects on the girl who used to be her best friend. Features genderbent!Trio and dead!darkish!fem!Harry (Alyssa Potter).

harry a été enlever. faut me prévenir si vous l'écrivez.

He must have done this a hundred times already: walked these streets and flittered the darkened alleys. Implied gore.

An exploration into the sexual cravings of one Hermione Granger. SSHG, EWE, BDSM, explicit language and adult themes. Do not read if underage.

Seventh year, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to spy on Snape for the Order while Harry and Ron hunt Horcruxes. She did not need Draco Malfoy to come into his werewolf inheritance over the summer and claim her as his mate. I really do suck at summaries. Rated M for adult situations and language.

He wanted freedom and she wanted adventure. So when they signed a contract they were forced to live under one roof and pretend like they were the happiest married couple in the world. So what happens if fire meets ice? Who would win the game of love?

The Dursleys die in an accident and the Wizarding World is left believing Harry Potter, the boy who lived, is dead. Little Harry, raised in America, knows nothing about Hogwarts or Voldemort. How will he react when the war comes crashing into his life? HP/GW, RL/NT, BW/FD, HG/OC. *Changing this to M rating soon for language and innuendo at least.* ON HIATUS

The Potter twins are attacked as children by Voldemort and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord did not die. Abused by the Dursleys they have found a home in Hogwarts. Will they ever find family amidst the dangers surrounding them? Please read warnings inside!