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Moments After The Aurum Had Been Defeated
"Now we can get back to eliminating the real enemy. The Underworld Army."
"So long, space scu-"
"Oh, that reminds me. I'm having the Underworld Army invade Remnant and the Mushroom Kingdom."
"WHAT?!" Everyone yelled.
"As soon as I came into play, I proceeded to send them out of our realm and into Remnant. I'm pretty sure everything is being destroyed as we speak."
"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US THIS SOONER?!" Viridi yelled.
"Why would I?"
"Oh, this is bad… this is very bad!" Ruby exclaimed.
Meanwhile, several thousand lightyears away…
BGM: Tall Trunk Galaxy (Super Mario Galaxy 2)
"Hmmhmmhmhmm~" Rosalina hummed as she hovered over the Big Tree Planet in Tall Trunk Galaxy, happily pulling off some leaves and putting them into a nearly full bag. A few Lumas had accompanied her and pulled off some leaves too, but a red Luma accidentally pulled off an entire stick.
"Whoops!"
Rosalina giggled. "That was more than likely a weak branch." She said as she pulled the leaves off of it and patted the Luma on the head. "Alright, this should be enough." She summoned her wand and then teleported them all back to the Observatory.
End BGM
BGM: Rosalina in the Observatory 3 (Super Mario Galaxy)
Rosalina walked over to the kitchen while the Lumas went around the Observatory to play. She walked inside and put the leaves all into a bowl. "There we go…" She smiled as she then proceeded to grind the leaves up, happily humming.
"Ah, making aloe is so calming…" Rosalina smiled, pouring the aloe into a jar and putting it into a cabinet where there were a ton of aloe jars inside. Once she was done, she walked over to the sink to wash the bowl, then put it away.
"There we go."
End BGM
Immediately, the alarm sounded shortly after. "Hmm?" She wondered as she walked out of the kitchen. "What's going on? Are we about to be hit by a meteor shower?"
"Nope." Polari responded.
"Is a nearby star about to go supernova and we're in the line of fire?"
"Thankfully, no."
"Are we in the direct path of a space race? If so, I'm cashing in fifty Star Bits on the winner."
"Nope."
"Stray comet?"
"Nope!"
"Hmm… then it could be a rogue black hole or-" They would notice a large object approaching the Observatory, complete with strange creatures coming out before the object came to a stop. "…Oooor…. Uh…?"
"01010111 01100101 00100000 01010111 01101001 01101100 01101100 00100000 01000100 01100101 01110011 01110100 01110010 01101111 01111001" (We will destroy)
Rosalina tilted her head. "Huh… you don't see that every day…"
Immediately, several Tribytes came out and surrounded Rosalina. "Mama… I'm scared!" A Luma exclaimed.
"01000100 01101001 01100101 00100001 00001010" (Die!)
Rosalina took out her wand. "Alright, I'm not sure what's going on, but if you wish to pick a fight, you will sorely regret it." She said calmly.
BGM: In the Aurum Hive (Kid Icarus Uprising)
The Tribytes fired at Rosalina, but she swiftly conjured up a reflective force field that would reflect back the shots, which destroyed them rather easily. She would then look at the large planet-like object in front of her. "Children, go into the library. I will deal with this." She instructed as the Lumas all flew into the Library. "Polari, make sure none of them get out until I return."
"Understood!" Polari nodded as he flew off, making sure each of the Lumas were evacuated while Rosalina floated up and flew toward the planet in question. She would immediately be greeted by Sios as they would fire black holes at her while Quoils would ram into her but Rosalina simply threw a few cosmic waves at them to dispatch them.
A Taxlax flew to her and then opened up, firing shots at her where she would swiftly throw a small comet at it and then conjured up cosmic fire and threw fireballs at it to dispatch it, and then she flew further along until she was surrounded by Dohzes, where they would send out Jyok's and Tribytes to completely surround her.
"01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110100 01101110 01110101 01101101 01100010 01100101 01110010 01100101 01100100 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101000 01101111 01110000 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101111 00101101" (You are outnumbered. You cannot hope to-)
Rosalina quickly shut them up by a cosmic shockwave that destroyed them all. "Can't they say anything else besides random numbers? And why is just zeroes and ones, specifically?" She wondered as she would fly directly inside the planet, where she would see remnants of a battle having unfolded.
"Hmm… it seems as if there was a battle in here recently. I wonder if anyone survived…" She wondered as she flew through, quickly destroying Baglos and Biotas before she got to the main center. "Oh, is this the brain of the operations?"
End BGM
She flew over toward it, seeing a faint glow and spotted someone trapped inside it. "Oh!" She flew over toward it and pulled him out, finding a platform for her to put him down. She would immediately pull out a 1-Up. "Come on, say something." She whispered as she shoved it into his mouth.
"Nnngh…"
"That's it… easy…" She said as he suddenly caught ablaze.
"Heheheh… HAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL!" He yelled and grabbed Rosalina by the throat.
"Mmmph!"
"You revived the Aurum! You may have destroyed the stragglers but with me in charge, I can revive them and shape them in my image!" He said, throwing her away but she recovered immediately.
"Who are you?" Rosalina demanded.
"I am Pyrrhon, the sun god! But with me being in control of the Aurum, I am a SUPER GOD INFINITY PLUS! Ultimate power is all Pyrrhon's… and you… you will be the perfect vessel! With you, I'll have a whole army consisting of you and those who live in your home!"
Rosalina sighed exasperatedly. "I sure meet the weirdos in these cosmos…" She said as Pyrrhon rushed toward her and punched her, but she swiftly blocked with her hand.
"What?!"
"I'm not sure what the Aurum are, but I've a feeling that whatever that is that you were in scrambled your brain." Rosalina guessed.
"The Aurum will consume all! NOW HOLD STILL SO I CAN PUT YOU INSIDE THE AURUM BRAIN!"
"With just you trying to overpower me? Oh honey, you're going to have to try harder than that." She said, casually throwing him aside.
"Fine then! I'll just have to power you down the old fashioned way!" He grinned, getting in a fighting stance. "It's time I make a comeback! PYRRHON'S EPIC COMEBACK STARTS NOW! SHAZAMMITYLAM!"
Rosalina sweatdropped. "He's not just a weirdo, he's a straight up whackjob…" She mumbled to herself.
BGM: Mysterious Invaders (Kid Icarus: Uprising)
Pyrrhon flew over toward Rosalina, swiftly punching her but she would swiftly move to the side to avoid getting hit as she would push him away into a wall. Pyrrhon launched out and threw fireballs at her, but Rosalina manipulated the gravity field around her as the fireballs were thrown down toward the ground.
Pyrrhon lunged at Rosalina, quickly throwing punches and kicks, but Rosalina weaved her head from the punches while using a force field on her abdomen to avoid getting hit by his kicks, then she telekinetically grabbed him and threw him to another wall, then she threw Star Bits at him. He would quickly blast the Star Bits away and flew at her again.
Rosalina flew down to avoid the attack and then threw a cosmic wave at him, striking him as he was knocked back. She would then form cosmic matter around her and morphed it into a bow and arrow as she pulled the string back and fired a dark matter arrow, to which Pyrrhon avoided it. "Ha! You missed!"
"True, but I wasn't really trying to hit you." She smiled as Pyrrhon raised an eyebrow before his eyebrows raised as he turned around to see the Dark Matter arrow striking the Aurum Brain, and watched it disintegrate.
"NO!" He yelled as Rosalina grabbed him by the ear and teleported away with him while the Aurum planet started to disintegrate until nothing remained.
End BGM
"Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow OW!" He yelled as Rosalina was dragging him by the ear toward the center of the Observatory.
"Explain yourself." She ordered, dropping him to the ground.
"Mmph! Alright, fine! Palutena's Forces, the Underworld Army and the Forces of Nature were having a massive cat fight, so I thought I'd join the party... and had the Aurum attack everything for the heck of it."
"...And why on earth did you do that?"
"Because I got bored! Everyone was having fun so I thought I'd crash their party! I told them everything about the Aurum, they banded together and they stopped the Aurum and then I took over. They sensed the discord between them so they took that opportunity to make themselves known."
"...So you basically did all of this for the fun of it?"
"Pretty much! With hardly any of us left, we high tailed it out of there until we ran into you! Thought we could use more of our army but unfortunately, that couldn't happen because someone had to go and disintegrate them all!"
Rosalina rolled her eyes, rubbing the left side of her temple. "Oh cosmos..."
"Ah well, I'm sure there's some other kind of mischief I can get into! Not sure what, but I'll find it. I humbly thank you for freeing me of this Aurum curse! I am forever in your debt." He said, kneeling on one knee, taking her hand and kissing it.
Rosalina sweatdropped. "You're not even making any sense!"
"May I ask for your name? Your power was extraordinary!"
"Um... Rosalina."
"That's a pretty name!" He said, standing up. "I can sense massive power within you! How much power were you using?"
"Um, one percent? I usually tend to hold back."
"Ah! You hold back... that must mean you are the most powerful being in the universe! Imagine if you were at a hundred percent of your power, you'd be unstoppable if you cut loose!"
"Mmm, I'm not sure if that'd be wise. I'd rather not destroy everything... not again."
"Again?" Pyrrhon looked intrigued. "What happened the first time this happened? Lost your temper or was it just morbid curiosity?"
"I'd rather not go into it, but let's just say a galaxy no longer exists the last time I "cut loose"."
"Hoo! And you're definitely not proud of it. Maybe it is a good thing you hold back. Makes sense that you would rather toy with me instead of flat out putting me out of my misery."
"Indeed. I would rather spare lives instead of taking them. It is not who I am. A life is meant to be preserved, not taken away."
"Wise words! Well... I am off to travel through the cosmos! Maybe someday, we'll meet again! Until then, space queen!"
"Oh, I'm no queen."
"Then what's with the crown on your head?"
"Oh this? The Lumas made this for me a long time ago. Isn't it adorable?" She giggled.
"Those little star things crafted that? Well, I'll be! That's the finest craftsmanship I've ever seen!" He said and then floated up. "Until we meet again, Cosmic Queen! I am off!" He said and flew off.
"I said I'm not- oh never mind..." Rosalina sighed before shaking her head with a chuckle. "I sure meet the weirdos in these cosmos. Hopefully I'll meet someone less... weird than him."
She raised her wand up in the air, the Observatory roaring to life as it took off into the depths of space once again.
Ibuki: *grinning* After that, Rosie-chan meets us!
Yes, indeed.
