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A Week After the War with Dark Samus and Ridley...
BGM: Gleam Glacier 1 (Super Princess Peach)
It was a lovely time in the world of Remnant, everyone was gearing up and having a fun time getting ready to celebrate the holiday everyone loved to enjoy. Christmas, a lovely time to hang out with your family, the one gift that keeps on giving.
Of course, there were some people who were still wrapping presents underneath the tree or to give to their loved ones the next day.
"Last Christmas, I gave you my scythe~ But the very next day, it was also a gun~ This year, I'll save you the hype~ And give it to someone special~!"
Like with Ruby singing a song while wrapping a present. Said present was very scythe-like but hey, no one told her how to wrap presents in the shape of a box.
Of course, there were also the ones that liked to sing a happy little Christmas tune to get everyone's spirits up.
"You better watch out, you better not cheer~ You better not be happy, I'm telling you why~ Salem is comiiiiiing to town~ She sees you when you're happy~ She knows when you're grinning~ She knows when you've been good, so beware… for she sucks the fun out of everything, for goodness sake~!"
…Well, most of the time.
Ozpin let out a chuckle, putting a wreath on the window. "There we go." He said.
"Regardless of the song you just sang, I wonder if you put a little too much on that window." Glynda wondered.
"Hmm…" Ozpin looked at the many wreaths, Christmas decals and window ornaments, not to mention a few singular candles were lit. "Nah, I don't think so." He said as he turned around. "Now then, let's see if we can-" He heard a loud crack. "…Oh bother." He mumbled as the window shattered.
"…That window does not like you."
"No, it does not."
And speaking of Salem…
"Let's see here…" Salem would look through her to-do list. "4:00, wallow in self pity; 4:30, stare into the abyss; 5:00, solve world hunger, tell no one; 5:30, jazzercize; 6:30, dinner with me - I can't cancel that again; 7:00, wrestle with my self loathing… I'm booked!" She would walk off, unaware of Tyrian sneaking in and add something into her list before taking off running with a giggle.
Salem would arrive to check her list again and then noticed what Tyrian had put in. "Hmm? 7:30… dinner with Tyrian?" She pulled out a marker and crossed that out, replacing that with "Cuss out the Gods". "There we go." She said as she walked off.
Tyrian snapped his fingers. "Darn it!"
While certain people were getting their windows fixed or practicing self care (If you can call "Self loathing" as self care as far as Salem was concerned) others were having an enjoyable dinner together.
In Mario's home, for instance, Mario and Luigi were having an enjoyable prime rib together, and joining them were the Wario Bros. Wario took a sip of his grape juice as there was a certain amount of awkwardness in the house that could be cut with a thin knife.
Luigi cut through a potato with parmesean cheese glued underneath it and took a bite. "Luigi." Waluigi spoke up.
"…Yes?"
"Pass the rolls, please."
"Sure." Luigi passed the rolls over.
"Ah, how about this. A civilized dinner with the four of us. Who woulda thunk." Wario chuckled, tearing into his prime rib.
Mario let out a chuckle. "Indeed."
Awkward… Hoopa thought.
Though there were some people who, despite loved ones having a fun time outside, were absolute Scrooges, such as with Samus wearing layers upon layers of sweaters, scarves, hats, ear muffs, pajama pants and socks… but to her dismay, she was still freezing while Pikachu, Pichu, Newt, Chell and Cave were having a fun time playing outside.
"Screw the cold and screw my Metroid DNA." Samus said muffled with several scarves over her mouth, she even shivered a bit, despite sitting next to the fireplace. "I have one thing to say about this cold weather: Bah humbug."
And as for Team JINXY… well, it was just currently Nyx and Xena/Yagami chilling at their house.
"So, how was the comedy club?" Xena asked, sitting on the couch.
"Oh, it was pretty great. Yang and I killed it." Nyx smiled. "I can definitely tell Yang is getting better. It definitely made her day."
"That's good!" Xena smiled as Nyx sat down next to her, wrapping an arm around her.
"Now, I can just relax and just… watch some Christmas specials with two of my best friends." Nyx smiled as Xena snapped her fingers as a blanket appeared and wrapped around the two while Nyx turned the TV on.
End BGM
A little bit later…
"Oh Blizzy, you just can't melt!"
BGM: News (Pokemon Colosseum)
"Oh come on… you can't just interrupt Blizzy the Snowman like that!" Nyx said in dismay. "It was getting to the good part…"
"Breaking news! Toys from the Mario Toy Company have been stolen. These toys were a gift to those orphaned by the Phazon War. There was no evidence other than banana peels. More on this story as we find our more information."
End BGM
Xena raised an eyebrow. "What did DK want to do with them?"
"I hear he has an odd love for those." Nyx responded. "Mario had to chase him down a few times because of this."
Xena blinked. "That would explain why we saw him playing with those toys the other day…"
"Yup… so, you think we should get them back? I'd suggest let Mario handle it but I'm sure he's busy with other stuff today."
"Yeah, let's do that." Xena nodded.
"Good, I'd hate for those kids not to have a good Christmas. Where do you think he'd take 'em?"
"The jungle's too obvious."
"Maybe Mushroom City?"
"Hmm, you know what? I can see that. No way anyone at the Smash Mansion would let him keep those… other than Diddy. Maaaaybe Bowser if only to steal them for Junior."
"That would make sense… and totally a Bowser thing to do." Xena nodded.
"I know right?" Nyx chuckled. "But hey, let's hit the streets. I'm going to get my gear."
"Kay. We'll meet you out front." Xena said and then teleported out once she put a scarf around her neck. Nyx would walk into her room to grab her gear, putting it on and got into her suit.
"There we go. Man… I was so looking forward to relax and have some hot chocolate with my best friends."
Outside…
Xena let out a sigh. "Man, we were so looking forward to relaxing with our best friend."
"We can do that after!"
"True." Xena giggled as Nyx came out.
"Alright, I'm good to go." Nyx smiled.
"Let's go!" Xena grinned.
One taking the Wiggler Bus to Mushroom City later…
BGM: Traverse Town (Kingdom Hearts)
"Ya know, maybe after this, we should just go tropical. Grab Jade and Iris, have ourselves a beach day." Nyx brought up.
"We're totally game for that!"
"Yeah!"
"Yeah, we're doing that." Nyx chuckled. "Pretty sure we can take a trip anywhere. Any ideas?"
"Peach Beach?" Xena suggested.
"That works!" Nyx nodded as they wandered around the city as they would spot a freight train going around town fittingly titled "Polar Express". "Oh, are they doing a reenactment of that?"
"That or they're giving a tour of the place with all the Christmas decorations." Xena shrugged.
"Good point. Now, if I was an eight hundred pound gorilla, where would I be?"
"Probably climbing a skyscraper."
"That narrows it down to… all of 'em."
"It would probably be one where he can see everyone comi-" Nyx would see a construction site with Donkey Kong casually chilling on a girder. "Oooor he can be there."
End BGM
BGM: Opening - Donkey Kong (Super Smash Bros Brawl) (Start at 0:26)
Xena gave DK a deadpanned look. "Of course, he totally would be on there, given his odd love for construction sites."
"I mean, if you're going to cause troule without causing a lot of damage, this would be where I would do it."
"Yup." Xena agreed as they walked in.
Nyx would look up immediately after. "Whoa, heads up!" She said as Xena looked up to see a barrel coming toward them, but Xena telekinetically stopped it as she gently put it down next to her, then Nyx would look up to see DK. "Hey Donkey!" She waved.
"Hoo hoo!" He greeted back as Xena teleported the two up on top.
"So uh, sorry to be a spoil sport, but we kinda need those toys that you had stolen. They're for the orphans."
Donkey Kong simply tilted his head in confusion.
"Oh come on, big guy. Don't play dumb with us. We know you have it." Xena said as DK looked even more confused.
"There were bananas at the scene. So unless someone is framing you, it has to be you given your past with the toys."
Donkey Kong pulled over a box and opened it up, dumping out bags of peanuts, bongos and… of all things, cheese. "Hoo."
"Okay, someone's obviously framing this guy." Xena said.
"The hell? Who would be crazy enough to steal toys?"
"Obviously someone who likes bananas, but… who?"
"Maybe we should ask around at the Smash Mansion. Someone has to know something." Nyx said.
"Yeah." Xena nodded and turned to Donkey Kong. "Sorry big guy, go back to being… well, a lovable doofus."
Donkey Kong flashed a grin and gave them a thumbs up. "Okay!" He said and went back to doing his usual shenanigans while they walked down the girders after waving goodbye to him.
End BGM
"Alright, let's get Iris and Jade. This is probably going to be a full team job."
"Already ahead of ya." Xena said as she telepathically called Iris and Jade. "Hey, meet us the Smash Mansion. The three of us have to tell you something."
"On my way!" Jade said.
"Be right there." Iris responded.
"Lead the way!" Nyx smiled as Xena took her hand as they teleported to the Smash Mansion, then Iris and Jade approached them.
"What's up?" Jade asked.
"We have a bit of an issue." Nyx responded.
"Oh, I'm sure it's not that bad." Iris said.
"Children's toys from the Mario Toy Company have been stolen and is framing Donkey Kong." Nyx told her.
"…For once, he didn't do it?" Jade asked.
"Nope, we stopped by a construction site and he emptied out peanuts, bongos and… cheese, for some reason." Nyx shrugged. "So, we figured maybe someone in the Smash Mansion would know who else other than the Kongs and K. Rool likes bananas that much."
"Well, I doubt K. Rool would be interested in toys." Iris said. "So, definitely ruling him out."
"Wouldn't hurt to ask around." Xena said and with a nod, they walked in and walked around, where they would come across Wii Fit Trainer doing some poses out of her yoga room.
"Hey Wii Fit!" Jade greeted.
"Hmm? Ah, namaste." She started to do some deep breathing exercises. "What seems to be the trouble?"
"You know anything about a banana nut?" Iris asked.
"Ah, so you've seen the news too." She went into a tree pose and closed her eyes.
"Do you know anything about this toy thief?" Xena asked.
"Hmm... aside from the clue being bananas, I would assume-"
"It's not Donkey Kong, or any of the Kongs or K. Rool for that matter."
"Hmm..." She reached for a banana smoothei. "I don't recall seeing anyone holding a bag of toys. Perhaps you have to look into your inner core and ask yourself: "Who would be responsible for the toy robbery"." She advised.
"Hmm… maybe. Thanks, Wii Fit!" Nyx waved.
"You're welcome." She responded as they walked off.
"Well, that was a bust." Xena mumbled.
"I'm sure we'll find someone else with a lead." Iris said.
"Yeah, we just need to find the right guy." Nyx agreed as she turned her head to see Link throwing in a few practice swings. "…Like him! Hey! Link!"
"Hmm? Oh, hey girls." He waved as JINXY approached him.
"Hey. You know anyone obsessed with Bananas besides the Kongs and ? Someone stole a bunch of toys and tried to frame DK for it." Nyx explained.
"Someone obsessed with bananas…" Link folded his arms. "I don't know who would be crazily obsessed with bananas… unless…" He facepalmed. "Oh Hylia, he would."
"Given your face, you do know someone." Jade said.
"Yeah, the Yiga Clan."
"The Yiga Clan? Wait, you mean those renegade Sheikah?" Nyx asked.
"Yuuuup, the very same."
"I wouldn't put it past Kohga if he did something like this." Fi responded.
"Well, where are they set up?" Nyx asked.
"Gerudo Desert."
Nyx sweatdropped. "Fuuuun… welp, might as well go into a desert base. At least it's not another volcanic wasteland!"
"Agreed." The other girls nodded.
"You wanna come with? We would need a guide anyway." Nyx offered.
"Sure, I've got nothing better to do." Link nodded. "I'm your best guide anyway." He let out a chuckle. "Let's go." They would head into a portal leading to Hyrule and went into his era. "Alright, setting the coordinates… now." He said as they were taken to a tower in Gerudo Desert.
BGM: Field - Desert (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild)
"Whoa!" Xena yelped as she stumbled a bit. "Nngh…"
"That's a bit trippy…" Iris groaned as Link immediately changed into his Gerudo Gear.
"You get used to it."
"Xena… do us a favor and don't tweak your teleportion to this." Nyx requested as she felt a bit nauseous with Jade on her hands and knees, trying to fight it off.
"Yeah, we weren't planning on that…" Xena said, rubbing her head.
"So where are we headed?" Nyx asked.
Link looked off toward the distance and pointed towards the mountain. "We're going to that mountain over there."
"Huh, that seems like a defensible location." Nyx said.
"Yup." Link took a running start and jumped off, pulling out his glider as he made his way over, then Xena jumped off and started to levitate down.
Nyx sweatdropped. "Well… looks like we'll have to play catch up."
"We can catch you!" Xena told her.
"No thanks! After teleporting like that, I'd rather not fall for a while!" Iris said.
"Agreed." Jade and Nyx nodded.
"Oookay, suit yourselves!" Xena would fly down toward the sand.
"Wimps."
Xena snickered. "Right?" She giggled as she headed off.
"…Why do I feel like Yagami just called us wimps?" Nyx deadpanned.
"I'm not putting it past her." Iris rolled her eyes.
Later…
The three would make their way toward the shade where Xena/Yagami and Link were at. The former two were drawing in the sand while waiting while Link was busy looking through his bottomless inventory. "There you guys are." Xena said.
"Thanks for waiting for us." Nyx chuckled.
"We could've started the party without ya, but we're not that cruel." Xena giggled, causing Link to roll his eyes.
"Okay, so how are we doing this? Sneak our way in or smash our way through?" Nyx wondered.
"I would say sneak in, but if I know the Yiga clan, they'd probably have guards who can easily ambush us the moment we try to sneak by." Link said.
"There's a 99% probability of that happening."
"Oh, so we're doing this the fun way!" Nyx grinned.
"As if we weren't going to do it the fun way?" Iris rolled her eyes with a smirk.
Jade smirked. "Let's get those toys back, girls! …And Link." She readied her Poltergust as everyone else got ready to fight as they charged ahead.
BGM: Blades of the Yiga (Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity)
"Oooh, I'm picking up on a looooot of people here." Nyx said, her semblance picking up on a lot of bodies.
"That doesn't surprise me." Link responded as they got up to the door, and then he pulled out a Remote Bomb and rolled it to the door right as a Yiga Clan Member walked out.
"Hmhmhm- Hmm? HEY!" He yelled, only for Link to detonate the bomb as he went flying toward a rock wall and slammed into it head first with his legs sticking out. "I'm okay!"
The door fell down shortly after. "Let's go." Link said.
"Niiiice." Nyx giggled. "I should definitely add some detonators to my traps."
"Congrats, you gave her an idea." Jade teased, causing Link to sweatdrop as they walked in.
"Oh, don't worry, Link. I won't use it on you and Zelda in any of the Smash fights. …Ganon, on the other hand…"
"He can take it." Link chuckled.
"Yeah." Nyx chuckled as they saw the Yiga Clan charging at them.
"Hey Yagami." Xena spoke up.
"Yeah?"
"Wanna cut loose?"
"Oh HELL yeah!" She exclaimed excitedly as she took over. "Let's dance!" She said as they charged ahead and started beating the hell out of all the clan members without much effort, even the Blademasters were at the mercy of Yagami throwing them around and getting beaten up by the rest of her team.
Nyx would fire an arrow at a Yiga who was attempting a "Death from Above" trick without even looking at him. "Geez… they're desperate with dumb ideas."
"Tell me about it." Iris said, pointing her gun behind her and shot up a Yiga without even looking as well, while Jade froze one up with her ice element.
"Something tells me these guys don't have high IQ." Jade said.
"What gave you that idea?" Yagami rolled her eyes, casually telekinetically catching a bomb arrow and sending it back while some Yiga members were caught in a trap as Link jumped in and did a charged up Spin Attack to send them flying, and then he pulled out his Bomb Arrow and fired at the last remaining Yiga to knock them unconscious.
End BGM
"Ooooh, that had to hurt." Nyx winced.
"They're okay." Link chuckled.
"No, we're not!"
"…Mostly okay."
"Alright, tell us where your boss is if you don't want to suffer any more bruises." Nyx said.
"He's… in his quarters… oooow…" One groaned as Yagami walked up to him.
"And where do we find his quarters?" Yagami demanded.
"Like I'd tell you!"
"I wasn't asking." She smirked sadistically, telekinetically holding him up. "You should know I'm Xena's darker personality, meaning I don't hold back compared to her. Now tell us where his quarters are at or you'll start losing your limbs."
"Y-you're bluffing!"
"Oh, am I~?" Yagami smirked with a cheerful sadistic look in her eyes as she started to pull. "Hmm, should I start with the pinky or the thumb on your hands? Which one is the most useless~?"
"AAAH! OKAY OKAY OKAY! TAKE THE STAIRS AND HE'S AT THE END OF THE HALL!" He yelled as Yagami dropped him. "Ooof!"
"Thank you~!" She said cheerfully and walked off with a hum.
"Nice bluff."
Yagami giggled. "It's too much fun!"
Nyx giggled with her. "Oh, why do I expect that when we leave for Peach Beach, you're going to be doing a lot of shenanigans?"
"You know me too well." Yagami smiled.
Iris sighed, shaking her head with a smile. "What are we gonna do with you, Yagami?" She chuckled while Jade giggled.
She might be on our side but she still unnerves me… Link thought.
"Let's get those toys back!" Nyx smirked.
Inside Kohga's quarters..
"Ah, help me, Mario! Don't worry, Peach! I will protect you from the big bad chibi Bowser! En garde!" There was an explosion shortly after. "YIPE!" He yelped.
"Alright, hands up!" Nyx yelled before realizing what he was doing. "Wait… are you just playing with the toys?"
"Uh… yeah? What about it?" Kohga asked as a Mini Rosalina fell into a toy spike pit. "Ah! Rosie, you should've waited for the little platform, you silly girl!" He said as the others sweatdropped.
"Remind me to bring him to Rosie right after this." Nyx said.
"Noted…" Yagami nodded.
"Ooookay, so… anyway, we need those toys back for the orphans so either give 'em to us or we do this the hard way." Nyx said.
"No! They're mine! I tried my darndest to order them but they kept ending up in Gerudo Town! To make matters worse, Urbosa and the other ladies are playing with them, worst of all, Mipha comes over and plays with them too! So I had to go and take all these toys for myself!"
Link facepalmed. "Oh, why am I not surprised…"
"Besides, kids these days want electronic screens and expensive video game consoles! So i'll have all the toys to myself! Besides, they can make more!"
Jade facepalmed. "Do you even hear yourself?"
Nyx sighed. "It's the sentiment behind the gift, ya moron."
"Ah, who cares! All these toys are for my personal enjoyment!" He said as a mini Luigi fell off a tiny platform… and landed in some spikes. "Like this little guy who keeps failing at everything for my amusement! Hahahaha! I don't know why people find this amusing but it's enjoyable!"
Link pinched the bridge of his nose before pulling out his Sheikah Slate and used Magnesis to pull them away from him.
BGM: Carol of the Bells (Trans-Siberian Orchestra)
"Ack! HEY!"
"We're cutting you off." Link said.
"You think you can take these toys away from ME?!" He got up and squared up. "ME?! I DON'T THINK SO!"
"…Alright, let's take this… manchild down." Nyx said.
"This is just sad…" Yagami said as she lifted herself off the ground. "But also highly amusing."
"Let's rock." Jade said as they got ready to fight.
Toy Thief - Kohga
Kohga clapped his hands together as spiked balls wrapped around him as he threw them at the group but they swiftly dodged as Nyx would fire a few crossbow bolts but Kohga quickly grabbed them as he let out a chuckle and threw them to the side, then Link came running in and slashed him, but Kohga put up a force field. "Ha ha! Eat THIS!" He exclaimed, conjuring up a metal ball and throwing it, however Link would catch it with Magnesis and threw it back at him. "Ooof!" He grunted as he fell on his back.
Iris would immediately run toward him, her gun forming into a blade as she swiftly slashed at him. Kohga would get back up and grab a hold of her, but he would get blasted in the face by Yagami throwing telekinetic blasts at him.
"Get some of THIS!" He yelled, conjuring up small metal balls and throwing the balls at them but Jade caught one with her poltergust.
"Thank you~!" She smiled before shooting it back and hitting him in the face, then blasting him with cold water where Link fired a shock arrow.
"BZZZT! HGRRRRK!"
Yagami closed her eyes, clapping her hands together as a few bombs surrounded her. She let out a smirk and telekinetically threw them at Kohga. "Yack!" Kohga yelped as he flinched, but they didn't explode where he would see they just surrounded him. "Phew! They're duds!" He said, but Yagami snapped her fingers as the bombs exploded with pure telekinetic energy. "YAAAAAAAGH!"
"Gods, I love this move." Yagami smiled as Kohga got back up and punched the ground as explosions happened around him but they would easily get out of the way when the ground lit up, and then Nyx pressed a button as two ropes came down and grabbed a hold of him, pulling his arms and legs up.
"Alright, hit him like a pinata!" Nyx encouraged as Yagami conjured up a bat and swung it hard enough that he was sent flying toward a wall. Kohga got back up and dodged the boomerang that Link had thrown at him as he clasped his hands together to make a clone of himself.
"Ooooh! Which one is the real deal? I'll give you a hint! It's the one who will kill you to death!" Kohga said as both of them lunged, but Yagami would grab the both of them.
"Let's see who can last the punishment the longest~" Yagami smirked, conjuring up several telekietic orbs and throwing them at the both of them, where one Kohga disappeared and the other was still getting pelted.
"OW OW OW OW OW OW!"
"We have a winner~!" Yagami smiled as she tossed him to a wall, as he then got up, only to see Nyx pulling out a Turret.
"Hello!" The Turret greeted.
"Alright, you have a choice. You either give up and give us all the toys or this thing will riddle you full of holes." Nyx said as Iris would ready her rifle. "Oh, and so will she."
"How about-" Kohga put up a reflective force field and tried to run, but Yagami teleported near him.
"Where are you going? We were just getting to know each other~"
Kohga gulped. "ALRIGHT ALRIGHT, I yield! …Mostly because this chick is really creeping me out!"
End BGM
Nyx smiled. "Good choice." She said, dismissing the Turret.
"Alright, so I can go now, right?" Kohga asked but Yagami held him up. "Yipe!"
"You're not going anywhere."
Later…
"Is that all of it?" Link asked as Fi was counting everything in the bags.
"Yes. All the toys are accounted for." Fi said.
"Perfect. Now let's go take these back." Nyx smiled. "Thanks for everything, Link."
"Anytime." Link nodded.
BGM: Believe (Josh Groban)
Yagami closed her eyes, teleporting them back to Remnant as they would arrive at the Mario Toy Company and delivered the sacks of toys. The five of them walked out while waving to the workers as Yagami teleported them to Toad Town.
Minutes after they left, the Toy Company closed down for the night as the Toad Workers headed home, and then soon after, a sled pulled up on the roof. Soon after, the sacks of toys were placed on the back of the sleigh, and riding on it was none other than Rodin- I mean, Santa Claus.
With a crack of a whip, the Stantler that was pulling his sleigh started to take off with a Wyrdeer (That happened to have a red lightbulb planted on his nose) up front and flew off toward the snowing sky.
The next day, orphans would wake up at the orphanage as they would head toward the Christmas Tree and would see tons of presents for them. They would immediately run over and ripped apart the presents that contained the Mini figures.
At the Future Foundation, there was a bit of a gift exchange with Class of 77-B also invited. Aoi found herself with a brand new swimming suit from Kyoko. Kyoko had herself a Christmas sweater that was made by Aoi. Byakuya had a "How to be less condescending" book that Toka had given him while Byakuya had given her extra pair of scissors that he would probably regret later on. Makoto had himself a figurine of him acting and dressed up as Phoenix Wright, courtesy of Kyoko.
As for the others, Ibuki had herself a brand new electric guitar, Gundam gave his little Devas sweaters, Sonia Nevermind had collectible figurines of Freddy Kruger, Jason Vorhees, Michael Meyers, the Huntress, and all the playable killers from Dead by Daylight while also having a cosplay outfit of the Painter, Mahiru had a new extremely durable camera that was also waterproof, Teruteru got himself new cooking utensils, Hajime and Komaeda had sweaters that were unfortunately a tad itchy, Peko got a new sword, who she immediately gave to Fuyuhiko, Akane had a "make your own food" kit… which she immediately devoured. Hiyoko got herself new tessans, Souda and Mikan both got new tools for their profession, Ryota had himself a book titled "How to protect yourself from Spy Checking" that Ibuki gave him and Nekomaru got himself some new weightlifts.
There was one last present lying on the ground that Hajime decided to pick up and take to the other room where he would see Chiaki snoring on her PC. Hajime gently put the present down and took it out of the box, setting it up near the TV, which was none other than a Switch OLED. Hajime would gently kiss the sleeping Chiaki on her forehead as he walked out.
Ruby handed Pit his gift, which was a gigantic scythe that she had crafted for him as Pit would give her his present as Ruby opened it up and saw that he had made a Rose Bow for her, decked out in her colors and when she went to fire an arrow, the arrow would be decked out in roses and was also silver. The two would embrace and shared a kiss.
Claude removed his hands from Yang's eyes as she would see that he gave her a brand new Wyvern that he had been secretly raising from underneath Yang's nose, with the help of Lysithea and Hilda. Yang would then whistle as Summer and Tai would come out with a motorcycle for Claude, decked out with the Golden Deer logo.
At Peach's Castle, Peach opened up the door and saw Mario standing there, handing her his gift as Peach smiled, then the both of them would see they were under the mistletoe. Both of them blushed as they both leaned in, closing their eyes and shared a kiss while behind Peach, Luigi and Daisy were fist pumping and high fiving each other.
In Atlas, Ironwood opened up his gift to see Esdeath had given him a "World's Best #1 Dad" mug. He let out a chuckle and looked up at Esdeath who was wearing a "Who's your Irondaddy" sweater that had made both the Ace Ops and Winter Ops laugh with Harriet smirking with a "Worth it!" look in her eyes.
Futaba opened her gift up, which was a brand spanking new PC that was faster than her old one. She let out a gasp and immediately hugged both Akira and Sojiro, both of them hugging her back.
Sora and Kairi both looked outside together, both of them looking at each other with a smile… and then they would notice a mistletoe above them. Both of them blushed and seemed to hesitate, but with a helpful push from Pyra and Mythra, the two of them lip locked as they both wrapped their arms around each other, all the while Lea was sitting above them with a fishing pole and the mistletoe with a "It's about time!" expression.
At Bowser's Castle, Bowser and the Koopa Troop watched Junior rip his presents open as there were a few Mini toys consisting of Bowser, Peach and Mario. Junior had a smile on his face as he happily hugged his father with a "Thank you!", causing Bowser to smile and patted him on the head.
All in all… everyone had a wonderful Christmas.
End BGM
As for Kohga…
"Wait wait wait wait! Can we talk about this!" Kohga exclaimed as he was tied up to a stake.
"Fire!"
"Ack! No no no! Gah! Why do these snowballs hurt!" Kohga cried as he was pelted by snowballs from the Lumas as Rosalina watched with a smile on her face. JINXY was nearby and watched it unfold as well. "Ow! Ooof! Freezing cold! AAAAAAH!"
"Thanks for telling me about that incident." Rosalina said.
"Our pleasure." Nyx chuckled.
"Yow! Mmmph! Ooooh, it's going down my back! AAAAH! THAT'S FREEZING!"
Nearby, Bayonetta and Rodin also watched, the latter letting out a puff of smoke from his cigar. "You've done it again, Rodin." Bayonetta said.
"I have no idea what you're talking about. Santa Claus did all the work."
"Right right." Bayonetta chuckled.
"Merry Christmas." Rodin told her and then looked toward the screen. "Merry Christmas to you too, and to all a good night."
Meanwhile...
Salem looked out both ways as she stared out into the canyon. Just this once... She thought. "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!" She yelled.
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
Salem smirked. Why not do it again? After all, no one was looking. "YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
"THE GODS ARE NUMBSKULLS!"
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
Salem blinked a few times. Did it just...? Nah, it couldn't have. "I'm the most dazzling and beautiful witch in all of Remnant!" She smirked, waiting for the pleasant sound of-
"YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"
Salem facepalmed. "Of course, my echo has to be broken. What are the odds." She grumbled as she walked off in annoyance... and then Dimentio popped up with a recorder.
"All too easy." He chuckled and then turned toward the screen. "Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!"
Merry Christmas! ...Eve! This is something that Cody and I have been working on for about a week where I would then fix things up a bit while adding a bit of my own magic to it. Anywho, could this be canon? Could this be non-canon? Could this be... *gasp* an AU where none of the Phazon stuff happened until after Christmas? The answer is up to you, my friends...
Ibuki: *strumming her guitar* Fancy!
EDIT: SURPRIIIIISE! It's actually canon!