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The Day After the Ultimates Came For Celeste…
The sun started to set on Castlevania, dipping below the horizon until darkness filled the land. Once the sun had disappeared….
"Haaaaah…" Celeste yawned as she rose up from her bed, which happened to be a coffin that was decorated with a blanket and a pillow inside. "Mmm…" She rubbed her eyes and stretched. She then had a happy smile on her face as she climbed out of bed.
"Hmhmhmhmhm~" Celeste happily went into her closet and picked out the clothing she desired to wear and then walked out of her room and decided to take a walk outside, then she shrouded herself in darkness and teleported to the roof of the castle, having herself some tea as she basked in the moonlight.
This was basically her life now… and she wouldn't trade it for the world. It made her happy that she finally got her wish, and being a vampire was just the cherry on top.
She still remembered the day when she woke up in this world. As far as she knew, she had gotten the perfect death that she desired.
…Until a fire truck came along and ruined the moment. The thought of Monokuma snatching away her perfect moment annoyed the hell out of her.
She was in awe of the architecture that was before her. The gothic architecture, the furniture, the windows, the layout was enough to entrance her. She fearlessly walked in, not caring about the creatures that were staring at her.
The Werewolf tried to attack her but one angry glare from her was enough to make him heel. The other monsters tried to attack her but one look from her was enough to scare them off. Something about her rubbed them the wrong way and they weren't having any of it.
Death had attempted to viciously kill her by the swing of his scythe, but every time he did, Celeste casually dodged them. He couldn't understand it. He could easily take out a ghost hunting plumber yet he couldn't take one woman out?
…Granted, the Belmonts rescued Luigi from his grasp, something that he was very annoyed about.
The more he kept swinging, the more Celeste casually dodged. In fact, at one moment, she had the audacity to duck and playfully stick her tongue out at him before she walked into Dracula's throne room.
"Who are you?" Dracula asked.
Oh my gosh, it's him! Celeste thought, staring at Dracula before her. My my, he's quite handsome~ She thought. "My name is Celestia Ludenburg. Though I do sometimes go by Celes-"
"I don't care what your name is. What business do you have here?"
"Oh, I woke up in front of this castle and decided to look into the gothic architecture. It's everything that I've dreamed of! And you must be Count Dracula!"
"Count? I do not go by that. I simply go by Dracula."
"Very well. It is an honor to meet you." She said, doing a curtsy. "And I must say, you look quite handsome to boot."
"Handsome?" Oh death above, she's one of those fangirls that Alucard warned me about. Is she from that… Smashville or whatever? "Where do you come from?"
"Japan."
"…I see. Judging by your attire, you must have some love for gothic arcitechture."
"Indeed! It is my dream to live in a castle and be surrounded by servants!"
Dracula sweatdropped. These humans get weirder and weirder… "Ahem… I see. Now why don't you run along? Death will escort you out of this castle."
"No."
"…I beg your pardon?"
"I said no."
"What do you mean-"
"I said it is my dream to live in a castle and be surrounded by servants. …Why would I want to throw away this opportunity?"
"Are you suggesting overthrowing me?" Dracula asked in amusement.
"No. I desire to live side by side with you."
Dracula scoffed. "Oh really? Why would I want to live with a human?"
"Who said anything about me being human?" Celeste tilted her neck. "I'm all yours. Just plant those succulent fangs into my neck."
"Succulent fangs?" Dracula quietly mouthed. "Ahem… my apologies, but I do not have the desire to suck your blood."
"Really… you're not the "I vant to drink your blood" type?"
"Vant? I'm… confident that is a stereotype."
"Oh, so just like "I am Dracula, bleh bleh bleh!"
Now Dracula looked annoyed. "I do not say "Bleh bleh bleh"." He mumbled.
Celeste giggled. "Dig those fangs into my neck! I don't have all day."
"…Go find some other vampire. I'm sure my son will-" Suddenly salt was thrown at him. "…What are you doing?"
"Throwing salt at you! I demand you turn me into a vampire!"
"…And what if I don't?"
Celeste smiled sweetly. "Why, it's simple. I'll keep sprinkling you with salt until you turn me into a vampire…" Her smile disappeared. "OR I WILL SHOVE THIS SALT SHAKER DOWN YOUR JUGGULAR WHERE YOU WILL TASTE SALT FOR THE REST OF YOUR UNDEAD LIFE!"
Dracula groaned. How can this one human somehow be more intimidating than the Belmonts or Alucard? At times like these, I miss my wife. "Very well." He disappeared into the shadows and then reappeared behind Celeste.
"Oh good, you saw things my way~" Celeste smiled as she closed her eyes and felt her neck punctured by his sharp fangs. "Ooooooh~!" Celeste moaned happily as Dracula drank her blood.
…Only problem was, she seemed to be a little too into it, given her deep moans and biting her lower lip. Of course she has to make this awkward… Dracula thought as Celeste soon became paler than usual as she dropped to the ground.
Dracula watched as Celeste opened her eyes. She sprang back up and pulled out a portable mirror, where she wouldn't even see her reflection at all. She smiled, checking her teeth and felt fangs in her mouth.
She smirked. She was now a vampire.
"There, are you happy?"
"I am, indeed." Celeste would suddenly hug Dracula. "Thank you, my darling husband."
"I suppose you are wel- HUSBAND?!" He yelled.
"Yes! You biting down into my neck was your marriage proposal and me being reborn as a vampire sealed us as husband and wife."
"W-wait a second! That's not how this works! Besides, I already had a wife-"
"Had a wife? Oh, you poor thing... allow me to fill the void in your heart~! As of today, I am your new queen~"
"That's still not how this works!" He exclaimed, pinching the bridge of his nose. Lisa, take me now...
Back in the present, Celeste let out a giggle. He kept insisting they weren't married, but she kept believing he was just playing hard to get.
Once she finished her tea, she dropped down to the ground and walked around, spotting a deer that was grazing along the ground. She licked her lips and dove for the deer, tackling it to the ground. It tried to fight her off but she dug her fangs into the deer and sucked it dry.
She pulled away and dabbed her lips. "Mmm, much better than the last deer." She said and walked along the grounds, saying hello to the monsters that prowled around.
To most people, living in a castle would probably be mundane and boring, not to mention said castle not having anything fun to keep them distracted long enough.
But to this vampire? The electronic-less castle with no modern technology was fine by her. She preferred this life anyway.
Way less noisier anyway.
As she walked, she would notice Dracula standing in the graveyard, standing over by a grave. "Hmm?" She wondered as Dracula walked away after planting some flowers, then walked away.
Celeste teleported over to the gravestone, curiously reading it. Here lies Lisa Tepes, loving wife of Vlad Tepes. "He mourns this mortal... but for what reason?" She wondered.
"That is his wife. Second wife, to be exact." Death approached. "She was executed during the witch trials, which was enough for Dracula to wage war on humanity."
"So he mourns for her because of that..." Celeste closed her eyes. "I know what I must do."
Leave him alone? Death hoped.
"I must give him something that will cheer him up! What does he like?"
"I know he likes to drink wine, a few souls wouldn't hurt..."
"So get him some souls then, put it in a bouquet and give it to me, then I'll give him it!"
"...Souls in a bouquet. Are you hearing yourself? You can't just put souls in a bouquet. It's impossible, even for a reaper like me."
"Well, sharpen that blade of yours and make it possible then. Chop chop!"
"Ahem "M'lady", perhaps you could think of something el-"
"DID I FUCKING STUTTER?! MOVE THAT DAMN SCYTHE AND CUT OFF SOME DAMN HEADS!"
"...As you wish." Death moved away, grumbling. "Oh, I'll sharpen this blade and shove it right up your-"
"I HEARD THAT!"
Things were a lot quieter without you around. Death thought with a grumble.
Celeste let out a sigh. "Simpletons, every last one of them." She mumbled and glanced over, seeing Frankenstein's monster. "What are you looking at, you brainless buffoon?" She walked off.
"...Me no understand what me did wrong." He mumbled, watching the Werewolf hide from Celeste by climbing up a tree.
Meanwhile...
"I'm absolutely crazy." Junko said as she was standing at the gate, making sure she was well equipped with garlic, a scarf over her neck, and a cross that she had requested Richter to give her just in case. "Why am I doing this... this girl's a lost cause."
She backed away for a bit. "Mmph... maybe later. Oooh, but I already apologized to Mondo and Sakura... sure, they haven't forgiven me, but those two were easy."
She reached for the gate. "Rip the band aid off!"
She pulled away. "Who am I kidding, she's a vampire!"
"...But maybe her demeanor changed. Maybe she's a nice vampire!"
"...Pfft! Yeah right, after what she did to Kiyotaka and Hifumi? Yeah, no..."
"Oooh, I just gotta get this over with!"
"...Maybe I'll come back some other time."
Junko slapped her cheeks. "Okay, focus! It's only Celeste... as a vampire. And you got Dracula and the others to worry about." She started sweating. "Maybe this is a bad idea."
She walked away, only to start running back and vaulting over the gate with a pole. "Alright, apologizing to a vampire... here goes nothing."
With Celeste...
Celeste had sat down on a couch, a few skeletons proceeding to file her nails for her. "Ah, this is the life..."
"M'lady, you always say this."
"I know!" Celeste smiled.
"Hello! Crazy as hell vampire queen? Are you in here somewhere?"
Celeste turned her head. "I know that voice..." She said as Junko walked into the room. "Ah, Junko! I see the universe had revived you too."
"Yeeeeah, I see you're a vampire now."
"Indeed. It is quite lovely!" Celeste smiled. "You know, having killed those boys wasn't so bad."
"Uh... why's that?"
"Because I got what I wanted~ A new life where I'm in a gothic castle, free to do whatever I want to these servants, and I'm Dracula's bride. And if any pesky human comes along, I'll just drain their blood. Save my hubby the time and energy... just like this one man who appeared in this castle the other day. I believe his name was... Dami-something or other. His blood wasn't that good, though."
"Uh-huh..."
"I do have to thank you, Junko... if I hadn't been caught, I wouldn't have gotten what I wanted~"
Junko sweatdropped. "Uuuh, you're welcome?"
"So, what brings you to our lovely home?"
"Oh, I just wanted to drop by and apologize for what I did. Ya know, trap you in that school and executed you after you've been caught."
"Oh, don't worry about it, my dear! I'm not holding it against you~"
Wait for it... Junko thought.
Celeste's whole demeanor suddenly changed. "However-"
There it is! Junko nodded, slowly backing away.
"My execution was graceful. It was how I envisioned I would go out. The flames danced around me... it was perfect. SO WHY THE EVER LOVING FUCK WOULD YOU THROW A FIRETRUCK INTO ME?!"
"Oh, ya know, I figured it was taking too long so I thought I'd rip your desired execution away just to screw with you." Junko shrugged it off. "What? I thought it'd be hilarious!"
Flames surrounded Celeste. "You thought it'd be FUNNY?"
"Sure, because now we can just look back and laugh at the whole situation, right?" Her smile disappeared. "...Right?" She let out a whimper. "Why aren't you laughing?"
"You know what I would find funnier than that? DRINKING ALL OF YOUR BLOOD AND FEEDING YOU TO THE FUCKING WEREWOLF TO DISPOSE OF YOUR BLOOD RIDDEN CORPSE!"
Junko paled. "Riiiiight, I'll be going now..."
BGM: Shaded Truths (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)
Celeste disappeared in the shadows, reappearing behind Junko, grabbing a hold of her arm. "Where are you going? We were just getting reacquainted with each other!"
"Mmph!"
"You think you're so smart with your scarf, but I can bite right through it!" Celeste would bite down, but her mouth would suddenly burn. "AAAAAGH!"
"What's wrong, can't handle some garlic that I put into this scarf?" Junko pulled out the cross and shoved it into her thigh.
"AAARGH!" Celeste cried as Junko roundhouse kicked her to knock her down.
"This former mastermind is out! PEACE!" She would then run out the door.
"Big mistake, big mistake, big mistake!" She kept telling herself as Celeste would drop down from above. "Ooof!"
"You think you're so clever! But your wit runs out!" She snarled, pinning her down. "Now you will get to experience what I have felt when you threw that fire truck at me!"
"Ahem, m'lady!" A voice said as Celeste looked up to see Death. "I got you your death bouquet that you asked for."
"Ah, Death, perfect! Kill this bitch for me! Make her suffer like what she did with me!"
"Can't you do that yourself?"
"DO IT!"
Death rolled his eyes. "Very well." He would raise his scythe, ready to swing at Junko, until it slipped out of his hand along with the bouquet of souls, which immediately departed once they hit the ground. "Oops! Butterfingers!"
End BGM
"WHAT?!"
Junko growled, reaching into her pocket. "POCKET GARLIC POWDER!" She yelled, throwing into her face.
"AGH!" She cried, rubbing her eyes as Junko kicked her off of her and quickly ran away.
Death let out a chuckle, picking up his scythe and floated away. Once Celeste's sight returned, she let out a growl. "YOU GOT LUCKY, JUNKO! BUT THERE WON'T BE A NEXT TIME!" She yelled and walked off with a huff.
On the other side of the gate, Junko panted heavily. "This... this is some new year's!" She said, then she quickly went into the portal.
With Dracula...
Dracula poured himself a glass of wine. "It is not like you to drop your scythe like that."
"You're not the only one who's annoyed by your so-called "bride", m'lord."
Dracula chuckled. "Indeed." He said as he drank the wine with an amused smirk on his face.
Ibuki: Saved by Death, of all people...
Hey, stranger things have happened in this universe.
Ibuki: True!