Complete and utter crack, what happens when I have no inspiration and part of a competition. What happens when Hagrid puts out a personal ad in the daily prophet to invite all dangerous magical creatures to his home?

Harry Potter decides to return to Hogwarts to finish the 7th year he'd had to miss. With Voldemort defeated, everybody just wants some routine to fall back on-Draco Malfoy included. Draco, for lack of any options, musters what little will he has to return to Hogwarts in search of redemption; he still doesn't know where his new house, housemates & study partner figure in the mix...

One-shot. It'll be simple, Dumbledore said. Just pretend you're a loyal Death Eater, and use your position to protect the students. Sure. Simple. But how was Severus Snape supposed to protect the students when they did stupid things like try to steal Godric Gryffindor's sword from the Headmaster's office?

Slight crack!fic written for a prompt. What if two people switched bodies? What if Snape thinks he's Lockhart...and Lockhart thinks he's Snape? Enter Minerva, who attempts to solve this problem. Poor Minerva... What advice can Albus give her? No pairing

Bellatrix Lestrange es una exitosa y rica empresaria, incapaz de amar a alguien de su mismo sexo o eso cree, hasta que Hermione Granger una chica, auna adolescente que fue maltratada por sus padre y su "novio" aparece en su vida, la hace cambiar de parecer, enamorándola perdidamente, sin magia ni guerra, pasen y vean que les parece

For almost five years, Hermione Granger has been working tirelessly for reforms to the laws governing werewolves. The moment has come, how will Hermione handle the Wizengamot's decision? Remus/Hermione. A Thank You Prezzie for Simona Polle.

Slight crack!fic/humour attempt written for a prompt. What happened before Lord Voldemort entered the Forbidden Forest to meet Harry? Lord Voldemort took inspiration from a sassy cloud...

Short one-shot: On her way to Ginny's engagement party, Hermione meets an old acquaintance on the train. Who knew Lockheart's books were such an insight into the modern condition?

Fred wakes up in a white room. He finds comfort in an ear, and three Marauders.

Did you ever notice how many similarities there are between Colonel Brandon and Severus Snape? It's more than just a coincidence, and Snape is about to discover that for himself... (I took the serendipity of Alan Rickman's presence in Harry Potter and Sense & Sensibility and made it into a crossover. Not to mention the mutual presence of Trelawney, Umbridge, and others! Enjoy.)

Once upon a time, Sirius Black had a serious secret. And that secret showed up and changed the world. Or, that's how Harry wants me to start this story. This is how I'd do it: Sirius Black had a serious secret. And that secret is me, apparently. All my life, I thought Harry Potter was a fictional character in a fictional world. I was wrong.

[HG/SS]: QLFC Round 11: Severus Snape has never been good at admissions of emotion. Perhaps, it was having two of the world's greatest Legilimens as masters that did it. Time is running out, however, for him to untie his tongue and stop tripping over his social feet, or the one he cares for will walk away, perhaps never to return.

A continuation of a collection from 2010. Individual warnings per chapter; rating just in case; slash/femslash/poly/incest/het/threesomes. Currently: Andromeda/Ted: Andromeda makes a choice.

There was a rumour going around that James Potter's new girlfriend had caused a rut between the marauders, but Lily didn't believe it. "Why don't you just talk it over with him?" "Because that means he wins."

Harry Potter has disappeared from the Wizarding World. Little does everyone know, he is the recently acclaimed rockstar sensation amongst muggles and the wizarding world, Aidan Macallister, lead singer of the band, Living Pulse. How will everyone react when they find out?

Ella sufría. Ella era cobarde. Pansy Parkinson desterró en mitad de la guerra y se dejó perder en el mundo muggle, para esconderse de su pasado. Jamás pensó, que volvería para pelear por algo de lo que se burló infinidades de veces. Por amor. FIC PARTICIPANTE MINI-RETO "DESPUÉS DE LA BATALLA" DEL FORO"EL MAPA DEL MORTÍFAGO".

A tale of two loves, destined for doom. Follow Amelia Fawn and Remus Lupin's struggles, throughout their Hogwarts careers and the Order of the Pheonix, and just the toll the first war took on them.

It should be said that Witch Weekly is not a good way to search for tips on how to woo a girl. Sirius Black can unfortunately confirm this.

When Professor Hermione Black arrives at Hogwarts and accepts the Defense Against the Dark Arts position, Minerva McGonagall decides that she simply does not like this woman, and nothing Albus can say or do will change that. Professor Black would rather her co-worker not hate her, but it's not like she wanted to fall in love with the woman. To bad fate has other ideas.

Son grises, no tienen bando y harán lo que sea por sobrevivir. Tienen diecisiete años, una guerra a sus espaldas y un instinto de supervivencia al que se agarran casi con desesperación.

Lisa Turpin feels like she's stuck.

Albus had been avoiding this journey for years. He has not seen Gellert since he defeated in him in the now famous battle. Albums is shocked by the man he finds at Nurmenburg

After an accident involving the Ministry of Magic's collection of Time-Turners in the Department of Mysteries, Hermione Granger finds herself stuck in 1971, starting her time at Hogwarts all over again but with a new group of friends - the Marauders.

Draco Malfoy falls under a Mudblood's spell just as a chandelier falls on top of her. Oneshot, DM/HG, not too cannon-friendly, rather dark and twisted.

He will break her heart and she will let him. (Drabble)