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Moments After Dimentio Waltzed Into Maleficent's Castle
BGM: Thirteenth Discretion (Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories)
"Here I was, just taking a stroll through Toad Town, just going about my day when all of a sudden, I was ambushed by that nefarious woman. Yes, she was like "Let's play a game, if you win, I'll leave you alone. If I win, I take away your powers." I am not one to hold back on a challenge, so I accepted. However, she cheated her way to victory and stole my powers, then publicly humiliated me with these powers."
"And what power did this Chiaki girl steal from you?" Maleficent asked.
"I come from a long line of magicians who has this wonderful gift called Chaos Magic. WIthin the right hands, it can be used as a tool for good, the power to stop evil, the power to control your own destiny, stuff like that. However, as it is Chaos Magic, it is highly unstable and can make even the most benevolent of creatures turn vile. We train for years to get the magic under control, lest we explode into a chaotic nightmare. And if used in the wrong hands, well… it's a mess."
"And you're suggesting this Chiaki is using your powers to screw up Toad Town?" Facilier asked with a raised eyebrow. "Why, I haven't heard anything explode yet… aside from a Star Rift."
"Ah, she's probably biding her time, waiting for the right moment to unleash her full potential. Ruin friendships, cause chaos, why, she could publicly humiliate someone else!"
"You… sure this is the right person?" Gaston wondered.
"As I said, she's probably biding her time, waiting to explode at the proper moment. I wish to get that back from her before it is too late. Perhaps I could have something temporary. I'm sure good ol' Kingdom Hearts would love to lend me its power…"
"Mistress, are you sure we should listen to this-"
Maleficent raised her hand to silence Vernal. "Your tale is quite interesting, as well as your acting. However, you slightly amuse me with your antics, which is why I am holding back on turning you into a Heartless."
"Would that be the best of both worlds? Turning good ol' me into a Heartless while another version of me, a Nobody, wanders around? Then you'd have two mes to deal with. You wouldn't want a migraine, would you~?"
Maleficent frowned, putting her staff away. "Very well. What is it that you desire?"
"Take me to the Keyblade Graveyard and summon Kingdom Hearts for me. I wish to see this for myself."
"In order for that to happen, we would need the X-Blade to summon the True Kingdom Hearts for ultimate power. However, Sora has it and taking a Keyblade from a Keyblade Wielder is easier said than done."
"Ah yes, that does put a little snag in it, doesn't it? But perhaps we could… make a new one."
"What are you suggesting?"
"There's a young lady in Dreamland where her paintings come to life. Perhaps we could use a paint job to get Kingdom Hearts calling to us."
"Wouldn't that just summon a painted version of Kingdom Hearts?"
"It'd still be the true version of Kingdom Hearts, just as a drawing! Ahahaha! I jest."
"This is getting us nowhere!" Pete said.
"Hmm… saaaay… I have an idea. What type of magic do you have under your belt?" Dimentio asked.
"Lots of magic. Why do you ask?"
"Do you have something similar, doctor?"
"Yes."
Dimentio smirked. "Why… who's to say we can't just… brainwash the spiky haired boy? We lure him out, we snag him and then let him summon Kingdom Hearts with his X-Blade!"
Facilier and Maleficent looked at each other with raised eyebrows.
End BGM
Later…
"Sora, come on out! Pyra made your favorite food!"
"Really? Oh boy!" Sora grinned as he walked out of the living room and outside. "Alright, Pyra! Show me the-"
Magic wrapped around Sora. "Hnnngh!" He grunted as he slumped slightly with droopy eyes.
"I can't believe that was too easy." Dimentio said. "...No, seriously, I thought that was gonna be more difficult than that! He seriously can't be this stupid."
"What is your command… master…" Sora said in a zombie like state.
"Fascinating!" Facilier said as Maleficent opened up a portal and walked in with the rest of her henchmen and Dimentio.
"Sora!" Pyra walked over. "I made your favorite food for you and Kairi to… enjoy…?" She rubbed her head. "Odd, wasn't he just here a second ago?"
Meanwhile, at the Keyblade Graveyard…
BGM: Keyblade Graveyard Horizon (Kingdom Hearts III)
"Here we are. The Keyblade Graveyard." Maleficent said.
"Wow! So many Keyblades here… apparently "The Chosen One" is handed out in every cereal box." Dimentio mused. "I wonder if I could take one of my own…" He mused as they wandered up front with a zombie-like Sora accompanying them.
"So many Keyblades… I wonder if there's one that stands out from all the rest of them." Facilier said.
"I'm sure there are unique ones." Gaston shrugged.
"Rrrrgh… just seeing all of these burns me up…" Vernal growled.
Dimentio hopped into a section of Keyblades, curiously looking through as he found one in particular. "Hello, what do we have here?" He wondered, pulling out a Keyblade.
The Keyblade had a Warp Star for a keychain, the handle was shaped like the Kingdom Key, the blade was Galaxia, and the teeth were small Halberd wings.
"This looks fascinating."
Maleficent turned her head, her eyes widening in surprise. "Do my eyes deceive me? I've heard tales of this Keyblade but I never thought I'd see it for myself."
"What is the name of this?" Dimentio asked.
"Galactic Justice. Legend says that it's a powerful Keyblade fit for a Star Warrior. In turn, your speed and strength are powered up by ten fold… however, there is a high chance that it could corrupt you the longer you wield it. It is a powerful-"
"Garbage." Dimentio tossed the Keyblade behind him. "That doesn't seem like my cup of tea… plus, the more I look at it, the more I swear my eyes were gonna bleed."
Maleficent sweatdropped. "...I see."
Meanwhile, in the Touhouverse…
"Achoo!" Zero Two sneezed. "Eh…?"
Back in the main universe…
"Oooh, nothing seems interesting here. Let's move along. I'm sure I'll find something!" Dimentio said as they kept walking through.
"Hungry…" Sora said in his zombified state.
"Need a few dozen eggs?" Gaston asked.
"Raw? Yuck…" Facilier grimaced.
"How about some beef jerky?" Pete asked as Sora groggily took it and ate it.
"This is the spot where seven of light and the thirteen darknesses clashed." Maleficent said.
"Ah yes… seven of light, thirteen darknesses… such very specific numbers!" Dimentio snarked.
"Sora. Reveal Kingdom Hearts to us." Maleficent ordered as Sora summoned the X-Blade.
"...The heck? That's what the X-Blade looks like? …And I thought O'Chunks was an eyesore."
Sora raised the X-Blade up in the air, firing a bright light into the sky. The sky went dark as Kingdom Hearts shined brightly down on all of them.
"...It's a heart shaped moon?" Gaston folded his arms.
"Apparently so." Dimentio said. "Sora! I order you to guide the light to shine down on me!"
"He won't listen to you." Facilier said. "Sora. I order you to guide the light to only shine down on the clown."
Dimentio sweatdropped as Sora obeyed, snapping her fingers. "Sure, listen to the voodoo puppet master…" He mumbled as a beam of light shined down on Dimentio. "Do you hear me, Kingdom Hearts! Grant me the power I need to-"
"You will need this." Sora zombily said, handing him the X-Blade.
"...Oh, okay." Dimentio held it. Do I have to wield the eyesore? He grimaced before pointing it directly at Kingdom Hearts.
End BGM
BGM: Castle Bleck (Super Paper Mario)
"KINGDOM HEARTS!" Dimentio yelled. "GRANT ME THE POWER I NEED TO BECOME THE TRUE MAGICIAN ONCE AGAIN! GIVE ME THE POWER TO WIPE THE FLOOR WITH CHIAKI NANAMI AND BRING TRUE ORDER ONCE AGAIN!"
A beam of light shot off into Kingdom Hearts, where the heart shaped moon responded by unleashing more lights into Dimentio, piercing through him.
"Ahahaha… AHAHAHAHAHA! YES! ONCE AGAIN, I AM THE KING OF THIS MERRY GO ROUND WITH DESTINATIONS THAT NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!"
Dimentio glowed brightly as he was lifted off the ground, before the light disappeared. He was about the same as he was before, however… he was floating as magic coursed through his hands.
"Yes… ahahahaha… YES!" He laughed as he raised his hand up the air after tossing the X-Blade to Sora. "COME TO ME!" He yelled as all the Keyblades in the graveyard rattled as several Keyblades came toward him.
He turned around and aimed his hand, shooting a huge beam of light to send them packing, but one Keyblade moved around the light and came toward Dimentio as he reached forward and snagged the Keyblade for himself.
The Keyblade had a magician hat, the handle was of the Oblivion, the blade was made of several tomes in different colors and the teeth were magic spells.
"Oooh, you're a beauty! I wonder what I should name you… ahahahaha."
"Great, he's even more obnoxious." Vernal rolled her eyes.
"Yes… YES!" Dimentio yelled, teleporting everywhere. "This is even better than I even imagined! This isn't Chaos coursing through me, ir's ORDER!" He laughed, conjuring up fireworks and creating a spectacle as he tossed up orbs of darkness in his hand. "And not just Order Magic, I've got plenty of other spells to use. Perfect… I don't have to rely on a gimmick!"
"Now then, I have withheld my end of the bargain… now you must do the same. Who are the remaining Princesses of Heart?" Maleficent asked.
"Ah yes… but first! Buh bye, Sora! You were an excellent guinea pig!" Dimentio snapped his fingers to teleport Sora away.
End BGM
"Now then… you want the Princesses of Heart?" Dimentio smirked. "They are-"
Back in Toad Town…
"Must… obey orders…" Sora groggily said before he snapped out of it. "Gah! What…?!" He looked around. "Where…? How did I…?"
He scratched his head. "Did I sleep walk? It felt so real…"
"Sora! There you are!" Pyra walked over to him. "I made your favorite food, just the way you liked it!"
Sora's eyes sparkled. "Oh heck yes!" He took off running as Pyra looked back with a giggle.
Back at Maleficent's castle…
"You set him loose? After all of that?" Vernal asked.
"He was mildly amusing after all… and besides, he could teleport away before I could have the chance to do anything."
"And one other thing! Why didn't we just bump the kid off? We could've disposed of him after we proved his usefulness! We had the X-Blade right there!" Vernal pointed out.
"I was about to, but the clown took him away before I had the chance."
"Right, right… and one other thing-"
"I never believed the clown for a second. I was just playing along for my own amusement." Maleficent said. "And… I got what I wanted."
BGM: Villains of a Sort (Kingdom Hearts)
"You want the Princesses of Heart? They are… a woman who used to be a frog-"
"I knew it!" Facilier smirked.
"A young lady who controls the sea and has saved it from an arrogant man… and… the last princess of heart is sugar and sweets and loves to race. I believe she is called "President" or something to that extent."
Maleficent smirked. "Once I have all seven of them… the Keyblade of Heart shall be whole once again! Hmhmhmhm… HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
End BGM
With Dimentio…
"I am back and better than ever! Though I probably could have bumped Sora off." Dimentio shrugged. "Oh well! However… why should I stop there? What was it that Chiaki used again?" He wondered as he closed his eyes.
"WEEEELCOME TO THE STAR CARNIVAL!"
"Let's do Chump Charity."
Dimentio smirked. "Ah yes, Chump Charity. Perhaps I should learn to do that for myself… find someone with a semblance and an aura, take that for myself… and then…"
He let out a malicious chuckle.
"Chiaki Nanami… it's about to be game over for you."
This Gaiden idea was suggest by Yosh-
*alarms blare*
OW! MY EARS!
Deadpool: RED ALERT! RED ALERT! CLOWN BOY JUST POWERED UP AND CHIAKI IS ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD DAY! EVERYONE PANIC!
Ibuki: Ooor it could be an epic showdown between order and chaos magic. This should be a good fight!
Deadpool: Oh yeah, good point!
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?