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While Chiaki is on the Road to Recovery

"Hmhmhmhm… ahahahahaha~!" Dimentio laughed as he walked through a jungle. "It feels so good to have one over the gamer girl! Hope she's in a coma for the rest of her life, because that will make things even better for me!"

He stopped walking. "...That's a bit too much, even for me. "Hope she's in a coma"? Come now, even that's a bit far. I'm starting to sound like Mimi when I swapped out her favorite hairbrush that one time…"

He chuckled. "Ah, power highs…"

As he kept walking, he scratched his head. "Now that's peculiar… I swear I've been through this spot before."

With a snap of his fingers, he decided to float up to get a better look at his surroundings, and discovered an ocean of trees when he went for a birds eye view. "Ah yes… I seem to be smack dab in the middle of nowhere. I could teleport easily, but… nah. I'll figure it out on my own."

He levitated back to the ground. "After all, I defeated the gamer girl. I might as well continue to savor the moment." He said as he continued to walk along the forest.

As he did, he spotted a vine dangling from above. "Ah, my patience has been rewarded! Exploration always rewards those who are daring enough." He said as he climbed up the vine with a hum, where at the top of the vine, was a hut.

Oh? Dimentio wondered as he opened up the door to see banana peels on the ground and a hammock containing one two ton gorilla on it. "Ah, I must have stumbled upon the so-called great Donkey Kong's hut."

Donkey Kong turned his head after munching on another banana.

"Excuse me, simple minded ape, but can you direct me to where I need to leave this wooded ocean? I can't seem to find the exit."

Donkey Kong blinked, staring at Dimentio.

"Of course, it's not going to be that simple. Doesn't surprise me given how all monkeys are primitively simple and are dumb as they come."

Donkey Kong continued to stare at him.

"Well, since we're here together, I might as well tell you my name. I am the pleaser of all crowds, gamer people's worst nightmare and extravagantly handsome jester… I am… Dimentio! Remember the name well… oh wait, you simple minded buffoons will never remember conversations."

Donkey Kong narrowed his eyes.

"Read my lips, if you can understand my language. Can. You. Get. Me. Out. Of. Here. As. Soon. As. Possible? …Oh, I'm sorry, was "possible" too much for your simplistic brain to handle?"

Donkey Kong gave him a friendly smile and nodded. "Hoo hoo hoo!" He said.

"Ah, so you can understand me. Show me the way forward, my simple minded friend!"

With a nod, Donkey Kong walked out of his hut and jumped down, latching onto a vine and swinging off.

"Ah good. I guess stupid apes are good for something after all!" Dimentio said as he flew behind him.

Donkey Kong continued to swing from vine to vine as Dimentio continued to follow him as Donkey Kong swung from a vine and leaped out, landing right into a clearing as Dimentio landed behind him.

"Oh hey, you led me into a clearing. …Which is still in the middle of nowhere in this sea of forest green. This is what I get from getting directions from a simple minded-"

"Buffoon?"

"Yes, a simple minded buff-" Dimentio blinked, looking at Donkey Kong's hairy back in surprise as the gorilla turned around and glared at him. "I'm sorry, did you just-"

"Yes, you heard exactly what you just heard, clown."

"...Wait… you can talk?"

"Of course I can! You think it'd odd that the rest of the Kongs can talk yet Diddy and I can't? We actually can talk! We just choose to speak like monkeys to mess with our friends. It's rather fun!"

Dimentio sweatdropped. "Such an odd way to mess with people but-"

Donkey Kong shoved his finger into Dimentio's chest. "However. You don't deserve that kind of privilege."

"Now what did I do to incur your so-called wrath?"

"I heard from the vine that a jester named Dimentio harmed my good buddy Chiaki and put her in the hospital."

Donkey Kong circled around the jester. "So, I devised a plan. Instead of actively searching for the one who hurt her, I decided to just wait until fate would arrive. And lookie here, my patience has paid off."

"So what are you gonna do… throw a coconut cream pie at me? Gonna slam some bananas in my face? 'Cause believe me… I'm not going to get pummeled by a stupidly so-called "powerful" gorilla just because I hurt a buddy of his."

"I'm going to do the same to you what you did to her. Because nobody hurts my pals and gets away with it."

"Then where were you when Ruby was being tormented by her doppleganger?"

"They were too far away… unlike you."

"Ahahahahaha! You're all talk and no bite. Do your worst!"

Donkey Kong stopped in front of him. "Gladly!"

He pulled back his fist and swung it… right as Dimentio snapped his fingers and trapped the two of them in Dimension D. Donkey Kong's fist flew into him, where he shattered upon impact as Dimentio appeared beside him.

"Now let me explain the rules to you since I've never put you into this kind of thing before. This is my dimension! Where it used to be that everyone was powered up in this dimension by 256! However, I got rid of that oversight and now it's just me. I'm powered up where you are weakened! I also have a semblance, but you don't even have powers for me to sap away, so using my EMP would be useless."

"You done rambling?"

"Yes. Those were my last words to you before you meet your end. You'd make an excellent throw rug by the time I'm done with you. Now then-"

BGM: A Powerful Enemy Emerges (Super Paper Mario)

Dimentio summoned his Keyblade. "Begone with you!" He said, immediately using Stop on him and proceeded to whack him with his Keyblade several times before jumping back as time resumed for Donkey Kong as he simply brushed it off his shoulder.

"Well, since I'm feeling generous… I'll allow you to score a free hit." Dimentio said as Donkey Kong grinned and proceeded to roll his arm around to charge up a punch. "I mean, it's not like it'll do anything. Your punch will be as hard as a pillo-"

POW!

*Record Scratch*

"AAAARGH!" Dimentio grunted as he slammed into a wall. "Nnngh!"

"Sorry, what was that? You didn't finish!"

"...Rrrgh… no… NO!" Dimentio teleported to him. "What's the big idea? You're supposed to be weak in this! I'm supposed to be strong! What gives?"

"Hmm…" Donkey Kong scratched his chin. "You said this is Dimension D, correct? Could it be possible that, in this dimension, any person whose name starts with D gets powered up 256 times like you?"

"What?! No, that's not possible!"

"Then how come I was able to punch you normally? You said my punch would be hard as a pillow, right?"

"If that were the case, then that would mean-" Dimentio's eyes widened. "Oh no…"

"Wait… are you saying that- PFFFFFFFT!" Donkey Kong rolled on his back and laughed. "You mean to tell me you traded in one oversight for another! Hehehehehehe!"

"Rrrrgh…" Dimentio growled in frustration, before his facial expression slowly dawned in realization. "...Oh no…"

"Heheheh…" Donkey Kong got back up. "Okay, okay, sorry… heheh… now you die."

POW!

BGM: Snakey Chantey (Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest)

Banana Slamma! - Donkey Kong

"OOOMPH!" Dimentio slammed into another wall and grunted. "No no no…" He growled.

Donkey Kong pounded his chest repeatedly and charged at the jester. "It's on like Donkey Kooooooooooong!" He exclaimed, leaping in the air and slamming his fists into the ground as Dimentio dodge rolled out of the way, only for the shockwaves that followed knocked Dimentio on his butt.

Dimentio growled, snapping his fingers and trapping Donkey Kong in a box, but Donkey Kong punched the box and shattered it as he grabbed Dimentio by the neck and shoved him into the ground, before punching him in the face repeatedly.

Dimentio teleported out of the way, using Curaga on himself. "I won't be bested by you!" He said as he launched a Firaga at him, but Donkey Kong batted the Firaga away as he rolled right into him and backhanded him into a wall.

"Mmmph!" Dimentio levitated off the ground and proceeded to shower Donkey Kong with pillars of light, but Donkey Kong jumped high into the air as Dimentio's eyes slowly widened as the gorilla pummeled him into the ground.

Dimentio got back up, feeling his aura fizzle from the attack as he aimed his Keyblade and fired a beam of light into Donkey Kong, but the latter stopped the attack with the palm of his hand and walked forward as Dimentio's eyes widened as Donkey Kong backhanded the Keyblade off of him and grabbed him by the ankle as he slammed him into the ground and wall multiple times before he tossed him up in the air.

Donkey Kong jumped into the air and with a dopey grin on his face, he delivered a powerful punch to his chest, his aura shattering as Dimentio went flying straight to a wall, and said wall breaking as it also destroyed Dimension D as Dimentio slammed into a tree.

End BGM

"Ooogh…" Dimentio groaned.

Donkey Kong pounded his chest in victory as he then walked over to Dimentio. "How's that feel, little man?"

"Uuuugh…"

"That was for Chiaki." He said as he knelt down. "And honestly? I've heard what you did in your world too. That was for the Ruby in your world as well"

Donkey Kong turned around. "We're done here. If I hear you messing with my pals again… heh, well, let's just say the next time, I'll start actively hunting you."

"Ugh…" Dimentio got up, resummoning his Keyblade and using Curaga on himself. "Note to self… stay away from Dedede." He said.

"My my my! This is quite a turn of events."

"Who said that?"

"I did."

Dimentio turned his head to see Yukari approaching him casually. "I know you… you're the one who messed with Dark Samus."

BGM: Night Falls ~ Evening Star (Touhou 7.5: Immaterial of Missing Power)

"Ah, so you've seen me in action. Indeed… I am Yukari Yakumo. I tend to explore the vastness of Remnant to see what makes this world tick. Little did I know is that I'd have a dinner and a show a few moments ago."

"You were in there?"

"I came across the confrontation and saw you both disappear. It didn't take long for me to find your dimension where I casually watched while eating a kebab."

"Yes… well… you don't scare me. I can easily-"

"You're welcome to try. I can mess with boundaries to where your little EMP stunt won't do you any good. I can manipulate them faster than you can activate them."

"Tch… so what's your game here?"

"Game?" Yukari pulled her fan out and fanned herself. "Oh dear, you think I'm playing a game… well, I now have the knowledge that any person's name that starts with D can be just as powerful in your dimension. Funny thing is, Ruby Rose's sister-in-law's name starts with D."

"That fire mage? Ha! She won't stand a cha-"

"Remember how I said I can manipulate boundaries? I could easily rework your rules to where any person's name starting with D can be straight up immune to your pathetic semblance, and she's a master of fire and electricity. It would be a shame if… she kept them."

Sweat rolled down Dimentio's forehead. "You're bluffing."

"Am I~?" Yukari smiled. "You should come to realize what you're dealing with here. I could manipulate my boundaries and do away with your Keyblade… but that wouldn't be much fun. So I have a little proposition for you."

"That being?"

"You leave Ruby Rose and her friends alone, along with Chiaki Nanami… or I will do everything in my power to power everyone up further beyond two hundred and fifty six. How would sixty five thousand, five hundred thirty five sound? If I have my math correct, that would be sitting pretty at sixteen bits while you were sitting at eight bits. But what if we went… beyond what I came up with?"

"You wouldn't."

"Oh, you think I'm bluffing?" Yukari opened up a gap as a train came barreling out, just barely missing Dimentio. "That was just a warning. You leave Ruby Rose and her friends alone… or i will make sure Dimension D will further power up those whose names start with D and I will also make them immune to your EMP. You wouldn't want an angry Dorothea using Thoron up your butt… would you?"

"So you're threatening me. You think you can do it just like that? You think you can terrify me?"

"That depends. Swing your Keyblade at me."

Dimentio did so… but found himself hesitating before he could even lift the Keyblade.

"That's what I thought. Now be a good jester and leave them alone… or suffer the consequences that I will put in. Your choice~" Yukari opened up a gap. "Ta ta, you pathetic rogue."

She disappeared into the gap, closing it up behind her.

End BGM

Dimentio growled. "She thinks she has me by her pinky finger… oooh, I'll figure out something that will make her bow to me."

He walked off grumbling to himself.

Meanwhile, with Chiaki…

"Mmmm…"

"What's up?" Futaba asked.

"I… I don't… know… why… but I… I feel a lot… happier… for some… reason…"

"Coming through~!" Haru walked over to her. "Here you go, Nanami~! Ginger and lemon tea. This will help out your achy voice~"

"Thank… you…" Chiaki smiled as she took a sip.

"Yeah, that'll feel better on your throat." Futaba said. "You said you feel happier for some reason. Why's that?"

"I don't know… but I feel… I feel like something happened that… makes me feel a lot calmer now."

This idea was inspired by Yoshi! He came up with: "You know what'd be hilarious? Anyone's name who starts with D will also get powered up in Dimension D. Make that what you will."

Deadpool: Ooooh, is that right~? Well, I guess I'll have to coax him into using Dimension D on me. Hehehe!

Ibuki: Ibuki'd love to see that.