ACT II: TOTAL DEPRAVITY

GP: and so from that day I took her in as my own
my partner in crime
my right-hand woman
my little protégé

soulbound: WHY!?

gp: I was sad and lonely, and she asked nicely
we did all sorts of things together

soulbound: like what?

gp: CRIMES!
yeah it was hard at first she was all depressed and scared and smart so like no me
but that's ok cause I would guide her in this messed up land called life

Gabriel: come on join in why don't yah? you can be evil by just standing in the sidelines even if some people technically count inaction as evil, not me no sir

rj: I'm sorry it's just I'm having trouble finding a reason for this...

Gabriel: a reason? a reason!? hahhahahahaha let me tell yah something little ursine, life is full of many things and reasons though what I find the worst is when people find that reason and now instead of be satisfied feel empty like you spent your whole life doing that and now you don't know what to do BE HAPPY MAN but I think it's best to put it like this
what do yah do when you find all the reasons to life and now have no reason?

rj: die

Gabriel: NO YOU BECOME THE REASON
Gabriel dramatically points at rj
BE THE REASON SOMEONE WAKES UP IN THE MORNING! EVEN IF THAT REASON IS YOU KILLED THEIR PARENTS AND THEY WANT REVENGE!

soulbound: WHAT

gp: yeah... it was nice I even lived inside her house walls...I felt like a dirty rat SO IT WAS WONDERFUL
she was a smart girl I tell yah, much smarter than me... which was good cause since she was tagging along I couldn't use my special skills though she had this... tiredness about her so since she was my friend I decided to cheer her up eh?

Gabriel: man your amazing! your fancy brainy powers can do all that! awesome

rj: it... really isn't sure I can do practically anything, but I end up feeling empty, so I'd rather do nothing

Gabriel: grabs her shoulders

rj: ow!

Gabriel: oh right your sensitive their sorry head pats instead
Use your gift not using it is the worst thing you can do I don't care if you destroy the world as long as you use it that's better than nothing

[GABRIEL]
You have a special gift
But they still treat you like you're a kid
It must hurt so bad
With a knife in your back

Oh, oh, ohhhh
They don't understand
This is their last chance
No more idle hands
You'll destroy the land
Then they'll know
Who's in control

Rj: I can't do it! I just can't I'm not ready!

Gabriel: oh I'm sorry I was pushing you to hard I tend to get ahead of myself you don't have to do anything you don't want to.

Rj: it's not that it's just I'm not ready yet, the more I think about it the less sense it makes

Gabriel: well what fun is there in making sense?

Rj: but do you realy think someone like me can do this?

Gabriel: course you can't acting like some sad little girl but I can fix that! Look it's lucky for you when it comes to evil it's not who you are that matters it's who others THINK you are that matters
you understand?

You're headin' for disaster,
But I'm your one best chance.
Though, miss, you are miscast
I'll show you how to show,
Who wears the pants.

I'm smoother than ginseng.
I'll teach you attitude.
An act that's so convincing,
It will affect how you're viewed.

You're an odd one, mademoiselle,
And your stories sad to tell,
But if they don't ask, don't tell.
Keep 'em guessing!

Let me lead you to the fun of
Camouflaging what you're one of,
'Cause their business, it is none of!
Keep 'em guessing!

So how we're doing?
We're a team right?
Like Yin and Yang?
Ping and Pong?
Sweet and spicy!?

RJ: ...I don't know.
I probably won't last a day
let alone make a life of it.

Gabriel:
You think that you don't need me,
But doll, you're in a jam.
I'll train you to mislead,
To walk the walk,
We'll both pull off this scam.

I'm ready to coach you.
Let's start with your physique.
Before I'm through,
They'll vote you villain of the week.

Take it from the one who's wise!
Pull the rug over their eyes,
With some little off-white lies.
Keep 'em guessing!

Honey, listen to ol' patten,
Like an army they're combatant
Shut your mouth, they'll mainly madden.
Keep 'em guessing!

Well if the girl you are does not show
You won't set off the alarms.
If I can make you mucho macho,
Who's to know that your tragedy?
And on!

Though I'm not the type to brag,
This charade is in the bag,
And reality's a drag.
Keep 'em guessing!

Sweetcakes, never say surrender,
I can make you a contender.
Get you through this fender bender.
Keep em' guessing!

When the truth is too depressing,
When it's with their minds you're messing,
Read my lips and heed my lessoooooon!
KEEP EM' GUESSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!

Yeah!

Rj: ok but why the singing?

Gabriel: because it's fun!
but look you can just watch and learn for now and when you're ready you do it ok?

And with that Gabriel walked off to cause havoc as she simply stared… thinking over everything said, looking over the world and the million things she could do with the million ways she could do it. All because of those words like a seed of evil in her mind

[RJ]
I have a special gift
But they still treat me like I'm a kid
It hurts so bad
With a knife in your back

Oh, oh, ohhh
They don't understand
This is their last chance
No more idle hands
I'll destroy the land
Then they'll know
Whose
in
control

gp: advice she took to heart apparently

soulbound: YOU SAID WHAT

Gp: I meant destroy the world as figure of speech gosh darn it how was I supposed to know she would take it literally!
so anyway we basically we did lots of crimes and killed people

soulbound: I can't believe this

gp: you can you just don't want to

soulbound: what where you honesty expecting to get out of this

gp shrugs his shoulders

soulbound: doing that won't get you anywhere sure you may be fine now, but justice will always come to get you

[SOULBOUND]
I don't care how hard the hardship
No one has a right to kill
And you cannot buy your soul back
God don't make that kind of deal

When your prayers all go unanswered
And the death is getting worse
And you live near open sewers
With just pennies in your purse

That is when the good Lord
Will become your Savior
He will lead you to the light

We are all God's children
His arms always open
We must all do what is right!

You may be in debt
Wake up in a sweat
But let's not forget
You were made in Danganronpa!

[HUSK]
We may be in debt
Wake up in a sweat
But let's not forget
We were made in Danganronpa!
We were made in Danganronpa!

[WOMEN]
You can't blame 'em, who could blame 'em?
Ain't their fault they turned to crime

[MAN]
A Barisal's a luxury
Don't get much change from a dime

[MAN & WOMAN #1]
You can't blame those kids for wantin'
To fill up some body bags

[MAN & WOMAN #2]
The whole world is low on kindness
But it don't run out of hags

[ALL]
They both grew up hungry
They were heading nowhere
Thanks to good old depravity

[SOULBOUND]
All who sin must answer (All who sin–)
And the lot will answer (We will face–)
They will face a judgement day (Judgement Day)

[HUSK]
Sure they killed some men
And they will again
Poor lot, ah, but then
They were made in Danganronpa

They had holes in every shoe
No dream can come true

[MAN]
They killed - wouldn't you?

[ALL]
We may be in debt
Wake up in a sweat
But let's not forget
We were made in Danganronpa

[SOULBOUND]
Wash away the demons!
Fill your heart with kindness!

[HUSK]
We were made in Danganronpa

[SOULBOUND]
We were...

[HUSK]
We were made in Danganronpa

[SOULBOUND]
We were made in Danganronpa

[ALL]
We were made in dangan-
Made in dangan-
Made in Danganronpa!