The Tale Of Depravity Chapter 19: Say Hello To Hopes Peak, a dangan ronpa kibou no gakuen to zetsubou no koukousei fanfic

Soulbound: you aren't gonna talk about the things she did in despair arc?

Gp: ...
WE ALREADY KNOW SHE DID BAD THINGS WHAT ELSE IS NEW!?

Soulbound: I just feel like there are some things you can talk about there.

gp: ok you want me to talk about despair arc I will
but we're doing this my way.

Music starts.

Soulbound: that's the plan

[GP]
Welcome to the show
And like it or not
It's time to play a game
Let's play a game
We don't want you to go
'Cause like it or not
You'll never feel the same
Let's play a game (Let's play it!)

[SOULBOUND]
One, two, three, four, five
You think you can survive? (Survive)
This is all a lie
'Cause your story ends tonight.

[BOTH]
And like it or not
You'll never feel the same.

[GP]
Don't run away
Just come to play
No fun today
This is what I have to say.

[SOULBOUND]
Don't run away
Just come to play
This is what I have to say
You're stuck here every day (Everyday)

[GP]
On my left and my right
I'm seeing quite the sight
Don't wanna be a baby 'bout this
But I'm probably gonna die
Feeling trapped and broken and traumatized
I just want to stay alive.

[SOULBOUND]
On your left and your right
They want to pick a fight
But they don't know the truth about themselves
They never realize
Nothing more than little children, they are.

…

Don't run away
Just come to play
No fun today.

[BOTH]
This is what I have to say
Don't run away
Just come to play.

[GP]
This is what I have to say.

[BOTH]
You're stuck here everyday, everyday
You're stuck here everyday, everyday

Welcome to the show
And like it or not
It's time to play a game
Let's play a game.

Gp: AND NOW WE START THE SHOW

Runs into theater holding nachos.

Soulbound: nachos? Not popcorn?

Gp: come on soul we all know nachos are the superior theater food!
so come on play it play it lets start already!

Soulbound: ok

0:08

Soulbound: now's a good time to mention future arc thinking about it.

Gp: what about it?

Soulbound: well you know how some fans get having to watch the series a certain way.

Gp: POO THEM! THIS IS OUR REACTION WE GET TO WATCH IT HOW WE WANT!
also future arc won't happen in this universe.

Soulbound: and if you listen closely you can hear many a fans sigh of relief.

Gp: it's not bad! Its just for this whole plan to work that can't happen.

Soulbound: of course

0:10

Gp: HEY LOOK ITS MONIKA FROM DDLC

Soulbound: that's not her name

Gp: yeah but it looks like Monika

Soulbound: and yet in this world there's a different character called Monica.

Gp: and yet she sounds like Marinette from miraculous ladybug

Soulbound: we're rambling.

Gp: this is our reaction soul its our job to ramble

0:15

Mood
at that gp hums good and evil

0:25

Gp: noooooo it's
the biggest
most awful
Most tragic event!
IN HUMAN HISTORY!
jazz hands

0:32

Gp: woah wait
whats that song playing?

Soulbound: oh that… well the song seems to be called "the biggest tragic event in human history".

Gp: my word…
its beautiful
…ooo
oooooo~
yeeessss this oh this I like this
I feel like I could kill someo- no I feel like I can kill an army with this! YEEEEESSSSSS
I CAN DESTORY THE WORLD TO THIS

Soulbound: OK that's enough evil for you!

Gp: but soul!

Soulbound: remember why you're here.

Gp: naaaaaarr

1:15

Soulbound: and that leads us to the theme song.

Gp: ah yes a lot can be seen from a song so let's see it

Soulbound: it's in Japanese still.

Gp: DAH-…. I'll live just need to access 35,000-year-old memories of speaking Japanese
….

Soulbound: are you trying to remember or are you trying to exirmate?

Gp: WORKING ON IT!

Deep inside our bodies, as they start to move,
Is a freshly placed wind-up key making a clamor! Can you feel it?

Looking down from the edge of this dull, pointless world...
Just who are you?

This untouchable future is twisted before our very eyes;
(If you can't touch it, just slip on through)
Though this world fading into yesterday is nothing but a pre-established harmony.
(Since everything is so uncertain)
Despair, and hope, still remain in a paper-thin state.
(We remain so vague, swaying listlessly at sea)
But they are still so precious, even if they can't be seen.
The darkness, so softly... pulls you along by the hand.

Soulbound: interesting

Gp: I feel it speaks for itself falling into the abyss and all that turn evil goodness but I want to look at it
I don't know but something about the theme is beautiful its gentle sweet calming music but it has this deeper half that fills you with an underlying sense of dread I don't know if it's my knowledge that things will go wrong or if the music is just that good at explaining it but it tells me "sit back relax but don't get to comfortable cause things are about to go wrong" so enjoy the show!

Soulbound: truly quite the forgive me for saying but analytical?

Gp: nah I'm not that smart Its just obvious when you think about it

Soulbound: If you say so.

1:56

Gp: heavy breathing

Soulbound: something wrong?

Gp: look at her

Soulbound: ah yes….ugh her

Gp: look at her face look at how shes grown look at everything the gentle way she holds the world in her hands how she holds the world in her hands she can easily crush that world in her hands and she knows she will its all so easy but she looks so gentle at it oh look at how she smiles, if one didn't know any better they wouldn't think much of this picture or this girl but… to think one girl, this girl caused all that destruction… its beautiful!

Soulbound: horrifying more like it!

Gp: still, sometimes it's just so hard to believe
it makes you think about life…

Soulbound: also props to mukuro in the background.

Gp: atta girl
gp nods happily

2:14

And there's that dirty chump izuru!

Soulbound: oh so you hate him to?

Gp: how can I not? But he's not important at the moment so I'll save that for later.

2:41

Chiaki precious giiirrllllll
Oh we're gonna have to see that aren't we?

Soulbound: I'm afraid so
soulbound says stroking his beard.

Gp: ah, I'll have to prepare myself for that
gp says summoning a guitar

Soulbound: whats that for?

Gp: you'll see

2:46

Ah and this is where it all began.

3:16

….

Soulbound: well don't just stare say it!

Gp: ok why does Koichi Kizakura look like David spade?

Soulbound: … my word

Gp: I KNOW RIGHT?!

4:20

This theme is also pretty bopping I can thump my tail to this!

4:56

Clearly not enough

Soulbound: oh please gp if this all goes well we might be able to even save this one as well.

Gp: well lucky for Monika then

Soulbound: stop calling her that with the fact another character here shares a smaller name that will be confusing.

Gp: chisa happy?

Soulbound: fully overjoyed
soulbound said with a calm stoic expression.

5:25

Gp: mikan baby giiirrlll!
please get out of that position my eyes have standards.

Soulbound: ah well it's good to know you like her.

Gp: yes despite all the many… many ship art of her and rj I can at least say be that mikan is a sweet caring girl
but please for your own sake find someone better than her you need someone who will give you genuine love and kindness and I have to sadly say rj is not yet in a correct mental state to give either

Soulbound: if only she could hear you.

Gp: if only

5:40

Anything but this

7:38

And so there off!

7:42

Truly the superior of men's rooms

Soulbound: ?

Gp: no I'm being serious! Are you familiar with the Japanese toilet? The Japanese took the most disgusting experience of human existence and fixed it. The Japanese toilet washes you, dries you, does your taxes… and that is in a Tokyo airport bathroom. You leave a Japanese public restroom cleaner than when you walked in. You leave an American public restroom with PTSD!

Soulbound: that's fair

Gp: BIDETS!

Soulbound: moving on.

9:34

Gp: watch out guys he likes dudes to!
honestly I kinda find that respectable

Soulbound: one of the only things respectable about him I presume.

gp: I'm just saying it's kinda a double standard to be into something when a girl does it but not when I guy does it so him being equally into things despite gender I find to be quite a respectable bargain.

10: 35

SODA MY BRODA!
I like him!

Soulbound: you do now?

Gp: reminds me of when I was in high school
except I wasn't a mechanic, and I didn't die my hair, and I'm not Japanese

Soulbound: go on.

Gp: OH YES MOVEING ON