Gp: it is time
THE END IS NEAR THE END IS NEAR
ok let's start the episode
0:08
Oh yeah ryota I forgot that guy existed.
0:53
Man you have issues.
Well on with the theme.
2:36
And there's chisa again.
3:18
Welp that was something but don't yah think it's a bit rude to talk about the reserve course like that?
if I didn't know any better I would say some teenage girl would turn of their inhibition's and sense of morality causing the RC to start a rebellion and kill y'all due to such words
but NAAH that's crazy hahhahaha.
5:18
So after all that dreey drabble now we go back to the cheery good times yee!
6:51
Yaaahhh class 78!
oh no
gp said with an existed nervousness.
7:33
Ah! You gotta appreciate these moments while they last for their sweeter than cream.
9:20
So cute
9:42
Yeaahh puberty finally hit her!
ah reminds me of when rj hit puberty good times, oh enough to make this old man cry!
9:50
No mikan abuse
10:07
Soda can't catch a break.
10:37
Every parents worst fear
well except he's not fat smelly Dorito Mountain dew infested fedora wearing nice guy neck beard.
But he is a lonely shut in
and that's what matters.
10:49
Yeah but the problem is that it's usually 24 frames per second and knowing you it will be way more and in the end no one will notice each frame compared to the big picture it makes
besides even the best animations have an ugly freeze frame but if someone complains about that then that's a problem in itself
I'm just saying you need to chill bro.
Soulbound: the real question is what he is animating
I'm sure it's beautiful but an animation is only as good as the story its showing.
Gp: oh! Like Romeo and Juliet: sealed with a kiss
that was animated by ONE guy ONE guy LIKE SERIOUSLY one guy did all that! MCFLIPPING BEAUTIFUL… but like…. Do you see that things story!? It… leaves something to be desired (and that's putting it kindly)
and that's ryotas future if he continues to be a bum.
11:05
Look buddy I'm as passionate about my story as the next guy but you gotta except some people just don't like animation and that's ok like jeez dude don't burn yourself so others can be warm and all that.
11:30
Do you hear that?
Soulbound: what?
Gp: the sound of the angel of death
I can feel it I can feel the pain in my bones
11:40
ITS TIME! AHAHAHAHAH IM SO STRESSED
oh soul! Soul soul soul!
it is time for the introduction, but shouldn't one do so in style.
Soulbound: I leave such dramatics to you.
Gp: then leave it to me!
Gp pulls out a guitar and starts jamming.
GP:
Sometimes you have to take the initiative.
HUSKS:
Sometimes your whole family sucks and other stuff
Sometimes you have to make your own story
Sometimes you have to stab the storyteller IN THE NECK! (Gp: hey!)
Sometimes you have to take back the country
Sometimes you have to kill everyone!
DEPRAVITY:
EVERYONE!
EVERYONE!
EVERYONE!
EVERYONE!
EVERYONE!
(Overlapping)
JUNKO:
I always thought I'd never be that guy
But guess what I'm tellin' you
ENSEMBLE:
Sometimes with guns
Sometimes with speeches too.
JUNKO:
I always thought I'd never be that guy
But guess what I'm tellin' you
(Overlapping)
ENSEMBLE:
Sometimes with guns
Sometimes with speeches too.
ENSEMBLE:
Sometimes you have to take the initiative
Sometimes your whole family sucks and other stuff
Sometimes you have to make your own story
Sometimes you have to stab the storyteller in the neck.
Sometimes you have to take back the country
Sometimes you have to kill everyone,
Everyone!
JUNKO:
I'm so that guy
I'm so that guy
I'm so that guy
(Overlapping)
ENSEMBLE:
Danganronpa, Yea Yea
Danganronpa, Yea Yea
Danganronpa, Yea Yea
Danganronpa, Yea Yea
JUNKO:
Life sucks!
And your life's gonna suck universally.
Life sucks!
And your life's gonna suck universally.
ENSEMBLE:
Sometimes with guns
Sometimes with speeches too.
JUNKO:
I will make them all bleed!
DRAMATIC EXPLOSION
Gp: eh? Eh?
Soulbound: really? I do not believe she deserves such dramatics.
Gp: oh it's a bopper and you know it
so yeah shes here now…..
we're all gonna die
Well at least now I can't tell if my accelerating heart is from the excitement of the song or the fear of their presence
well its times like this I just gotta PUNCH MYSELF IN THE GUT
OW!
He said after actually punching himself in the gut.
Oh hey that got rid of my fear!
12:30
Oh hey it's the song again!
12:42
No….. don't say that…no…..
12:46
Baby giiiiirrrrlllll!
Gp said in excitement looking at her as one would look at a puppy Soulbound also had a light smile at her presence.
Poor baby girl though
13:15
(Man I wish mukuro looked at me the way she looks at her sister)
14:00
Soulbound: Disgusting
Gp: I think it's kinda cute!
Soulbound: why?
Gp: I just love villain family dynamics there so sweet!
um… but I guess not this one though because this believe it or not is some of junkos more lighter treatment and while I can go in depth I feel it best to hear from the horse's mouth
[MUKURO]
But besides the couple of hours during which we have guests
There are also twenty-two hours in the day.
During which the private and intimate life of the house continues…
[JUNKO]
Bring my me slippers!
[MUKURO]
Yes sister, yes sister
[JUNKO]
Bring me my wine!
[MUKURO]
Yes sister, yes sister
[JUNKO]
If you're not too busy
Fiddling with your incense and icons?!
[MUKURO]
No sister, no sister
And I have no friends
No, never go anywhere
Never invited
For who would take care of you?
[JUNKO]
I can hurt you!
[MUKURO & JUNKO]
I can hurt you…
[MUKURO]
But I never ever ever ever would!
No sister
I love you sister
And time moves on
And my fate slips past
And nothing ever happens to me
And time moves on
And my fate slips past
Is this all I'll make of my life?
Will I never be happy?
Will I never be anyone's wife?
[JUNKO]
Ah, what's this? A young suitor?
Ah, come in, come in
But don't sit down, don't sit down
I'm cold to you
Yes I'm mean to you
Now be gone, be gone be gone!
and DON'T COME BACK!
Oh, maybe I'll marry someone myself
Some cheap French thing
Oh that offends you does it?
Ah, come in my dear
Come in my dear, come in
[MUKURO]
And she draws them to her
And she kisses their hand
Embraces them affectionately
And I flush and run out of the room
[JUNKO]
Come back here
Let a young girl have her fun
[MUKURO]
But there just using you sister
Wants your money sister!
To take advantage of your weakness like that
It's disgusting
My voice breaks
[JUNKO]
It's my money and I'll throw it where I want
Not at you!
You pathetic harlot!
Insolent girl!
Insolent girl!
Where—
Where—
Where are my glasses?
Where are they?
Where are my glasses?
Oh God—
Oh God I'm frightened
Oh God I've changed so very much
Where are my glasses?
Where are my glasses?!
WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?!
Then she passes out
[MUKURO]
They are there upon her head
The pride of sacrifice
Gathers in my soul
And she forgets things
she falls asleep at the table
Her napkin drops to the floor
Her shaking head
Sinks over her plate
she is young and fragile
And I dare to judge her
I disgust myself
I disgust myself…
Gp: poor baby girl….
no where were we?
14:45
Daw look at her she deserves better.
14:56
Oh and now back to this chump.
15:36
Don't jinx it.
15:53
Oh look you jinxed it!
16:05
You know what they say about the road to death!
16:20
Other baby girl
16:31
That came out wrong…
18:50
Not really sure that was a good idea it just seemed like you enabled his bad habits
but then again unless we count body type I wouldn't call you a well-rounded individual yourself.
19:04
But yes that was a beautiful gay love story.
19:25
Mikan baby girl no
19:44
Daaaww friendship
20:12
MAKOTO BABY ANGEL BOY LOVE OF THE UNIVERES ONE TO SAVE US ALL MY BELOVED
Soulbound: he is great.
20:16
Gp: oh I wish I could give him all the head pats he deserves it
20:20
Oh yeah rj too!
20:40
GOOD! Cause narrations my job rj! Don't encroach! You stick to being the antagonist!
Soulbound: wasn't your whole reasoning you didn't want her to be antagonist?
Gp: uh! Oh! I mean yeah! That! But like, you know what I meant!
like rj find a better hobby!
and not fashion either cause I always disapproved of that I mean look at her denying her true self like that hiding in a mask heck the job also totally under stimulates her she aint getting nothing for it that makes her happy she needs something to actually grab her brain muscles.
Soulbound: yes but with this profession shes able to gain the mass love of the collective making it easy for her to mold them like the play doh she oh so desires.
Gp: just because she has a reason for it dosent mean it's still not a bad job for her!
not to mention all the gross dumb individuals who lewd her without even caring for who she is as a person. YOU'RE ALL GROSS!
Soulbound: please note dear reader if you do… that we will not hold it against you or judge you as a person on that alone.
Gp: I'LL JUDGE YOU!
Soulbound: please keep in mind he's an idiot…
Angry gp noises
20:55
Gp: And there's Hajime
21:45
We're all doomed!
And that's it yaaahhh! What a great start can't wait for when things go to death!
well I can but the universe wont
