Gp: ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!
time for more doom DOOOM!
oowaaaaa!

Ok let's start!

0:06

Soulbound: is that the religious painting "the last supper" turned into a puzzle and also replacing all the heads with monokuma heads?

Gp: yes, yes it is?

Soulbound puts his hands in his face for a few seconds.

Soulbound: I want to ask why but I already know the answer.

Gp: why not

Soulbound: but why such a religious painting

Gp: I can go full art analysis mode if you want I took a class on it

Soulbound: no, no I'm good.

Gp: I feel like it's a metaphor for how rj views themselves as the antichrist in which the meanings of the last super would be reversed for her, but the same principle stands of giving up ones life for people who will turn their backs on you

Soulbound: every time I look at you I don't understand
why you let the things you did get so out of hand…

…
so who's judas and peter?

Gp: probably Matsuda and Mukuro

Soulbound nods

0:13

Gp: I don't like this
rj what are you doing to that nice nurse

Soulbound: more like what is she doing to her?

0:18

Gp: YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL MIKAN
gosh darn rj and her high charisma rolls!
and gosh darn everyone else for their low saving throws!

0:27

Gp: I SMELL IT

Soulbound: what?

Gp: her soul! It varies from red to black licorice
at that second it briefly turns red!

Soulbound: well to me it smells of dead rats.

Gp: It isn't fair to hate her, when you know her very slightly When you know her better Then you can judge me rightly

Soulbound: And all who know her very well Hate her, hate her, hate her more than tongue, can tell.

0:28

Gp: OH NO! look at that face you know exactly what shes thinking shes thinking
attempts to mimic her voice
"oh boy look at this happy class living life and loving life!... it be a shame if I…RUINED THAT!"

Soulbound: JUNKO NO!

Gp: I know I'm supposed to say yes but I agree JUNKO NO!

0:32

MIKAN NO SWEETIE GIRL THERE ARE BETTER GIRLS YOU CAN BE DATEING PLEASE YOU'RE BETTER THAN HER!

0:39

She makes a fine point.

1:02

Moooooooooooooooooooooo
though personally I prefer to do that with Jenga blocks.

Soulbound: then when the funs over you cry because you destroyed it.

Gp: WHY MUST I HURT THE THINGS THAT BRING ME JOY

1:15

Don't jinx it, or maybe do jinx it
oh theme song time neat!

3:13

And here we see the reserve course movement as angry as ever!

3:50

OH NOW YA NOTICE!

3:52

YOU DON'T SAY?

3:56

You're a little to late to be on the suspicious end now aren't yah!

4:33

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

4:42

Oh no there clearly just aggressively touching eachother

NO POO PINKERTON! OF COURSE THERE KILLING EACHOTHER!

5:05

I need an adult.

Soulbound: we are adults.

Gp: oh

Clings to soulbounds leg nervously

5:12

NO KIDDING WHO ELSE COULD DO THIS SANTA CLAUS!?
DOOOOOOMMMMEEEDDDD.

5:40

Cause there evil
kinda comes with the territory you know?

5:54

And he was never heard from again.

Soulbound: gp he's still alive!

Gp: haha I know I'm just joking bro

5:55

In other news reserve course still mad!

6:16

Might as well get the house and the tear gas.

6:22

THAT PUNK THAT PUNK THAT DIRTY LITTLE PUNK!

Soulbound: him?

Gp: that's Matsuda THE PUNK! Look at him looking on at everything going on! He knows whats going on! And he can stop this BUT HE'S TO MUCH OF A COWARD

Soulbound: and he can because?

Gp: he's junkos boyfriend

Soulbound: boyfriend? But what about

Gp: He's a CUCK too!
I bet it's cause he has a tiny tail! Assuming he even does her at all he's probably too much a depressed sad sack to do her much less actually give her physical affection!

Soulbound: well I don't see how he can just fix this.

Gp: he's the ultimate neurologist! Aka a brain doctor!
where are most of rjs problems? In her brain!

I think you can do the math from there.

Soulbound: …
man he really does suck
but I mean there has to be some reason there still in a relationship even with all those flaws surely you can name one good thing about him.

Gp: pulls out guitar
they make eachother happy

[MATSUDA]
Woah-oh-oh, ya make me happy all the time.
And you know I'm a total dick
Butcha make me happy all the time
Aw Baby, you just do the trick
Like when ya know I need my "alone time"
And you keep out of my goddamned way
An' it makes me happy-happa-happa-happy
Baby, never go away

[MATSUDA & JUNKO]
'Cause you
Make me happy. Oh, you
Make me happy. Oh, you
Make me happy. Oh, you
Make me happy happy

[JUNKO]
Woah-oh-oh, ya make me happy all the time
And that is really fucking tough
Still, ya make me happy all the time
Aw, baby, I can't get enough
Like how ya know I'm fond of venting
And you let me have my fucking say
Which makes me happy, oh, so happy
Oh, baby, never go away

[MATSUDA & JUNKO]
'Cause you
Make me happy. Oh, you
Make me happy. Oh, you
Make me happy. Oh you
Make me happy happy

[JUNKO]
Make me happy all the time
And you know I'm a twisted bitch
Still to make me happy all the time
It's whatcha call a kind of switch.

[MATSUDA]
Make me happy all the time
And you know I'm a fucking fuck
But to make me happy all the time
It's whatcha call a change in luck

[MATSUDA & JUNKO]
And I know I don't deserve you
But please, have faith in me;
I'm working to be worthy
And soon, you're gonna see, you'll see

I'm gonna make you happy. I will try
'Cause what I lack in follow-through
Is a life so happy, happa-happa-happy
In love with-
Make me happy, oh you
Make me happy, happy
-you (Baby, I'm in love with you)

Gp: but anyway he won't be important till later so let's continue on

6:47

That's called fascism
though I guess if we're using the verb meaning its technically right
but I'd prefer if they had floats and music and stuff.

7:48

Awwee Chiaki poor baby

7:52

You still standing like a dear in head lights aint yah gato?

8:09

Random gibberish that is meant to be words.

8:17

YOWZA BOWZA RJ!
dial it back a bit even if the girl was overstepping it.

8:23

…..other dimensional flash backs….flash forwards?

8:36

….
no

8:48

1 down 15 to go….wait 15? No 14…. Or is it 13? Ugh I donno out of sight out of mind.

8:52

Yeah shes evil get over it.

9:00

That was smooth.

9:13

Putting it mildly… wait…no

Soulbound: what?

Gp: let her finish then I say

So uh… she has a brainwashing video?

Soulbound: yes?

Gp: it makes people more crazy and deprived

Soulbound: yes

Gp: she showed it to people

Soulbound: yes

Gp: did she watch it too?

Soulbound: what? No that's crazy talk why would she?

Gp: why wouldn't she you know that's exactly something she'd do

Soulbound: I mean- I guess-

Gp: oh just thinking about it, her, trying to bring herself lower to the depths of insanity and depravity by doing that OH I-

Soulbound: GP!
just, don't think about it ok?
kodaka neither confirmed or denied such actions so just, don't think about it and she won't do it.

Gp: mmmmmmmmmmmmm
gp closed his eyes in worriment

9:57

Why do you have holes in your eyes?

Soulbound: I'm pretty sure that's the glasses reflection.

Gp: eye holes

9:58

That's a great question
one she won't answer!
cause that's on a need-to-know basis and you don't need to know!

So just take boredom or despair as her reason and continue being depressed cause there's nothing you can do about it?

Like what would you even do if she did tell yah ey?
what would you try to talk her out of it? Like she dosent need your pity!
and even if she did it's not like you are trying to talk her out of it cause you care or anything you'd only do it because of your selfish desire to not have bad things happen! And as soon as she did that you'd throw her to the curb or the authorities and she aint gonna give up all this hard work cuz it hurts your wittle fewings! What would she have to go back to anyway? Nothing a whole load of nothing! So get off your moral myopia and MAKE THE BRAINWASHING VIDEO!

Soulbound: that escalated quickly.

10:03

Gp: get a room

Soulbound: there in a room

Gp: get another room

The fandom: man I wish that where me.

Gp: DIRTY FANDOM BAD

10:08

I never understood people who destroyed the world that's just a perfectly good waste of the world really the only people who do that are depressed sad sacks who find no point in living
personally I'm a "take over the world" guy myself
now that's fun!

10:27

Played! Like! A! fiddle!

10:56

THE BAGEL BOY HAS RETURNED!

12:06

I like where that's going.

12:27

there gone and doom is at hand.

12:37

They weren't!

12:50

Back to the reserve course

13:37

Gosh darn having the phone on mute!

14:47

Aaaww he cares, ooo I ship it.

15:12

The power of luck

17:03

WOOAAAHHHH

17:45

I want a wife like that
I need a wife like that
soulbound get me a wife like that.

Soulbound: if it gets you off my back then sure.

Gp: mmmmmmmm slobbery noises

18:00

Come on shes trying her best rj!

8:22

HES GOT A GUN!

…
do it.

18:29

Shoot her.

18:42

Shoot her!

18:53

SHOOT HEEERR!

19:00

WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOOT HER IN THE HEAD
'CAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'D BE BETTER OFF DEAD
IF THERE'S REALLY NO PLACE IN DANGANRONPA
FOR A CELEBRITY OF THE FIRST...

[DEPRAVITY]
Why don't you just shoot her in the head
'cause you know she'd be better off dead.
if there's really no place in Danganronpa
for a celebrity of the first...

Why don't you just shoot her in the head
'cause you know she'd be better off dead
if there's really no place in Danganronpa
for a celebrity of the first...

Why don't you just shoot her in the head
'cause you know she'd be better off dead
if there's really no place in Danganronpa
for a celebrity of the first...

Why don't you just shoot her in the head
'cause you know she'd be better off dead
if there's really no place in Danganronpa
for a celebrity of the first rank!

19:27

Gp: good news! You played yourself!

Gp and soulbound: face palm

19:56

Gp: Talk about love at first sight
the one time when doing nothing would have been a good thing for you!

20:15

Man those things really are sturdy!

21:12

Awe that's not true…
you where able to brainwash the mass populi to become an evil hivemind! I consider that pretty impressive!

21:26

It be sweet if I didn't know what happened in the future.

21:58

Over already? That can't be right?

23:30

Ah yes this!
oh how painful but he's not Hajime anymore he's izuru and he's a jerk.

Soulbound: its not like he did anything.

Gp: evil by inaction is still evil! And when he has the power to crush Junko at this very second but actively saved her I'd consider that pretty evil even if he dosent consider it!
like look at him he thinks he all big and though thinking he knows everything but he's being played like a darn fool by Junko he feels like things will all work out in the end but he's gonna realize the price for his inaction is something even he isn't willing to pay
so yeah Junko tops him

Soulbound: WHAT?!

Gp: hierarchy wise! Not sexually! Well… they probably did once cause he wanted to see if she was boringgfdnjigjae
THAT'S BESISEDS THE POINT!
what I mean is…
oh!

Pulls out piano.

What I mean is this.

[JUNKO]
I'm number one
You're number two
We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
I'm number one
You're number two
I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me
I'm one

[IZURU, spoken]
You're one

[JUNKO]
You're number two

[IZURU, spoken]
I'm number two

[JUNKO]
You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarterer than you
I'm number one
You're number two
You're lucky to be number two, not number three

Mukuro proceeding to be number three

I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance
But in the meantime, you've got to dance monkey dance!

Hands izuru dancing cane as he shows of his ultimate dancer skills

[IZURU]
Really? I hate dancing

[JUNKO]
DO IT! Dance Monkey Dance! Haha!

[IZURU & (JUNKO)]
I'm number two
She's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an bipolaroid
I'm number two
She's number one. (I'm number one!)
You know life gone to the dogs
When your boss is that girl!

I can see it's just a matter of time
Before she's gone and I'm at the front of the line
It won't be long until I get my chance
But in the meantime, I've got to dance monkey dance

Shows ultimate dancer skills

[JUNKO]
Dance monkey dance! Now watch me

Junko is not the ultimate dancer so just use your imagination

[JUNKO & (Izuru)]
I'm number one. (she's number one.)
You're number two. (I'm number two!)
I'll bet you kid, there you go
Now step aside, this ain't your show
I'm one. (You're one.)
I'm number one! (Yes, we know!)

[JUNKO]
I'm...,

[IZURU]
She's...

[JUNKO & IZURU]
Number one!

[JUNKO]
That's how it's done!