Gp: oh man we're almost at the climax soul I'm so scared!
but first!
Pulls out piano
A sad ballad from Junko
Soulbound: really?
Gp: trust me with what happens in this episode we need this lighthearted ness
[JUNKO]
I'm all alone
All by myself
There is no one here beside me
I'm all alone
Quiet, all alone
No one to comfort me or guide me
Why is there no one here with me
On the long and winding road
To lift my heavy load?
If there were someone here with me
How happy I would be
But I'm alone
Quite all alone
All by myself
I'm all alone
I'm all alone
Mukuro standing literally right next to her
[Mukuro]
She's all alone
[Junko]
All by myself
[Mukuro]
Except for me
[Junko]
I cannot face tomorrow
[Mukuro]
She cannot face it
[Junko]
I'm all alone
[Mukuro]
Though I am here
[Junko]
So all alone
[Mukuro]
So very near
[Junko]
No one to share my sorrow
[MUKURO]
You know, it seems quite clear to me
Because I'm working class
I am just the horse's ass
She sells me down the river
So what am I, chopped liver?
[Junko]
But I'm alone
[Mukuro]
Oh no, you're not!
[Junko]
So all alone
[Mukuro]
I'm here you twat!
Music stops as Junko grabs mukuro by the collar of her shirt
Junko: WHAT did you say!?
Mukuro: nothing nothing nothing! I'm sorry! Forgive me!
Junko: that's what I thought
Junko lets go of mukuro and pushes her to the ground
Now where was I
oh yes!
Music plays again
[Junko]
All by myself
I'm all alone
Brainwashed reserve course members who were literally standing right behind her this whole time
[BRAINWASHED RESERVE COURSE MEMBERS]
She's all alone
[JUNKO]
I'm all alone
BRAINWASHED RESERVE COURSE MEMBERS:
All by herself
[JUNKO]
All by myself
[BRAINWASHED RESERVE COURSE MEMBERS]
There is no one here beside her
She's all alone
[JUNKO]
So all alone
[BRAINWASHED RESERVE COURSE MEMBERS]
Apart from us
No one to comfort her or guide her
[JUNKO]
Each one of us is all alone
So, what are we to do
In order to get through?
We must be lonely side by side
It's a perfect way to hide
[BRAINWASHED RESERVE COURSE MEMBERS]
We're all alone
[JUNKO]
We're all alone
[BRAINWASHED RESERVE COURSE MEMBERS]
Yes, all alone
[JUNKO]
So all alone...
Each by ourselves
We're all alone
Gp: ok let's get back to it!
0:19
Oh yeah here we are so much has happened I must admit I'm nervous again
0:30
Behold the power of edge lord juice
0:33
NEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
stop that it's not nice
0:42
LESBIAN!?
0:46
Look at you rj trying to be all intimidating and scary
Soulbound: she IS intimidating and scary
not to me of course I find her annoying
but still
0:53
Gp: gamer girl wifu!
Soulbound: ….
Gp: not the time?
Soulbound: not the time
0:56
Gp: shes smort!
1:06
Mmmmmm I need a nice solid wall to bang my head on
1:19
HAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAH!
We gotta watch that again!
Repeat
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
AAGGAAIIINNNN
Soulbound: for someone wanting to prevent their pain you seem to enjoy that
Gp: this is karma soul and don't act high and might I know you find this hilarious too!
Soulbound: yes
I do
Both: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Gp: oh wait it missed
Wait a minute reality can be whatever I want!
Changes the universe so it does hit Junko in the face
Gp: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
1:39
Doomed DOOOMMMEEDD
1:50
Oh there's the theme song we're all gonna die
4:08
…short to short way to short her short is skirt
I mean her short!
her skirt its SHOOOOORRRTTTT
4:14
Bum bum baaaaaaa
4:23
Shes right! Their doomed DOOOOOMMMMEEEDD
4:41
Mmmmm lambchops
4:47
DOOOOOMMMEEEDDDD
Soulbound: can you say anything else but doomed?
Gp: deeeemmoooooooooddd!
Soulbound: I had to ask
5:29
Gp: YEAH! My girl mukuro beat her like I knew she would!
I mean- OH NO!
5:33
Gp: who said anything about agreeing?
5:48
Mmmmmmmmm brainwashing….
Soulbound: what?
Gp: can't a man get off to brainwashing?
Soulbound: NO especially not without consent!
Gp: but it's the lack of consent that makes it hotter
Soulbound: THAT CAN BE TAKEN REALY BAD OUT OF CONTEXT
Gp: oh! Of course I don't!
I Wouldn't!
I'd never touch someone without their consent!
its just brainwashing someone without their consent is a different story
Soulbound slaps gp in the face
Gp: I deserve that
5:55
Both: oh no
6:14
Gp: hi mukuro
…welp its time for everyone's favorite track
David bowies: sound and vision
Gp: I will sit right down
Soulbound: waiting for the gift of sound and vision
Gp: oh the depravity…
7:04
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7:30
LITSEN TO THE CRAZY BAGEL MAN DON'T DO IT!
7:49
PLEASE DON'T BE AN IDIOT CALL THE ATUAORITYS THE POLICE THE FBI INTERPOL I DON'T CARE JUST DON'T GO IN THERE OR YOU'LL DOOM YOUR LIFE
8:18
CHIAKI NOOOO DON'T BE A HERO DON'T BE A FOOL WITH YOUR LIFE
So anyway Chiaki convinces them to go and wait why do I hear musical music?
CHIAKI
Now that we've found where the enemy's lurking
Nothing can stand in our way
NAGITO
Since we are facing the forces of darkness
We must be the cold light of day
NEKOMARU
We are the lanterns that burn in the lighthouse
NAGITO
The candles in the crypt
MIKAN
We are the light
ALL
Let there be light
CHIAKI
This is a war, and we must be the victors
NAGITO
There's too much to lose if we fail
MIKAN
We'll cross the seas like a band of crusaders
Searching for some precious grail
NEKOMARU
We are the embers that glow in the winter
The diamonds in the mine
NAGITO
Let's take our torches
And pray God will show us a sign
ALL
Deep in the darkest night
When there's no spark of hope
We must be points of light
Piercing the darkness
Bright as the dazzling stars
In an indifferent sky
And in our cruelest hour when hope is gone
We'll raise our heads
And we'll journey on
NAGITO
When the great battle commences
Surely the light will prevail
We will break down her defenses
she will fall and the sun will rise
ALL
Deep in the darkest night
When there's no spark of hope
We must be points of light
Piercing the darkness
Bright as the dazzling stars
In an indifferent sky and in our cruelest hour
When hope is gone
We'll raise our heads
And we'll journey on!
Gp: THAT WAS THE MOST PAINFULY IRONIC SONG I EVER HEARD
their so doomed that I'm just gonna ignore everything they say is that ok with you no need to pay mind to a dead man walking after all
11:02
YOUR WIFE IS DEAD
11:14
Gosh darn committee members thinking with their genitals
… but you know that's kinda suspicious don't you think?
Soulbound: what?
Gp: like that! It says on these files that Junko was the only one not recruited by Kizakura, but as a special case by the recommendation of the Board of Directors. Seeing as Kizakura is a good judge of character, he would have likely realized how dangerous Junko is and would never allow her to go to Hope's Peak. The Board of Directors even arranged it so that Koichi and Jin weren't involved with her recruitment. Additionally, the Board of Directors likely knew how dangerous Junko could be because according to Junko's profile "responsibility of her as a student was placed upon the headmaster after her admission, with the Board removing their responsibility on her development".
That is hecking suspicious if you ask me what do they know?
Soulbound: I was told it was just due to her popularity
Gp: their ultimate's soul there all popular! And to add her sister too! And to go on and wash their hands of her sin! They know shes dangerous and let her in! why? Money? A good word of mouth? Where you getting threatened? Sexual favors! … rj… buddy please don't tell me you did the old men please
Soulbound: maybe they knew something that no one else did
Gp: BUT WHAT!
Soulbound: well it dosent matter now since they die in the future so what ever they know they reap what you sow
Gp: neeeerrr
11:26
At least they're that smart
sadly not smart enough to do anything about it
11:50
Man dudes take a chill she didn't even do anything that bad yet at least wait a few minutes for her to brain kill your fiancé then you can speak like you got some baggage
12:00
Heavy breathing
12:10
Grunt snarl grunt
12:40
MOOAAAANNNNNNSSS OF GULTY PLEASURE
Soulbound picks up gp then slaps him repeatedly
Soulbound: stop
slap
having
slap
a
slap
brain
slap
washing
slap
fetish!
slap
Gp: so hot so hot so hot
Soulbound punches gp
Soulbound: ok that's enough anime for you crawl into the void
Gp turns away from dr3 anime
Gp: THIS PLACE IS A FLIPPING NIGHMATE
Soulbound: so anyway the rest of that scene happens
13:30
Ok its over
Picks gp back up
Gp: ah yes so where are we
13:47
Brainwashed reserve course members finally!
14:06
Oh snap their hostile now
well now's a good time as any to hear what they have to say
good reserve course members how do you feel about how you are now taking a hostile protest against the ultimate's who never meant to hurt you?
RESERVE COURSE WOMAN (spoken):
I mean, I think it's a real tragedy that the mastermind would go up and kill all those ultimate's
RESERVE COURSE MAN (spoken):
Me too. It's a real tragedy
RESERVE COURSE WOMAN (spoken):
And that's why we hesitated to be part of this. Absolutely. We didn't want it to seem like we were endorsing that kind of behavior
RESERVE COURSE MAN (spoken):
No. Of course not. But then, we were like...it is nice not to be told what to do
RESERVE COURSE WOMAN (spoken):
Yes, it is...
so, it's like, it's really great that they did that. But we definitely don't condone it
DEPRAVITY:
Did you really think
That this would work?
You're doomed!
You won't live forever
Your luck won't hold this time!
It won't be like before!
It's never
It's never gonna work!
14:48
Gp: Oh ey look it's this bozo again yooooooo
15:05
I've seen enough anime to know where this is going
15:16
Hi rj!
15:26
I can't believe shes letting you go how merciful
hey chill soul I was half joking
15:45
DESTROY THE WOOORRRLLLDDD
you know, evil stuff you wouldn't understand
16:22
Well jokes on you mitari! Brainwashing is brainwashing and its wrong no matter what its intentions are and now you got a taste of your own medicine! Hahahhaah!
16:33
Rj….. take responsibility for yourself you're the one who's using it for evil
17:04
What a coward
17:08
And there he goes running like a dad off the get milk…
well aint that the way rj he's no longer a threat to your plans you know how to shut up the people who are and in a few minutes you will turn the only other people who can stop it to your helpless slaves
everything's going exactly as you expected that's just
so….
ANNOYING!
[JUNKO]
When it stops being fun, and your patience is done
And you see being the villain is hard
With this country before you that cannot be governed
You find yourself powerless, bloody and scarred
And what is it for? The hate of a people!
And who is it for? This nation we'll break!
That girl who did everything her way, where has she gone?
So tonight I'll sing the saddest songs…
To everyone that I've done wrong…
And if you don't know how to sing along
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry!
I'M SORRY!
BUT THE BAND PLAYS ON!
Bourassa looked down on the people of warlow
And told them their future was bloody and cursed
When I think of the conflict and the change that awaits us
It's gonna be hard, but this country comes first
[DEPRAVITY]
Revolutions will come to you, swift if you let them
The nation divided cannot be undone
Afton, xehanort, ituriel, cypher and drew
Destroyed their own worlds, but you've hardly begun!
[JUNKO]
So I'll ruin the bank, and I'll cripple the courts
And I'll take on the world for dangaronpa's sake
And I'll take all the land, and I'll take over the country
And I'll take,
and I'll take,
and I'll take!
and I'll take!
And this country I'm breaking cannot be united!
The will of the people won't stand in my way!
How can I tell you how deeply- I'll make them all bleed
And so I'll sing the saddest songs…
Of enemies who did me wrong…
And the despair will go on and on and on
And on
And On!
AND ON!
AS LONG AS I NEED!
Gp: the end!
Soulbound: theirs still 6 minutes left of the episode
Gp: uuuggggghhh
18:06
Gp: uugghhh stop being so depressed
18:13
And then he died!
not, sadly he lives. Only cause rj said you would so I won't get any ideas
19:05
Uggghh stop feeling bad about yourself and actually do something about it!
Soulbound: gp you are being quite harsh he has been through a lot and suffers survivors guilt knowing that he's responsible for the end of the world I think its fair if he lets out a good cry first
Gp: I guess your riiigghhtt
19:10
Now we're back to this!
19:13
Thanks their brainwashed!
19:35
Oh I'm sorry for you my friend but you just jinxed it
19:51
And now it's those guys
20:22
I never thought of it like that but surprisingly no
20:40
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
21:10
DOOOOMMEEDD
21:21
And she was never heard from again
… I mean not yet
but in a few minutes she will never be heard from again
22:00
DOOOMMMEEEDD
And of episode
And you know what that means next times the big shot….
Soulbound: are you ready to face it?
Gp: pulls out a guitar
yeah, I am