gp: and so it begins the curing process
soulbound: will it hurt?
gp: ...
it's better not to ask
soulbound: ...
gp: ...
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gp: ...
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gp: wanna hear me bash Matsuda more?
soulbound: no
gp: TO BAD!
I remember the day I met him... well actually not really.. but I remember a day me and j where outside and it was raining like death, hahahha jeez man might as well been a above ocean but thankfully my trench coat doubles as a rain coat for situations like that! but j had nothing they were just standing in the death rain all soaking wet... not I care for them and so I says, hey I don't want yah to get a cold I care about you, but you know her all "despair" and all that so I was mid taking off my coat when like a bolt of lightning ZOOM she ran off... now I care for her more then I hate running so I make a mad dash after her hahahahahha it was fun I was like "RJ COME BACK HERE I CARE ABOUT YOUR HEALTH AND WELLBEING WAY TO MUCH TO HAVE YOU STAY WET" it sucked though cause I'm not the runner type but I was determined so with the last of my breath I tossed my coat on her! and it worked but... what I didn't realizes was that we were inside so I just threw a wet coat on top of her for nothing... I still took it as a victory though it was fun after all, so we laughed it off walking inside and ol mat is there and I say my peace
Gabriel: AH! one feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet! and when one feels like a duck one is happy!
and then j being my partner in crime joined in and went
Junko: ouu ducklings!
hahahaha to which I go
Gabriel: too old to be a duckling quack quack!
gp: hahahahahahah it was funny mat was hating I could see it in his face he thought we were on stuff so she introduced me and
it was awkward, like you know how we are soul treat people with respect I'm not one for "insults of endearment" so needless to say the flame was started quick between us I bet his temper has to do with his family issues you see soul the problem with Matsuda is that not only does he have mommy issues but he also has daddy issues witch further caused toxic masculinity issues cause papa Matsuda when he was born decided to get milk only that milk was all the way In America in didn't suffer from early life dementia you see he puts all his emotions all tight in here points at chest then one day he'll die the problem is that he's a neurologist and not a psychologist or even a psychopharmacologist he thinks he can fix her by tinkering with up here point at head when all the problems are in here points at soul
soulbound: but she does have mental problems
gp: well yeah duh but it's not like she can get help if she dosent want it it's like cutting of a murderers arms! yeah it works but is that really the best you can do?
just like in ye olden days of doctoring they think they know everything that they won't even consider an alternative they just give the zappy zappy and the slicey dice and pump in the brain drugs then lock me in room and hope for the best, and that's basically what he's doing to her as we speak so in his honor I sing this ode to show his stupidity
[GP]
Give a beat
In a shabby little office
On a shabby little street
Sits a shabby little doctor
In his shabby little seat
Every shabby little secret
How he sure loves to betray
He will give you shabby treatment
Every night and every day...
Doctor Psyche the cut-rate head shrinker!
On mixed-up heads he likes to tinker
I only see him when my brain starts to snap!
This slouch has no couch, I hang onto a strap
He never got his PhD
In book-learning he really lacks
He ducked all his classes in psychiatry
Now he's known as the king of the quacks
Doctor Psyche the cut-rate head shrinker
On mixed-up heads he likes to tinker
And though by my stories he's seldom impressed
He's helped many women get things off their chest
He never got his PhD
His mind has been so hard to reach
His Freudian textbooks are something to see
With trading stamps pasted in each
Doctor Psyche the cut-rate head shrinker
On mixed-up heads he likes to tinker
I learned that his technique is oh so refined
From all my fixations he helps me unwind
And he tells me quite gravely it's all in my mind
Doctor Psyche the cut-rate head shrinker