gp: and so the story went on and our muse went to talk to good ol Mathew yager

soulbound: ?

gp: Matsuda
and needless to say he had some.. words to say

and so the muse came running towards the man he saw

siramay: MR MAT MR MAT!
heavy panting
geez your hard to come by almost like you don't want to talk

as Matsuda looked tired depressed and done with life, not that it was any different from his regular mood

Matsuda: did you want something

siramay: AH YES!

what did I want?
hmmm

Matsuda: ugh I already have to deal with one amnesiac

siramay: hey I'll have you know I'm not suffering anything I'm just stupid!
and I'll have you know that ol r's a sweetie despite her issues

Then Matsuda thought out loud

Matsuda: not if you knew her like I did...

siramay: who's to say I don't?

Matsuda: what?

siramay: nothing
what does she have anyway?

Matsuda: what

siramay: oh come on we both know that Gatorade amnesia or whatever is just a front
I'm asking whats it a front for?

Matsuda just glared at him

siramay: yeah yeah I guess you can't tell me, doctor rules and all...
it's just I can't help but wonder

Matsuda: wonder what?

[SIRAMAY]
Who's crazy? the husband or wife? Who's crazy? to live their whole life Believing that
somehow things aren't as bizarre as they are?
Who's crazy, the one who can't cope?
Or maybe, the one who'll still hope? The one who sees doctors or the one who just deals with the
bizarre?
when you were a wild child of mind, and you loved a girl so alive. But now you believe you
would settle for one who dosent want to die.

Flash back to a few years ago

MATSUDA
...The round blue ones with food, but not with the oblong white ones.
The white ones with the round yellow ones, but not with the trapezoidal green ones.
Split the green ones into thirds with a tiny chisel, use a mortar and pestle to grind…

JUNKO
My psychopharmacologist and I.
It's like an odd romance:
Intense and very intimate, we do our dance.

My psychopharmacologist and I.
Call it a lover's game.
He knows my deepest secrets.
I know the... same

And though he never holds me
He'll always take my calls.
It's truly like he told me
Without a little lift, the ballerina falls…

CAST
Do doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo.

MATSUDA
Enoshima, Junko: Bipolar depressive with delusional episodes.
Sixteen-year history of medication.
Adjustment after one week.

JUNKO
I've got less anxiety, but I have headaches, blurry vision, and I can't feel my toes.

CAST
Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh.

MATSUDA
So we'll try again. Eventually, we'll get it right!

JUNKO
Not a very exact science, is it?

back to the future

Matsuda: oh what do you know

siramay: hey I'm just saying when most people go to ECT its usually a last resort, and it could
imply that therapy and medication failed or that she tried to off herself...
what would you even give a girl like that

Matsuda: I bet you would know

siramay: I could imagine!
something like
Zoloft and Paxil and Buspar and Xanax, Depakote, Klonopin, Ambien, Prozac,
Ativan calms me when I see the bills.
These are a few of my favorite pills!
oh sorry I was getting all sound of music on yah hahah

Matsuda just looked at him nervously

JUNKO
Ooh, thank you, doctor, Valium is my favorite color… How'd you know?

MATSUDA
Enoshima, Junko: Second adjustment after three weeks.
Delusions less frequent, but depressive state worse.

JUNKO
I'm nauseous and I'm constipated, completely lost my appetite, and gained six pounds, which, you know, is just… NOT FAIR!

siramay: they didn't work though did they? if anything you would argue the side effects made her
worse
after all they MAY CAUSE THE FOLLOWING SIDE EFFECTS, ONE OR MORE:
Dizziness, drowsiness, sexual dysfunction,
Headaches and tremors, nightmares, and seizures.
(Diarrhea, constipation, nervous laughter, palpitations,)
Anxiousness, anger, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability,
Nausea, vomiting

JUNKO
Odd and alarming sexual feelings

SIRAMAY
OH! And one last thing:
Use may be fatal.
Use may be fatal.
Use may be fatal.

MATSUDA
Enoshima, Junko: Third adjustment after five weeks.
Reports continue: mild anxiety and some lingering depression.

JUNKO
I now can't feel my fingers or my toes! I sweat profusely for no reason.
Fortunately, I have absolutely no desire for sex.
Although, whether that's the medicine or our relationship is anybody's guess.

MATSUDA
I'm sure it's the medicine.

JUNKO
Oh, thank you, that's very sweet, but I have to meet someone later.

Siramay: so after, another attempt you decided it be best to stop that all together
witch I guess leads us here don't you think?

Matsuda: w-what are you trying to say

siramay: I'm trying to say what I've been saying this whole conversation
Who's crazy? the one who's half gone? Or maybe! the one who holds on?
Remembering when she was younger, and brilliant and bold!
And you were so young, and so dumb! And now you are old...
And she was wicked and wired.
The love was simply inspired!
Now there's no love, she's depressed
And you, you're just tired, tired! TIRED, TIRED!
so Who's crazy!?
The one who's uncured? OR MAYBE! the one who's endured!
The one who has treatment, or the ONE WHO JUST DEALS WITH THE PAIN!?

JUNKO
And though he never holds me
He'll always taken my calls
It's truly like he told me
Without a lift the ballerina falls.
My psychopharmacologist and I...
Together side by side
Without you I die
My psychopharmacologist and I

Siramay: because Matsuda
They say love is blind...
But believe me, love is insane...
...

as siramay just glared at Matsuda who just had his whole relationship devalued
as we see the final flashback

MATSUDA
Enoshima, Junko: Seven weeks.

JUNKO
I don't feel like myself…
I mean,
I don't feel anything…

MATSUDA
Hm. Patient stable

….
Siramay: SHE OVERDOSED THE VERY NEXT DAY!

Matsuda: WHAT THE HECK

Siramay: what?

Matsuda: HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?!

Siramay: know what?

Matsuda: WHAT YOU JUST SAID

Siramay: I didn't say anything you must have been hearing things
I just said you were lucky!

the tonal shift in the muses voices was jarring after being serious he now speaks lightheartedly

Matsuda: what?

siramay: love is a beautiful thing man and anyone who has it is lucky in my books
really you don't deserve her
but as such is love a beautiful yet intricate thing that works on the randomist of impulses
I wish I could find love you know

needless to say this was annoying Matsuda very much

MATSUDA:
Can't we talk about anything else but love?

SIRAMAY (spoken):
Love that launched a thousand ships

MATSUDA:
Please! Let's talk about anything else but love

SIRAMAY (spoken):
Love that causes war and famine

MATSUDA:
Can't we speak about real estate?

SIRAMAY (spoken):
Love of wife

MATSUDA:
Watergate?

SIRAMAY (spoken):
Love of children!

MATSUDA:
Seasonal fluctuations in the prime interest rate?

SIRAMAY (spoken):
Love of chocolate, you must love chocolate, everybody loves chocolate, say you do, say it

MATSUDA:
Can't we talk about anything else but

SIRAMAY:
Love is elation
Like an oration
Love speaks to us in tongues
Natural as teething
Simple as breathing
Air in the love-starved lungs
Love looks at us and sighs

MATSUDA:
That's all a pack of lies!
Love is a fiction like an affliction!
Love is an ancient curse!
Posing contentment!
Causing resentment!
Fulfilment in reverse!
Love is a dismal thing...

SIRAMAY:
Mat! Why should we fight, let's sing!
(spoken)
And you know the only thing better than singing?

MATSUDA (spoken):
What?

SIRAMAY (spoken):
Singing and dancing!
pulls out dancing cane
(sung)
Let's not talk about anything else but love
Worth repeating
Let's not talk about anything else but love

MATSUDA (spoken):
Why?

SIRAMAY:
Your Life is fleeting (Matsuda: wait what-)
And pleasures come
Pleasures go
Love can come and go in one throw
Let's not talk about anything else but love
Matsuda try's to talk but siramay interrupts him
But love
and again
But love

MIKE:
Did I just hear the word love?

SIRAMAY:
He gets it!

MIKE:
also pulls out dancing cane
Let's not talk about anything else but love

MATSUDA:
Of all the scams I'd ever heard
Love's the one that's most absurd

MIKE:
Let's not talk about anything else but love

MATSUDA:
And look what good is done
Not for me
Not my hun

MIKE:
Be patient
And soon the way will be clear

SIRAMAY:
Focus your fear

MIKE:
And troubles all will disappear

SIRAMAY:
Let's not talk about anything else but love

MATSUDA:
It's hard for me to show you see, my mother didn't know you see

SIRAMAY (& MIKE):
dancing around Matsuda
Let's not talk about anything else but love (Nothing better)

MATSUDA:
Afraid of a touch, I don't like it so much

SIRAMAY/MIKE:
Hold on tight
Say goodnight
But don't dream of starting a fight
Let's not talk about anything else but love

(stop)

Matsuda: MY GIRLFREIND TRIED TO KILL ME!

siramay and mike: MOOD!

mike: man your lucky

siramay: that's a keeper right there

(Ok continue)

SIRAMAY/MIKE:
Since the dawn of man began
Everyone has had a plan
From Anchorage to Afghanistan

MIKE (spoken):
Immortalized by Paul Cezanne

SIRAMAY/MIKE:
Just like an orangutan
You've a short attention span
So we'll do the best we can
By golly and bipartisan
Let's not talk about anything old
Please don't leave us out in the cold
Let's not talk about anything else but love

ALL:
But love
BUT LOVE!

SIRAMAY:
Aww he's gone…

WALKER:
holding a body bag
Did I just hear the word love?!

SIRAMAY & MIKE:
WALKER!

WALKER:
you won't believe what I found out about are despair woman
but first
(sung)
But love but love
Nothing but love
Let's not talk about anything else but love!
Shackalakalakala
Shackalakalakala

MIKE/SIRAMAY:
Let's not talk about anything else but love!

WALKER:
Ha-chacha
Shall we talk about beating hearts?
pulls out heart from body bag

MIKE/SIRAMAY:
Do!

WALKER:
Body Parts?
pulls out bone from bag

MIKE/SIRAMAY:
Ooh!

ALL:
Practicing the Conjugal arts?
dancing
Let's not talk about anything weird
Grazing chains
Or

WALKER:
Shaving my burns!

ALL:
Let's not talk about anything else but love!

WALKER (spoken):
The world may be dyeing, but we aren't!

ALL:
But love!

WALKER (spoken):
Yea! Give it to me boys!

ALL:
But love!

YEAH