walker: MORE MURDER HAPPEND
siramay: ah reindeer
walker: you know what this means?
siramay: you have my permission
walker: :)
[HOTO]
Read about the worst two murders!
[RIDLEY]
Much worse than the first two murders!
[BOTH]
That makes it murders three and four!
[GOSSIP LADIES]
They've murdered another member!
I hear extremely messy!
And poor old Archie is no more!
[ULTIMATES]
That's four in the last eight days!
It's dangan's latest craze!
[GOSSIPS]
This time he was in Park Lane
[FERARI]
And he may come back again!
[ALL]
Until the killer's found
There's danger all around!
What can we do?
[ULTIMATES]
We wish we knew!
[ALL]
Murder, Murder
Once there's one done
Murder, Murder
Can't be undone!
Murder, Murder
Lives in danganronpa!
Bloody Murder
In the night!
Siramay: and now I continue waiting for the right moment
gp: so the story goes on!
soulbound: what happened next?
gp: well Kyoko exist if that means anything
soulbound: not really
gp: fair
continues scrolling through danganronpa zero novel
... you know I might not like that she can't remember and is basically running away from her problems but, seeing her... acting all silly and not hurting anyone and being genuinely happy, it warms my heart. I wish I could tell her I'm proud
soulbound: maybe you can
gp: ?
soulbound: well a little later now that story
gp: AH YES!
well it seems rj is having a talk with "Junko"
―Hate me, despise me, fight me… Tear off that shell of yours, and let your true self reveal itself. This is not the time to
lock yourself inside your own world. Let us give birth to a new you. It may hurt right now, but there's no need to worry.
These are just birth pains. When you overcome them, it would finally be time to say happy birthday to your true self…!‖
gp: OOoOOooOO~
soulbound: ?
gp: I'm sorry but the depravity of what was said was so attractive and alluring oh that darkness I can't help but get Tingley
soulbound: punches gp across stage
get ahold of yourself man don't you care for her
gp: your right I'm so sorry!
gp repeatedly hits himself
stop
likening
evil
or at least don't like it when it's the people we care about getting hurt
soulbound: but then again with the things shes done and the hate we built, it's perfectly understandable that you would enjoy it
gp: then why punch me?
soulbound: cause how can you help someone if you hate them
gp: fair
I started praying. Dear god, please listen to my prayer. Please drop a meteorite on this girl's head right now. If you do, I
will revere you for the rest of my life, right after Matsuda!
gp: mood
soulbound: shes a Christian?
as surprising as that is it makes a lot of sense
gp: well I'm one too so it's nice she respects my beliefs
I was kinda worried about pushing them on her you know
soulbound: you already sold her on your ideals of evil why stop now?
gp: OH YEAH "Junko" SAID SHE WANTED TO KILL MATTHEW YAGER (good riddance) BUT RYOKO IS SILLY AND LOVES HIM SO SHE WANTS TO STOP HER
and so she began running and met her old friend
as ryoko ran she stopped at a kinda not really familiar voice
siramay: yo r where's the fire? you look like someone's gonna die
ryoko: I-
siramay: pocket paper
ryoko: OH YEAH MUSE I NEED YOUR HELP
siramay: oh? do explain
and she did
ryoko: Sorekara daiichijisekaitaisen to dainijisekaitaisen to yoba reru chīsana koto ga okorimashita, soshite anata wa mojidōri zen sekai ga tatakatte iru toki dake chūritsu ni naru koto ga dekimasu soshite anata wa chōdo watashitachi ga okubyōmonodeari soshite madadarou to omotte Nihon ga shinjuwan o bakugeki shita koto ni kidzukimashita sonogo wa tatakai ni sanka shinaide kudasai, soshite ima anata wa watashitachi ga samui ma ni misenakereba narimasen (kureijīdesuga, dono kuni wa sukoshi kureijīde wa arimasen) watashitachi wa ōkina jū o nuite watashitachi ga imi suru koto o shimesu tame ni korera no sensō no jidai ni nomi kōseida to omoimasu bijinesu… soshite Nihon no bakudan ni mo jasutisurīgu o mezashita Igirisu nado wa iumademonaku, Battoman ya wandāūman no kawarini Igirisu to Roshiadeshitaga, saisho wa shippai shimashitaga, 2-kai-me wa ima dewa subete no mono ni kuwaete tsuyoku natte imasu Iran, Kitachōsen, toransu, gei no kenri de sekiyu ni tsuite nanika ga ari, koronauirusu o wasureru koto wa dekimasenga, sore wa dare no seide mo arimasen (Chūgoku no otoko ga batto o taberu no wa yoi kangaedatta nodesuga, sōiu wakede wa arimasen) zentai no dai shippai ga hajimarimashita) shikashi, watashi wa batto ga dono yō ni ajiwatta no ka kyōmi ga nakatta nodesu ka? Akarui mende wa, Kimu Jon Un wa osoraku shinde ite, ima dewa josei no anime no shujinkō no yō ni mieru kare no imōto/ itoko (kanojo no kuchi ni pan ga haitte iru shashin wa fukuma rete imasen) ga, sore ga yoi ka warui ka wa wakarimasuga, otoko wa 1tsu no yasei no norimonodesu 35 mm no kureijītaun no kyoku o omoidashimasu. FORPEATSNAKETHEREARE KILLER jaiantsu wasupu NOW kureijīdesuga, fnaf no sekyuriti ihan to dokidoki bungei kurabu + ga kotoshi dete kurunode, sore wa subarashī kotodesu. Okoranai gaikō seisaku… mā ddlc wa jissai ni wa amerikahitonanode, anime o mita koto ga nakereba, sekai taisen no okage de insupirēshon o eru koto wa nakattadeshou… mīmu ga itta koto karadesuga, Nihon ga sō shinakatta baai wa watashitachi o bakugeki surunode, watashitachi wa karera o ireru koto o sorehodo osorete inakattadeshou, soshite motto anime ga atta kamo shiremasen! ? Tabun watashi wa tagen ni sunde inai koto o shiranai kamo shiremasen… shikashi, gaikō seisaku ga nakereba watashi wa anata ni kore o subete setsumei suru tame ni koko ni inainode, koreha subete watashi no giron o shiji shimasu watashi wa jissai ni don'na shurui no imēji no yūkōna giron no shōnen o tsukuru koto ga dekimashita konran shita sekai no naka de, danganronpa wa Nihon kara kitanode, gaikō seisaku ga nakereba sonzai shinakattari, gaikō seisaku ga ōkiku natta akui no aru Mekishiko no terebibangu wa dōdeshou ka. Gaikō seisaku no nai kuri suto hitobito wa sore o yomu koto ga dekizu, hoka no mono wa iumademonaku sore kara sekai saikō no ongaku-teki tekiō o tsukurimashita. Dakara daitōryō no chikara kara no gaikō seisaku ni kansha shimasu anata nashide wa yoi fanfikkuna shiryō wa arimasen! JUNKO IS EVIL
siramay: psssssh shes not that bad
ryoko: what?
siramay: well, what I mean is you make her sound like a cold heartless monster who was just born evil from the womb but shes actually quite heartful
hoto: ?
siramay: no offense
what I'm saying is, sometime when a grand creator gave some not relevant info on her being just an evil conniving blood sucking succubus siren
and so all the writers and theorist take it as fact and face value
ryoko: but she is
[SIRAMAY]
Well you see that's the thing!
Yall believe everything you've ever heard about her
So that's what she gives em!
Something to believe in
[HOTO]
Oh yeah!?
[SIRAMAY]
Huh?
[HOTO]
Prove it
Give me one good reason not to put her down like the dog she is!
[SIRAMAY]
Dear kindly onotashi
Ya gotta understand
It's just her bringin' upke
That gets er outta hand
her mother is a junkie
her father is a drunk
Golly Kodaka naturally she dunks
[ALL]
Gee, Ryoko otonashi, we're very upset;
she never had the love that every
Child oughta get
she ain't no delinquent
shes misunderstood
Deep down inside her there is good!
[SIRAMAY]
There is good!
[ALL]
There is good, there is good
There is untapped good
Like inside, the worse of er is good
[HOTO]
That's a touchin' good story
[SIRAMAY]
Lemme tell it to the world!
[HOTO]
Just tell it to the Judge!
[SIRAMAY]
Dear kindly Judge, your Honor
her parents treat er rough
With all their marijuana
They won't give her a puff
They didn't wanna have her
But somehow she was had
Leapin' lizards -that's what shes so bad!
[TIGA]
Right!
Ryoko otonashi, you're really a square;
That girl don't need a judge
she needs an analysis's care! (Siramay: she is the analysis!)
It's just her neurosis that oughta be curbed
He's psychologically disturbed
[SIRAMAY]
shes disturbed!
[ALL]
shes disturbed, we're disturbed
shes the most disturbed
Like she's psychologically disturbed
[TIGA]
Hear ye, her ye!
In the opinion of this court
This child is depraved
On account she ain't had a normal home
[SIRAMAY]
HEY, SHE'S DEPRAVED ON ACCOUNT SHE'S DEPRIVED!
[TIGA]
So take her to a headshrinker
You!
[MIKE]
Who me?
[SIRAMAY]
Her Daddy beats her Mommy
Her Mommy clobbers she
Her Grandpa is a Nazi
Her Grandma pushes tea
Her sister wears her outfits
Her lover is a mess
Goodness Gracious, she's in great distress!
[MIKE]
Yes!
Ryoko otonashi, she shouldn't be here
This girl don't need a couch, she needs
A useful career
Society's played her a terrible trick
And sociologically she's sick!
[SIRAMAY]
SHE IS SICK!
[ALL]
She is sick, she is sick
She is sick sick sick
Like shes sociologically sick!
[MIKE]
In my opinion, this child does not need
To have her head shrunk at all
Juvenile delinquency is purely a
Social disease
[SIRAMAY]
HEY, SHE'S GOT A SOCIAL DISEASE!
[MIKE]
So take her to a social worker!
[RIDLEY]
Which way?
[MIKE]
That way
[SIRAMAY]
Dear kindly social worker
They tell er earn some doe
Like be a soda-jerker
Which means like be a shmoo
It's not she's anti-social
She's only anti-THAT!
Gloryosky, that's why she's a wack!
[CONROY]
Eek!
Ryoko otonashi, you've done it again
That girl don't need a job, she needs a
YEAR IN THE PEN
It ain't just a question of misunderstood;
Deep down inside her, she's no good!
[SIRAMAY]
SHE'S NO GOOD!
[ALL]
She's no good, she's no good
She's no earthly good
Like the best of us is no darn good!
[TIGA]
The trouble is she's lazy
punches siramay in the face
[MULANEY]
The trouble is she drinks
punches siramay in the face
[WALKER WOLF]
The trouble is she's crazy
punches siramay in the face
[CONROY]
The trouble is she stinks
punches siramay in the face
[RIDLEY]
The trouble is she's growing
punches siramay in the face
[MIKE]
The trouble is she's grown!
punches siramay in the face
[ALL]
Ryoko, she's got troubles of her own!
Gee, Ryoko otonashi
We're down on our knees
[SIRAMAY]
Cause no one wants a fella with
A social disease
[ALL]
Gee, Ryoko otonashi
What is she to do?
Gee, Ryoko otonashi -
Krup you!
siramay passes out
hoto: oh I think we hit him to hard
you ok muse?
siramay: eeerrr kodaka was punished by the caladrius for giving the gift of hope and despair to man he was banished to the dells of the earth and pecked by canaries
passes out again
tiga: oh dear well miss otonashi it seems muse won't be available to help you out at the moment but don't worry when you need him most he'll come
but for now I'm sure you can find someone else
ryoko: but-
walker: GO! before you forget this too!
and so ryoko was off to her doomed fate
siramay: I'm sorrrrryyyyyyyy