TOWA CITY: CHILD BASE
With the sound of two open doors we see soulbound and gp being held "against their will" by Monokuma's and gp seems to be struggling out though unlike soulbound whose stature is grand with a great physique gps body is not just what one would call skinny but full on underweight, so he was just wiggling like a fish in the hands of an expert fishermen.
Gp: unhand me you dirty scoundrels!
am I doing good soul? Really playing off the "forced captive" gambit! You should struggle to just to make sure they don't know we wanted them to catch us.
Soulbound: the best way for them to not know we wanted them to catch us is for you to shut up about wanting them to catch us!
Gp: fine fine! But see it went all according to plan!
1 Make a ruckus
2 go on a chase to show are skills
3 get caught and shown to the big dogs!
As soon as we hit the drop though I leave the rest of the story up to you!
Soulbound: and what is that supposed to mean?
Gp: you'll see…
so soul just to double check komaru will be asleep for two days yes?
Soulbound: yes
Gp: so we have two days to do everything and save the city, yah think we can do that
Soulbound: if all goes according to plan, though from here on we just have to wait and hope that's the case.
Gp: of course, I hope they like me though I'm quite existed to meet them
Soulbound: with the way you act I'll be surprised If we can spend five minutes with them not antagonized.
Gp: hey you're the one that should cool it! You with your tall dark and edgy aesthetic
Soulbound: I'm sure they'll love me.
Gp: see! Look at your face it looks like you're planning to murder them can't you tone down the resting psychopath face!
Soulbound: being done with gps nonsense he just rolled his eyes and sighed ...wait and hope.
It was with that the Monokuma's stopped as gp and soulbound where face to face with all too familiar white-haired man.
Gp: oh hey it's the gay bagel man!
Soulbound: pan bagel man
Gp: bagel pan…
You know in UDG they usually call komaeda servant, but I mean we aren't born yesterday we know he's komaeda so can we just call him that in the script?
Komaeda: oh? Do you happen to know me, odd I have no recollection of you?
Gp: how can I not know you! You're that other guy rjs shipped with all the time
truly the inferior hope x despair.
Soulbound: gp
Gp: I'm just saying you wouldn't put gasoline on fire so why ship a mentally unstable person with another mentally unstable person?!
hahah but if she did like yah did yah do?
haha probably awful for you though consider that the good luck cause the bad luck is she probably gave you STDs! …. You should go to someone about that
but then again I guess with the cancer and dementia having a std is of your lower concerns.
Komaeda: am I interrupting something?
Soulbound: pardon my compatriots idiocrasy he was born stupid.
Gp: I'll have you know soul everyone was born stupid!
As far as I know don't know any babies that are born all "hey how's it going mother" that be weird Hehe
but enough about us what about you? Working for children seems above your pay grade.
Komaeda: yes it truly was unlucky of me. but this story isn't about me, and its not about you either you are one of the common man after all.
Gp: COMMON MAN? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW JUST BECAUSE IM NOT ULTIMATE DOSENT MEAN IM COMMEN IM AMARICAN! So it's a lot harder to be accepted in a Japanese high school
and soulbound is token.
Komaeda: tolken?
Soulbound: mmmm yes
Soulbound wasn't fond of the word, but it was an accurate multiverse phrase unlike gp who was born here so blessed with ethnicity even the most basic soulbound was born in a far-off dimension long destroyed but it was of small simple fantastical wonders being non-human and with fantasmic lands not fitting in basic human ethnicity, so his human form was new, and his facial features not bound to a certain type though soulbound had to go with French as his best estimate.
Gp: but if we were your age we'd totally be ultimate's, but I mean I'm special on my own after all you have my daughters hand on you which is rude don't you know you have to ask the father before you take a daughter hand!
Gp what are you doing?!
relax I got this.
Komaeda: you!? It was your hopeless body who brought birth to such awful despair.
Gp: oh no! nonononono… no I didn't
Lewd hand gestures
I didn't
Bow Chika bow wow
I didn't
PELVIC THRUST!
I'm a virgin
though I will admit yeah that dad was a hopeless scumnut. But I'm not her bio dad but I'm her basically dad I took her in and raised her as if she where my own loving her like any dad should with high hopes shed do great things oh the depravity
fake crying
but that's why I'm here cause I still have hopes to help her and stop all this
and isn't that what you'd desire most of all komaeda
the epic clash of hope and despair a fathers hope a daughters despair all
BOOM
BANG
CHAAA
I'm just saying you of all people should understand the great dule of hope and despair that would come if you let us see the kids. But I guess your right truly a girl who has no connection to this at all is a better option right?
…wait for it.
Komaeda: a fathers hope…
wait for it
vs a daughters despair
wait for it…
why that's…
please don't say dumb please don't say dumb please don't say dumb.
INCREDIBLE
YES!
But…
oh no what now
to allow your presence would go against the plan that was so meticulously set up.
Gp: oh yes of course I do understand all to well when it came to plans rj was always meticulous but! You see Mr. da can I call yah Mr. da? Your little desired successor won't be up till to more days while we are hype and active now besides if we die you can always go to plan b ye? But in a way isn't this something you would let your luck decide? For the sake of hope and despair wouldn't It be better to just let us wander and see where your luck takes us?
Komaeda: great point! So many great points truly fitting of a hopeful father.
Gp: oh but can you let my buddy soul come along he's like my plus one! I mean rj didn't do it alone and I know you didn't plan the other to either, so I think it's fair yes?
Komaeda: of course it only be fair truly your knowledge know no bounds.
Gp: … uh YEAH I totally am smort I have all the brain cells ha-Ha
Soulbound he thinks I'm smart
well you where most clever when dealing with him
aw that's nothing its just about talking his language it makes sense when you think about it.
Komaeda: well then I leave the rest to you, and may I wish you…
Gp: guilty pleasure but everyone calls me gp
Komaeda: well then gp I wish you the best of luck.
And with that they were escorted to finally meet the warriors of hope
…
Gp: gets up and poses
greetings humble creations! We come in peace!
But if you hate us we also come in pieces!
Soulbound: holds gps head closed and awkwardly laughs
pardon him but it is the greatest pleasure I am the count of soulbound. soulbound for short and this is guilty pleasure, but everyone calls him gp.
Gp: moves soulbounds hands
you don't have to tell them my full name if there just gonna call me gp
soulbound rolls his eyes
Masaru: well well well it looks like we have another demon for us to slay!
Jataro: these ones look older than the others maybe if we just ignore them for long enough they'll drop dead like elephants without water for 7 days!
Gp: is that how long it would take for an elephant to die of thirst? I wouldn't know but I think it only takes a human 3 days for that the extra time would just be if you wanted to see me rot which I guess I can't judge.
Kotoko: Huuuhhhh? New people? This is so strange and unexpected! Just like how octopuses have 3 hearts! How do they even fit all of them in there?! One of them would be like, a heart brain!
Gp: well they also lack bones so maybe they have hearts where their bones should be?
gp turns to soulbound
do they really have 3 hearts?
Soulbound: yes and 9 brains
Gp: 9 BRAINS!? How come they haven't taken over humanity yet!?
Soulbound: cause Junko beat them to it.
Gp: ha!
Jataro: man and I thought I was weird, but these demons make me look sane.
It was at that Nagisa looked at us judgmentally then monaca came in and also looked at us but not judgmentally she looked at us… MENACINGLY.
Monaca: Oh that's right. You don't know us yet. Well then, first things first, we should introduce ourselves!
Soulbound: that be most lovely
Gp gently puts hand over soulbounds mouth….
You should not say that word gp
what word?
I'll tell you later.
Masaru: All right! Start with the leader, me!
The Warriors of Hope's awesome leader comes in with a BA-BA-BA-BANG! Masaru Daimon! My best subject is PE, so I was named Li'll Ultimate PE! The king of athletics, who excels in anything exercise! I could easily win a contest of running 365 days, 24 hours a day! Oops, I forgot to say...in the Warriors of Hope, I'm in charge of the "Heroes"! As a Heroic leader, I'm going to become this city's new ruler! I'm the leader of the Warriors of Hope, the Hero Masaru Daimon! I'm in high spirits every day, 100% energy! The Li'll Ultimate Gym Class who specializes in athletics! Ehehe…"Li'll Ultimate Gym Class who's the Heroic leader"? I get excited just hearing myself say it.
Gp: so coooooool! You must be super awesome then! I respect yah bro!
Masaru: hah-ha yeah! I mean- you better! Cause I'm the leader
Nagisa: You're saying "leader" too much. If you were a real leader, you'd be more composed.
Masaru: I AM a real leader! Everyone decided that!
Kotoko: Even if the decision was just rock-paper-scissors…
Masaru: Even so, the leader is the leader! I! Am! The! Leader!
Nagisa: We get it, we get it...now then, I'll introduce myself next. My name is Nagisa Shingetsu, the Warriors of Hope's vice-leader, and in charge of the "Sages." Back when I was going to school, I was named "Li'll Ultimate Social Studies Class." But that isn't to say that social studies is my only specialty. My specialty is everything except PE. What "Li'll Ultimate Social Studies" means is that in the future I anticipate becoming one of society's elite. With the exception of Monaca, you wouldn't be wrong to call me a protective charm for the Warriors of Hope. I'm the Sage Shingetsu Nagisa, the vice-leader of these people. When I attended the Hope's Peak Academy Officially Annexed Elementary School, I was called "Li'll Ultimate Social Studies."
Gp: man impressive I wish I was smart like you
Soulbound: hopes peak had an elementary school?
Gp: yeah! Its weird but they also have a middle school to! Those kids are called penultimates though
pardon him he's not from around these parts I mean I'm foreign to but I've lived here a few good years, so I know my way around I think.
Nagisa: Hmph. How ignorant. So? Who's next? Jataro?
Jataro: Ah...wait a bit...can I practice my introduction beforehand? Bicycle wheels...when I stare at them it makes me kind of anxious, you know? If you stuck your hand in while the bike was moving, it'd hurt. Just thinking about it makes my skin crawl. Ah, I'm Jataro Kenmuri. Why is it that the skin of birds doesn't taste better!? (Noooo bird skins amazing!) ((shut up gp!)) My specialty is art, so I was named "Li'll Ultimate Art." Capable of anything to do with art, my ability with things like nail pullers and lacquer is perfect. For the Warriors of Hope, I'm in charge of the "Priest." Ah! I wonder if bugs really come from space. Uhhh...what do I say..? I'm the Priest Jataro Kenmuri.
Gp: I think he's my favorite!
Soulbound: now now it's not kind to pick favorites.
Nagisa: Your specialty is art, so your title is "Li'll Ultimate Art," right? There. Who's next?
Jataro: Aah you said it! I was going to say all that, but you said it before I could! Uuhh...my chest is crawling and...itching. I want to scratch and tear at it!
Gp: hahaha he's so cute
Soulbound: careful If you don't take them seriously they might get mad.
Gp: oh right
well I think your great jataro!
Kotoko: Jataro's speeches are always too long. An elephant's nose is also too long, but if you say that then a giraffe's neck must be too long too. Further, the time you spend waiting on an airplane is too long, and you could say that spring break is too long…
Gp: and some can say your hair is too long, but I respect long hair myself wanted to grow mine out but… I'm not the best at keeping up with my do's.
Kotoko: Anyway, you don't have to worry about Jataro. He's a latchkey kid, it made him A bit mental.
Gp: a what?
Soulbound: kids who have to walk home alone and have a key on there neck so they can enter their house as its empty
Gp: OH! I was one of those!
Soulbound: which is not at all surprising.
Kotoko: But I don't have a problem with kids like that. Doesn't it seem like they're using their power to hide something? It seems like they could be swept up into a parallel universe at any moment. How exciting! Ladies and gentlemen, welcome! I am Kotoko Utsugi, in charge of the "fighter" for the Warriors of Hope. "Fighter" sounds like it would be a boy thing, but my biology is toootally female. I love cute things and pre-shelled chestnuts, a totally cliche girl! I was named "Li'll Ultimate drama." (Lucky I love theater!) ((well not to lucky considering…)) (ah yeah) I'm making such a fuss about it, but...whatever! I don't care much for stories of the past. So then, I'm ever so pleased to make your acquaintance! Ah, sorry for the wait. I'm the Soldiering Kotoko Utsugi. I am "Li'll Ultimate drama," though I threw away that past, so I tend to leave out that detail. My favorite food is pre-shelled chestnuts. My least favorite food is unshelled chestnuts. Kyaaa! Were you surprised that they were both chestnuts?!
Gp: I get that though I'm more of a peanut person
Kotoko: And speaking of strange things, a kangaroo can't jump backwards! And and and! An even stranger thing is that snakes have ears!
Gp: interesting I didn't know that! The more you know aint that neat soul?
Soulbound: mmm yes
Nagisa: That's enough. Now then, Monaca is last.
Monaca: Mhm, got it. Monaca is called Monaca! For the Warriors of Hope, Monaca's in charge of the "Mage." When Monaca was in school, she was named "Li'll Ultimate Homeroom." You'd think you can't be "Super" or "Normal" at homeroom but being able to unify people is a legitimate talent. But...when Monaca does it, would you really call it "unifying?" Monaca likes to think of it more like "saving" them. Like in a dream, only the most wonderful of people always gathered around Monaca. Monaca would be happy to see you become a wonderful person too! Monaca is the Magical one! On top of that, when Monaca was in school, she was named "Li'll Ultimate Homeroom." To put it in words that big sis would be familiar with…it's like a "room" that's your "home" at school? Monaca loves hearing everyone exchange opinions during homeroom! That's why I'm not just a member of the Warriors of Hope, I'm a Mood Maker for the group. Ah,, do you know about us Warriors of Hope?
Gp: ah the WOH
Masaru: no we're the warriors of hope!
gp: yeah the WOH
Masaru: warriors of hope!
gp: WOH
Masaru: warriors of hope!
gp: WOH
Masaru: warriors of hope!
gp: WOH
Masaru: warriors of hope!
gp: WOH
Masaru: warriors of hope!
Soulbound: looks at gp like "not helping"
Gp: oh yeah sorry! I mean I don't know much but I'm willing to listen to what you guys have to say!
honestly thought this gp started to sit chris cross apple sauce moving up and down in giddy excitement if it weren't for his age one could consider him a child.
Kotoko: The Warriors of Hope are the saviors of this world from demons. How's that? Doesn't it sound wonderful?
Jataro: we're a party of heroes that hunt down demons, but nobody really wants me in the group…
Gp: aw poor buddy
Masaru: And I'm their leader! Basically, I'm the #1 best ruler of this city!
Gp: woooooooow
Soulbound… I'm a grandpa.
What?
Yeah! Like look its four kids and they see Junko as basically their mom!
so I'm a grand paaaaaaaa
Whatdwfbnj no! if anything they call Junko "big sis" so if anything you're still a
I'm a graaannnnpaaaaa.
Gp: YOU GUYS ARE SO COOOOOOL! LIKE WITH ALL THE HEROS and demon fighting I bet you guys are the best of the best all BOOSSH pow! BINGAWANG!
Soulbound: bingawang… is that even a word.
Gp: it is now! You know… I'm pretty great to!
Nagisa: and why is that?
cause uh all you guys like rj right? Course I think you call rj Junko but like I know her to! Shes like my basically daughter aint that neat we are both close to her?!
Nagisa: what…
Kotoko: Oh dear...that's something you can only say "oh dear" to. I was wondering what we'd do if he was "purified," but now he certainly seems like a legitimate demon.
Gp: hey I aint no demon! I mean maybe an imp… But no demon!
Nagisa: You see, I don't care if you're a kid or an adult. If I have the power, I'll overturn that natural order. If we use our Monokuma, someone so old would be reduced to pulp just like that.
Jotaro: You know what he means by "pulp," right? Your whole body turning to little pieces of meat, your internal organs flying out like sausages…
Gp: I think I made a big mistake
Soulbound: you think!
Kotoko: Please stop that, Jotaro. If you say it like that, they'll think we're joking.
Gp: I assure you I take you and your evil robot bears very seriously
but oh don't tell me you're gonna slice me you're gonna dice me you're gonna turn me into sushi and serve me to my sister!?
Soulbound: but you don't have a sister.
Gp: well not anymore
Masaru: you bet we will! Isn't it awesome? Monokuma does everything we say!
Nagisa: Thanks to Monaca's magic.
Soulbound: actual magic?
Gp: no just techno babble
Masaru: Of course! It's because she's the image of the team I spearhead! She can use magic even without a magic circle!
Monaca: Hehe, thank you everyone. You're so nice.
Kotoko: Kyaaa, Monaca's smile is sooo cute! I want to eat it with maple syrup!
Gp: so am I to correctly guess there's nothing I can say to get you to stop?
Jataro: Stop? Stop what?
Gp: I donno the whatever the heck you plan to do to me and soul I assume
Soulbound: wait me too?
Nagisa: We can't stop. At least, not until our paradise is complete.
Monaca: Hm? Didn't you see the broadcast? A paradise of the children, by the children, and for the children.
Soulbound: sadly no I'm afraid our minds where on more pressing matters…
Gp: we were in a car chase!
Masaru: We'll kill all the adults in this city to death and make a peaceful paradise of just children! How about it? Doesn't it sound awesome!? Our paradise won't have any school or homework!
Gp: does sound cool
Jataro: Why must fireflies due so young?
Soulbound: truly poetic
Kotoko: If there are only kids, there won't be any pedophiles either.
Jotaro: But...can't we leave the ice cream stores? There's no sin in ice cream.
Gp: well is the ice cream an adult or a child?
Soulbound: its ice cream gp it dosent have an age.
Monaca: Nnnnnnnnn…..you! aren't! Taking! This! Seriously! Why! Must! You! Ignore! Monaca!
Masaru: Th-this is bad! Monaca is mad!
Nagisa: It's okay, Monaca! Everything...we'll continue doing everything just as we imagined!
Jotaro: That's right! If Monaca wills it, white things can become black, and dogs can become cats, and...and…
Kotoko: So please don't be mad! We're killing so many adults, so...please smile!
Masaru: Hey you! You made Monaca really mad! That's the last straw! I, the leader, am so coming after you now!
Gp: am I on drugs? Cause this is weird man.
Nagisa: of course a demon would assume that bot for now we'll begin the game now. You'll be competing against us.
Gp: oh like you go all john Kramer on me and lock me in a bathroom with a bear mask! That be fun.
Soulbound: don't give them ideas.
Jataro: Ehehe...it's a great game. You wouldn't be wrong to call it a game of the year!
Gp: ou it sounds fun I'm existed
Soulbound: gp, shut your mouth!
Kotoko: In any case, it's Monaca's invention.
Masaru: Ahem! This game is called...tadaaaa! Demon's Hunting! To play Demon's Hunting, we release a demon into Towa city, and they become the target. Then the Warriors of Hope compete to see who can capture the target first. It's a super intense game!
Kotoko: Waaaaa, this sounds fun! Another one of Monaca's fantastic ideas! Right? Isn't it exciting, Monaca? So...you'll cheer up, won't you?
Monaca: Nnnnnn….mhm! How exciting! Let's go, let's go, let's do it quickly!
Gp: ooohh nooooo don't hurt little old mmeeeee oh no I beg yoooooouuu
Soulbound: Stop hamming it up gp.
Nagisa: Come on, we should prepare at once.
But then soulbound and gp got the fancy boom bracelets on them.
Gp: aw this chafes my wrist!
Komaeda: This bracelet is made specially to be given to the target of the game. Ah, you really shouldn't try uselessly to remove it. If you tamper with it at all...it'll go "boom."
Soulbound: thanks for the advice
Jataro: So, with this preparations are complete.
Masaru: Yeah! Let the hunting begin!
Gp: come on buddies isn't there something I can do to make up for all this
Nagisa: I think you've done quite enough there's no changing our minds. If you were an adult, you'd say more intelligent things…
Gp: well I'm an elder! So HA!
At that soulbound used both his hands to press gps mouth shut
Komaeda: Well, I guess you got what you wanted may I wish you both the best of luck.
Masaru: Hey you! You're a servant, but you're speaking without permission from the leader! The next time you speak out of turn, I'll glue your mouth shut!
Komaeda: Ahaha, my my, that's scary.
Masaru: So now, let's start at once!
Gp: yeah let's get on with it shall we!
Masaru: Hmm?
Gp: GET ON WITH IT! I don't get anything else to say you know how tiring it is to say something just to wait for what you know whats gonna happen for it to happen
I'm tired out so make like toddler with low grip control and drop me already!
And to that they dropped
Soulbound: why did you jinx iiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt…
Gp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh…
So I guess you can say this is where the story truly begins
with soulbound and gp falling, I'd say to their deaths but we both know that's now how this ends.
Soulbound: well that went about as well as expected.
Gp: surprisingly, they gave us a parachute
Soulbound: ah! Well what are you waiting for use it?
Gp: no I don't think I will
Soulbound: why not!?
Gp: because this is fun! Weeeeeee look soul I'm flying!
Soulbound: gp you will activate that parachute this instant!
Gp: fine fine! But I'm putting it on you since your more stable.
Ou yeah this is where chapter 1 of our story begins!
crying for love in heII.
But yes finally we land on the ground.
Gp: well that went… slightly worse than expected
Soulbound: you think
but before anything else could be said soulbound took a few steps back and ripped the bracelet off as he was consumed by an explosion but as the smoke faded away it was scene that he was perfectly fine and in tack
that was chafing, are you gonna take yours?
Gp: well I'm not indestructible
Soulbound: but you can heal.
Gp: yeah but I'm pretty sure these things have trackers if they notice both of ours are gone that could be bad
Soulbound: that's a good point
Gp: I thought it was obvious
Soulbound: so where to now?
Gp: how am I supposed to know?
Soulbound: what do you mean?
Gp: I mean it's my first time hear I'm new to all this
Soulbound: but we both know whats going to happen… wait, don't tell me
when you said "the rest is up to me" you didn't mean…
Gp: what that past me erased my memory of the events of this story? … well I guess that's the only option that makes sense.
Soulbound: WHY!?
Gp: cause it's fun! Besides, I'd need my genuine reactions for whats in store
after all we gotta save rj! So what first
Soulbound: well first we fight these Monokuma's.
Soulbound said as they slowly got sounded by a sleuth of bears.
Gp: no problem!
Gp said wanting to use his magic to erase them all but…
Nothing
Soulbound: don't tell me you weekend your powers to!?
Gp: of course not I may be willing to be dumber, but I would never erase my long-gained powers someone else must have done that!
Kodaka: evil laughs
Both gp and soulbound: KODAKA DARN YOU!
Then they got struck by lightning
Soulbound: well is there something you can do.
With that gp focused his might and made an energy blast
Gp: oh I can do that! Neat
HIDOHKEN
Soulbound: I don't think that's how you say it.
Gp: it's fun though!
Soulbound: well I'm still indestructible so leave this to me.
Soulbound said pulling out his cutlass.
Gp: I thought you'd never ask!
And with that soulbound took on the bots with ease after all this was a fanfiction not an FPS so it wouldn't do much to show all the fight scenes
Gp: so coooooooool
Soulbound: it was nothing.
Gp: and that's what makes it everything! With your strength you can safely take me anywhere I need to go
Soulbound: ah so this has become the world's worst escort mission.
Gp: no its become the world's best escort mission!
Soulbound: ugh
Gp: but come on soul you know whats gonna happen so jus lead the way and I'll try my best to carry my weight
Soulbound: fine hmmm I assume byakuya is still captured?
Gp: ugh I suppose we have to save him to right?
Soulbound: I'm sure we can do it along the way.
Gp: well then let's get moving!
With that gp jumps on top of soulbound who carries him as their journey begins
So uh… what do I really say writing down this story I suppose I just explain what happens in toon as even as a protagonist I'm still the narrator! So me and soul head into the hospital though we had to bust out so of course we looked around ignoring the dead bodies.
Gp: ugh dead bodies are so annoying couldn't they be somewhere else
Soulbound: ah yes because it was clearly their choice to be here I assure you they genuinely wanted to die here just to annoy you.
Gp: I know that's not the case!
but I still don't like em, they make me groggy
Course there was a generator that was off.
Gp: wait wait wait I got this!
And so rubbing my hands I place them on the generator as a feel a surge of magic in me as everything turns on.
Gp: HAHA see soulbound! I got more magic I can hack things!
Soulbound: not bad gp but let's go on.
Gp: yeee praise
On the way we also found some neato memoirs
[the note:]
Something bad has happened…..
Gp: poor anonymous person b we shall avenge you…
Soulbound: since when did you care about others?
Gp: I don't I just thought it be nice to say
But onwards and outwards in a place that seemed like a labyrinth there was a monokuma kid.
Gp: the kid in the iron mask!?
Soulbound: how odd but there are a lot of them around, id joke and say monokuma mask are the new fashion statement but considering who caused all this I find that no longer funny.
Gp: HHAHAHA no that's still funny!
Soulbound: but if memory serves the mask they have actually help them control the Monokuma's.
Gp: OH COOL! I want one!
Soulbound: trust me you don't want one.
Gp: speaking of the elephant in the room there's a gift!
Soulbound: careful it might explode.
Gp: mmmmm
so with that gp carefully opened the box and found…. Nothing, then the kid left
oh there was nothing.
Soulbound: well that's a disappointment.
Gp: now we know how their parents felt when they were born!
Soulbound: that's not funny
but let us carry on shall we?
So they continued against a swarm of Monokuma's well actually a sleuth cause fun fact that's what a group of bears are called I find it especially funny since this is a murder mystery game.
[note:]
Another tragedy? The riot in Towa
Though nothing is of truly note here but oh look a book!
[note:]
Billy Milligan Royale
Gp: why is it called billy milligan royal when the main character is called sae sunakosaka? You think it be called sae sunakosaka royale.
Soulbound: perhaps billy milligan is the name of the person who gave her the bodies.
Gp: so like the antagonist
Soulbound: possibly you'd have to read to find out.
Gp: well I aint reading that, besides just because they had the same bodies dosent make them the same I'm sure they can all live their own separate lives in peace and maybe even be friends you know what I mean right soul?
Soulbound: all too well…
And look we are at the monoku-man puzzle machines
gp we can't write about doing a puzzle
well we can but it totally distract from the plot
so let's not write it but say we did do it
and do it good we did!
and so we were finally out and free… well as free as we can be…
it's a shame we cannot do hypothetical fantasies but soulbound is not one who has a sexual and I'm just not feeling it ATM but its good to know we continue to be on this adventure.
Soulbound: I know we are on a quest here, but I'm worried our tampering may diminish the friendship komaru and toko have.
Gp: don't worry even if the world is saved she would still have to get her out of here I'm sure they can become lesbians on the way!
Soulbound: why does it always have to be a ship with you.
Gp: hey it's not me it's the fandom they just see two girls or two guys and go "all homo" I'm just echoing the sentiments
Soulbound: well do you ship?
Gp: uh yeah I guess I mean it's kinda cute after all I like their friendship probably not my top 10 but if they get together I'd be down
Soulbound: understandable
Gp: so soul where we off to first?
Soulbound: well by the looks of it we should head to the bridge to learn important information.
Gp: I-I then let's go
[note]
How to Kill demons Masterpiece no. (1)
Then there was a car
Gp: hey look a fancy car
Soulbound: and people though elon musk design was bad.
Gp: OU I got hacking powers!
you thinking what I'm thinking?
And that's how we hijacked another car!
[note]
the right not to kill.
Gp: I feel like I've seen the movie of this
Soulbound: you have?
Gp: maybe I donno I just remember going down to black town to get all the disturbing flics to desensitize my brain of… all this, I remember every time I finished a movie I would burn that movie cause even if I watched it its still disgusting and I hated what was on it. Though I do feel stronger, not empty I got my squirms, but stronger!
Soulbound: so how bad was this one.
Gp: not to bad I mean just because they were disturbing didn't mean they were gory some of them where like taking drugs but yeah this did have killing but also a bunch of nonsensical stuff I don't fully get but that's ok cause I don't really wanna get it
Soulbound: the real question is why this authors last name is kodaka.
Gp: and yet with such an American name as James
wonder what that means
Kodaka: defensive author noises
Gp: well anyway back in the pleasure mobile we got a long way to go!
Soulbound: don't tell me you are gonna call the car that.
Gp: … you are right that does sound awful
though I don't wanna call it the soulbound car doesn't have the same punch…
THE DANGANRONPA MOBILE!
Soulbound: I'll live with that.
And that's when the bomber monokuma showed up and blew up the car!
Gp: NO THE CAR IT WAS SO YOUUUNNNNGGG!
Soulbound: we'll get another car.
And so those bomber monokuma regrated the day they crossed paths with gp and soulbound
because they died
and look another car for our troubles!
Gp: THANK KODAKA!
Kodaka: bashful creator noises
Course they had to let go of the danganronpa mobile mark 2 cause due to the current layout they had to go through the hotel to find the bridge.
Gp: sad gp noises
Soulbound: we'll find another car later let's go.
You know there was a payphone, but it wasn't important.
Gp: hey look a payphone
Soulbound: what about it
Gp: I'm at a payphone trying to call home All of my change I spent on you, where have the times gone? Baby, it's all wrong Where are the plans we made for two?
eh? Eh?
Soulbound: is that foreshadowing?
Gp: I donno I don't really know that song well
Soulbound: it's about giving up on a failing relationship.
Gp: waaahh! I got it completely wrong then.
[note]
unstoppable man.
Gp: if they think this guys a big deal they should see you
the count of soul bound: The indestructible man!
Soulbound: oh I'm not that big a deal.
Gp: of course you're a big deal! Your all strong and smart and in my opinion incredibly handsome
Soulbound: no I won't do you.
Gp: can't blame me for trying
Soulbound: I can, and I will
it's just I feel unfairly strong.
Gp: of course you are you are a side character of this series, and you already went through your character arc in your own story. I don't think you should pay mind how hard you hit someone if you catch my drift.
Soulbound: if you say so.
[note]
the founding of Towa city.
Gp: you know this place had an old name before being called Towa
Soulbound: yeah of course
Gp: well I overheard some civilians and I heard them call this place Harmony Spire, so I think that's what the city was called before Towa made this an oligarchy
Soulbound: oh how interesting
When going down the halls we saw pretty glass pains
[note]
the bomb inside her 1.
Gp: …
Soulbound: …
Gp: that kind sounds like the premise of jack and the cuckoo-clock heart
if jack and the cuckoo-clock heart was made with Japanese… "eccentricity"
Soulbound: yes… anyway
Gp: speaking of reminds me of what komaru would say here
Soulbound: what about it?
Gp: well she had a different change of clothing because she grew out of hers
Soulbound: and?
Gp: I think that shows a bit of kindness on rjs part!
Soulbound: what no
Gp: she didn't have to give komaru new clothes soul komaru could just live naked or chafing in her small cloths if anything that give her despair wouldn't it? So see rj was a bigger person and gave komaru a change of clothing I know I wouldn't.
Soulbound: are you implying you would have her nude?
Gp: no no id just give komaru a prisoners garb or a smock or a patient outfit like what I'm wearing, you know? Classic sweater and sweatpants combo everyone wore this where I was at, except the psychopaths who tried to make themselves look better by wearing fancy clothing. Not that it worked but they still did it! So credit were its due that was nice of her.
Soulbound: you know what be nicer? Not forcing her to be in an elaborate scheme to become her successor.
Gp: HEY the whole successor plan was all Monaca! Not rj, so HA
Soulbound: touché
Gp: but soul, like for Pete snake komaru spent a year and a half in a cushy apartment with AC, running water and 3 healthy meals a day not to mention she had a shelf of books and who knows what other entertainment, along with a set of clean changeable clothing
there are people out here resorting to cannibalism if not starving to death
so yeah Junko is surprisingly cordial to her friends family and we both know she had no reason to
Soulbound wanted to make an argument but no matter how hard he thought nothing came to his mouth, why did she treat her friends family so kindly? Could it be some genuine kindness deep in her? No! there was a game to it… he just couldn't think what, well it had to be despair but what despair would come form it? Most of them knew the tragedy and those who didn't wouldn't get anything from being boxed in a gilded cage, heck they even seemed like normal apartments and not the secret torcher ones he read so deeply about, if anything they would get more despair from what gp would have done to them treating them like prisoners. But she didn't do that, heck she could have just killed them that would give her friends despair surely even with that "killing amongst loved ones" deal that is mentioned later its not like there previous living conditions would change anything especially since she has memory manipulating technology she just wasted time and resources treating them with kindness with no alternate scheme. But I would yet to believe such a case, so I look down and ponder thinking there has to be something I'm missing… dah! It dosent matter anyway she still committed awful atrocities and even if this act of kindness means everything to gp it means nothing to me.
[hit list]
Demon Name: Takaakix
Real Name: Takaaki Ishimaru
Gp: oh hey it's one of those people!
so would all the captives have a hit list?
Soulbound: I assume so.
Gp: so do I have a hit list?
Soulbound: maybe
Gp: OOOHH THAT BE SO COOOL
we have to find it soul oh that be so awweessooommme
Soulbound: well if we continue I'm sure we will.
Gp: YEAAAAAHHHH
And so our progress continued, going through elevators, fighting Monokuma's and monoku-mans
then a monokuma kid gave us a puzzle!
[note]
Towa group's technical triumphs.
Gp: propaganda
But we passed the puzzle so yeah that was fun! And we were finally out towards the bridge.
Gp: YAHOOO!
wait why are we going towards the bridge anyway?
ALSO THE CARS NOT HERE!
truly this is the ultimate despair…
Soulbound: there's one right over there.
Gp: YEEHEE!
Course there were more corpses.
Gp: at least there in heaven…
Soulbound: what if they aren't Christian.
Gp: they got what they deserve…
Soulbound: it's a good thing you're evil or what you said would be very controversial.
Gp: it's still controversial but no one takes a bad man saying bad things seriously its only when you look up to someone as a good man that what they say has any meaning
Soulbound: … that's very deep.
So they were at the bridge…
Gp: now what?
Soulbound: well they should be here in 3..2…
Yuta: : Heeeey! You two there! You guys...don't look like you're on those kids side. So then, are you on my side? You are right? Right? Right?
Gp: oh! Hi buddy! Uh maybe? I mean as long as you aren't some secret pycho murder guy then sure!
Oh hey look he picked up your hand
hand holding how lewd!
Yuta: I knew it! Yes yes! I'm delighted, just delighted! Ahh, it's been so long since I've seen decent human beings! I'm super happy!
Soulbound: I'm not sure if descents the right word but I do agree somewhat it is nice to see another face.
Gp: especially one not shrouded in blue!
but hey buddy can yah let go save the hand holding for your girlfriend
or boyfriend
Yuta: Oh sorry it's just...This bracelet…could it be? were you also caught by those kids calling themselves the Warriors of Hope.
Gp: OH THE WOH! Yeah I was
Yuta: the woh?
Gp: you know W-arriors O-f H-ope aka WOH
I think it's funny
Yuta: oh I get it hahaha
but anyway then...you were told about some game and thrown out into the city, right? Weight...here, look,
Gp: neato!
Yuta: Ahh, I'm so glad! Well, not completely, but on my own I was starting to run out of ideas of what to do…I just meant that I was relieved to see people in the same situation...Well, even though that's a pretty shoddy thing to be relieved about.
Gp: ah nah I get it buddy you're good anyone else would feel the same
Yuta: ?: ...Right!? I know, right!? Ah! Speaking of which, I haven't introduced myself! I'm Yuta Asahina.
Gp: you are! That's great
oh I'm getting ahead of myself I'm guilty pleasure, but everyone calls me GP, and this overhear is the count of soulbound, but you can just call him soul bound he prefers it that way
but I have to ask so you were captured by the WOH yeah?
Yuta: yeah why?
Gp: so I'm just wondering if before that you where say… trapped in an apartment for about a year in a half?
Yuta: woah you too?!
Gp: yeah, yeah you could say that I'm just wondering if… your conditions where the same as mine all well of with water, ac and all the good stuff any person could ask for in a home
Yuta: that's exactly what it was like
gp just smirked at soulbound as if he won an argument to that soulbound just grunted in frustration.
gp: great to know I wasn't going crazy then.
Yuta: Well, come on, let's cross that bridge and say good-bye to this city!
Gp: oh no can do you see I'm on a quest me and my daughter rj got separated so I'm looking for her cause I know shes somewhere here and I'm not leaving till I save her. And souls here to make sure I don't die.
Yuta: oh I understand I hope you find your daughter then. Be careful though this towns dangerous.
Gp: we could say the same for you, in fact it's not safe going alone how about we see you out just in case
Yuta: really? Sure! I'd love that.
And with that Yuta ran off ahead of us…
Gp: is he gonna die?
Soulbound: yes
Gp: aw…
Anyway they both went after him, though it was semi redundant since the bridge blew up, so we had to run back… and fight Monokuma's while we were at it.
Gp: well that was close
Yuta: Somehow...we're safe, but…crossing the bridge is completely impossible like this.
Gp: aw well that's a rotten shame
Soulbound: well I'm sure there is still something we can do right?
Yuta: ...yeah, we're still good! I'm not giving up.
Soulbound: and what exactly is your plan?
Yuta: What am I trying to say…? If all these despair-inducing things are going to kept happening, we need to prepare ourselves for the worst… If you don't do what you can to the best of your ability, then you're helpless in these circumstances.
Gp: yeah that's the spirit buddy!
Yuta: so with that I decided, I'm going to swim!
Gp and Soulbound: NO!
Yuta: why not?
Gp: it's just we're afraid of this blowing up in your face
Soulbound: did you just-
Yuta: I guess that's true swimming was never my specialty not that I'm bad at it… No, I guess I should say I avoided it because there was always someone better…but now isn't the time to talk about this! Now isn't the time to be scared!
Gp: man that's really brave of you, part of me feels rude even trying to stop you
can yah do it through seems pretty far?
Soulbound: well I have heard of Britain people swimming to a whole different country, so it seems possible especially if it only took a bridge to get to the other side.
Yuta: yeah! Thanks for supporting me!
Soulbound: no no no! I'm saying you can do it not that you should.
Yuta: Thanks for worrying about me, but I've already decided!
Soulbound: welp… it was bound to happen anyway.
Yuta: And once I arrive at the other shore, I can ask the Future Foundation to save you guys, and it'll all be good, right? I'll come back with them at any cost, so wait for me until then, okay?
Gp: oh one more thing
Yuta: ...Hm?
Gp: good luck on the other side
Yuta: No need to worry! I'll do whatever I need to swim to the other shore!
And with that Yuta began to run
Soulbound: shame he has to die.
Gp : does he though?
Soulbound: well...
reading all dr lore
actually I don't think there'd be a problem if we did save him...
Gp: YEAAAHHH
WAIT WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR STOP HIM!
And with that soulbound began a mad dash towards Yuta which with Yuta's speed would seem hopeless but soulbound is what I like to call, stronk.
Soulbound: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIT!
And with that last yelp soulbound grabs Yuta's ankle stopping him from jumping
Yuta: what are you doing?
Soulbound: you'll blow up! You'll blow up! If you go to far your bracelet will blow up!
You know there isn't much that can be said but you could see the cogs in the boys head spin as he realize what that would mean for him.
Yuta: OH!
why didn't you say so sooner?
Soulbound: slip my mind.
And that soulbound stood up and gp followed back.
Yuta: so what am I supposed to do?
At that soulbound began to ponder, while his death was a waste he would not be necessary for the story to continue and at best he be most beneficial if he could swim out… would there be a way to take of the wristband? Sure he ripped his off but being indestructible meant he couldn't explode Yuta surely could so soulbound picked up Yuta's arm feeling the bracelet to see how loose it was and there was some air for movement not enough to slip his arm out…but maybe… hmmmm if the device blows up because its to far away it must have a radio or microwave frequencies….those can be blocked.
Soulbound: gp!
Gp: I heard the whole thing!
At that gp pulls out some aluminum foil from soulbounds robe
which then soulbound begins to carefully wrap around Yuta's arm band
Soulbound: careful one wrong move and we're all mulch.
And so with the bracelets completely cover soulbound rips it off and throws it far away!
…
it worked.
Gp: AHAHAH SO COOL I CAN'T BELIVE THAT WORKED YOU ARE THE BEST SOULBOUND
Soulbound: awe its nothing I just read up on these kinds of things, who knew it come in handy?
I did.
Yuta: nothing!? You saved my life! I don't know how I'd ever repay you.
Soulbound: well going through with your original plan would be lovely.
Gp: wait wait wait! What if the Monokuma's swim! I don't want him getting eaten by a monoshark or something!
Soulbound: that is a good point.
Yuta: so now what?
Gp: leave that to me!
And with that gp ran off
he was gone for a bit as soulbound, and Yuta awkwardly looked at eachother
but then they hear the all too familiar voice of gp quicky coming in and they turn to see gp
riding on a monokuma carrot on a stick style
but he's the carrot.
Gp: GET OUT OF THE WAY
GET OUT OF THE WAAAYY!
And as the monokuma came closer and closer soulbound pulled Yuta out of the way and gp jumped off the monokuma pushing them into the water with a loud
PLOOSH
So then gp and soulbound just look down at the ocean
the silhouette of the monokuma slowly shrinking into the deep blue
Gp: well would you look at that, Monokuma's can't swim!
Yuta: so are we all good now?
Gp: well you go through with your original plan, and I'll go through with mine!
Soulbound: though we can't just leave him alone.
Gp: of course not
At that they began to pull things from soulbounds robe, honestly it be impossible to carry that many things in a robe, but Yuta proceeded to not question it.
Gp: have a life vest in case you get tired
Soulbound: here's a bag for your other necessities.
Gp: that also doubles as a flotation device
Soulbound: and it carries enough food and supplies to last you a bit to
Gp: and an emergency raft in case you're really tired
Soulbound: not to mention medical supplies and a map.
Gp: oh and a taser! For evil humans or robots!
Yuta: wow I don't know what to say, thank you.
Gp: no no its nothing, but oh! One more thing your last name is asahina yes?
Yuta: yeah
Gp: well tell that to the future foundation first thing, cause your sister aois a part of them so it could help you negotiate!
Yuta: what! Really!?
Gp: yes, you should see her she helps lots of people its super sweet and cool
Yuta: that's incredible…
Gp: Yuta just let me say even though I don't know you to much the fact you even wanna go through with this shows your bravery and Aoi and your parents and anyone who knows you would be so proud to see who you are
Yuta: thanks, your daughter must be lucky to have you as a dad I hope you find her.
Gp: me to, welp goodbye and good luck!
And with that Yuta then jumped and began to swim off now safe from blowing up
Gp: we did a good thing
Soulbound: we sure did
Gp: hahah look at me all kind and compassionate man I'm going soft let's go where to next?
Soulbound: if I'm correct we should head to a subway system now.
Gp: oh we're going to a sandwich shop how fun!
Soulbound: not that subway the other subway! You know, trains and such.
Gp: oh! Ok then! Let's-a go!
to the dangan-car!
And so we were off once again!
[note]
I should be able to escape from the bridge.
Gp: oh looks like he left this rip
Soulbound: well at least he's free.
So we were off driving and fighting Monokuma's
and then we saw a monokid run a shop.
Gp: it's nice to see our youth starting their own businesses
But as we went on we saw a siren monokuma! But we where able to handle it as we got another note.
[note]
the most influential corporations in the world.
Gp: you know it's weird
Soulbound: go on.
Gp: with all this like uh "air damage" where they need air purifier machines to breath you think the world would literally be destroyed with that kind technology
Soulbound: I admit it is odd
she was probably just holding back for despairs sake.
Gp: yeah but that just delay the inevitable
Soulbound: she probably would have gone full force if she survived and won the killing game but held back till then to see if hope could beat her.
Gp: well I'm glad she held back
Then we went to another monoku-man puzzle along with a kid with a gift
Gp: ou! I wonder what it could be.
Then gp got smite by kodaka
Gp: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH…oh hey I got some of my magic back!
Soulbound: what you get.
Gp: …. I CAN MAKE MONOKUMAS DANCE!
Soulbound: seriously?
Gp: truly I was given the best power!
I can make other people dance to its just kodaka wants me to only use it on Monokuma's
where or not I actually will do that is debatable
Soulbound: so why did the kid do that again?
Gp: cause kodaka said so
Soulbound: that's fair
Well we solved the next puzzle then we saw a guy
he was super depressing cause his family was dead and his leg was broken.
gp: ugh so annoying we should just off him so he can see his family in the afterlife.
soulbound: ….
At that soulbound started to pull out food, medical supplies and a camo blanket he proceeded to fix the man's leg.
Adult: what are you doing?
Soulbound: three days, that's how long you need to hold out for?
Adult: what?
Soulbound: if you can just hold out for 3 more days I assure you this will all blow over and you will survive as all the Monokuma's will be stopped.
Adult: how do you know that?
Soulbound: because I am the count of soulbound and the agent of providence
but living is up to you but humans can survive weeks without food and as long as you drink this water in rations you will be ok on that part as for the Monokuma's this blanket will hide you from there sensors so they can't attack you but its only up to you to use it. I understand losing everyone you love is painful and I can't stop you if you choose to die when we leave but, I'm sure that your family would want you to live even if they couldn't. live or die, It's your choice.
Adult: thank you…
At that soulbound nodded with a look of kindness on his face as he left having fixed the mans leg which left gp confused
Gp: why'd you do that they aren't important to the story?
Soulbound: I'm the agent of providence why wouldn't I do that.
Gp: you truly are kind
[note]
tornado sentai spin ranger.
Gp: well this is so ridiculous it got me out of that downer mood that that guy got me in
Soulbound: eh speaking of how are you with manga.
Gp: didn't read it much, except Rosario and vampire
Soulbound: the harem anime?
Gp: it's cute!
Soulbound: sure
But anyway we go on and find the subway… but it dosent sell sandwiches.
Soulbound: you don't even like subway!
But whats worse is its locked with a shutter.
Soulbound: well I am strong I could break though it-
Kodaka: no
Soulbound: why not!?
Kodaka: points at direction
key
Soulbound: ah
And we saw a key on a dead body… BUT THEN A MONO KID STOLE IT THE RASCLE!
that's when the chase began!, geez so annoying delaying the inevitable like that…
anyway there was a note to meet at the hospital, fun fact if your British you just say hospital… like a weirdo.
Soulbound: gp shut up you could offend people.
Who takes me seriously? Geez. On the bright side we sae minimaru and socki the sock…
totally useless but still fun!
Soulbound: but incredibly odd, sentient socks?
Gp: eh it's just a phase every child has it like how rjs phase is being a grugru
Soulbound: a what?
Gp: you know a grugru! Those Japanese fashion girls with the blond hair and tan skin
thank goodness rj didn't change her skin though she has standards.
Soulbound: ignoring your last comment… did you mean a gyaru?
Gp:… OH YEAH sorry its just with all the fancy words it's hard to remember
We saw more of the socki stories to, but I consider them useless unless they aren't I'm not sure
but then we saw the boy again! AFTER HIIIMMM
[note]
children's paradise commandments 1.
Gp: well that's fun
anyway!
JUNK MONOKUMA
junk(o)? monokuma
Soulbound: not that Monokuma's not till later.
But its ok cause we beat him so now we can go see the kid and give him a stern talking to!
[hit list]
Demon Name: Gontakerus
Real Name: Takemichi yukimaru
Gp: you know if this is the captive it makes one wonder where the other family is
Soulbound: anywhere but here I assume especially if they aren't dead.
Gp: well they aren't, or it be a pointless hope spot to say they might be alive in the end
but I do have a hunch on where they could be
Soulbound: and where might that be?
Gp: I'll say once I have 100% confirmation
Soulbound: that's fair
[note:]
My Leg Was Crushed by Monokuma
Gp: ugh so depressed I'd say to shut up but clearly he's already dead, so I don't gotta worry about that
So we continued on
[note]
pure family companion.
Gp: man… this book looks awful!
Soulbound: I'm glad we can both agree on that.
Gp: geez what kind of messed up family is that the mom abusing the grandparents and the brother being bullied and this mc calls them normal and happy!? Its gross that's what it is I've seen movies like this in my dark movie search ugh it sickens me.
Soulbound: while I do agree on the vulgar nature of this novel I have to wonder the validity of your claim, I mean after all isn't this what you and rj where like.
Gp: how DARE YOU! Me and rj where nothing like this we had a genuine family bond.
Soulbound: and genuinely bloody murder you forced upon her.
Gp: I DIDN'T KNOW! I thought she liked it I didn't know she was pretending I just though you know I wanted her to be happy and wouldn't letting out your basest urges make you happy?
Soulbound: …
Gp: I tell yah there's nothing more thrilling to my heart then slicing a man's guts open and playing with them as if they were party streamers ouh hu hu just thinking about it gives me child like glee
but I guess she wasn't like that cause she dosent enjoy it which is why she enjoys it… It dosent make sense but that's ok.
Then soulbound bonks gps head
Gp: OW!
Soulbound: repeat after me "everything I said was wrong and I feel wrong for thinking it"
Gp: "everything I said was wrong and I feel wrong for thinking it"
but hey it could be worse
Soulbound: I assume so after all she could have an Electra complex.
Gp: HEY NO SHE DID NOT!
well
maybe
I hope not but actually
Soulbound: no…
Gp: I can neither confirm or deny the accusation but note even if I could I did not support it
it's just sometimes I felt she looked at me as more then a father you know, and I was worried about that
but I guess that's why she has daddy issues you know? She just wants a daddy to love her someone to show a strong presence to say no but also a big heart to give affection so a bear.
Soulbound: aren't real papa bears known for killing their children?
Gp: ah! I guess junkos actual dad was a real-life papa bear then!
Soulbound: oh…
Anyway we finally found the child and he led us to a safe with a puzzle
then I got smited again.. smite-ed? Smote? Smit? Just smite? NAR WHY MUST PAST TENSE BE SO DIFICULT!
Gp: DAAAAA!
…oh hey I got more magic!
Soulbound: what now?
Gp: magic vision!
now I can finally see your underwear!
Soulbound: just solve the puzzle gp.
Well solve it I did SO FINALY WE GOT THE KEY AND CAN NOW BEAT A CHILD
Soulbound: YOU DO NOT WANT TO WORD IT THAT WAY
But anyway let us go… but first more puzzles.
[note]
memoirs of Masaru daimon.
Gp: how Nobel
There was also another adult who was having a mental breakdown.
Gp: are you sure I can't kill her to put her out of her misery
Soulbound: NO
Gp: fine well let us go he's probably waiting for us
NOW FINALY WE'RE AT THE BOSS BATTLE geez that took mcflipping ever!
Masaru: Yaaaa yaaaa! Don't they look small? Look at these guys who took refuge in the subway! But too bad! I put a stop to all that! I'm the super strong leader of the Warriors of Hope, lil' ultimate PE, the Heroic Masaru Daimon!
…
Hey hey! I'm not letting you run any more, Demons!
Gp: man so cool! Trapping us like that and now you are gonna squash us into paste how heroic.
Masaru: I am pretty great aren't I? I mean- shut up demon!
Gp: aw why must you hate me so, oh why! Truly you are cruel!
Soulbound: can't I stay out of this.
Gp: but sooouul you're the strong one I have weak little noodle arms the monos would eat me like beef jerky, but you could totally knock them to submission
Gp said feeling up soulbounds abs to which soulbound simply yanked gps wrist and put it aside.
Masaru: hey! Don't ignore me! I'm the Warriors of Hope's leader! I'm not like all those adult leaders who just swagger around and stay behind closed doors. An awesome leader who bravely stands on the front lines and pulls his friends and underlings along…that's the Heroic Masaru Daimon! Ehe, ehehehehehehe...See? I'm reliable AND cool.
Gp: darn right! The best leaders always try to fight with the front lines that's what separates the cowards and the greats.
Masaru: yeah you get it! I mean- stop playing mind games on me demon!
Gp: sad gp noises
soulbound he hates me
Soulbound gives (sympathetic?) head pats to gp.
Masaru: Alright! Prepare yourselves, demons! If you were going to beg like a dog then it's too late now!
Gp: noooo spare meeeee
Masaru: too late! This is a killesseum! I'm gonna kill you demons!
Soulbound: its colosseum
Masaru: huh?
Soulbound: you say killesseum, but the correct term is colosseum.
Gp: no soul clearly he was making a pun due to the fact he wants to kill us, so he'd call it a KILLesseum instead of a colosseum am I right? You where being all clever and making a fun pun yeah?
Masaru: uh- yeah! That's clearly what I was doing! But of course a demon like you wouldn't get it!
Soulbound: why must you call us demons in the first place if anything I'm an agent of providence.
Gp: and I'm an imp!
Masaru: not just you! all adults are demons...the enemy of us kids…That's why...together with all the Warriors of Hope, I'll hunt down you wicked, insolent demons leaving none behind! And then, we'll create a Paradise of Peace Just for Children in this city!
and just like that Masaru revealed a huge pile of corpses.
gp: YIKES ON TRIKES WITH MOTER BIKES!
Masaru: yes! Just look at them! They're all demons that I've hunted down! Hee hee hee! Whaddya think? Aren't I awesome? A trillion-billion-point perfect score!
Soulbound: absolutely sickening…
Gp: why'd you do that? That's not nice!
Masaru: These...are all demons who ruled over everyone in this audience just by being born and growing up… I, the hero, will hunt them all down, and bring freedom to everyone! Ehehe...you don't have to praise me so much...it's only natural for the leader to do this…
Gp: but that's not cool man, like you plan on killing yourself when you get old enough?
Masaru: yes! I made a promise to the Warriors of hope...a promise to Monaca…If any of us thinks we're going to become a dirty, ugly, stinky demon, we'll die as kids! Hey...do you hear that? Everyone...is thanking me…because I'm everyone's hero…I'll hunt down every last one of the demons...and then...no one will be afraid, and we can be at peace…Without things like their irrational violence...n-no one will be afraid, and we can finally be at peace! W-won't...be afraid… Uuuuuuuuuu… W-we won't...be afraid...There won't be...anything scary…Pain and darkness and the smell of alcohol and pain...there won't be...anything scary…No matter how much I'm hit...even if I'm hit and hit and hit and hit...I won't...be scared…N-nothing...scary…
Then Masaru proceeded to beat his arm blue
DAIMON: Huh? What's going on? That's strange. Snap! Stop! St, stop! Stop! Stop! I said stop! I'm not scared! I'm not scared of anything! Because...I'm the hero! Heroes aren't afraid of anyone! Not afraid of dying or killing! So...stop!
Stop stop stop stop stop stop! Stop! Stop stop stop! Please stop! I'm telling you to stop!
Gp: oooohhh…why didn't you say so!
understandable have a nice day
begins to walk off but is stopped by soulbound
Soulbound: where are you going?
Gp: well I mean he has a good reason for doing this so
Soulbound: he's killing many innocent people!
Gp: yeah but he got abused so it's only fair
Soulbound: are you telling me that people can get away with murder just cause bad things happened to them.
Gp: yes
Soulbound: ...
it all makes too much sense now
NO
THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!
killing innocent people won't solve his problems!
we need to stop him then tell him what he did was wrong! then therapy.
Gp: then therapy?
Soulbound: then therapy!
Masaru: STOP IGNORING ME! you know what? I've said enough its time to end your miserable demon existence once and for all!
And with that he summoned A GIANT ROBOT!?
and some Monokuma's of course
Masaru: Everyone! Watch and learn! I, the leader of the Warriors of Hope, I, the hero, will exterminate these pathetic apparitions with a bang!
Gp: ah! Soulbound what do we do?!
Soulbound: we do what we came here to do.
Soulbound said taking off his black robe and pulling out his cutlass.
We teach these kids a lesson.
So cool!
and that's when the battle began, and the music kicked into gear.
Well you think that you can take me on
You must be crazy
There ain't a single thing you've done
That's gonna phase me
Oh, but if you want to have a go
I just wanna let you know.
And with that he sliced a monokuma clean in half
one by one all of them collapsed to hunks of scrap
Get off my back and into my game
Get out of my way and out of my brain
Get outta my face or give it your best shot
I think it's time you better face the fact
Get off of my back.
at that, the Monokuma's snatched his cutlass away from him but while he could get it back it was ok he didn't need it to beat them
(gp: take of your shirt!)
soulbound rolled his eyes at this but it would give him more flexibility, so he accepted that offer showing his untouched toned skin
(gp: oo la la! 8 pack!)
You know it's all just a game that I'm playing
Don't think that you can't find a way in
That's what I'm saying
Oh, if you wanna have a go
I just wanna let you know
He punched a hole strait through a monokuma those who could see his hand on the other side saw it was completely unharmed despite the many wires and machine it just went though
he then headbutted a monokuma so hard that its crushed state was of that of a crushed soda can
then he performed a roundhouse kick knocking many Monokuma's away
truly it took soulbound more effort to read a book then it did to take down these Monokuma's.
Oh, get off my back and into my game
Get out of my way and out of my brain
Get outta my face or give it your best shot
I think it's time you better face the fact
Get off of my back.
At that soulbound began to pose and flex with a great confidence that was not unwarranted oh how he loved the feeling of power he was experiencing at this moment
this made Masaru very mad
Oh, if you wanna have a go
I just wanna let you know
At that Masaru's robot ran straight towards soulbound but this did not phase soulbound
after all this would be child's play
beating the robot with ease… I felt slightly bad for saying beating though but it was true soulbound even went as far as to rip one of the bots drill hands throwing it back at the bot forming a huge hole in it.
Get off, get off, ge-get off of my back and into my game
Get out of my way and out of my brain
Get outta my face or give it your best shot
So know this train is coming of its track
Get off of my Back.
Gp began to whistle impressed at the display before him, but he could have sworn he heard others whistling with him.
Yeah, get off of my back
Get off
Yeah.
And for the final he jumped on the robot whose power was rapidly draining and began to repeatedly punch it
Oh
Get off
and again
Get off
and again
Get off
and again
Get off
and again
Get off
and again
Get off
and again
Get off.
Then soulbound jumped off and walked away
Get Off of My Back!
DRAMATIC POSE
BOOM