After that gp stood silent finishing his speech as he looked to see everyones reactions he was quite nervous he kinda wishes at least soulbound would clap but then again that probably be sceen as nepotism but then he heard it
Clap, clap, clap
He looked and saw Taichi claping, then another, then another! A standing ovation! They like me they realy like me!
Soulbound: I belive this makes it clear that even if you haiji don't trust us the rest of your pride has our back so a bit of faith would be most beneficial
Haiji: ...wait here. I have some preparations to make.
soulbound: oh? Do go on
Haiji: We have a trump card. I want to try taking a bet on it.
Gp: THAT'S THE SPIRIT! GO BIG OR GO HOME! And when it's the end of the world theres no way home
Soulbound: see gp even you can be a hero when you put your mind to it
ADULT V: You surprised me, starting that speech all of a sudden.
Gp: aw its no biggy I just said what was on my mind I should thank you for litsening
ADULT W: But what you said wasn't wrong.
Gp: daw you're making me blush
ADULT X: are we just going to ignore what he said about raiseing junko
Everyone: YES!
Soulbound: WAIT! Whats that?
ADULT X: Hm? It's Shirokuma.
Shirokuma: thank you for before! That speech just now was wonderful!
Soulbound: ah shiro, it appears by some unkoable circumstance that even you couldent predict as if you knew you certenly out of the kindness of your heart would havce told us the undeniable fact that even though you blew up you survived
Gp: in there defense as just a head, BUT SILL
shirokuma: I've become just a head, but miraculously my AI chip is safe… Ehehe, it's a little embarrassing, but here I am.
Gp and Soulbound: riiiiiiiiiiggghhhht
Soulbound: "miraculously"
Gp: well thanks to that I got the will power to make a speech
Soulbound: no it was because I motivated you to push past your anxitys
Gp: oh yeah your right, shiros sacrifice was completely useless and was only made to show there stupidity and stroke there own ego!
Shirokuma: I'm sorry ok…
Gp: don't worry it's the thought that counts but im still mad at you
Haiji: Hey, preparations are complete. Let's move out.
Gp: that was fast!
Shirokuma: Haiji, is that true!?
Haiji: ...it was thanks to you, Shirokuma. After seeing you offer yourself up, I finally realized what I have to do. I'm grateful.
Shirokuma: H-Haiji…!
Gp: ok now I just wanna reveal rj's identity to spite him
Soulbound: no need to thank us haiji we just killed all the monokumas befor you or anyone could die truly its not like that also helped…
but moveing on what is your plan?
Haiji: You two are going to come with me to a certain place. The place where our trump card that can turn this situation around is being hidden… But it's not straightforward. You should strengthen your resolve… Well, I guess that goes without saying. I'll be waiting by the entrance.
Gp: NICE! ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE FUTURE
So befor we embarked of course we chated with the other adults
hiroko: You guys really don't let me down. Thanks to you, the air of the base has changed. Just thinking about it gives me shivers.
Soulbound: that's gp for you when in short incrememnts you either love him or hate him
hiroko: You're always good at explaining, aren't you? Well anyway, it's thanks to you. I'm grateful.
Gp: daw shucks I was just saying what was on my mind im sure even you could do it if you wanted to
hiroko: Even so, any upstanding adult will want to praise someone who shows such bravery.
Gp: daw you make me blush miss I can see where your son gets his winning personality from
hiroko: Ahaha, you're pretty simple. But hey, it's a few hundred times cuter than people who overthink everything. Oh, right. Did you find any more? Lists of people with bracelets?
Gp: ah yes! Lets get on with that!
Later
But anyway we where finaly ready to go off with haiji
Haiji: Looks like the enemy's attacks have abated at the perfect time. Let's get going now.
Gp: awe yeah lets do this!...where is this?
Haiji: I told you. We're going to the trump card.
Soulbound: unless we're going to trump tower that doesn't clarify anything so if you may please be upfront
Haiji: ...I'm not trying to sound so superior, it's just that it's a little hard to explain in words… So it's best to just see it with your own eyes. We can talk after that.
Soulbound: fine keep your secrets
Haiji: Anyway, it's the "last hope" that can end the brats' rampage… That, we know for sure.
Gp: that realy doesn't narrow it down though that can mean anything a nuke, a mech, some super age potion that will make them all adults, a junko wig assuming they listen to junko, maybe even a time meachine! And that's only scratching the surffece of what I can think is "trump card" worthy
Haiji: I'm telling you guys this because I trust you. So trust me…
Soulbound: while I am one to give faith in others that becomes much harder when that someone is a pedo
Haiji: I'm not a pedo!
Gp and soulbound: yes you are!
Haiji: look The place is just...kind of hard to get to. Um...yeah… so can either of you ride a mothercycle?
TOWA CITY: OUTER LIMITS
At that we pan to the outscirts of towa where a Monokuma is on the prowl looking for its next victim but then its head rises in aleart hearing something in the distance, a growl? No when hearing closer it's the roar of a engine as it gets closer and closer and CRASH as the Monokuma breaks into peiaces from the force of a great moatercyvle with who other in the main seat but guilty pleasure him self as soulbound and haiji hold on for dear life
Gp: YEEEEEEHHAAAAAWWWWW
Haiji: hey! Slow down!
Gp: NEVER! I WONT SLOW DOWN TILL WE GET THERE OR TILL I'M DEAD
Haiji: arnt you going to tell him off or something!?
Soulbound: well we arnt dead yet so I see nothing to scold him for its not like there are any trafric laws he's breaking, post-apocalyptic world and all and even if there was I wouldn't know them I don't know how to ride a motorcycle
Haiji: but I thought gp said he could!
Gp: YEAH I SAID I COULD RIDE A MOTERCYLCE NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BEING GOOD AT IT! AHAHAHAHHAHA
Soulbound: if you have any complaints it is not to late for me to stop him so you can drive
haiji: You think I can do that with this arm?
Soulbound: exsactly so just sit back and enjoy the ride, oh and try not to die we cant confirm your life if you fall off while gp is driving
Haiji: but-
Gp and soulbound: SHUT UP PEDO
Gp: FULL SPEED AHEAD!
And after some perilous moter-bikeing we finaly made it
Haiji: Alright, we're here.
Gp: so can you finaly tell us what "here is"
Soulbound: and say it without speaking a line that will imply you're a pedophile
Haiji: I'm not a pedo!
Gp and soulbound: yes you are
haiji: ugh! Moving on, It'll be any moment now. Watch your step. Talk and you'll bite your tongue.
Gp: you cant tell me what to do! I'll talk as much as i- OW MY TOUNG
Gp said in pain as the terrain begain to sink down into itself as they now entered the Monokuma production facility
Soulbound: Impressive! Not you biteing your toung gp that was actualy quite pathetic, I mean this place
Haiji: This facility is important enough that it has such nifty contraptions as a hidden elevator. Anyhow...this is the Towa Group's secret factory.
Gp: fancy!
so we're gonna blow it up right?
Soulbound: oh of course just place the bombs a fair distance apart so the explosion destroys everything evenly nothing should be unharmed less we risk failure in stoping Monokuma production
Haiji: Even normally, only a select few of Towa's directors can enter here, but during this time of crisis the regulations have become even more strict. Right now, the only one who should be able to use this elevator is my dad.
Soulbound: ah…of course, clearly
Gp: so can you be strait with us? Not that we want you to be gay either we are very much not into you or your interest
Haiji: I keep telling you. It's our "last hope." It's at the deepest part of this facility, but there's a bit of a problem. I have...reason to be reluctant to come here, but…
Soulbound: get on with it!
Haiji: In order to repel intruders, this secret factory is guarded by Monokuma…
Gp: bum bum baaaaaaaaaaaaaahh!
continue
Haiji: However, since the riots started, we've lost all contact with the control room that controls the Monokuma guards… It's like that due to the riots, the restraints on the Monokuma here have been destroyed. They'll probably attack any of us indiscriminately…
Soulbound: you don't say? If I didn't know better I would say that's suspicious but don't worry I know better you arnt evil just pathetic, though I guess depending on who you ask it's the same thing
Haiji: So that's your reaction… But that's something else you'll understand if you keep moving along. You can see with your own eyes later on.
Soulbound: of course of course now Haiji I want to clarify it's not that we don't trust you it's just that we don't like you, being a pedo and all but for now we both have the same end goal stop the kids so as long as that's the case you can trust us and hopefully we can trust you
Haiji: Yeah, it seems that way even to myself. so...for now, trust me. Please, you're the only ones who can break through this place. Lend me your strength! Someone like me can't get through the Monokuma security network, but I don't want to give up here. Your words made me realize that I have to stand up and fight without ever giving up.
Gp: daaaww if you wernt a pedo that would mean so much more… but don't worry we are on it! We'll kick every last bear butt we see on this facility!
Soulbound: that goes for me as well pedo
Haiji: can you guys stop calling me a pedo!
Gp and soulbound: no
Haiji: Oh, forget it, I don't really care anymore. The trump card is at the deepest part of this place. First off, let's take the elevator to the lower floors.
This began are desent into the factory (and both me and soul attempting to place bombs beneath Haijis nose, he'll thank us later) though with just a few steps we where hit with semi-deadly lasers sure they didn't slice us like a delousie sirloin but they did sound the alarm soumening swarms of scary monokumas on our path, in hindsight Haiji really should have warned us about that earlier, oh well highsights 20/20 besisdeds this is the least of reasons to hate him so its realy no skin off our bones, unless a Monokuma claws at us then that would be lots of skin off our bones, not pretty. Thankfully it was a breeze to take care of them but it would still end tedious with the enebital fact we would bring more, along with this we saw more notes and even a switch puzzle how innovative! But what was neat was the fact I could use my abilitys as a GUILTYKUMA! To solve the switch puzzle I love that power
Haiji: how did he do that!?
Soulbound: it's magic don't question it
Haiji: but-
Gp and soulbound: shut up pedo!
[note]
Towa groups scale.
Gp: NOOO they took over Pokémon
Soulbound: you know Kanto is an actual place, not just somewhere in Pokémon
Gp: That's where are friend Soot live!
Soulbound: such a kind man he is.
Gp: the monster! What did you do to Soot Haiji!
Haiji: I don't even know who that is! The Towa Group isn't some evil corporation from a movie. We're the kind of corporation which steadily grows its assets and scale that you'd see in realist fiction. Well of course, it's not like I don't want to become the world's biggest corporation.
Soulbound: riiiiiiiggghht
Haiji: you must believe me! the Towa Group doesn't have any dangerous ambitions right now.
Soulbound: "right now?" Implying you used to have in the past, and the reason you don't anymore is because you were betrayed by a certain despair woman?
Haiji: that's not it at all
Gp: yeah soul! Rj may be evil, but they'd never work with a pedo!
Soulbound: Haiji wasn't in charge of the company at the time his father was and (as far as I know) he wasn't a pedo.
Haiji: ...I wonder. I was never deeply involved with his work, so I don't know. But it is true that Towa did several things in order to make that incident a thing of the past.
Gp: Like making that air purification machine!
Haiji: And purifying the ocean water and reforesting desiccated areas. He really was an amazing philanthropist.
Gp: see soul! Rj really is a softy!
Soulbound: I'll believe it when I see it the day they do something nice is the day I start treating them with actual respect, and that goes for you to pedo…
Haiji: I'm not a pedo!
Both: SHUT UP PEDO!
Gp: wait a minute
Gp pushes Haiji away
So, we hate Haiji.
Soulbound: yes
Gp: and we hate him for being a pedo?
Soulbound: yes
Gp: and we can control and warp the universe?
Soulbound: yes
Gp: so why don't we just warp the universe to make him not a pedo?
Soulbound: … why didn't I think of that?
Gp: it makes sense when you think about it
With that revolution gp and soulbound used there magic to make Haiji no longer a pedo, which in turn made him a lot more likeable, I mean he's still kinda scummy but if you compare two people and the only difference is ones a pedo then it's quite obvious who would be more liked in the situation.
So, we continued our journey and found a hit list with Kyoko's grandpa! Ah yeah that guy he's definitely one of those nice fellows who be bad with children, I mean not anything as bad as what we see of parents in this game but definitely those "don't show love to give independence" people you know? Reminds me of the events of Dangaronpa Kirigiri but that's another story I should probably focus on the now.
Then we see another monoku-man and continue going down the factory placing bombs, my oh my will the flames of all the dead robots be pretty, if I try hard enough I could imagine the growls of robot bears are instead the screams of humans, yummy yummy cooked human… yeah I shouldn't think like that gotta set a good example, but then again its ok to have bad thoughts as long as you don't act upon them that's the important part
More monoku-man, and another, and a book on genocide jack
Gp: whose still not here ahahah!
wait where are they now?
Soulbound: well, it's been two days so… they should be awake and starting there bonding
Gp: yeaaahhh they can still be lesbians!
well anyway this is the scene where we hear Tokos tragic backstory where she has two mothers
like how rj has two father!
Soulbound: I refuse to be considered her father!
Gp: no not you I mean Daraku and Mikado!
Soulbound: the bad guy from DRK?
Gp: yes I wasn't able to confirm or deny anything but I hired a detective in the past and we both got a strong inkling he may be rj's true dad!
Soulbound: a mother who sleeps that doesn't surprise me. But what about mukuro?
Gp: well yes yes yes Mikado may also be her papa, but… have you heard of Superfecundation?
Soulbound: of course! the fertilization of two or more ova from the same cycle by sperm from separate acts of sexual intercourse, which can lead to twin babies from two separate biological fathers
Gp: EXSACTLY! So meathra slept around and faced the consequences which would be another reason her birth is an accident! Yeaaahhh!
Soulbound: but why sleep around?
Gp: well, I guess some questions wont ever be answered but this is all going if the fact is true but it doesn't matter the past is the past and in my opinion they may be her father but they weren't her daddy!
Soulbound: A found family is every bit as beautiful as a born family… even one as messed up and as depraved as you and Junko
Haiji: um, I'm still here?
Gp & Soulbound: SHUT UP NOT PEDO
This eventually lead us to the final floor where the key room was blocked by lasers
Soulbound: well, that seems to be a problem
Haiji: Don't worry. If we input the password in the control room, the search lights should turn off. The control room is past that conveyor belt. Let's go over there first. Just a little more...We can take that elevator down to the lowest floor. And then...the trump card will be ours.
Soulbound: I have a bad feeling about this.
Gp: no feelings were harmed during the making of this story
Soulbound: but people where, lots and lots of people
Oh look! Komarus hit list card!
Soulbound: GP THE MONOKUMAS!
Eh what's a few angry bears between friends
anyway now we go in the security room
Gp: oh, look someone's dead!
Haiji: I knew it.
Soulbound: and what exactly did you know?
Haiji: It isn't the brats who did him in. It was the out-of-control Monokuma. ...this is annoying. This control room attendant is the only one who knows the password to stop the search lights.
Soulbound: I'm assuming you had a plan for such scenario?
Haiji: We'll just have to figure out the password somehow. I'm sure there's a clue in this room. I'm absolutely not giving up… Come on, stop complaining and let's get this done. If you input the password at that laptop, the search lights should turn off. Search every corner and figure out that password.
At that gp turned to look at soulbound expectingly he knew exactly what gp was implying as soulbound pulled out his book on the lore of Ultra Despair Girls
Soulbound: lets see… the password is… 0718.
Haiji: how'd you figure that out so fast?!
Soulbound: I know everything
even your search history.
Gp: don't mind him we're still getting over you no longer being a pedo hahaha
Haiji: I never was!
Gp: EXSACTLY!
By putting in the correct password the lasers shut off
Haiji: We did it! Now we can get to the lowest floor! I knew from the beginning that you guys could do it!
Soulbound: and that's exactly why you had us in jail earlier.
Gp: give him a break rj is my child, that's enough grounds to be suspicious
And so, we continued to go down.
[note:] Shingetsu Nagisa's Note
Gp: poor buddy…
Haiji: We've arrived. It's in here. The trump card is on the other side of this door. Our...last hope.
Soulbound: prepare yourself gp the next boss fight should happen soon.
Gp: already ahead of you!
So, we went through the door and saw…
Gp: IT'S MONOZIIIILLAAAAAAA!
Soulbound: king kuma
Gp: … actually yeah that's better let's go with that
Haiji: Yes, this is our trump card. It's the adults' last hope.
Gp: A Monokuma's your last hope…
yeah soul these guys are doomed
Haiji: This isn't just an ordinary Monokuma. It's Harmony Spire City's secret defense weapon created for emergencies. Using this Big Bang Monokuma, we'll be able to fight the brats from a superior position.
Soulbound: I'll still call it king kuma now…
Soulbound grabbed Haijis ear and lifted him up like a scolded child.
Are you going to tell us why this place makes Monokuma's or am I to assume you where evil hearted from the beginning
Haiji: Spare me that! Why would I have my arm broken by Monokuma that I made myself?
Gp: well, explain yourself then!
Haiji: Originally, the Monokuma produced here were supposed to enter the world as "helper robots." They were developed to aid in everyday life and dangerous work, not to attack people. It was the brats who hijacked them.
Soulbound: HAHAHHAHAH! A HELPER ROBOT!? That's hilarious… oh Kodaka you're serious, aren't you?
Haiji: Didn't I say? This one is a special model. It was created to defend the city in times of emergency.
Soulbound: and the design?
Haiji: For the design...well, I don't know about that myself. It's something the people responsible for developing it decided on their own.
Soulbound: are you buying this gp?
Haiji: It's true! I can't do anything about it. Back then, I didn't even know anything about Monokuma.
Soulbound: well I do like to believe the best in people, so you're safe… for now
With that soulbound let Haiji go but then they heard a noise
Soulbound: what was that?
And then from the ceiling Nagisa's robot appeared
SAGE ROBO HANNIBAL X
Soulbound: ah boss time.
Gp: Nagisa! Are you ok?!
Nagisa: …. I... found you...demons… So, you were hiding this thing...in a place like this…
Haiji: Did he hear about this place from someone? If he doesn't have any self-control, then it'll be destroyed...! You think I'll let you do that!? This is the hope we finally got our hands on!
Nagisa: Y-you were going to use this...to crush our paradise...I won't let you do that… Everyone...expects so much from the Warriors of Hope...Everyone...expects so much from me… I need to live up to everyone's expectations! I absolutely need to complete paradise! So please...expect more from me! I'll keep doing my best more and more and trying harder and harder! So please don't abandon me! Mom and dad and big sis Junko! And Monaca! More more more more! Expect more from me!
Haiji: W-what's with him...? He's totally messed up…!
Gp: CALM DOWN NAGISA!
rj wouldn't want this
Soulbound: which is exactly why they would want this…
Gp: well, yeah. BUT WE SHOULD FOLLOW WHAT THEIR HEART WANTS NOT WHAT THEIR MIND SAYS!
Nagisa: I can do it! I know I can do it! I'm the best robot user in the Warriors of Hope! I'm the best at using robots!
Haiji: this is bad!
Nagisa: Be it demons or anything else...I'll destroy everything that gets in the way of paradise! So, expect things from me! Expect more and more from me!
Soulbound: … you know, I do have expectations for him, I expect him to face the reality of what's happened and overcome it…I can't have a higher expectation then that.
Gp: WELL NOT NOW HES GONE BONKERS
we need to calm him down and get the king kuma!
…and then blow up the building
Haiji: what?
Gp & Soulbound: NOTHING!
Soulbound: well, let's do this.
And now a moment of silence for the fact Nagisa doesn't get an epic boss battle song
and then… well what more can I say then, he got crushed by his expectations…
Soulbound: that was terrible gp.
Gp: I couldn't help myself
Haiji: He wanted to bear such expectations...I wonder if he expected to be flattened like that. ...hmph, it's not funny at all.
Gp: so, is he ok?
Soulbound: he'll be ok.
Haiji: More importantly, look at this! Haha! We finally got this in our hands! Hahaha...It's hope...We finally have hope in our hands…!
Alright, we're going to ride this thing and attack the enemy headquarters right away!
Gp: Ride...in this Monokuma! YES, YES YES YES YES YES YES
TOUWA: Don't worry. I'm not going to tell you to drive it or anything. In the first place, it's configured so that only me and my dad can control it. So, I'll be the one to move it with my own hands. Come on, it's time for our counterattack. I know the adults will all cheer up when they see this. Hahaha...hahahahahaha…!
Gp: AWE MAAANNN!
And now back with everyone's least favorite pickle Satan… (implying there's more than one) that's not what I mean soul!... HAHAHAH, WE RUINED HER PLAN SHE CANT LIE ABOUT MAKOTOS PERENTS NOW!
Speaking of do you know where they are?
I have a hunch, but I'll save it for the end.
END CHAPTER
Well game chapter.
CHAPTER 5: ABSOLUTE DESPAIR GIRL
TOWA CITY: KING KUMA
Gp: WELL, YOU CAN BUMP AND GRIND
CAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR MIND
WELL YOU CAN TWIST AND SHOUT
LET IT ALL HANG OUT
NOT YOU WONT FOOL
THE CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION!
NO YOU WONT FOOL
THE CHILDREN OF THE REVOLUTION!
NO NO
Haiji: Haha…! How's that? See that? With this Big Bang Monokuma, the little Monokuma are no match for us!
Gp: oh yeah, I almost forgot!
With that I turn on a detonator which thanks to our bombs blows up the entire Monokuma factory
Haiji: You did well! This is thanks to you! You guys are this city's saviors!
Gp: wait… OH SNAP I FORGOT NAGISA WAS IN THERE IS HE OK!?
Soulbound: he is fine.
Gp: but-
Soulbound: he is fine.
Meanwhile at the children's base, Monaca, doesn't care and nagito plans to get out and dodge… good as he should… and kurokuma is there rambling… and someone is in Towa… of course I know exactly who… I know what will happen in the future, but I don't have the strength to admit it. And they talk about that ruined successor plan… man I really messed that up, didn't I? but I mean it was doomed from the start even in the universe where I don't exist. So, I don't feel too bad about it… is it bad I agree with nagito? After all a fall only hurts if you climb high enough, or like pushing a floaty far enough underwater that it launches back up to the sky in an instant! That's how story's go really, its gotta get worse before it gets better.
Now back to our regularly scheduled depravity
Where Haiji gives a speech
Haiji: Everyone listen up!
First off...I have to apologize to you all. Staying in that secret base this whole time hasn't been to wait for a chance. I used that as an excuse, but I was really just afraid of the kids. I'm really not much of a leader, am I? But two people opened up my eyes. Those two girls who aren't entirely kids or adults.
Gp: I'm 35,000 years old!
Haiji: Thanks to them, I can finally see. No matter how scared you are, there are times that you have to have hope and fight if you want to open up the future. So enough! Enough hiding in fear! Now is the time to stand up! We will take this city back with our own hands! We can do this! With this Big Bang Monokuma, we can do it! So go show those messed up kids who this city's true rulers are! This is…! Towa City is…! Our city!
ADULTS: Uwooooohhhhhh!
Soulbound: … there doomed.
Gp: definitely
Soulbound: hmmmm what the plan of action…
Hiroko: Yo, got a minute? Shiro had something it just had to say to you.
Gp: SJ! No wait I'm still mad at you! Make it quick!
Shirokuma: ...it's just as you two worried. It would be bad if the adults and kids were to clash like this.
Gp: definitely
Shirokuma: It seems they all have a strong hatred of not just Monokuma, but the kids as well… So, if the kids and adults clash like this, both sides will probably start killing each other.
Gp: oh that be sad… there's no point in our rescuing of them if they aren't alive to be thankful for it
Soulbound: you make it sound like this wasn't your plan from the start.
Shirokuma: Even I didn't know that Haiji was hiding such incredible strength. I tried to rouse them because I wanted to give them the power to protect. But that Big Bang Monokuma is anything but protective. It only has power to destroy. If two forces with the power to destroy fight each other, then there will be unthinkable damage.
Gp: King Kuma, Sj says it right! But what are we supposed to do? Scold them like an untrained dog?
Hiroko: Seeing how things are...that'd be difficult.
Haiji: There's no need to be afraid anymore! Even if it means taking lives, or stealing lives away, I will not fear those brats anymore! Let's remember today as the day of our victory! The day of the kids' defeat in this war!
Soulbound: I'm all for hurting the Monokuma's but I feel like hurting the kids is too far, they've been driven…mad. We did too much.
Gp: awe geez soul it's not our fault these people are stupid!
Hiroko: Once they saw that absurdly huge Monokuma, the color of everyone's eyes changed all at once. I'm sure that thing looks like hope for them, but… I think this hope is a bit too big. I doubt they'd listen to anyone saying they should go easy on children.
Gp: truly is the balance of hope and despair… so sj I know you wanted to say something so spit it out
Shirokuma: There's...just one thing.
The Monokuma rampaging in the city, unlike me, don't think and act on their own. So, there must be a device issuing orders to them that exists somewhere.
Gp: oh? Do go on!
Shirokuma: It's likely that it's in the Towa Hills where the kids have their headquarters.
Hiroko: So we should get to the Towa Hills and destroy that device before this war picks up speed.
Shirokuma: Yes, if the raging Monokuma all come to a standstill at once, the kids will lose their firepower. If that happens...surely the conflict between kids and adults will cease.
Hiroko: Well, they aren't so clouded that they'd raise a hand against a defenseless child. ...or so we can hope.
Soulbound: well that all depends on how riled they get…
but while the possibility of them hurting a few is out of the answer… they probably would stop the assault if there were no Monokuma's… yes yes that could work.
Shirokuma: W-well…
Soulbound: I'm guessing you want me and gp to do it? Of course, you do…
Shirokuma: But when the Big Bang Monokuma begins its invasion, the enemy Monokuma should be focusing all of its energy there… If you use that opening, climbing the Towa Hills won't be impossible.
Soulbound: stop giving Gp your toughest battles!
Shirokuma: I'm literally a head.
Gp: come on soul we can handle this
Soulbound: Even so… I have a bad feeling about all this…
Shirokuma: I know it's an absurd request, but you two are the only ones we can rely on! Please! You two are the only ones who can save this city!
Gp: in hindsight we probably should have given you a spear body from the factory while we have the chance… oh well its blown up now
Shirokuma: IT'S WHAT!?
Soulbound: it's only fair Shiro, if we had the controller the Monokuma's would still spawn endlessly but now their supply is limited so one we defeat the last ones this town will be officially saved
Hiroko: So, what are you two going to do?
Gp: YOU BET!
Shirokuma: Thank you! Really truly thank you!...
you know… maybe I could help you guys out.
SOULBOUND:
What are you gonna do, Shiro? HEAD-butt them?
hhahahahah!
GP:
oh I get it!
HAHAHAHA!
I know, I know! He'll play head games with them!
hahah
SOULBOUND:
HAHAHAHAHAH!
HEAD games, that's good!
hahahah
No, hold on, Shiro will be okay! He's got a good HEAD off his shoulders!
Hahahahahah!
HIROKO:
Ohh! This is giving me a headache!
SOULBOUND:
"Headache"! Ha, ha, get it? "HEAD" ache!
hahahahah
GP:
HAHAHAHA
You know, Shiro, you could always HEAD 'em off at the pass!
SOULBOUND:
After giving them a HEAD start!
hahaha
GP:
HAHAHAHAH
HIROKO:
Okay, that's enough! All o´you head on outta here!
SOULBOUND:
HAHAHAHAH
That's using your, heh heh, heh-HEAD!
GP & SOULBOUND:
HAHAHAHAHAH
SHIRO:
I should just quit while I'm a...head?
GP:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAahahahah
Ok let's go!