So we finally reached the final frontier me and soul making our way to the Towa tower to defeat the Satan, get the controller, save the world and in turn save my son! At first, we see an angry human
Gp: you aren't beating kids with those weapons right?
ADULT: Don't worry. These are for beating Monokuma. No matter how badly we've been hurt thus far, we still have the ability to discriminate. We wouldn't think about splitting a kid's head open like a watermelon.
Gp: oh, thank goodness!
ADULT: But things will be different if push comes to shove. In the worst-case scenario, there may come a time when I'll swing this at a kid's head.
Soulbound: please have a little mercy if you aren't outnumbered the worst a child could do is kick your shin.
ADULT: You're really getting mad over that? If we didn't kill the kids, the girl next to you could die… Are you saying that even then you'd sit idly by and watch?
Soulbound: logical fallacy my dear friend a kid wouldn't kill me a Monokuma would in which case I would kill the Monokuma and since the kid is powerless, I would no longer need to worry
ADULT: I came above ground prepared to do that. If worse comes to worst, I'll smash kids' head with this thing. If I'm lukewarm about this, I'll get killed.
Gp: well, be cold about it then,
or should I be saying to be hot about it?
We continued our journey, there's a war going on out there somewhere and Makoto isn't here… well then we saw some kids cowering
Gp: are you ok little buddies? I'm not mad at you, but those other adults are you better hide.
Soulbound: there definitely afraid of the adults it makes sense, quite sad really
Gp: but why be afraid now?
Soulbound: I have a bad feeling about all this.
Gp: no feelings were harmed during the making of this chapter
So, we were at the entrance of the Towa building and… SERIOSLY A MONOKUMA LOGO ON THE FRONT OF THERE BUILDING? DIDN'T THIS SHOW A RED FLAG TO AANNNNYYYONE
Soulbound: I'm starting to think the average intelligence of humans in this universe is a lot lower than other worlds
Well anyway we finally entered the building, and saw some of the WOH robots that our blocking the door so it was up to us to find a way to remove them, so we went through one of the doors with a monoku-man, after finishing I realize, this is Jataros room! My favorite! Though as a grandpa I should refrain from having favorite children, but as a dangaronpa fan I must say he's my favorite WOH. In this room I even saw a painting of them…oh, ok ok still mad gotta focus
in the room we find the controller for his robot great! So far so good! But when existing the room and looking at the robot I see a letter
[note:] Should Never Have Given Birth
Gp: eeerr THAT PATHETIC LITTLE I'LL KILL THEM
Soulbound: there already dead you can't.
Gp: I'LL BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE AND KILL THEM AGAIN
Soulbound: that be too merciful for them I assure you anything you could do to them is already happening in tenfold in heII
Gp: BUT IM SO ANGRY I NEED TO LET THIS OUT
Soulbound: I'm indestructible hit me I won't mind.
Gp: RAAARR
At that gp punches soulbound in the gut
Soulbound: OOF- better?
Gp: …actually yeah, thanks
So, we move on to the next room of the fighter Kotoko, I hope she enjoyed that red velvet donut, I remember when me and rj would enjoy them. So, then we control and move it.
[note:] For the sake of my daughter.
Gp: RAAAARRR!
Punches soulbounds gut
Soulbound: OOF- that time was harder.
With that the door is open and we can move on, to another room with two more robots guarding the next door in which we go to Masaru's room, I had great respect for him even if the others didn't.
[note:] Daimon Masaru's Diary
gp: b-brainwashing?...
soulbound: slap
gp: sorry your right that's beneath me
GOSH DARNIT WHY COULDENT THEY BE ADULTS
mmmm brainwashed adults yummy yummy
…. but that's awful aint it?
Soulbound: what is?
Gp: that means there like, asleep and when they wake up people will hate them and they'll realize their parents are dead... that's so sad honestly maybe it be better to just, let them sleep forever so they can see their parents again…
Soulbound: that's a terrible thing to say! I'll make sure they all have their happy ending.
Gp: how?
Soulbound: wait and hope.
Gp: well, I mean we DO have reality warping powers we could magic their parents back to life, but I feel like that be to cheesy even for us kodakas being lenient on us as it is by helping rj stop being evil we shouldn't try to push are luck more then we already have.
With that discussion over we move the next robot and
[note:]
Gp: AAARRRRGG
Punch
Soulbound: OW that really hurt watch yourself!
But now we go to the next room with a riddle which leads to Nagisa's room, he was a good kid and he has a Toko book
Soulbound: at this part Toko and Komaru talk about what they'd do after these events.
Gp: oh, what would you do?
Soulbound: what I did before all this, deal with you while looking at stories of the multiverse, and you?
Gp: oh! Well id love to hang out with rj again! Maybe catch up on old times, father son bonding, what's that like fishing? I don't know how, and I don't think rjs a fishing person, oh! How about playing catch that's a classic! Oh oh oh I know we can go to Disney again!
Soulbound: is that even still open considering the tragedy?
Gp: I don't know! But it still be nice to go to even better if it is abandoned we can explore and operate the rides all by ourselves so fun! Maybe watch a musical too… ah I'm so existed.
Soulbound: of course this is all assuming it all works out and they come with us
Gp: I'm sure it will I have hope in them
Soulbound: how Do you have hope in them?
Gp: I donno, I just do. my brains weird like that.
With that we move the final robot and (oh dear)
[note:] debating on switching subjects.
Gp: NAAARRR
At this gp punched soulbound in the gut so hard he launched to the other side of the building
Soulbound: …. I am so glad that's the last child.
Gp: well, there's still Monaca
Soulbound: Implying we care about her
Gp: true
Finally the door is open and we can move on where more Monokuma's attack us and we fight valiantly but then we find another locked door
Gp: darn its locked!
Soulbound: perhaps it needs a key card same as the elevator in the Towa tower?
Gp: but we don't get one!
Soulbound: this is troubling.
Gp: you think maybe Haiji's got one? He is the heir.
Soulbound: possibly, but he's rampaging around with King Kuma like a toddler in a box factory.
Haiji: By "toddler" do you mean me?
Gp: oh hey! We where just talking about you! All good things all good things!
Soulbound: I thought you'd still be playing rampage? What's the meaning of this?
Haiji: I figure the same reason as you. You guys are also looking for the Monokuma control device, right?
Soulbound: I meant how are you here not why.
Haiji: All of Towa City's Monokuma came at us all at once, so there were too many even for the Big Bang Monokuma to handle… So, the plan is to first destroy the Monokuma control device and lay our enemy bare. And then...they'll all just be kids. It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
Soulbound: and shirokuma said that to you right? Of course, they did, can't have any hope for them.
Haiji: Hm? What does that matter?
Soulbound: Oh, nothing… nothing
Haiji: Though I didn't know that you two had gone ahead with the same plan. I'd have thought for sure you'd have been attacked hard by the enemy.
Gp: we were! But we attack harder! Oh, but your just in time! You happen to have the key card to this?
Haiji: … No. It isn't a card key that'll make this elevator move. The lock on the elevator won't release without a retina scan.
Gp: ok potato-tomato just put your eye in then
Soulbound: I don't think he can.
Haiji: But...why? This isn't a manual lock, so no one should be able to lock it. But the last time I saw it, it wasn't locked. Which means someone must have locked it. It couldn't be...that this is that person's doing? Is this to spite me...?
Soulbound: speak up for the class now Haiji.
Haiji: No. The only one who can release this lock is the chairman of the Towa Group.
Gp: oh, your daddio? Well, where is he?
Haiji: I said he was missing, but...I just didn't want to acknowledge it. The truth is that my dad has been dead for a while now. He was killed by those brats…
Gp: oh! …uh well I am sorry for your loss…
Soulbound: though he was probably a jerk but let's keep that to ourselves.
Haiji: the retinal scan will still work if we have my dad's eye… So, all we have to do is bring his corpse here.
Gp: YIKES!
Haiji: The person who locked it probably wants to force me to do that. So, it's perfect...that the body is on this floor.
Gp: man, that's rough buddy
Haiji: No doubt about it. I saw him killed with my own eyes. My dad was killed in the chairman's office on this floor. Monokuma tore his throat out. I panicked and ran away, but his corpse should still be in there. You can get there by following along that wall. Though, whether to do this is up to you.
Soulbound: don't worry we'll go get it you stay here even I respect you enough not to force you to manhandle your father's corpse…
Haiji: thank you…
Gp: ok soul let's go!
So now we were trying to get "a head" of this situation HAHAHAHAHAH
we then found a book on marriage this is where komaru talks about death flags but don't worry we have nothing to worry about!
oh snap Monokuma ambush I jinxed it!
and now we finally find the corpse.
Gp: hmmm….
Soulbound: what are you thinking?
Gp: depravity, despair…. OOOOOOO, I GET IT NOW! Depravity bros, despair sisters HAHAHHAAHHA THAT'S FUNNY! Why didn't I think of that sooner!
Soulbound: YOU ONLY NOW JUST REALIZED IT?!
Gp: well yeah, I'm not obsessed with them soul I have a life, it's just I have a strong paternal bond and need to make up for my past sins geez
So, what should we do with the body
Soulbound: carry it.
Gp: all at once? Seems tedious.
Soulbound pulls out his cutlass.
One slice later
Gp: ah this is much better!
I say holding a head.
Hey Mr. Towa!
I then move the mouth up and down with my hands.
"Hello gp"
Man, you're in quite a predicament
"that's because I'm a bad dad and stupid."
You sure are.
"But hey you're bad to"
Yeah but I'm trying to make up for my mistakes you aren't
"that's because I'm dead."
Soulbound: gp can you please stop playing with the head.
Gp: fine fine
"Man, what a party pooper"
So we proceeded to make out way back to the elevator
Gp: ok let's take this puppy out
Soulbound: yes, get on with it.
With that we successfully scanned the eye
Soulbound: so… what should we do with the head.
Gp: can I keep it
Soulbound: gp! It's called respect and that even applies to the dead, especially the dead since ghost in this world exist, you know what happened to Junko do you want to be haunted to?
Gp: That's fair
?: L...gi…
Gp: did you hear that?
Soulbound: you aren't crazy I heard that too.
?: Y... ou...g...man…
Gp: OH NO I'VE REALY DONE IT THIS TIME!
And staring right before my eyes is A GHOOOSSSTTTT
Gp: IM SORRY FOR MESSING WITH YOUR HEAD FORGIVE ME I'M A WORM A WOTHLESS WORM
Soulbound: now you've done it gp.
Gp: AAHHH PLEASE SPARE ME!
The Ghost Towa: Young man, don't you think it awful playing with my head like that?
Gp: I-I-I-I-I-I-I'M SORRY! SOUL VOUCH FOR ME!
Soulbound: … I'm staying out of this.
Gp: forgive me please I beg of you don't hurt me!
The Ghost Towa: hurt…? You think I would engage in such vulgar conduct? I merely...want you to listen to what I have to say.
Gp: yeahyeahyeahyeahyehah I can do that suresuresure what do you have to say? Mr. ghost Towa
Soulbound: this ought to be good.
The Ghost Towa: My name is Towa Tokuichi, the former chairman of the Towa Group.
Gp: ah yes, I know I-I know. You're the pe- I mean Haijis old man yes, yes?
The Ghost Towa: Oh, so you know Haiji? Then, do you know his little sister Monaca?
Gp: PLOT TWIST! I mean- oh nonono do go on.
The Ghost Towa: I see, so you know Monaca as well. In that case, this will be quick. Please! I don't care how! Please just stop Monaca's rampage any way you can! If she is left to her own devices, the glorious Towa line's history will be over!
Soulbound: I mean we where already going to do it you didn't have to ask.
The Ghost Towa: Imagine the ingratitude. Forgetting how I took her in, and of all things, raising the flag of rebellion against Towa!
Gp: ok now that seems a bit rude don't you think?
The Ghost Towa: Her mother was originally my lover. But...she abandoned her child-rearing duties and forced the infant Monaca onto me before disappearing.
Gp: if you hate her so much why don't you just set her up for adoption? You don't gotta be a jerk.
The Ghost Towa: Hmph, if the mother didn't want to raise the child, she shouldn't have given birth to it in the first place.
Gp: that's fair, I don't know enough about planed pregnancy stuff in Japan to say otherwise
but still ADOPTION! Or a foster family that work to!
The Ghost Towa: … And yet, though I took her in and raised her in my own home, when I could have left her to a proper facility… (gp: which you really should of!) She put her father through this! Her own father...She killed me! It's all...that woman's fault! That woman unhinged Monaca! Before Monaca betrayed the Harmony Spire Group, I had thought it strange that she kept showing excessive rebelliousness,
Gp: WOAH WOAH WOAH! Wait a minute! I'll allow you to talk about your daughter that way, and I'll admit she is very evil, and even that Rj had fault in that
BUT I cross the line at saying it was souly rjs fault and you taking no blame of your own! As a father I of all people know and I accept it was also partly my fault this whole mess happened
and you should take responsibility to, of course I don't just mean you and mean
I mean everyone! The end of the world was a team effort and in the end of the day those people still live and benefit while rj died, so I think it's time you all take responsibility.
[GP, spoken]
Depravity to despair to death
Oh, what a beautiful waltz
You dance with her, she'll dance with you.
In depravity and despair and death
Who wasn't there when she needed?
Laden with pain and despair
Who makes the most
Of a sorrowful coast?
"Hail Kodaka, the antag have come!"
To her family with despair and death
And it's off with the despair and the death
Take on the death, clink clink!
Then hail and farewell to the smell
Of the hopes peak coast!
Depravity to despair to death
'Tisn't morals, 'tis maverick that saves
Shall we dance to the sound
Of the profitable pound
In depravity and despair and death?
Who where the ones that invited her
Laden with ignorance and death?
'Tis council can coast
To the headmasters boast
"hopes peak, she brung what ye craves!"
And what happened next:
"We brung despair and death!"
(spoken)
Gentlemen, you mustn't think that our hopeful friends merely see our despair girl as a figure on a ledger. Oh, no, sir. They see her as a figure on a block! Watch their faces at the auctions, gentlemen. Bright faces on Zetsubo wharves. "Put her in the despair. Cram her in the despair! Stuff her in the despair." HURRY, GENTLEMEN! LET THE GAMES BEGIN!
(sung)
Ya-ha!
Ya-ha-ma-cundah!
(spoken)
Gentlemen, do you hear? That's the cry of the zetsubo!
(sung)
Ya-ha
Ya-ha-ma-cundah!
(spoken)
Death, gentlemen! Dark hope! Living hope! Hope from:
(sung)
Alloonng
Depravity, Depravity, Depravity
Scape goat for sale!
Ashanti
Evil, Evil, Evil, Evil
(spoken)
Look at the faces in the crowd, gentlemen! Bright faces. hopeful faces. Hope bearing faces. Faces from:
(sung)
Nantunaett
Hopes peak, Hopes peak, Hopes peak
Scape goat for sale!
Handle her, fondle her
But Don't THINK OF HER!
They're primal! They're primal!
Ya-ha!
Ya-ha-ma-cundah!
!
(sung)
Depravity to despair to death
Who are the ones who benefit from all of this?
Hearts filled with hope, see it gleam!
WHOSE FORTUNES ARE MADE
FROM DEPRAVITYS DAY?
Hail the foundation: the New hope filled dream!
So to all of you, I give you a toast
Hail Enoshima!
Hail the foundation!
Who stinketh
THE MOOOOOOST?